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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho

"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK

I mean she really did show these young hoes how its done ..She fucking killed it !! I cant remember when there was a better episode of SNL ..She rocked it, I was proud !!

Anyone ever watch the Golden Girls? It was funny because the old ladies were funny and referenced sex directly and via double entendre...a la the Muffin skit.

Betty White kicked as and I loved that she was naughty. It's not like we are overwraught with older women actresses being naughty and that is kind of her schtick. Have you ever seen her at a roast?

As for SNL in general...I am sick and tired of people saying how awful it is. I am 33 years old and from 1989 when I first saw the show until now people have been saying how much it sucks and how good it USED to be. STOP romanticizing the past.

I've seen reruns. It's ALWAYS been inconsistent. I will say I think it sucked EXTRA hard in the 90's when they tended to flog the skin off of dead horses but it's not awful now. And Samberg actually is kinda funny. I think Dick in a Box and Mother Lover got he most attention of ANY SNL 'skits' in recent years.

Anyway...now that we all have DVR...SNL is watchable...maybe 12-15 minutes of the 90 minute format. I don't think that has changed since the show first aired.

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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010

Submitted by madam s. on Sun, 05/09/2010 - 5:20pm.
I don't understand why SNL can't get in even remotely funny or intelligent writers. How hard can it be? I mean the writers for the Colbert Report are fantastic and they have to write for four days a week as opposed to one. And I really can't stand that Samberg guy... he's never going to be funny even with good writing.
__________________________________________________I can't stand Samberg either! That digital short shit has to go. He is just not funny. I do miss Maya Rudolph doing Beyonce though.

people in the UK cant watch anything...fuck

The census sketch was fantastic!
Reminiscent of Walkens' a few years back.

Betty White is the queen of everything forever, motherfuckers!

She was writing some of TV's top comedy shows when Lorne Michaels was still shitting his diapers (as a baby...) Kudos to the brilliant gals of SNL for adding to the shine.

Long live our hottest slut. *MUAH* Betty!

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This episode had the cheapest shots...old person cursing, old person being hood, old person doing heavy metal. BW was good, but jeez, age means you can forget about getting a decent script/decent lines? Old people jokes are like fat people jokes-lame and judgmental to a certain extent. And just too easy. It was really stupid and kind of angering. I was taught to respect my elders better, and I'm 26 now, but the older I get the more I realize that the old age stuff can be a choice when it comes to how you feel and how "cool" you are. BW is cool, and they degraded her to an extent.

On a positive note... Looked like she had fun, and it was great that a female comedic actress of her age got credit and that other women came back to the show to once again remind the stupid show that female comedians can carry a damn show. But if only those females on SNL could sometimes have you know, a damn TAN.

(Had to vent-SNL has made me really angry since not taking the opportunity to sustain the audience they got after the election by realizing that there are great black comedians out there who could have done a better Obama than Armisen (who is usually talented otherwise) and Maya (ditto on the incredible talent))

Betty did the best she could under the circumstances.

The writing was absolutely terrible (as usual).

The only time i laughed during the show was the CSI skit because Rachel was dressed as an old jewish man (she was a riot).

I'll never understand how that show stays on the air with those writers.

This was the opportunity of a lifetime, and Lorne Michaels BLEW IT BIGTIME.

I was riveted to the t.v. set last night... Betty did not disappoint and they even played her snickers commercial during the breaks. We need ALL BETTY T.V.... she was so funny, sharp, and on fire. Damn, I hope I age with that kind of lucidity. I needed more sleep this morning as I had a herd of Mom's here for Crepes and Mimosas very early... aside from that, no complaints.

In other news, the baby chickens are in their stylish new chicken shack. My shepherd won't leave the chicken yard. Those are his babies.

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 05/09/2010 - 8:29pm.
I love me some BW, she just made me smile. Happy Mother's Day whores. Hope you all spent your day doing something fun. I spent mine under pier's and docks cleaning. I honestly think nobody gives a fuck about the oil unless they are directly effected. I'll stop. I just fucking hate people right now.
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) Evilshoe, A lot of people really do care...keep your hopes up!!

By the way, its only jobs, the economy, the health of the people, wet lands, and animals, and of course the food chain. I understand its no big deal but maybe more people will care when they have to start paying more for EVERYTHING!!

I wondered why Cheri Oteri wasn't there. I wished they revived the Diva characters like when Ana Gasteyer did Celine Dion and Cheri Oteri did Mariah Carey.

Aw! Mother Nature thanks you, Evil Shoe.
Myself, I did laundry, cleaned the kitchen and vaporized this cold that's tryna get at me. Shoo! Shoo, cold! I'm winning:)

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I'm only 20 so I'm not really an expert on SNL but the show is pretty boring I can't believe they haven't fired those writers and gotten new ones. Its basically the same shit different week and it seems the actual funny shit never makes it to the live show. Last night was okay though since some actual funny people came back. I'm mad Tina didn't get more to do but Weekend Update was pretty funny. I love the "REALLY?!" part. Betty White never disappoints the lady is so funny.

Submitted by lifeislikecake on Sun, 05/09/2010 - 2:16pm.
OT: DAMN, I forgot to tivo this shit.
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Submitted by Dj Tenn. on Sun, 05/09/2010 - 3:43pm.
Also , I prayed to God and Gilda Radner last nite that Ratchel Dratch would reprise "Debbie Downer" with Betty . THAT would have been GOLD.
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Maybe I'm misunderstanding something but did you not see that they did a "Debbie Downer" sketch with Betty & Ratchel?

It wasn't comedy gold but the part with Betty was cute.

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Last night's SNL was fantastic. She was a great host and the show was pretty solid.
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I love me some BW, she just made me smile. Happy Mother's Day whores. Hope you all spent your day doing something fun. I spent mine under pier's and docks cleaning. I honestly think nobody gives a fuck about the oil unless they are directly effected. I'll stop. I just fucking hate people right now.

I'm beat, going to bed...

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Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK

LOL at Gweb. You must be one of Dinah's kids?

I really loved that Lawrence Welk skit. That fug sister with the tenhead was great.

Submitted by Dj Tenn. on Sun, 05/09/2010 - 3:43pm.

Submitted by bambam on Sun, 05/09/2010 - 2:03pm.

Last nite was okay, some of it was great but overall okay. If the best SNL's writers could do was show Betty talking dirty they need better writers.
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I have been saying same all day. I could see those idiot 20something writers like Samberg "huh huh huh we'll get this old lady to say "fuck" and it'll be soo rad dude" huh huh.

Cant anyone be funny anymore without being vulguar 100% of the time?

Also , I prayed to God and Gilda Radner last nite that Ratchel Dratch would reprise "Debbie Downer" with Betty . THAT would have been GOLD.

Still SNL was the best it had been in DECADES.
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Ditto everything. I haven't watched since the time of Phil Hartman & crew, except for a few minutes here and there -- hardly temptation to watch it again regularly. But, SNL was better than it's been in forever bc of Betty White. Now if only the writing were better. I just don't get it. Nobody funny wants to work for SNL anymore? Don't they still fish in the Second City pond? Or is that part of the problem!?

I was slightly annoyed by the hype, but I have to say that Betty's opening monologue warmed my heart. Still haven't watched the whole thing, but it was better than I expected.

How nice it would be for all older actresses to get such respect from people and to be so wanted in Hollywood!! I bet Betty's head must be spinning from all this attention!

Fuck you, MOM! On your special day, you're still the same cunty whore you've always been! Now drop dead, and then burn in Hell for all eternity!

Happy Mother's Day!!!

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"That gives me wood."

Betty rocked the house on SNL last night. GO SUE ANN NIVENS!!!

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"You, sir, have the charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk."

Mcnightmare. I do currently watch the show and I watched it in the 70's and 80's. I did not watch it in the 90's and up until a couple of years ago because it just wasn't funny. The point that I obviously failed to make is that I thought it was odd that Maya Rudolph and Keenan Thompson were being ignored in the mention of SNL being an almost color-free cast.

Perhaps, I'll say it in another way. Thompson more than carries his weight on the show as its only obviously black male cast member. However, it's true that he should not have too. I think one reason the producers do not cast a darker-skinned African American woman is because Keenan is so good at what he does. And, unlike you, I watch the show enough to know that many of his portrayals are not as you say "weave wearin'? neck poppin'? booty-in-a-thong shakin'? loving' mammy syrup pourin' chichi huggin 'come to mama' squeezin'? sassy bad grammar attitude dishin'" variety.

Obviously Maya Rudolph must not be filling the bill in terms of physical appearance because a lot of viewers don't seem to realize that she is a person of color. When she portrayed Whitney Houston last night, she so unconvincing that I didn't realize that she was doing W.H. until the sketch was almost over. In my opinion, both Rudolph and Thompson are very safe and lack the comic bite of Murphy and Morris.

So, yes, it would be great if the SNL cast were more diverse (ugh, I'm starting to hate that word) and not just in terms of black and white. But, only if they are funny. Not if they are there only as tokens.

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 05/09/2010 - 5:20pm.
It's true! I HAVE fucked a mother! Is that SO WRONG?!?!?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

mothers need love too, ya know.
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And the thing that you're hearing is only the sound
Of the low spark of high-heeled boys

I don't understand why SNL can't get in even remotely funny or intelligent writers. How hard can it be? I mean the writers for the Colbert Report are fantastic and they have to write for four days a week as opposed to one. And I really can't stand that Samberg guy... he's never going to be funny even with good writing.

It's true! I HAVE fucked a mother! Is that SO WRONG?!?!?!

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Submitted by Morbidosity on Sun, 05/09/2010 - 4:24pm.
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Oooo, snap!! Do you mean I must have a little penis or are you gonna say that's not what you meant at all so it must be my insecurity?

Very original. About as original as thinking an old lady using cuss words is laugh out loud funny.

You win, I'm no match for you.

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Submitted by dcgirl on Sun, 05/09/2010 - 4:34pm.

As seen by his very convincing portrayals of black women, Keenan Thompson more than carries his own weight as the show's only black male cast member.
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also, as a black woman, i have to wonder what makes for "a very convincing portrayal" of me!!!

weave wearin'? neck poppin'? booty-in-a-thong shakin'? loving' mammy syrup pourin' chichi huggin 'come to mama' squeezin'? sassy bad grammar attitude dishin'?

if y'all saw me in real life i wonder if you'd find my portrayal of a black woman was convincing enough.

not that i'd give a shit! :)

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And the thing that you're hearing is only the sound
Of the low spark of high-heeled boys

Submitted by dcgirl on Sun, 05/09/2010 - 4:34pm.

As seen by his very convincing portrayals of black women, Keenan Thompson more than carries his own weight as the show's only black male cast member.

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i don't watch the show - like you, i watched it in the 70's and some of the '80s, when i was in junior high and high school. i don't know about the casts after that. including this one.

if you watch the credits up front, they list white man after white man; then they throw in the one black man; then a bunch of women, one of whom is (not obviously) mixed, right? and apparently the one black man also plays black women when they need one - the mixed / light-skinned woman gets to play other ethnicities as well, because she can pass as a lot of things, just going by looks - am i right? so these two people get to fill in whenever they need some "ethnicity" on the show, i'm guessing.

listen, i'm not mad about it - i don't watch the show, and it is what it is. i'm sure lorne michaels and whoever whoever wants it just the way it is. i doubt it represents a lot of America, or even New York - but if it's funny, then Xenu bless them, because we need ll the laughs we can get.
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And the thing that you're hearing is only the sound
Of the low spark of high-heeled boys

LOVED The Betty!! <3

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Submitted by mcnightmare on Sun, 05/09/2010 - 2:25pm.

wow, that's pretty much a color-free show, huh?

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You do know that Maya Rudolph is part black? So, I guess SNL can't be called completely color-free. Plus, I'd rather watch a show with a color deficit than one with non-funny tokens. (Can we say Finesse Mitchell or Tracy Morgan?)

As seen by his very convincing portrayals of black women, Keenan Thompson more than carries his own weight as the show's only black male cast member. However, in terms of depth of talent, SNL has yet to cast another Garrett Morris or Eddie Murphy (the old Eddie, that is).

Truthfully, I'd love to see Garrett Morris back to co-host the show. But his style bites in that 70's kind of way, so maybe times are too politically correct for him now. If Betty White can do it, surely a slightly younger Morris, at 73, could. Plus, I would think that at this stage in his life, he's way past having on-set fits of paranoia due to excessive cocaine use.

Actually, that might be kind of funny to watch. Cocaine. That's what's missing from SNL now. The original cast was pure genius and they were all certified coke-heads.

Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Sun, 05/09/2010 - 4:24pm.

Betty deserves a lot more than pandering to young people who think it's funny when old people reference sex or use risqué language.

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Okay, I'll concede that, but I think she had major input on what she would and wouldn't do on there. From what I have read, the only thing she was dead set against doing or referencing was drugs. I'm pretty sure she knew what she was getting herself into. I think she as much as anyone else knew that young people would get a hella kick out of her doing it. Hell, Im OLD and I laughed like a 14 y/old when she dropped the muted F bomb.

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Submitted by mcnightmare on Sun, 05/09/2010 - 4:26pm.

ITA. SNL has been "color free" since the beginning. It's always been that blatant.

Submitted by CeeCee on Sun, 05/09/2010 - 1:06pm.

Damn, MK. I'm starting to think your grandma was slightly abusive.

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Your's wasn't???

Submitted by RigaToni on Sun, 05/09/2010 - 3:27pm.
mcnightmare:

I think if you have to comment on color of any kind you're less enlightened than you think.
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who claimed to be enlightened? not me, honey; i'm on a gossip website! so are you,

one thing about a multicultural society - we don't all look at something and see the same thing.

someone might have noted that it looks like a mighty straight show, or that it's generally pretty ageist, or classist, or something. it's just an observation.
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And the thing that you're hearing is only the sound
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Submitted by bambam on Sun, 05/09/2010 - 3:42pm.

Submitted by Morbidosity on Sun, 05/09/2010 - 2:37pm.
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Apparently my criticism of you still stings.

Tough.

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OMG!! Flatter yourself much, or are you just compensating for other short comings?

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Submitted by Wood Dragon on Fri, 04/30/2010 - 8:50am.
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Submitted by Morbidosity on Sun, 05/09/2010 - 2:37pm.

Betty White isn't relevant, she's riding a wave of momentary internet popularity.

Betty deserves a lot more than pandering to young people who think it's funny when old people reference sex or use risqué language.

It's patronising to all involved.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 10:19am.

mcnightmare, don't argue with ZiggyStardust. You will just get frustrated. Her mind doesn't work like the rest of ours.

She really did deliver! We were all laughing so hard.

"Wizard of Ass!"

Submitted by Dj Tenn. on Sun, 05/09/2010 - 3:43pm.
Submitted by bambam on Sun, 05/09/2010 - 2:03pm

Agreed. I actually felt kind of bad for her. She's done some great work and now she's forced to be a vulgar parrot for the idiot writers on SNL? Poor Betty.

SNL blows. Either get better writers or call it quits. Betty White couldn't even save them.

Ahahahaah @ what she said about Facebook!

Props if FB got BW on SNL. Voice of the people!

Betty was the shit last night. I loved her in the muffin skit and the MacGruber and of course the prison one....but I don't watch SNL as much as I did in the 1970's (yes I watched the ORIGINAL with Belushi, Akroyd, Radner and Curtin) and then with Bill Murray and Eddie Murphy...I quit watching in the late 1990's and on....but it was nice to watch again....because I adore Betty and she puts all these young uns to shame!!

Submitted by bambam on Sun, 05/09/2010 - 2:03pm.

Last nite was okay, some of it was great but overall okay. If the best SNL's writers could do was show Betty talking dirty they need better writers.
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I have been saying same all day. I could see those idiot 20something writers like Samberg "huh huh huh we'll get this old lady to say "fuck" and it'll be soo rad dude" huh huh.

Cant anyone be funny anymore without being vulguar 100% of the time?

Also , I prayed to God and Gilda Radner last nite that Ratchel Dratch would reprise "Debbie Downer" with Betty . THAT would have been GOLD.

Still SNL was the best it had been in DECADES.

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Submitted by Morbidosity on Sun, 05/09/2010 - 2:37pm.
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Apparently my criticism of you still stings.

Tough.

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mcnightmare:

I think if you have to comment on color of any kind you're less enlightened than you think.

I never really thought about it while watching the show, but half of the main cast is non-WASP. They may not have whatever "color" you're looking for... they're actually quite diverse from middle eastern, hispanic, african american and jewish to whatever everyone else is that I don't even think about because I watch it for the comedy not to question their cultural makeup.

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Submitted by Wood Dragon on Fri, 04/30/2010 - 8:50am.
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