Lisa Marie Presley Wants Sunflowers Galore For Michael Jackson
Lisa Marie Presley recently visited Michael Jackson's tomb at Forest Lawn and she didn't like seeing the giant empty space surrounding him so she has asked his fans to solve that problem. Lisa writes on her MySpace page that sunflowers made Michael Jackson's soul do the crotch grab, so she wants all his fans to send a satin sunflower to fill up the space around his tomb. Lisa writes:
Greetings MJ Fans....While visiting him a few days ago at Forest Lawn , Riley and I couldn't help but notice that , while there are a few bouquets , candles and gifts there is a very large empty space around him and in front of him that could use a whole lot more.
While , I am sure that the staff at The Holy Terrace do their very best to place what is sent and what is placed at the door at his tomb , I thought you might like to know that he would want and deserves more than what is there and I had an idea.......
Some may or may not know this but his favorite flower was the Sunflower.
They made him happy because they looked happy to him , Thus, he called them "The Happy Flower".When we were married , I would try and fill up rooms with them wherever he was.
I wanted to bring something to place near him that he liked and that wouldn't die so I brought a large vase of silk sunflowers and placed them near him.
This barely made any kind of dent in the atmosphere so I thought of maybe letting those who care know what the situation is and how we can solve it.I know how much he loved and appreciated being showered with Gifts and flowers by his fans , I thought if whoever wants to bought just one silk sunflower each and sent it , the whole area around him and in front of him (As well as the two large empty vases that sit on either side of him) could be filled up in no time , which would be much more appropriate than what the current status is right now.
We can all cause a "Sun shower" if you will...........He deserves to be flooded and surrounded , LETS SURROUND HIM!
Lots of Love,
~LMPThere are two Forest Lawns in LA which is confusing,
Below is the correct address to send them to:The Holy Terrace At Forest Lawn
1712 South Glendale Avenue
Glendale Calif, 91205
So basically Lisa Marie wants the area in front of Michael Jackson's tomb to look like a real-life version of the game Plants vs. Zombies. That game was my breakfast, lunch, and happy hour for months so I approve of her mission.
I also approve because when I was 14-years-old I planted a sunflower in my backyard and the first thing my friend said when he saw it was, "That is the gayest thing I've ever seen." My sunflower practically curtsied at that compliment.
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I don't live too far from the location, so I'll do a flower drive-by when I can. lol.
wait til next month ya dumb Xenu drone -- the place will be crawling with paps and fans. Hard to believe it's already been a year since he expired.
I imagine the grounds staff at The Holy Terrace At Forest Lawn is cursing Lisa Marie as we speak. There gonna be picking up dead sunflowers for months.
So our making him a multi-millionaire a-million-more-times over POSTHUMOUSLY (the key: without his estate releasing anything complete and NEW), and ultimately saving HIS family from HIS mounting debt isn't a big enough gesture of "love?"
Her ex-husband. Her tribute. We need not be involved.
So with all the money she is raking in from Graceland & Elvis she can afford the ugly flowers.
He likes sunflowers because it reminds him of a young boys opening anus.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 05/13/2010 - 9:12am
Stop flirting you two. ;-)
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
Here we have a chick who has never wanted for anything or had to do anything in her life
Making idiotic demands for her ex-fake-husband
Want flowers Weesa
Plant them yourself
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 05/13/2010 - 9:08am
For a second there, I thought you were serious.
*picks up jaw from off the floor*
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 05/13/2010 - 9:05am.
And before you MJ lovers start attacking me let me just say that it is my opinion he likey kiddie peen and do not want to argue the point SO FUCK OFF.
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oh yeah I almost forgot about his thing for fucking kids. Maybe we could carve out some child genitals and spread them around the grave, I'm sure he'd love that more.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
whatever MissLAMETexas! if you wanna be closer to MJ and conjour up his pedo-spirit why don't you go home and rub one out while watching Home Alone...
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 05/13/2010 - 9:05am.
Jacky, please stop holding in your true emotions. Let us know how you really feel!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 05/13/2010 - 9:05am
Whatever Jack-n-the-LAME...you can't prove that. MJ was the greatest artist of ALL TIME AND HE JUST WANTED TO BE A KID AGAIN. And he loved all people. AND WHEN I GO HOME TONIGHT AND LIGHT MY CANDLE ON MY MJ SHRINE ..I'LL TELL HIM YOU ARE SORRY AND YOU DIDNT MEAN IT.
GOSH.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 05/13/2010 - 9:06am
Amazing, isn't it? I still have an account there but rarely use it. (I think it's been 3 years since I last visited mine)
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
I wonder if she actually porked him while they were married. And was he any good? Somehow, I can't imagine he was.
Must have been along the lines of porking Larry King.
Oh yeah, and ITA. do it your damn self.
Silk flowers are tacky. Get some perpertual care service, and have flowers on there year round, if you're so sentimental about it.
I need coffee.
I've purchased MJ's music. That is more then enough. Why isn't she asking his family to do this? Don't they have all of his money now?
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
myspace? people still use myspace?
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what you gonna do? tell mom and dad I put your dick sucking list on facebook?” – "i love facebook like you love cock..."
PLANTS V ZOMBIES IS THE SHIZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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FOK U! FOK U BERRY MUTT!!
I wouldn't waste a squirt a piss on this fucking child toucher!!!
And before you MJ lovers start attacking me let me just say that it is my opinion he likey kiddie peen and do not want to argue the point SO FUCK OFF.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Thu, 05/13/2010 - 8:58am.
That picture just made me chuckle. MK, you are a true artiste.
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Lol! I'd thought it was a still from one of MJ's 1990's videos. The special effects were all so tacky-looking even when they were state of the art.
I'm torn between thinking LM's gesture is kind of sweet and finding it obnoxious on behalf of other people who have loved ones buried at the cemetery.
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That picture just made me chuckle. MK, you are a true artiste.
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Douchechill!
Change that address to The Holy Terror at Forest Lawn, because that's what all those fake silk sunflowers are going to look like.
Awe...I think it's a sweet gesture. At least she seems to have genuinely cared about him, unlike 99% of the people in his life. With that said, BITCH, you have more $ than the rest of us. Do it your damned self.
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF
Is sun shower like golden shower?
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
fok you lisa marie. and i prefer lily stargazers and peonies myself.
I can't look at sunflowers ever again after reading the scene in the book "It" where Eddie meets the dead hobo and the sunflowers were nodding in the sun. "Nice boys, our boys..."
*shudders violently*
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I just had to add this makes me sick how out of touch these so called "celebrities" are with real people.
Do it yourself Lisa. I prefer lilacs.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
What a dumb ass!!!! People can barely feed their families right now and Lisa wants sunflowers for a dead man????
Hey Idiot how about YOU and Daddies money pay for flowers??
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