Monday, May 10th 2010
So That's Really Why Tiger Woods Gets All The Hos
Usually when you hear the words "Tiger Woods" and "pull out" in the same sentence, a cocktail waitress or a crotch-fruit ridden tampon is involved, but yesterday a Golf Channel anchor used the words after he dropped out of TPC. According to the Golf Channel anchor, who obviously has peen on the brain, Tiger had to quit that bitch due to bulging dicks in his upper back! So that's his secret! But seriously....
Poor Tiger. Every time he watches one of his balls drop into hole, the dick on his back jumps up and twitches for an itch. Tiger should just get one of his mistress whores to wrap around him like a backpack (aka a slutpack) at all times.
via TMZ
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Elin done fucked up Tiger's neck with that golf club.
ha ha no one even gives a shit about Tiger enough to post a comment!
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Awww. Poor Tiger has lost his confidence because now people see him for what he really is - a cheating piece of shit.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Best part was the laughing in the background after she said "dicks". The fun never ends...
@ Eileenie McMeanie
TEAM BULGING DICKS!!!!!
Where's Chirio?
Please. The only thing bulging on Tiger is his ego.
At least its not a ruptured dick. That would be REALLY painful!
On the radio this morning, the DJ played audio of a female sport caster reporting from a locker room. She meant to say Tiger pulled out because of his disk. Instead, she said he pulled out because of his dick. She quickly recovered and corrected herself but the damage was done.
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The truth is he wore out the shaft of his driver. *********************************************************************************************** Have a Donka Doo Ball Day! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvvvIm6OhHc
When is Elin gonna leave this bitch, cash her checks and start over?!
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Aw, cry me a cum river flowing from bulging dicks, Tiger.
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
My neck hurts,WAAAAAAAAH! I QUIT! WAAAAAAAAAH!*********************************************************************************************** Have a Donka Doo Ball Day! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvvvIm6OhHc
This is just code for his playing blew dogs for quarters and he couldn't take it.
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Submitted by Wood Dragon on Fri, 04/30/2010 - 8:50am.
May is National Masturbation Month! Give yourself a hand girl!
TEAM BULGING DICKS!
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