And In Secret Love Child News....
For the past few months, Hilarie Burton (TRL VJ turned One Tree Hill actress) and Jeffrey Dean Morgan have been hiding a secret baby in the bottom drawer of their dresser. UsWeekly says that Hilarie gave birth to their secret love child months ago and hasn't really told anyone about it. Hilarie and Jeffrey's neighbor suddenly know the real reason why they heard baby cries in the middle of the night. At the time, they figured that Hilary and Jeffrey were just doing role playing shit.
A source tells UsWeekly that the two started banging in 2009 and shit moved fast. Hilarie wasn't photographed between May 6, 2009, and April 20, 2010.
A rep hasn't confirmed or denied the secret love child news.
JDM already has a 5-year-old son from a previous relationship.
First Sandra Bullock comes clean about her down low baby, and now these two? Everybody's got a damn underground child! Hell, I should check under my bed and behind my refrigerator to make sure I don't got one of those pesky secret love babies hiding somewhere. If I did, that would explain the random poop dribbles on my bathroom floor. I thought I was just sleepshitting again.
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He looks like what Robert Downey Jr. would look like now if he hadn't gotten sober.
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 05/07/2010 - 6:28am.
He looks like a Dollar General version of Javier Bardem. In any case, he could easily play a Geico caveman.
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I had the hots for JB for a while, but man I saw this picture of him with Pene at a basketball game. He was smiling BIG and it was all gum and these HUGE round chipmunk cheeks practically choking his eyeballs, and tiny tiny baby corn teeth. I would still do him, just as long as he wasn't... smiling like that.
And JDM was really attractive in The Watchmen, but most of the time he just looks all right. In general I think his hotness quotient is directly proportionate to how much he looks like JB at any given time.
Eeee! At first glance I thought that was a fattened-up Robert Downey Jr. No idea who he is, but he's cute.
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"It's rather like running through nettles to get to the green field."
I'm 99.95% sure that girl is married.
Submitted by ltr448 on Fri, 05/07/2010 - 6:32am.
The number one difference between him and Butler is that JDM is HOT. And that makes up for a lot.
Yay JDM! We need more JDM news. Even if I don't know who the chick is (is she in One Tree Hill? Damn, these CW peeps are an incestuous bunch)... Congrats on the new baby.
This is what happens to your life when you smoke crack.
He looks like a Dollar General version of Javier Bardem. In any case, he could easily play a Geico caveman.
This is not going to last, he was banging Mary Louis Parker, this chick, Gina Gershon and God knows who else on the side, and tried to reconcile with Parker twice. He likes to switch up his relationships often. He's other secret baby was concieved while he was in Rehab with his ex-girlfriend, what kind of a man does that? What a douchebag. I saw some photo of him lying on a bed in Algonquin Hotel reading a Playboy. Just like Gerard Butler he is Manwhore #2. Accept Butler knows how to use a condom.
He also dated another fugly actress Kate Walsh.
Submitted by Whatever on Fri, 05/07/2010 - 12:00am.
I know who she is but who the heck is he?
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He is THE John Winchester of Supernatural!!
I think they cheated or she trapped his ass. He was with Mary Louise Parker just a month or something before this chick got pregnant. She used to be married but she ditched her husband for his best friend. Classy.
Morgan is so the poor man's Javier Bardem. Or the low-rent fat Robert Downey Jr. I don't like him. He looks smelly. What the hell is wrong with this girl?
I know who she is but who the heck is he?
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 11:43pm.
Submitted by buddhistgirl69 on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 11:38pm.
He gives me the "I would be really good in bed" vibe...
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I agree 100% about the good in bed vibe, and also agree I can't quite figure out why. There's just something about him.
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Submitted by buddhistgirl69 on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 11:38pm.
He gives me the "I would be really good in bed" vibe...don't know why. Some guys have that! Don't know who she is, but I would have his love child and NOT hide it!
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I agree 100% about the good in bed vibe, and also agree I can't quite figure out why. There's just something about him.
He gives me the "I would be really good in bed" vibe...don't know why. Some guys have that! Don't know who she is, but I would have his love child and NOT hide it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SX2KzqM3qU
i hate when people have gecko eyes, 2 eye lid thing has gotta go
Submitted by copacabanagirl on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 9:11pm.
Is it me or does this guy look just a little like Robert Downey Jr?
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No, it's not just you. I thought it WAS him, just with a few pounds on. Then I read the names and I have absolutely NO CLUE who these people are. And I read dlisted every day.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Submitted by death2douches on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 6:31pm.
JDM is a fine piece of ass, and that ass was very nicely displayed in several movies. You just want to take a bite out of those perfect globes.
Besides, he's fucking John Winchester, and he'll fuck you up.
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I'll take the risk..comin at cha John Winchester!!
man, him and Dean Winchester are just yummy...
Is it me or does this guy look just a little like Robert Downey Jr?
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Let me introduce myself: I'm a misanthropic jerk with no friends and even my enemies are embarrassed they know me. I live in a vacuum of booze, cigarettes, fast food, celebrity and junk culture.
God damn I want this stud-horse! I thought I was going to lose my shit over his 'Comedian' character in The Watchmen. Sexy as all hell...
He looks like the love child of RDJ and The Piv.
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
*sound of crickets chirping*
Damn, where is everyone? I throw out a hot topic like three-somes and not a peep? Guess I'll have to go over to Tila Tequila's thread for some action.
and for a second I thought it was Javier Bordem WTF
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PEYTON HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO LUCAS YOU FILTHY NINA SIMONE LISTENIN WHORE!
Submitted by Vermithrax on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 6:54pm.
Jeffrey Dean Morgan Bardem Downey Jr. you mean...
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You've just described my perfect man: physically hot but not perfect, likes to party, crazy in the head, loose with the peen...NOM NOM NOM NOM...
I didn't know Robert Downey Jr. was such a man-ho! Acknowledge that baby already, you slut!
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I thought that was RDJ. Mary Louise Parker sure knows how to pick them.
He had a kid with that fugly chick? She is a bad actress to boot... He should have fessed up when he was on Chelsea Lately! JDM is a fine looking man, YUM.
I was actually shocked by this news. I think I need a new hobby :\
Who does not have a secret love child these days?????? I bet even Jennifer Ainstin has a secret love child somewhere...................or Jon Gosslin......................
im considering renting an 'underground child' (MK you are sick) to throw of the census man coming round my parts. just for shits.
anyone got a really colicky, rageful 8 month old i can rent for two days, give or take (etd of census man's next visit)?
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Jeffrey Dean Morgan Bardem Downey Jr. you mean...
D2D,
Bin-Nice ass-go!!! Nommmmm
Snowy!
Oh the poobaby!!! Name him George!
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JDM is a fine piece of ass, and that ass was very nicely displayed in several movies. You just want to take a bite out of those perfect globes.
Besides, he's fucking John Winchester, and he'll fuck you up.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass." ~ Cordelia Chase
"Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable." ~ Mrs. White
No idea who she is but Jeffrey Dean Morgan used to be in Grey's Anatomy and he has got to be Javier Bardem's twin 'cause they look identical!! see: http://dailymishmash.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/javier-jeffrey-dean-...
HilarIE Burton? No clue who this is.
Am I supposed to know those people.
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Clarry yeah it's mah poo bebe and Im gonna love it and take care of it and kiss it
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►I hate you, Darlton. I hate your freaking sadistic guts◄
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS CUNT'S NAME SPELLED LIKE THAT?!?!?!?
SO FUCKING ANNOYING HLARIE AHAHAHAHAH
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►I hate you, Darlton. I hate your freaking sadistic guts◄
Snowy...that's not a baby...
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AND he goes from Mary-Louise Parker to Peyton?
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Damn y'all I just found a bebe in mah drawers
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►I hate you, Darlton. I hate your freaking sadistic guts◄
An 18 year age diff in Hollywood doesn't really bother me, but these two together??? Eh, does not compute. Even a little.
He's on a totally different plain of existance??? WTH? FFS it's John Winchester!
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Submitted by lifeislikecake on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 4:50pm.
I JUST FOUND A BABY IN MY BASEMENT
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It's ok, it's just Solange. Throw an old wig down there, she'll entertain herself.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
Submitted by ScarfnBarf on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 5:54pm.
Who? & who? & who cares?
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Honestly. Probably wasn't a secret, just that nobody cared. My neighbor also has a baby that's a "secret" from the rest of the world.
He's kinda sexy in a roundabout way.
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Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 5:46pm.
I always thought this guy was Javier Bardem
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I'm telling you these celebs are getting more and more interchangeable.
I thought Olivia Munn was Nicole Scherzipussycat.
I thought Lea Michele was Demi Lovato.
Maybe they're all robots...iCelebs.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
TMI
Who? & who? & who cares?