Thursday, May 6th 2010
What In The Name Of Noah Cyrus Is That Child Wearing?!
Here's The Real Housewives of New Jersey's Teresa showing off her 8-month-old daughter Audriana in the pages of InTouch Weekly. We all know that Teresa is tackier than spitting after giving a blow job in a back alley, but this is not the look any way you cut it.
Audriana should not be dressed up like a chorus girl in the Moulin Rouge or like Miss Kitty on holiday. If she got up, slipped on a cigarette tray and started shouting "CIGARS! CIGARETTES," I wouldn't even blink twice. That is the opposite of right.
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I really need some glasses bad because I see heels on a baby that doesn't even know how to fuckin walk yet!!!! If this bitch thinks this shit is cute she needs a good old fashion ass whoopin!!! POOR BABY!
Awwww!!! Put that wee girl in a normal outfit - a cute little onesie or something - and you'd see how cute she is. Legs are a wee bit bandy, but a cutie otherwise, WITH a forehead. Shame about the simian-like mother.
Teresa's not very pretty, her husband's a troll but those kids are so god awful ugly and badly behaved, I've kind of started muting and turning away when the Guidices and the monkey children hybrids are on. I'm hoping there is a giant scandal like the 1st grader bites the face off another child and they get the boot. Cannibal monsters.
I just want to thank Theresa and In Touch for this photo. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time!
Fucking gavones. Heels on a baby and hair growing on the forehead.
*trying hard not to be ashamed of being Italian when I see freaks like this*
I don't know why but this looks shopped.
I see we're getting the kid trained early to go out on the stoll. Tacky, tacky, tacky, but then considering the source, I'm not surprised at all.
That probably is a $150 outfit on that kid, counting the shoes and the bow. I'm not adverse to spending that much money, but I'd expect a better result. That's one tacky-ass baby.
Also, normally in a photo situation you'd dress to coordinate with your family member, not clash. Orange and fuchsia? WTF?
That is a strange looking child....
Christ-I just noticed the shoes-wtf????
They make slut shoes for babies???
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Oh...i have those same Mikasa wine goblets!
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A pedophile!
Who the fuck would make high heel shoes for babies is the real question?!
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Are they making baby sized Lucite heels yet? Cos we need to be getting the Shauna Sand babies started!
My word, that woman and her crotch-fruit are truly unfortunate looking.
Don't let Roman Polanski see this.........
Pick me up in a few minutes - right now, I'm rolling on the floor with laughter!! MK.....OMG...you make my day, dude, every day!
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
The kid already has bandy legs, the heels go lovely with them. Uglyass brat.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
heel's???
wow.
Utterly ridiculous. Animal print heels are sooooo last year.
i have never watched this trash and don't plan on doing so, but is this the chick with the .5 forehead? she needs to keep her hair like this forever if that's the case.
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!
That kiddie has a definite Princess Tiamiamiiami Syndrome look. Mum just looks like the missing link. The lowest hairline I've seen on a modern day human. I was a hairstylist in a previous life so that's really saying something.
MK is a flat-out genius. He should be getting more exposure than that other celeb blogging ass-kisser that will remain nameless.
Glad this one has a hairline. I hate to say it, but that family has serious Fred Flintstone looks.
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All this behbeh needs to totes class this portrait up is a whiskey snifter (a nod to one of the best skits ever performed on SNL by Alec Baldwin).
It does not matter how much money you have...you live in New Joisey.
If you think that is acceptable...then you have never left that state.
While they live such insular and incestuous lives, I guess it best for us all they never leave.
We can consider their love of the trashiest state the dog collar fence we would hope for.
They will never leave and we can all breath a sigh of relief.
At least the fourth daughter has a hairline. She really seems into her kids, and that's a good thing until they turn into teenagers and hate her for all of this!
MK, you kill me with the descriptions...and you owe me a new keyboard for the IMac...I spewed my drink, AGAIN!
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what in the name of noah cyrus! laughing and laughing.
god i wish michael would hang out at my house!
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what in the name of noah cyrus! laughing and laughing.
god i wish michael would hang out at my house!
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I saw the episode when she moved into her house and she said she designed it to look like...wait for it...a French chalet. And I laughed and laughed.
NO FOREHEAD ALERT! this chick has no FOREHEAD!!!
Can you hear Dwight as he views that picture of Teresa and her child?
A million and truly sincere "How dreadful"s. Indeed.
Orko keeps pushing her oldest she-devil into modeling, even naming the child Gia.
It must kill her that her enemy Danielle has two pretty daughters (that oldest one should really model).
Danielle, my favourite cocaine-sniffing, cartel ho, and her daughters:
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Teresa and hers: http://www.solarnavigator.net/animal_kingdom/animal_images/gorillas_moth...
(Cumin? She's so fucking stupid it's not even funny.)
That baby really does look like Noah Cyrus... How unfortunate. Teresa & her "juicy" guido husband have 4 homely girls. I'd never say that to the girls' faces & they're too young to be reading this shit (hopefully), so I'll say it here. They look like Geico cavebabies. NOT CUTE.
That baby really does look like Noah Cyrus... How unfortunate. Teresa & her "juicy" guido husband have 4 homely girls. I'd never say that to the girls' faces & they're too young to be reading this shit (hopefully), so I'll say it here. They look like Geico cavebabies. NOT CUTE.
My mother would say "That baby looks foreign."
what is wrong with her forehead !
no really is too small
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She keeps giving birth to homely children-- and the cabaret inspired outfit is equally as monstrous. :(
"People are strange when you're a stranger..." ~ The Doors
Awwwww...what a cute little girl! I think the dress is fetching - and those shoes! Zurrrrrr!
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Oh dear, how dreadful! She has given birth to another ugly little girl. Don't worry honey, this family believes in plastic surgery so she has that to look forward to.
Wow, didnt think someone could have a baby that gave a run for Katie Price's Princess Tiamimiamaimimi. In the nicest way to put it, ugly kid.
WHAT a freakin WHORE!
And that mother of hers, is like, Ugh.
Leopard hooker heels notwithstanding, that baby is adorable.
Seriously, is it possible for her to have a cute kid? Really? Does it have to be that hard?
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Sadly, she dresses all of her kids like that...I'm thinking they'll probably emancipate themselves from her around ages 10 or 11 if they're lucky
I don't like to snark on kids but this bitch's spawn are as ugly as the Olsen Monkeys were 20 years ago. What 8 year-old has bags under their eyes for God's sake? Her oldest sounds like she's been waking up to Gin and Tonics since kindergarten.
Do they have a BABY in high heels? Where the fuck would you even find high heels for a baby and who the hell would consider making them?
This kid looks JUST like Princess Tami-whatever, Katie Price's kid, only w/ brown hair. Actually, this is probably what Princess reeeally looks like b/c they likely dye her hair. I have yet to see her rock leopard pumps like this gremlin.
Teresa is looking especially simian here.
That famewhore mom wants her children to become famewhores too. Poor kid. She'll be as difficult as Suri Cruise.