Oh, Mimi....

Ahahahahaaaahhaaaaa! Another crazy and her man-servant.

♪ I really hope she's pregnant, if not, then she needs to lose 20 lbs ``` pronto. WTF has happened to her `` over the years? She looks redic in those heels and tight fitting sweats. In this pic ``` She looks like his Mom.

It looks like a photo of a middle aged mom taking her teenaged son for his yearly physical so that he can play high school football.

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"Maybe they were there to speak to a mental health professional about why the fuck they look like bitches from True Life: I Can't Stop Dressing Like A 15-year-old."

WORD!
*falls out of chair laughing

Paris is for stoners.

The way she dresses is really really unflattering. Mariah is a person that doesn't carry extra weight well. Shedding some pounds would transform her.

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Won't you please join me for drinks in Hell's Tavern On The Barren Green?

Someone needs to honestly tell this woman what size she REALLY wears!

Looks like a crazy woman with her gay best friend

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Submitted by squiggles on Wed, 05/12/2010 - 5:03pm.
These outfits are so ridiculous that they look like costumes. Maybe they suffer from perceptual problems that compromise their ability to see themselves properly?!
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It's called body dysmorphia.

These outfits are so ridiculous that they look like costumes. Maybe they suffer from perceptual problems that compromise their ability to see themselves properly?!

Whenever someone gains/loses a ton of weight I always think, "What's wrong?" For her, probably rx drugs, alcohol or mental health issues. I wouldn't be surprised at all if it's all 3. She looks like she's unraveling.

She looks like his mother.

Hope the photographer had a sun-viewing lens filter, cause that 10-head of hers can be seen from the space shuttle.

Really unflattering outfit, or else she is not attractive. Either one, or both, works for me.

Also, perhaps she has a little latino blood. In the city where I live, there are a LOT of latinos. The fat women usually wear very tight clothes and high heels. I cannot get that. How could one feel sexy in high heels and tight clothes over a blubbery body? Just dont' get it.

Did ya think that was racial profiling? Hmm. Maybe it was. Whatever it was, it was the truth and my sincere observations.

Geez Louise, what is her motive? I know she must have one. Here's one: is she trying subconciously to get rid of her husband? Or, maybe she thinks that all black men love "curves", except that this is not the curvy look, it's way something else.

Also, I read one of those recent rags at the store about ex-housekeepers/staff of various celebrities. What they said about Mariah was that she drinks A LOT - like a lot, a lot. That'll put some lbs. on 'ya real fast.

Then if one smokes a certain kid of cigarette, one gets the munchies. I really think that must be it. I doubt if she sits around and just eats for the heck of it.

Poor Mariah. I hope and pray she gets a grip soon. Sooo unhealthy.

She looks like one of those black welfare mothers you see at social security or alternately the bus stop at the corner of Vermont and Wilshire in downtown LA. The only thing she is missing are about 3 kids on tow. I mean seriously, who wears high heeled plateau sandals with a sweat suit. totally tacky. And look at that hair...it is all brassy and trashy. I guess no amount of money and white-washing can take away the ghetto skank, low class past in Mariah Carey. Deep down she is just pure trash. If it wasnt for all the photoshopping and 10,000 dollars a day personal stylists, she would be just like all the other low class ghetto mamas you see.
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Well, we do know that Mimi is into the BDSM scene- Bacon, Doughnuts, Spaghetti and Meatballs.

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I'm not surprised that she's fat again. I'm surprised she still calls herself a Black woman.

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to quote that horribly manly voiced "Cuntess" from RHONY, money does not by you class...and for that I give you Exhibit A, Mooriah with her adopted son Nick.

8 mile trailer trash burnout!!! MY EYES....Plus, I didnt know she had a grown up son?

I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....

that outfit is from The People of Wal-Mart collection

You'd think the sweat outfit would give her the incentive to go run the fat off !! But Mimi is slick like that and she knows that if she wears the pumps then the hubby can't try to persuade her into exercising. Honestly though, you'd think that hideous outfit would deflect your eyes from her forehead. No such luck. I guess we wont be seeing her on Oprah any time soon discussing her diet and gorgeous body! lmao. This is what happens to you when you toot your horn a little too loudly.

Submitted by Erika_Leigh on Wed, 05/12/2010 - 1:11pm.
bitch would wear lucite in the snow!! that's dedication.
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LOL! Great visual. Thanks!

i have an ex friend who wear exactly this type of shit. she looked like pamela anderson though except fatter and she would refuse to wear sneakers. bitch would wear lucite in the snow!! that's dedication. i think if she had to wear sweats to work out she would have worn those sneakers with heals on them. remember those!?

Aren't these people filthy rich? It must have been dress-down Tuesday.

Take off those heels, put on some tennies and RUN you cow. Damn, even a brisk walk would help.

Do you ever think that if Mimi were not famous she would be living alone with her 13 cats? She gives me the spinster trying to be sexy vibe. She is just so out to lunch.

Submitted by Aerialgreen on Wed, 05/12/2010 - 12:12pm.

Um, the heels are said to slim the figure by making you look taller... the sweats hide the waist.
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DUH!! But she should just wear a little flowy sundress with the heels or sneakers with the sweats. It's like wearing flippers with a ski outfit.

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It looks like her hairline is receding.

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Submitted by fishsticksfan on Wed, 05/12/2010 - 9:46am.

I just don't get the high heels with sweat pants.

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Um, the heels are said to slim the figure by making you look taller... the sweats hide the waist.

Again, with Mimi, it's all about self image, she is not fat (IMO she is still hot for her age) but she works so hard to hide the extra pounds that she ends up highlighting them.

This chic is delusional if she thinks she has any fashion sense! WTF is this get up she's wearing? Who the hell wears come fuck me hooker pumps with sweat pants and a sweat shirt? Girlfriend needs to throw on some sneakers and get her wide ass and thunder thighs on a treadmill ....pronto!

This would be a fun caption contest.

When MooMoo has a baby, she will give birth to a baby unicorn. She will slide down a rainbow to get to her house that sits on a cloud where the butterflies swarm free.

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That fat cow needs to lay off the potatoes! (and Ice Cream, and candy rings.. etc)

@ M.E., I don't know, I never really got the "cuntiness" vibe from her. She's just a 40 plus woman who still shops at Forever 21 and collects Hello Kitty figurines. I guess when you have that much money, you can live in your own immaginary world--a la Michael Jackson.

They DO look like mother and son. Oh, that's just too embarrasing.

Reminds me of a really nice guy I was dating years ago. We were the same age, but he just had a baby face. Not to mention, I am 5'9'', he was 5'3''. Now, I'm a ho that LOVES my heels. With heels, I was well over 6'. I couldn't take the rude stares from strangers any longer, and had to dump the poor dude. He still despises me for it and I'll bet he sticks little pins in his voodoo doll of me.

Submitted by YourCuntiness on Wed, 05/12/2010 - 10:03am.
Her body is sooo wide. I can see her completely letting herself go like Aretha.

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You're right, she has officially entered the Aretha Franklin twilight zone

Submitted by Violet on Wed, 05/12/2010 - 11:29am.

i fear the day she has a baby.
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I think Mimi prolly won't have a baby cuz she doesn't want to get fat *guffaw*. No, for serious - I mean, really fat; like Precious fat. She probably realizes, at this point, that she's a little pre-disposed.... ;\

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i fear the day she has a baby. Of course the name will be Princess/King something or other. The baby will get a diamond butt plug like hers. She will write children's books a la Madonna, who suddenly knows everything about motherhood.

Mr. Mercury. No probs. :D

When your pants are so tight that you can see the entire outline of your panties, it's time to get bigger pants. Hell, she's bulging out of those like she's wearing diapers under there! Actually, with that pacifier ring, I wouldn't be surprised...
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her outfit and fucking HEELS!!!! reminds me of the crazy shit I see when i go grocery shopping.

Coma Caca!
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I REALLY HOPE she's trying to get preggers, just so I get to hear what deliciously tacky shit she names her baby.

Princess Heaven Leigh Glitter Pixie dust-Unicorn OR
Hello Kitty for short.

PS: I REALLY don't get the hype about hello kitty. It's not even cute. Supposedly, my old boss was the one who made it an international phenomenon. Gee, thanks Fenny Lai!

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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 05/12/2010 - 11:00am.

I hate this cunt.

I hope a butterfly chokes her and a unicorn's horn preferates her bowel.
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I love the smell of naked celeb hatred in the morning! Thanks M.E., that will keep me going until at least noon PST.

"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"

I would PAY to see MooMoo's and CoCo's camel toes fight it out in a cage match.

That's the beginning of a world-class fupa right there.

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She's wearing all that expensive shit to the CLINIC? Surely, she has somewhere more appropriate she could save that shit for...

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I can't lie, I love me some Mariah Carey. Always have. Always will. I actually love her more since she was allowed to let her crazy run free. It's harmless entertainment.

I do wish she'd find clothes her size, but her shoe game is always on point.

Better yet, she births a little boy who's Tommy Mattola's mini me.

Mark used to be my doctor for a brief moment when I moved to the east side of the Val, but I was not fond of him. His wife is Dr. Sofia Vaisman in Woodland Hills - now she was a good doctor but her staff was horrible. They both have awful reviews online. I guess Mariah didn't peep that out.

Snowy, ring pop, pacifier. What the fuck ever. This bitch is what? 40 something? The goo goo ga ga, wipe my ass and spank me shit is pathetic!

If she wants to act and be treated like a fucking child, put her in a God damned old folk home. They're used to wiping people's asses, hell she can even pay to have them wipe her ass with $100 bills.

I hate this cunt.

I hope a butterfly chokes her and a unicorn's horn preferates her bowel.

Oh, and I co-sign the LMSFAO!!! @ this thread.
You all are on fiah today!!!

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Fuck NO!!!
Is Coco gonna tweet pics from her visit to this broke-ass clinic?

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