Wednesday, May 12th 2010
Thomas Jane Is Not That Hung
On Hung, Thomas Jane plays a gym teacher who makes thirstay ladies max out their credit cards so that they can get a taste of his Tommy Lee-sized peen. But in real life, Thomas Jane's dick isn't exactly tearing condoms or vaginas. Men's Fitness asked Thomas if his penis situation is filed under "Jon Gosselin" or "Chyna," and he said:
"I'm a textbook average guy. I'm 5'10", I wear a model suit size -- 40 regular, 32-inch waist pant -- and a size 10 shoe. Everything about me is prototypical. Everything. I even have a right-down-the middle-exactly-average dick."
FINALLY, there's a journalist out there who asks the important questions! Who really cares what Thomas' acting process is or where he grew up. WHO CARES! What we really want to know is if doing sexy times with Thomas feels like fucking Mini-Me or like giving birth to Mini-Me in reverse?
via HuffPo (Thanks Stacy)
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OMG guys HATE this subject cuz if they're cursed with a small dick there's absolutely nuttin they can do about it. From my experience, it's the dudes who have huge dicks that I remember. And the ride might be painful at first but you sure as hell NEVER forget it! And on a related note, I think it's funny how men make fun of women who give birth vaginally saying those women have loose and flappy vajayjays but men will NEVAH EVAH say a woman's vajay is loose and all turned out cuz a bigger, better man with a huge schlong stretched the bajeezus out of her!!! I feel sorry for dudes. The one thing that defines them is the one thing they can't change. Boo frickin' hoo.
oh and it's so nice to see a hairy chest in a magazine spread. I LOVES me some chest hair-rahr!
I like that he admitted it. That makes him hot, unlike losers who just show off for no gd reason.
Guy, everything about you isn’t prototypical, everything about you sucks big time; especially that whole thing about you having a small dick. Ladies, and some gentleman, this is a pure example of why you shouldn’t sleep with a man whose shoe size is smaller than 12.
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2010/05/thomas-jane-has-a-small-dick/
I would eff the shit out of him. Dear god.
PS, he has been in movies where he shows full frontal. I don't remember which ones, but I am sure it's pretty easy to find
It's not the size of the ship, but the motion of the ocean...or so I've been told, mmmmhmmm!!
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→←...When you come to a fork in the road, take it...◘•♣♣ Yogi Berra →←
He definitely has a small dick! Average= Small in my book.
Survival is my primary instinct. I’ll do anything. It's out of my control. It's stronger than me. It's an outside force, a voice that says 'do this for your life or it will devour you’.
- Grace Jones
Dang....this is all? I woulda thought peen talk was the hottest topic all day!! OK, here's one to make you wonder: nicest thing any stranger ever said to me when I dropped trou was "Uh uh. That's more than I bargained for". Then he left.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
Celebrities are well aware that people fantasize about them...he might be just a little uncomfortable with that, hence the modesty.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDMwO6axHag
Won't you please join me for drinks in Hell's Tavern On The Barren Green?
I like him.
Come on ease on down
ease on down the road...
Bango Skank I think I love you.
Peen talk!
*giggles like a schoolgirl*
Peens!
*giggles*
PEENS!!!
*jumps up and down*
I love Mr. IV's PEEN!!!
*throws confetti*
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"You, sir, have the charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk."
Having a big peen is like being able to dunk a basketball. It's exciting to see and all but if you don't learn other parts of the game you won't get picked to play a lot. Simple as that.
Problem is there are a lot of women who like to see dunks.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqnD11rjrtc
Submitted by BangoSkank on Wed, 05/12/2010 - 1:07pm.
Guys with small dicks are often crippled by insecurities, while guys with big dicks lazily rely on their size to satisfy, the mid-sized dick however.... We, the average sized cock, know things could be worse, but at the same time work at our skills knowing that there are bigger dicks out there we need to compete with...
Which is to say, I eat pussy like a motherfucking professional.
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Better average than small and unsatisfying, or big and unfuckable.
But to be a pro at going down on someone, is definitely a skill worth cultivating.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
I agree, big peens are fun to look at but unless you have a Lohan cooter, they're just not worth it.
No fun if you can't even stick it in your mouth more than just the tip, and sucks if it hurts while you bump uglies.
My husband is nice and average and that is plenty for me :D
I don't think the average American male waist is 32 inches. These days it's probably more like 36 or 38.
I'd still hit that, average dick and all.
numnumnumnum
I'd hit it -- even without a dick.
Submitted by BangoSkank on Wed, 05/12/2010 - 1:07pm.
Guys with small dicks are often crippled by insecurities, while guys with big dicks lazily rely on their size to satisfy, the mid-sized dick however.... We, the average sized cock, know things could be worse, but at the same time work at our skills knowing that there are bigger dicks out there we need to compete with...
Which is to say, I eat pussy like a motherfucking professional.
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yES !!!! totally agree...and i love it!!
When he gets divorced from Patricia Arquette you can send that regular peen my way! Yummy.
I've been stuck with several guys with really small dicks in my younger years, so I made up "Braille Readings" which are performed during heavy makeout sessions....they girl grabs the guy's dick through his pants and does a reading, just so she knows what she'll eventually be getting.
Sometimes the guy thinks he's getting something just because of the grabbing, but ya gotta play dumb and say "I thought it was your leg."
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 05/12/2010 - 12:39pm.
unlike most men, i aim to please, lol
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"My muffin hasn't had a cherry since 1939." -Betty White
Guys with small dicks are often crippled by insecurities, while guys with big dicks lazily rely on their size to satisfy, the mid-sized dick however.... We, the average sized cock, know things could be worse, but at the same time work at our skills knowing that there are bigger dicks out there we need to compete with...
Which is to say, I eat pussy like a motherfucking professional.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 05/12/2010 - 12:57pm.
Dog, yes, I have udders the length of tube socks with tennis balls in toes.
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Hawt. My next-door-neighbor just lost his wife. I can introduce you. He's used to that since he's about 312 years old.
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Even a small star shines in the darkness!
http://www.modestneeds.org/
Dog, yes, I have udders the length of tube socks with tennis balls in toes.
awesome GrlBhvingBadly!just read it.
Coma Caca!
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Chiri - I wish I could work from home.
I now in the office try and make a point to LOOK AT THE FACE whenever approached by a dude.
*eyes lower to peen area*
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!
Men are always either thinking with their dicks or thinking about them. Homo,hetero, whatever. Comparison runs rampant, usually causing peen trauma because of porn. John Holmes was one fugly man but he had a humongous cock so he got work. That was a freak of nature so comparing yourself to that is a waste of time...and it killed him. Work with what you got.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
I'd still hit it.
GrlBhvingBadly thanks for that!
WE LOVE YOU MK!!!!!!!!!!!!
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►I hate you, Darlton. I hate your freaking sadistic guts◄
To me, big dicks are fun to look at but not to play with. If it makes me gag or hurt--forget about it! I like dicks to be about 6". In my opinion, the reason some guys/gals hanker after ginormous pricks is because their ass/pussy has become like the Grand Canyon and nothing but a fist or a fist sized peen will do anymore. Trust me, I have fucked a few of those cavernous holes and am horrified that I might fall in if I don't tie a 2 x 4.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 05/12/2010 - 12:48pm.
I don't need my titties slapping me in the face! SLOW DOWN!
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Ew! Do you have udders there or something? How the hell do your boobs hit your face?!?!?!??!?!
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Even a small star shines in the darkness!
http://www.modestneeds.org/
@M.E and that is why I try to work from home more OFTEN. I tend to tell them too..."your zipper is open" ahahahaa. see you in hell!
LOL@ Snowy: *knock knock* to sex rehab door...*picks up bags*
Coma Caca!
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*stares at Snowy's bewbs*
Jewslim - that 'pound you like a jackhammer' shit is RUDE!
Not only do you bruise the yes yes, I don't need my titties slapping me in the face! SLOW DOWN!
*sends M.E. DWM & Chiri to sex rehab*
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►I hate you, Darlton. I hate your freaking sadistic guts◄
I'll re-post this in the open post -- an article dedicated to our beloved MK :)
http://crushable.com/other-stuff/the-imagined-life-times-of-michael-k/
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Census Taker (Tina Fey): How would you describe your ethnicity?
Betty White: Superior to Asians, but not as smart as blacks.
DWM, Chiri - I've often givin myself up, because, upon peering at the peen area, I discover a downed fly....and proceed to let them know they left the barn door open.
*head desk*
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 05/12/2010 - 12:38pm.
DWM - I cannot for the life of me advert my eyes, upon seeing a man enter a room, from his peen area.
I just can't.
I now understand their dilema with talking to our breasts.
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Ditto and it's embarrassing as hell when you're caught!
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Wed, 05/12/2010 - 12:36pm.
The one guy I knew who had a huge dick was also a huge dick himself.
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Naturally.
tsk disappointing
average enthusiast here,
i avoid gigantic peen like the plague, me no want a sore hole to linger on especially when the guy thinks he's all that and pounds like a short-bus dog in rabies, I prefer a firm ass to stick my tongue in any day of the month, I used to date this guy he had a donkey dong, size queen dogs were going crazy around him, they could sense it,smell it from miles away but I wasn't that excited of owning that cause he hadn't read the manual correctly and was a lousy user
shoe addict: I am scared of the mean penis!!!! ;P
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►I hate you, Darlton. I hate your freaking sadistic guts◄
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 05/12/2010 - 12:34pm.
I'd rather have an average sized dick hitting the G-spot at every thrust than a ginormous peen beating my cervix into oblivion.
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CO-SIGN!!!!
I hate when the ones with the bigguns think its awesome to try to ram it all the way in. Its like hey asshole I dont know what porno you learned that from but knock that shit out.
M.E I tend to do that too! ahahahhahaha ooops!
I look at their eyes and then their area. it's a thing...natural now to me. hahaha
Coma Caca!
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 05/12/2010 - 12:38pm.
DWM - I cannot for the life of me advert my eyes, upon seeing a man enter a room, from his peen area.
I just can't.
I now understand their dilema with talking to our breasts.
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I can't either! It's like a compulsion.. and when they're wearing swimsuits my friend and I call it "the game" because we just spot them and try to get the other person to figure out what we're talking about.
I'm glad I'm not the only one.
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
I feel smart after your little lecture, addict. ____________________________________________
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
DWM - I cannot for the life of me advert my eyes, upon seeing a man enter a room, from his peen area.
I just can't.
I now understand their dilema with talking to our breasts.
Discovering that your partner has a larger than average dick is always nice, but I'll take a guy who can really kiss over one who is hung like a horse. The one guy I knew who had a huge dick was also a huge dick himself.
While results vary across studies, the consensus is that the mean human penis is approximately 12.9–15 cm (5.1–5.9 in) in length with a 95% confidence interval of (10.7 cm, 19.1 cm) (or, equivalently, 4.23 in, 7.53 in).[6][7][8] The typical girth or circumference is approximately 12.3 cm (4.85 in) when fully erect. Yet, one reputable source claims that the relaxed human penis has an average length of only 4 inches (≈10.2 cm) and diameter of 1¼ inches (≈3.2 cm) while fully erect it has an average length of 6 inches (≈15.2 cm) and diameter of 1½ inches (≈3.8 cm).[9] The mean penis size is slightly greater than the median size. Contrary to popular belief, there is no scientific relation between penis size and race.[
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"My muffin hasn't had a cherry since 1939." -Betty White