Zombie Love Always Prevails
After Shawn Southwick tried to bust a nut by fucking on random dead bodies in the county morgue, she realized that no corpse can do her like Larry King can, so she immediately stopped divorce proceedings.
Larry King and Shawn announced that they are back together again and trying to make it work. This is good news for them, but bad news for those of you freaks out there who were hoping to take a ride on the same skeleton that once titty banged Nefertiti back in the day.
Shawn and Larry had this to say about their reconciliation:
"We love our children, we love each other, we love being a family. That is all that matters to us. We owe it to ourselves and our children to continue being dedicated to each other. We want to thank our friends for their loyal love and support – for being there for us."
Larry King might have been dropped dick dust all over the ass cheeks of Shawn's sister, and Shawn might have boned her kids' little league coach, but at the end of the day these two know that they really belong together. Who else is going to give Larry's ass lips a little pinch while applying Desitin? And who else can catch a fly with his tongue when one lands on Shawn's arms?
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Her face is scarily pulled. His is just an ugly fright.
HAHA they're both fuckin gross. Anyone could do Larry King's job and I mean ANYONE. As long as you're nosey, any muthafucka could do it.
They're both total loony toons
There's not enough alcohol in the world to make me hump on that reanimated corpse...yuck.
Yeah, that shit looks like it's Party O'clock all the time... I keed
Shawn Southwick is quite beautiful in some captures of her, like this one.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDMwO6axHag
Won't you please join me for drinks in Hell's Tavern On The Barren Green?
Larry is like "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button," in certain ways, inasmuch as that he never gets older and never gets younger but is never born or dead.
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
"titty banged Nefertiti back in the day." MK LMAO
I give any woman with the moxie{sp} to bang that, a lot of credit. She must have to drink about 3 bottles of Crystal, pop some Vicodin and tape her eyes shut to get through the Viagra wait time, and then the 20 seconds of bliss.
That TONGUE ! will not be contained.
Okay, I'm a dumbass. I just copied that tongue-move Larry always does to see what the benefit is. Now, I can't stop. I swear, if I get a permanent tic from this ...
Publicity Stunt you say?
oh - that is even WORSE...attempting for relevancy by staging a fuck-fest with your sister-in-law. Seriously - Larry is a dessicated old tasseled-loafer from the 60's who needs to vacate the media alltogether.
And if this fuckery is true, Mrs. King needs to get a job in the Food Preparation Services - I can see her in a hair-net and lunch-counter uniform a la Ellen Burstyn in "Alice doesn't Live here Anymore"
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Well apparently Shawna's sister was really there for Larry with love and support. That's for sure.
Submitted by Dj Tenn. on Wed, 05/12/2010 - 12:48pm.
LK's interview with The Bee Gees 10 yrs ago is still etched onto my mind, the ignorant ass shit this tool said to them.
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Not to mention senile ass shit:
http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/06/27/larry-king-confuses-ringo-starr-with-g...
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
this entire piece of fuckery was a publicity stunt from the get go to attract viewers to give the illusion that LK is some kind of a player and to get viewers back to watch this dusty old cryptkeeper's boring ass show ,&let the world know there is a little league gigolo for hire .
LK's interview with The Bee Gees 10 yrs ago is still etched onto my mind, the ignorant ass shit this tool said to them.
DREADFUL. nothing to see here. next.
DListed, the ONLY news you'll ever need.
Jeebus - what a lovely couple...
She looks like a re-habbed Naugahyde Sofa, and he looks like a mummified Capuchin Monkey.
all said - the woman is earning a HARD DOLLAR. there isn't enough 40-dollar Cabernet and Tylenol 3 with codeine to make me do him....
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 05/12/2010 - 12:12pm.
The Desitin remark made me laugh. And she's keeping her Little leauger on the side I bet.
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I heard on Howard Stern today that someone saw Larry at one of his son's Little League games. He crouched down to talk to one of his kids and needed to be helped back up.
The Little League coach/Shawn's side piece was the one to help him up!
LMAO
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The Desitin remark made me laugh. And she's keeping her Little leauger on the side I bet.
Is he sticking his tongue out?!
Or is he so old he just can't keep his jaws locked.
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
Good God, more tongue photos of Larry Zeiger!!
Oh man our world is a strange place. Does the media really think we care about Larry and his love life?
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EWWWW...horny "old man" tongue sticking out. Ewww, ewww, ewww.
And again, can someone explain to me how letting homosexuals marry ruins the alleged "sanctity" of marriage, but these fucking assholes don't? "Sanctity of Marriage" my.....fucking.....ass.
@snowy
I was going to say, "well done you, your moral compass is screwd on right" BUT YOU WATCH SURVIVIOR?????????????????!!!!!!!!!!
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"We're all in the gutter, but atleast some of us are looking up at the stars..."
Old man bodies are nast, but old lady bodies aren't as bad (I used to volunteer at a hospice home). So Ashton Douchter has a good thing going there.
It's funny though--as we age, we don't look at bodies as being so old anymore. When I was 20 I thought a 42 year old man was ancient and gross. Now that I AM 42 it's different. Ha ha! So for these two geezers it's perfectly normal.
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
Submitted by Jana on Wed, 05/12/2010 - 11:42am.
nice reading all of your comments, but I must get going and will be back only tonight. Go Habs!
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nice reading all of your comments, but I must get going and will be back only tonight. Go Habs!
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Finally--some biotches are staying together.
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
It has nothing to do with love, flies were getting in the house and she needs him to catch them with his tongue as he is clearly demonstrating in that pic. *********************************************************************************************** Have a Donka Doo Ball Day! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvvvIm6OhHc
This girl has outdone every ho on the stroll (including ours). How dare she?
you gotta be gross to come to that.
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Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Wed, 05/12/2010 - 11:21am.
I have a copy up for sale on eBay. Just type in "The Mummy Cums Back" in the DVD search section.
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tee hee heeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Vidz thanks and that's the girl I want to win Survivor this season
I mean it was tempting, esp when I was younger but something in me just couldn't, even when he wanted to buy me an apt in NYC....
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*they're. It really wasn't worth bumping. And no. I don't have anything more to say about these two. So there.
PS. co-sign snowy's wise choices.
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@snowy
I have had an old married bajillionaire in love with me for years, I finally had to cut all ties because he was always trying to make out with me with his 90 year old mouth and that turkey neck hanging down. Everyone urged me to be a slut and get paid but I guess it's just not in me to fuck an OLD or married man, esp since his wife is ill, no matter how desperate I am to pay my bills
Snowy, I think I love you a bit now. Millionaires are few and far between here, so even if I feel it's really gross, it's just hypothetical for me. I heard abt your money problems, many women have slept with many men for much less. Also, WHO is your avie? Halle Berry sans fards?
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Submitted by Chirio on Wed, 05/12/2010 - 11:13am.
where is the sex tape?wait this is 2010...DVD I meant.
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Ewww the thought of seeing this wrinkly old coot having fucky times makes my yes-yes cringe.
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I have a copy up for sale on eBay. Just type in "The Mummy Cums Back" in the DVD search section.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
Submitted by Chirio on Wed, 05/12/2010 - 11:13am.
where is the sex tape?wait this is 2010...DVD I meant.
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Ewww the thought of seeing this wrinkly old coot having fucky times makes my yes-yes cringe.
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I would have to be completely out of my mind to get with someone like Larry Craig. Like major drugs or someone knock me in the head with a bat..
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 05/12/2010 - 11:11am.
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yes! even if my retiree is single and rich, I still cannot. He'd do everything for me, it's crazy, but I just cannot.
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where is the sex tape?wait this is 2010...DVD I meant.
Coma Caca!
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I will never understand women who marry unappealing or unattractive men, solely for money. no love. having to sleep with them, especially. What a soul killer that must be. I would rather be happy than rich, any day.
I have had an old married bajillionaire in love with me for years, I finally had to cut all ties because he was always trying to make out with me with his 90 year old mouth and that turkey neck hanging down. Everyone urged me to be a slut and get paid but I guess it's just not in me to fuck an OLD or married man, esp since his wife is ill, no matter how desperate I am to pay my bills
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►I hate you, Darlton. I hate your freaking sadistic guts◄
*YAWN!* When are they gonna get to the part when they tell me what their selling?
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twice divorced FYI.
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Why because he's not married?
Submitted by Pamela on Wed, 05/12/2010 - 10:54am.
gross my boss and I were talking about this yesterday and he was trying to say every women has a price. I say I wouldnt do Larry King for all the money in the world. There would just be no fucking way!!!!
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this 60 plus year old millionaire guy keeps coming after me (and he is actually classy and educated), but I just cannot.
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*peeks in*
*voms*
*runs out screaming*
"Fuck Math, do you want me to suck your cock or what?" Angel_i channeling Porntanna via Brit-Cheese
they look like twins.
What does it take for her to lay with him? Booze + pills + coke and some Ambien afterward to keep from crying herself to sleep?? Yeeesh. There. Is. No. Way.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
gross my boss and I were talking about this yesterday and he was trying to say every women has a price. I say I wouldnt do Larry King for all the money in the world. There would just be no fucking way!!!!
I wonder how much $$ he had to offer her to get her to stay. As there is no pre-nup, that bitch is IN CHARGE.
Whatever it was, it would not have been enough for me. Sleeping with him would be like fucking a turtle that has gotten out of its shell. My stomach just isn't that strong.
Well, it's almost lunch time and I was thinking about a salad but seeing Larry's bright red lips and tongue makes me think I won't be eating again until sometime around fucking Doomsday.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 05/12/2010 - 10:49am.
Larry only has a few years left
True dat. Not being morbid, just stating the facts. Why divorce??? Speaking of which, has anyone heard anything new about Dennis Hopper and his deathbed divorce drama?
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Douchechill!
The thought of Larry, in fucking action. Makes me ill.