And In Secret Love Child News....
For the past few months, Hilarie Burton (TRL VJ turned One Tree Hill actress) and Jeffrey Dean Morgan have been hiding a secret baby in the bottom drawer of their dresser. UsWeekly says that Hilarie gave birth to their secret love child months ago and hasn't really told anyone about it. Hilarie and Jeffrey's neighbor suddenly know the real reason why they heard baby cries in the middle of the night. At the time, they figured that Hilary and Jeffrey were just doing role playing shit.
A source tells UsWeekly that the two started banging in 2009 and shit moved fast. Hilarie wasn't photographed between May 6, 2009, and April 20, 2010.
A rep hasn't confirmed or denied the secret love child news.
JDM already has a 5-year-old son from a previous relationship.
First Sandra Bullock comes clean about her down low baby, and now these two? Everybody's got a damn underground child! Hell, I should check under my bed and behind my refrigerator to make sure I don't got one of those pesky secret love babies hiding somewhere. If I did, that would explain the random poop dribbles on my bathroom floor. I thought I was just sleepshitting again.