Monday, May 10th 2010
Not Michael Jackson Approved
Apparently, RiRi is attempting to Moonwalk here, but bitch looks more like a scared ass horse slowly tip toeing backwards after spotting a snake on the ground. Even the "I've Got No Legs" dude from Kids can probably Moonwalk better than RiRi.
RiRi, leave that shit to the professionals...or to the cats.
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even her head toss @ the end is very HORSE like.
i think she must have realised how shameful that attempt was. Laughed so hard @ MK's horse & snake comment, it's so true.
E.T.'s baby sister would bore a dead man to death! She cannot dance or sing. The people who paid to see her should be hospitalized. America loves their untalented cunts.
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Hot damn, I love that you referenced Kids!!!
That "horse tiptoeing" is too hilarious just because that is EXACTLY what it looks like she is doing. You know, for a while last year I really felt like you were losing some of the spark that you used to have but you have really been bringing the humor back lately, MK.
EPIC FAIL! she sucks!
"That's why we have Lily Allen and Katy Perry (they were looking for another Amy Wino, epic fail btw)"
Actually, Lily Allen appeared in 2006, a bit before Amy having that success so I guess they weren't looking for someone like Amy and the only similarity between Lily and Amy is that, the 2 are british and it wasnt an epic fail, Lily actually has sold more albums then Amy Winehouse. Now I think Katy Perry is a poor version of Lily Allen, yes...
She was obviously joking..
Kids was one of the most disturbing movies eva! I saw that when I was 15 and I swear thats one of the reasons I didnt have sex till I was 19! That shit stayed with me for a long time!
The Mad Catter + Miss Thang, I know right? I mean she was raped by Satan in "Umbrella"! I still die laughing over that site. The fact they get water to represent semen is mindboggling..
A pathetic attempt if ever I saw one. MK's equistrial observation just about sums it up.
There must have been glue on the floor
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
♪ Her outfit looks ```` very similar to the one, P!NK wore on her tour. RiRi grabs her crotch a lot too. Whatever ``` works for her.
I love the "I got no legs" guy from kids
LMAO! That was terrible!
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Submitted by Bree on Mon, 05/10/2010 - 8:18pm.
I love how she did the head toss at the end like she actually was proud for doing the moonwalk.
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I was kinda hoping she was laughing at herself.
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I can't even see what her feet are doing because the damn video credit pops up in that area for the whole video.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
What in the shit was that?! LOL!!!!
-I'm so done...
Even Betty White can dance better than this untalented, useless ho.
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I love how she did the head toss at the end like she actually was proud for doing the moonwalk. That couldn't even be called the moonwalk. That's how I did the moonwalk when I was 5. Jesus.
I really think it's the 'backwards robot' though
before I hit paly I though MK was looking for a needle in a haystack, but dayum that was one lousy weak pathetic attempt!
hahaha thanks for reminding me of the 'i have no legs' guy from kids. he's one of my favourite things about that movie, that and his 'kiss me i'm polish' t-shirt.
Can I get my 14 seconds back?
Ahahahahaha! you bet she was going through all shades of red...
Bet time slowed down in her mind in way that she was able to register all the pointing and laughing directed at her.
Dance off between Rihanna and Katie Holmes. That would be speshul.
That's a moonwalk?!?
Heeeeheeeee
I could never Moon Walk. I wish she'd busted her ass. That would been something to watch. Is it possible to Moonwalk in high heels?
I think the truth is not so interesting as the Illuminati rumors.
This bitch emerged when record companies were looking for a new Beyoncé. You know how they are, after some artist (or pseudo-artist) hits big, they scavenge the trash can to find something vaguely similar, trying to cash a bit while the fad lasts.
That's why we have Lily Allen and Katy Perry (they were looking for another Amy Wino, epic fail btw); Kesha (another Lady Gaga, not that Lady Gaga is good, but well); Rihanna (new Beyoncé); Empire of the Sun (new MGMT); etc etc etc
girlfriend can't dance to save her life.
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SHIT, I GUESS I CAN MOONWALK TOO THEN! ERRDERRRRR. Riri is such a joke! That's why I believe the Illuminati rumors - this bitch is being forced upon the public.
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She dated Chis Brown for how many years and didn't learn anything from that Michael Jackson wannabe? She sucks. Why anyone would buy her music, much less pay to see her live is beyond me.
She's such a poor live performer.
Um I think her thighs are just to large.
Aww poor Riri...epic Moonwalk fail.
lmao that's funny!!!!!
fuck i thought she might've tripped.
HAW! She's the first person of color I've seen who could not moonwalk. Whatta dork.
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Oh. Hell. No.
This should be on Failblog.
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"If your horse dies, I suggest you dismount."
Is this fucking ass-clown serious???
Karl: There were these two fellars standin' on a bridge, a-goin' to the bathroom. One fellar said, "The water's cold" and the other fellar said, "The water's deep". I believe one fella come from Arkansas. Get it?
Ugh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvCgkve0z54&feature=related
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 05/10/2010 - 5:03pm.
That was from Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo, right?
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That was from Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo, right?
Right?
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"bitch looks more like a scared ass horse slowly tip toeing backwards after spotting a snake on the ground."
TRUE FACTS.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
this bitch!
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