Battle Of The Fake Losers
Michael Lohan, E*Trade, sanity and soap aren't Lindsay Lohan's only arch rivals. Apparently, the pride of Canada Avril Lavigne is also feeling the wrath of Blohan (feels like a hot bath in the Rock of Love Bus septic tank).
Page Six says that Avril, who is eternally a 13-year-old MySpace slut, is mad at LiLo for ignoring her at an event a while ago. Most people run home, light their saint candles and say a "thank you" prayer to the gods above whenever LiLo ignores them, but Avril felt the opposite. So when LiLo tried to play nice with her at the Chateau Marmont the other night, Avril threw shit right back at her which led to a public display of patheticness.
A witness-type says, "Avril was at a table with friends just over a week ago including her boyfriend, Brody Jenner, when Lindsay came over to say hi. But as soon as she approached, Avril launched at her and said: 'Get the hell out of my face, you are fake, you are a loser. I don't like false people. Stay away from me and my friends.' Lindsay was furious and screamed back: 'Don't threaten me!' She then stormed off to security and tried to get them to kick Avril out. They refused to force Avril to leave. Lindsay eventually stormed off."
First of all, LiLo should curtsy and say thank you to anybody who calls her a fake loser, because that is probably the nicest thing anyone has said to her in MONTHS. Second of all, Avril Lavigne was most likely wearing a "Sk8R Gurlz Do It Better" trucker cap and sipping on an Ed Hardy energy drink, so she is only allowed to use the word loser if she's looking in a mirror. AND Avril is humping on Brody Jenner!
If the word loser had legs and arms, it would've ricocheted off of Lilo and drop kicked Avril in the mouth. Avril and LiLo both need to fuck a faucet, because the Fake and Loser store is out of both of them.
Besides, didn't these two get the memo that the Chateau Marmont is not the place for creatures of irrelevancy to battle it out. Dancing with the Has-Beens is! Tuck your meat and take it to the dancefloor!
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I love when a person over the age of 13 calls another person a loser. Very mature
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 05/11/2010 - 11:22am.
I didn't say she was.
RELAAAAAAAX! I'm yoking:)
And wait a second! That always fucking happens to me!
Why you come after me and not the Heckler?!
NO FAIRSIES!!!
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HOSERS!
Ducks and continues to hide behind angel_i.
What was the threat exactly?
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If you have to preface a statement with "Not to be a total prude, but..." YOU ARE A TOTAL PRUDE.
Submitted by Joe Dabb Babbalucci on Tue, 05/11/2010 - 12:13pm.
LiLo (pronounced LIE LOW)is beyond help of any sort. Still, it's great fun to watch her swirling into the abyss. Now if someone would only tase her and get it on video!
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Fanks!
Brody Jenner is selling himself short.
Nail me to my car... then I'll tell you who you are...Joe The Lion
I look at those photos, and i see 2 NO-TALENTS.
bitches
God DAMN! Hohan looks fucking BAD. She's gonna be dead soon! SAD! Remember how cute she used to be? http://www.danheller.com/Movies/FreakyFriday/lindsay-lohan-big.jpg
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"That gives me wood."
Ugh, I loathe Avril more than Lindsay. Hopefully she mouths off to the wrong person and she gets her sk8r ass beat.
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My heart sounds just for you my dear...
The only thing that would have made it better is if Avril had ended her rant with, "take it to Katrina!"
Battle of the fake losers
Battle of the twittering twerps
Battle of the attention whores
Battle of the talentless twats
Hmmm... I don't know which one I like better...
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Submitted by i_heart_jack on Tue, 05/11/2010 - 12:19pm.
"Top 3 Canadian Celebrities: Wayne Gretzky, Pamela Anderson, William Shatner"
No! It's:
Anne Murray
Terrance
Phillip
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Terrance and Phillip!
"Shut your fucking face, Uncle Fucka ..."
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Life's a jest, and all things show it/I thought so once, but now I know it.
"Top 3 Canadian Celebrities: Wayne Gretzky, Pamela Anderson, William Shatner"
No! It's:
Anne Murray
Terrance
Phillip
LiLo (pronounced LIE LOW)is beyond help of any sort. Still, it's great fun to watch her swirling into the abyss. Now if someone would only tase her and get it on video!
Is it ironic that the only role offered her is Linda Lovelace? Does LiLo need to research the role or will she just fall back on her past?
She's just such an attention slut that it's fun to watch her stoned, drunk, and wasted yet wonder why she's a pariah. Then again, she dropped out of school at 14.
Why do you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else, gets me frustrated. Promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it.
No, no, No.
I find it so fascinating that so many people who co star with Lohan at her peak went on becoming bigger stars then she even ever was
That prolly caused her more stress then even her own familly
knowing you fucked that career by maliny your own rules and sucking into demons like that
sadface
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Where art tho Mr Big!
Between the two, I like Lindsay better. ._.
Shouldn't these two non-entities have cancelled each other out into a black hole or something when they collided ??
Submitted by justincase on Tue, 05/11/2010 - 11:19am.
Avril Lavigne is NOT from Quebec @ angel i. Submitted by justincase on Tue, 05/11/2010 - 11:19am.
Avril Lavigne is NOT from Quebec @ angel i. Stop region bashing, please
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I didn't say she was.
RELAAAAAAAX! I'm yoking:)
And wait a second! That always fucking happens to me!
Why you come after me and not the Heckler?!
NO FAIRSIES!!!
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Avril Lavigne is NOT from Quebec @ angel i. Stop region bashing, please.
Top 3 Canadian Celebrities:
Wayne Gretzky
Pamela Anderson
William Shatner
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Melting and melted.
Me likey this story....sounds like two bums fighting over the last mouthful of Night Train they found in the gutter.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
Submitted by TheHeckler on Tue, 05/11/2010 - 11:07am.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 05/11/2010 - 10:59am.
I thought everybody in Canada was supposed to be nice!
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Only in the west. Eastern Canadians are all aboot being hosers, eh?
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Hey that's rude. They're only not nice in Quebec. And there's a rotten apple in every bunch, as they say. We keep TRYING to get Avril to go the way of the Beiber but she just can't take a hint.
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There is no one to root for in this fight. Maybe the police and their tasers...if only they'd been there. A girl can dream. Maybe there will be a round two and I'll get my wish.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 05/11/2010 - 10:59am.
I thought everybody in Canada was supposed to be nice!
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Only in the west. Eastern Canadians are all aboot being hosers, eh?
I thought everybody in Canada was supposed to be nice!
Submitted by beakers bitch on Tue, 05/11/2010 - 9:45am.
Okay, I don't speak for all of Canada, but I think I do, when I say Avril Lavigne is NOT the pride of Canada!!!
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WORD! The pride of Canada is a toss up between Justin Beiberellawhateverhisnameis and/or Pamela Anderson.
WTF is wrong with Avril and her tween speak? Is she really THAT insecure? Around LINDSAY of all people? That's pathetic.
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The truth is so funny at the Chateau Marmot.
What about calling her a washed up, coked up cum rag???
And it should be filmed and turned into a made-for-tv-movie!
Both these raggedy bitches should be shot, THEN stabbed on spot!
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Submitted by chippychazoo on Tue, 05/11/2010 - 10:07am.
Did it really happen? Who would say "You are a loser" instead of You're. That sounds stunted and retarded, I suppose it is Avril Lavigne though.
Oh and Lindsay, if someone tells you to 'Stay away' that's technically an instruction not a threat.
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I know. The people reporting this story left out all the cuss words.
How is Lindsay Lohan's names pronounced.
For LILO, do you say, LEE-LOW or LIE-LOW?
For Lohan, is it LO-HAN (rhymes with CAN, but with an H), or Lo-UN (leaving out the H sound)?
(I have a cold and grammar has deserted me.)
Fanks!
Did it really happen? Who would say "You are a loser" instead of You're. That sounds stunted and retarded, I suppose it is Avril Lavigne though.
Oh and Lindsay, if someone tells you to 'Stay away' that's technically an instruction not a threat.
Submitted by flossyb on Tue, 05/11/2010 - 8:46am.
I would never guess from that picture, that Avril Lavigne is 2 years older than Lindsay Lohan.
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She's hot, ain't she!
fight!fight!fight!fight!
I love how Lindsay thinks she can get people thrown out of places....it ain't 2004 honey.
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I can make it easily (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
I know that we both agree
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The best thing that happened to me
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Well, isn't that some fourth grade I'm-rubber-you're-glue shit.
Take 'em both to Katrina. Assholes.
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
These two should be besties!
I like this story. It's really a toss up - Avril or Lilo? Avril or Lilo??
TEAM AVRIL!!
Come on, girls. Grow up.
That is the best insult Avril could come up with???? Really???
UGH!
It's the war of the has-beens. Typical pathetic Hollywood fuckery. Avril thinks she's big shit right now just cause her kitty is being pet by Brody Jenner (who is fa-ine!). Wait until he dumps her at the curve just like a prostitute. Bitches.
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Hey, Avril can't help but to be loud and opinionated. She's a punk rocker!
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Okay, I don't speak for all of Canada, but I think I do, when I say Avril Lavigne is NOT the pride of Canada!!!