Saturday, May 8th 2010
Can't Be Tanned
Miley Cyrus is still trying to gnaw off the chains put on her by the pimps at Disney and here's her latest kick to Mickey Mouse's culo. Miley is not only giving me shades of Brit Brit on the cover for her single "Can't Be Tamed," but she's also giving me two different shades of skin tone! The face is white cheddar Cheetos and her stomach is regular. Couldn't Mimi's airbrusher also sprayed Miley's face after he finished giving her trompe l'oeil abs?
And if this is making you a little uncomfortable, just squint your eyes and pretend it's Billy Ray after getting lipo and ab implants. You know Miley borrowed that outfit from him. Truth.
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Starqz, no that's Avril Lavigne, who this twat is totally copying.
"Mah Boo releasing his inner cunt is my porn." MK
This doesn't even look like her. Where's the endearing overbite and chichos? I remember she was getting a bit of a belly lately due to the late nite nachos and chili-cheese binges. You know she goes there.
"Mah Boo releasing his inner cunt is my porn." MK
Ok, I'm not a total Photoshop dork, but there are SEVERE problems with her cd cover.
1. Hair: Hairline is wrong, hair is obviously cloned, lighting is off, and they cleaned it up so much that it looks like a helmet. Plus, look at how the hair just floats on her neck, where are the shadows?
2. That isn't her stomach. Whoever made this did a good job of matching the shape up with her actual torso, but the borders look sharp and too contrasty next to the jacket (especially on the right hand side). Also, they could have easily lightened it up to match her hands, chest, and face.
3. I can tell that her eyes and lips have been enlarged slightly, and her face has been brightened too much. It looks plastic-y and artificial.
4. I realize they're trying to go for a grungy effect with the font style and color, but it just isn't working. bleeeah.
Oh gracious, is this poser a "rocker" chick now, as opposed to a pop chick? Please, Lita Ford and Pat Benatar teach this child some lessons, better yet let's all ignore her, maybe she'll go away.
"WTF? Is she auditioning for a Warrant video?"
Maybe Cherry Pie? Actually, that looks like what Jani Lane used to wear.
Bring it on! I wanna see her shave her head >:)
Another waste of sperm.
it's britney's story all over again:
1) cute girly chick for good teenagers
2) good girl gone bad
3) too bad girl gone good
and tweens will fall for it again
I HATE this fucking little poser. She singlehandedly represents everything that is wrong with the music industry today.
One part KStew imposter plus one part leftovers from Leather Tuscadero's Happy Days wardrobe equals = Miley Cyrus poser hot mess
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Nourish the Inner Asshole
Borrachas of the world unite and take over!
When does the Hannah Montana "Rode Hard and Put Away Wet" video cum out?
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"That gives me wood."
Really. I'll bet a big fat check and the right contract would do it.
That font style and colour combination are an unfortunate choice. It looks like someone smeared the words with duck shit.
Submitted by satanslilsunbeam on Sat, 05/08/2010 - 4:13pm.
WTF? Is she auditioning for a Warrant video?
Miley is sooooo not hot enough to be in a Warrant video! Bobbi Brown could still kick her ass in the looks department any day of the week.
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Lane, I have been going to this high school for 7 years. I'm no dummy.
If Billy Ray is into some Papa Joe shit, he's a bit full of himself. She looks just like him! Yuck.
Who did this cover? A fan?
I can't lie. When I was 16 I was trying to wear every last slutty thing I could possibly get my hands on.
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"You gonna give me my car, or do I gotta go to your house and shove your dog's head down the toilet?" Repo Man
I bet Billy Ray has the biggest hard-on right now.
'Never mess with a chick with lip liner, no lipstick'
Can't be tamed? Pleeze. Spoiled rotten brat would be a much better title.
Dear Miley, you need breast implants. Love, Jesus.
ick nast..homely ugly prostitot....
Submitted by yuga on Sat, 05/08/2010 - 1:54pm.
But why oh why am I not surprised. The Disney pimp hand never fails, parading young, underage/nearly underage girls around like whores while trying to act like it has this wholesome "family values" type of company is what it does best. The sad thing is, it makes so much money.
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Don't you realize that Disney is empowering young by getting them to sing and dance? Heck, I can't even write that with a straight face.
lmao at Miley's airbrushed abs. lolol
Who is buying this backwoods twit as a sex symbol? The blind and deaf?
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that hair doesn't even look real
did she make the cover in preview on a mac?
She has the same constipated idiot expression as Melania Trump always wears.
MK, I don't know what they're puttin in your Jesus Juice these days but you have been on a roll this week - trompe l'oeil abs - hahahaha!!!!
WTF? Is she auditioning for a Warrant video?
Submitted by Kerfuffles on Sat, 05/08/2010 - 12:08pm.
And that face! Is that supposed to be Miley's sexy face? It looks like a blindsided duck doing simple division in its head.
LOL! I dunno why these whores always try to pornify and distance themselves from Disney when they get around 16-18 yrs old. They sure don't mind the Disney money.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Sat, 05/08/2010 - 12:25pm.
You can't Photoshop out the chipmunk
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Just cause she's not a virgin anymore doesn't mean she's a badass. Go do some homework little girl.
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Can't be anymore canned. The inbreeding is really starting to show.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 05/08/2010 - 1:18pm.
http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/celebrity-pictures-miley-cy...
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LMAO! The caption is priceless.
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Why do teens always feel the need to go this route?? Boring...
NOOOO!
I'm a designer/web dev/dork and I've made so many designs with that exact same font on the album. If Miley Cyrus's people discovered "Downcome"... well then, I guess this marks the official end for grunge style graphic design.
That, and they photoshopped the pores off her skin. Damn it, some sub standard designers are getting all the high paying gigs, and alas, I remain some broke a$$ b*tch in Brooklyn!
She looks like one of the Olsen trolls.
This whiteface shit is always a problem. There are lots of bitches who walk around with two inches of nasty makeup on, making them look like their torso originated from a different race than their face.
Sexy Face - you're doing it wrong!
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If you have to preface a statement with "Not to be a total prude, but..." YOU ARE A TOTAL PRUDE.
When the video came out, all of these dumb fcuk little entertainment people where asking things like "but is it too sexy?" Are you KIDDING me?! She's 17 for fcuks sake. Her parents and those music execs should be shot for allowing her to look like this.
But why oh why am I not surprised. The Disney pimp hand never fails, parading young, underage/nearly underage girls around like whores while trying to act like it has this wholesome "family values" type of company is what it does best. The sad thing is, it makes so much money.
Who the hell gave her the fifth element's wig for this? Hot mess...
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 05/08/2010 - 1:10pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 05/08/2010 - 12:29pm.
@Mani!: Yo! Do you think I'm Oranthi or what?! Cuz I'm not
Oh...in OP...oops! Actually I was refering to Lawdogs post about your video making ability and I meant to say that "angel_i= genius".
The Orianthi part of the post had nothing to do with you...it was late and I was tired. LOVES ANGEL_i.
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Aha! When I thought about it a minute that's what I thought! But I wanted to make sure cuz I say some questionable shit up in here and I din't want to have pretended to be that hot young thing - let her have her own kudos...what little she can get in the stoopit stoopit Miley world we live in.
PS. LOVES MANI BACK:)
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You know what, at this point I thank DOG that her titties are covered atleast. Miley has some nice sized ones. We should be grateful for these little
mercies.
And like someone else said, lets not forget tt britney used to regularly update us on the state of her virginity.
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"We're all in the gutter, but atleast some of us are looking up at the stars..."
Why can't children/teens just be themselves? This little girl is so going to look hard and rough in a couple of years. Lindsey Loham anyone????
It's like she watched an Angelina Jolie film fest, followed by some Gretchen Wilson music videos, and said to herself, 'I found my transformation'.
http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/celebrity-pictures-miley-cy...
hmmmmm say something nice , i like her hair
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by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 9:39pm.looks just like Jimmy Lee Taylor, the super fat kid who lived across the street from me back in the day. Jimmy Lee married an inbred hillbilly gal and tried on several occasions to electrocute his mother.
Wait, what's all this Orianthi talk? I could say some stuff about her too, but ehh.
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Aint no cellphones in '69 man, I'm head to toe legit.
Oooh, she's so tough and sexy and grown up.
Or, you know, NOT. She looks like an ugly little girl playing dress up. Are we sure that's not Noah?
Submitted by Green Is Good on Sat, 05/08/2010 - 11:46am.
Karl Malden called, and he wants his nose back.
*spits water all over keyboard* Bwahahahahaha!
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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 05/08/2010 - 12:29pm.
@Mani!: Yo! Do you think I'm Oranthi or what?! Cuz I'm not
Oh...in OP...oops! Actually I was refering to Lawdogs post about your video making ability and I meant to say that "angel_i= genius".
The Orianthi part of the post had nothing to do with you...it was late and I was tired. LOVES ANGEL_i.
WTF is she doing with her mouth?? Sexy FAIL.
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Submitted by Kelly Ann on Sat, 05/08/2010 - 1:01pm.
OMG it is scary how much she looks like her mom!