Wednesday, May 12th 2010

Oh, Mimi....

Dressed like my cousin stopping by the WIC office before going to a formal engagement party at the Olive Garden, Mimi and her manchild husband visited a community medical center (aka a free clinic for the wealthy) in Los Angeles yesterday afternoon. Maybe they were there to speak to a mental health professional about why the fuck they look like bitches from True Life: I Can't Stop Dressing Like A 15-year-old.

No, I shouldn't be like that. Mimi knows best. Nothing makes your unicorn toe kick like Spanx brand sweats, heels and the tackiest piece of joo-ree ever made.

Posted by: Michael K


Centaurious's picture

Fuck this "visiting" shit!

It's a nursing home.

Miami lives there.

Nick is her attendant.

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Jill-The-Ripper's picture

I would suggest that she donate a new sign to the clinic, seeing what a poor excuse theirs is. But if Mimi did get them one, it would be even uglier than what they have, more than likely covered in sequins, glitter, and every special effect possible.

But.Seriously.Folks's picture

Submitted by fishsticksfan on Wed, 05/12/2010 - 9:46am.
I just don't get the high heels with sweat pants.
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I know. Very Jersey housewife. Speaking of which, I watched a little of the RHONJ the other day. I have no words for our favorite simian and her fam. Wow. Just wow. Are they serious? Wow.

Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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Cowjam's picture

"Dressed like my cousin stopping by the WIC office."
Perfection, MK!

Dog's picture

I've heard she has gotten so heavy because she's taking fertility drugs. If that's the case then I can't make fun of her. If it isn't and she's just fat, well,

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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carefreea's picture

Maybe she was getting an embryo put in? Still doesn't excuse the pedal pusher suit with high heels.

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ha, i'm actually dressed in a similar outfit right now, apart from the shoes, i have Nikes on...i was just getting ready for my jog with my lab.

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Pamela's picture

Whenever I see Mimi I always remeber this poster at my shrinks office my mother made me go to when I was 15. My my how much she has changed physically but she still dresses exactlly the same and her hair is the same to! That shit was 15 years ago!!!

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 05/12/2010 - 9:46am.

Nice crotch creases, Mimi.

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Few Words's picture

fking her like stickin my dick in a can of crisco it may slide in but nothing good is gonna come out of it

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will.i.am's picture

lmfao!! I loveeee True Life.

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Those two need a nanny.

Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON

fishsticksfan's picture

I just don't get the high heels with sweat pants.

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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)

Nice crotch creases, Mimi.

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Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK