Bethenny Frankel Is Someone's Mother
Bethenny Frankel of The Real Chickenheads of NYC gave birth to a girl Hoppy (or as Jill Zarin probably says "a hobby") earlier today, a month ahead of her due date. Bethenny and her husband Jason Hoppy named their new baby friend Jill Zarin Is A Fucking Monster Hoppy. If only. They really named her Bryn Hoppy. Jill Zarin Is A Fucking Monster Hoppy has a better ring to it, honestly.
Bethenny's rep (aka her assistant who always uses a breakfast table as a desk) issued this statement to People:
"Bethenny and Jason are proud to welcome their new baby girl, Bryn Hoppy, born at 8 a.m. . . . in New York City. She is a 4 lb. 12 oz., healthy baby. Bryn, mom, dad and [their dog] Cookie are all very happy."
I know 4lbs sounds tiny, but that's a couple more pounds less than Alex McCord weighs and she's completely healthy and mentally stable. Actually, really bad example. Scratch that.
And somewhere in New York, Jill Zarin is crying and moaning to her husband Bobby about how Bethenny didn't call her as soon as the first drop of baby juice came out of her snatch. If Jill's mouth goes dry from whining so much, she should lick the grease off of Bobby's hair to get right again.
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The average baby weighs 7lb 8 oz in the US. How in the hell did her baby weigh 4 lb 12 oz unless she was malnourished, or induced too early. Sorry this is NOT normal. The baby is almost 3 lbs less than the average baby? Did this dumb bitch starve herself pregnant?
Submitted by ILoveRArmitage on Sat, 05/08/2010 - 3:55pm.
Bethenny was too concerned with keeping her "skinny girl" image going that she couldn't put on the proper amount of weight to give her baby the best shot at life. What a horrible burden to place on an innocent baby. Babies that little sometimes get lucky, but just as often they face unformed lungs, defects in their hearts, skin that will jaundice, brain damage and thousands of other things that happen more often in underweight babies than in babies born in the 6.5-8 pound range. What a selfish bitch Bethenny is. Even a month early, a baby should be almost 6 pounds.
I thought the same thing. Bethenny IS a selfish bitch and will be a lousy mom.
I can't believe all the hate against this women for having an 4 lb 12 oz lb baby at 36 weeks. If you've been pregnant you would know that the baby gains most the weight the last 4 weeks of gestation, half a pound each week. Which means if she made it to full term her daughter would've been almost 7 lbs, perfectly NORMAL. Most dr's will tell you that you don't need to have a 10 lb baby or gain 80 lbs, it isn't healthy and it's part of the reason for so many painful episitomies and c-sections, the babies are too big. They will also tell you that if you eat healthy, occasionally indulge yourself, and maintain a light exercise schedule that you should gain between 25 and 40 lbs, and your baby will most likely be the same weight you were at birth.
Most hospitals also let babies go home at 4 lbs these days, so I hope she gets to go home soon!
Congrats to Bethenny and Jason, little girls are the best:)
4lbs??????????????
wat did this bish eat?? the baby needed the food that's why it got the fuk outta there.
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Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 05/09/2010 - 6:23pm.
Pamela, you are a good mom. Happy mothers day :) People like you are the reason why I would want to try to be a mom someday. I have seen people transform into amazing human beings because of motherhood.
Hopefully Bethanny's baby won't be suffering any life long health issues/ emotional consequences for her mother's self centeredness.
How awful and disturbing that having a baby growing inside her didn't rattle her or wake her up from her eating disorder! I was in the horrible throws of anorexia when I found out I was pregnant with my son and then I had an epiphany this was my baby I could be a selfish skinny cunt or I could do right by my baby and nourish him and be a good mom, meaning I had to gain weight. Boy did I, going from barely eating any food for years and years to just eating normal portions I gained 90 fucking pounds and I dont regret a minute of it although I really fucked my metabolism and it was really hard losing all that weight!
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if you remember the first thing she blurted out to her friend when she saw the test was positive, was "do I get fat now?" sad.
The baby won't be released from the hospital until she reaches 5lbs.
Speaking of mothers, Jill Zarin's mama creeps the shit out of me. She reminds me of a gay small town music teacher doing Liza in drag crossed with Lurch from "The Addams Family."
Jill twatted some BS that Bethenny had a BOY. BUUURRRN!
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I went to HS with Jason. He was the typical jock, one of the "popular" kids. I wasn't even close to being with the in-crowd, so we weren't friends, but I never heard anything bad about him.
I hope the baby is ok - she is really underweight, but look at her mother - this isn't really surprising.
Congrats to the Hoppy family.
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Bobby and Mario are having an affair!
Who are these fugly people and why should I care about their probably fugly baby?
Whatever.
Jill is such a fucking immature bitch. She's fucking fifty yet acts like some high school bitch from the valley. The Discountess is no better.
I'd hit it
Congrats Bethenny! Jill can kiss my ass... she is such a hypocrite! She chewed out Ramona for not telling her that Bethenny's dad was dying, but when Alex told her previously, she brushed it off with a simple "I don't need the drama." And now she wants to pretend that she is a concerned friend that would have loved to be there for her old friend? Too late bitch, you had your chance!
I'm ashamed to care about these people, though.
never watched that stupid show and i don't care to, but what is wrong with this chick's face? seriously? and i don't know anything about her but something tells me this shotgun wedding and baby thing was all for show. and publicity. yawn..
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Bryn was the name of Phil Hartman's wife too. You know, the wife who killed him.
This is really funny and I keep meaning to share it with you people. There is this woman I know from the neighborhood who is basically Bethenny plus 300 pounds. She talks like her (same accent, cadence, speech patterns, laugh) and looks like Bethenny would if she were obese.
I kind of want to tell this woman she reminds me of Bethenny, but I don't want to offend her. Not that Bethenny is so horrible, but there is such a huge weight difference I don't want to draw attention to it.
I wish I could post her photo or a video so you all could see.
Even though she's a Natural Food Chef... yeah, right!... I will bet anyone out there that she does not breast feed that child! I hope she has a wonderful experience as a mother, but something tells me this will not change her pathological behavior. That whole crew in New York does nothing but fight, AT PARTIES! Shocking, rude and unbelievable, all of them.
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Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 05/08/2010 - 9:42pm.
It's very sad that she had a daughter because now she will pass on her pathological fear of food and warped body image on to her.
I like Bethenny more than the other whores on that show, but she's still fucked up. I am convinced that her husband is gay and using her. She is one of those women that straight men run from but gay men like.
Sorry, but I call it like I see it.
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ITA, she's loves to make fun of the fact that he's "such a metrosexual," but I see that as just talking about the elephant in the room before somebody else does.
That guy has HOMO written all over him.
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It's very sad that she had a daughter because now she will pass on her pathological fear of food and warped body image on to her.
I like Bethenny more than the other whores on that show, but she's still fucked up. I am convinced that her husband is gay and using her. She is one of those women that straight men run from but gay men like.
Sorry, but I call it like I see it.
Did they name her Bryn in honor of that CA whore who hooked that geezer billionaire from OZ?
If so, kudos.
It's a very realistic aspiration.
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Congrats to Bethenny and Jason!
Submitted by zachhcaz on Sat, 05/08/2010 - 5:54pm.
Welcome to real life, zachhcaz.
Sorry but a 4 pounder at a month early is pretty sad, my son who was 8 weeks early!! 8 weeks was close to 4 pounds. this bitch wasn't eating.
good for the baby that she quit that bitch and got out to get some real food. Bulk up on formula cause her breast milk only has dust at this point.
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well... all the best wishes and prayers to that new baby!
Congratultions to them! I love Bethenny.
How odd: Don't couples usually get married, THEN have children?
Submitted by carefreea on Sat, 05/08/2010 - 5:42pm.
That's all I can see now. Cheers (!)
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You see it too?? Kind of a bobble head look.
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Submitted by Wood Dragon on Fri, 04/30/2010 - 8:50am.
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meh...i was born in the late 70's and was 4 lbs 4 ounces (also a month early) and i kind of turned out ok...kind of.
Submitted by Morbidosity on Sat, 05/08/2010 - 5:33pm.
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That's all I can see now. Cheers (!)
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btw did Bethenny get a facelift?
her face looks different this season - i can never tell if they are doing soft focus or she got a lift
Her jaw line and basic physical structure reminds me of Linda Hamilton's in Terminator II.
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Submitted by Wood Dragon on Fri, 04/30/2010 - 8:50am.
May is National Masturbation Month! Give yourself a hand girl!
4 pounds born one month early is not a bad weight at all. Being that she was premature there may be some risk of complications, but not as great if she would have been earlier, and smaller.
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Submitted by Wood Dragon on Fri, 04/30/2010 - 8:50am.
May is National Masturbation Month! Give yourself a hand girl!
Submitted by Dominique Devereaux on Sat, 05/08/2010 - 5:12pm.
Spot on. She might as well have 'bulimic' written across her face. You can physically see the bulimia and anorexia written all over her face and body - it was the first thing that sprung to mind when I saw her on the show. I even wondered about how her baby would turn out because I'd see pics of her in magazines and it's like...I thought she was pregnant? OH wait it says she's like EIGHT MONTHS PREGNANT and you can barely tell. In all fairness there are lots of reasons for premature birth and low birth weight, but is it REALLY a stretch that her baby was tiny because she has an obvious fucking eating disorder? Come on now.
Also on a speculative note, I wouldn't be shocked if she smoked during pregnancy too! There is no way that woman is not a pack-a-day smoker...this is just my theory as a smoker myself. I even kind of like her on the show, she's funny, but get real, this woman's LIFE revolves around her weight and eating disorder. She couldn't even reel it in during a late-in-life pregnancy!
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This is so fucking SICK! Reality TV does this. We have a woman who very obviously has an eating disorder and isn't just naturally "skinny" but a very sick woman and underweight selling her disordered eating habits and her cookbooks for wannabe anorexics on that show. "Cooking for The Skinny Girls"? Isn't that what the book is called? How in your face do they want to get? It's like a sick joke. Why not come out in the open and just have "ANOREXIA IS GREAT, GIRLS. THEY'RE FATTIES. THEY'RE JUST JELLS. BE ANOREXIC. IT'S FAB!!" scroll across the screen everytime Bethenny is on.
It's not easy to "snap out" of that illness if like her she seems to have had it a very long time. So that she remained underweight and malnourished of sufficient essential nutrients for a healthy pregnancy and her baby inside her suffered as a result is no surprise to me at all. As is typical of an anorexic trying to carry she gave birth prematurely and her baby is very significantly underweight. 4 pounds!!! Please!
What does her husband think I wonder? Was he trying to make her eat for the sake of the baby while she was carrying?
This is all kinds of fucked up. Seriously. And to think this happens all the time with young women but in this show it's being normalized, if not being put out as okay and maybe even ~glamorous~. Sick. Sick. And literally ill.
I've never called out Bethenny as having an eating disorder even though I strongly suspected she did. But this? Oh no. I'll say it. She is not "skinny", she's ill.
Submitted by Vermithrax on Sat, 05/08/2010 - 4:06pm.
They should've named her Moppy. Or Hippity.
Or Bar.
I got nothin'.
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I like Hippity!
I was thinking Poppy.
As expected for a nearly 44 y/o mom...
Edo: How do you know she purges as opposed to starving herself?
I used to not be able to stand Bethenny but since she got those humongous implants that looked like ridiculous balloons reduced, she (literally and figuratively) is much more down to earth. Congrats to Bethenny...her hubby seems very nice and they'll probably make decent parents I hope.
She's not a "skinny girl" , she's a BULIMIC! That's why her jaw is so messed up. When people make themselves vomit the jaw hinge gets terribly swollen- it can subside over time after the practice is stopped. Sadly, it seems worse since she's been pregnant.
So the skiny girl crap pisses me off, cause it's a total lie, but I like Bethenny and she can be funny as f*ck, and she's got a good heart, and I'm happy for her. I shamelessly watch the HW series, and Jill is one crazy mean bitch. She really does think the world revolves around her. Bethenny is well rid of her.
Complaining about gaining weight when you're that age? Bish, please! Lucky that any erect member chose to be anywhere near that sad, dry snatch. Never mind actually being able to conceive!
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I secretly liked this show the first two seasons. It was the more bearable of the Real Housewives series. But Jill is being an out of control bitch this season. The producers even have Alex stirring the pot. It's not fun to watch when it's so scripted.
Note to self: starve myself during pregnancy so I won't have to push out a watermelon-sized behemoth when i give birth
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1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764, in walking with my
I've never heard of this tacky looking woman. However, she has weird extra facial parts on both sides of her lower jaw. And why is she wearing a belly baring shirt and untied pants while pregnant at age . . .46? Her clothes make her look like she's trying to be 16 again.
Huh. I'm sure the name "Bryn Hoppy" will lead to endless playground taunts. "Hop on this" or "Bryn there, done that" effortlessly sprang to mind as I typed the first sentence.
Nice job, dimbulbs.
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