And They Called It Pussy Love
If you're going to do yourself with a Donny Osmond poster, at least make sure you tape an exit string to it first! Damn. A kinky ass horny woman in Britain learned this lesson the hard way after a Donny Osmond poster got stuck in her chocha. Bitch is ALL cuntry. The case is featured on a BBC3 show called Bizarre ER.
The dumb bitch went to the hospital crying about a pain in her "private area." After conducting a series of tests, doctors found a rolled-up Donny Osmond poster chilling in there.
Okay, what kind of tests did they conduct? How big was the poster? How big is her vag? And why didn't she just romance her pussy with a tampon instead of a poster. Fucking yourself with a tampon is just like fucking Donny Osmond. I mean, turning your pussy into a poster tube is not a good look.
And I don't even want to know where doctors found her Marie Osmond doll.
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hey does anyone think he looks like Bieber 1.0 ?
My ex-sister-in-law follows this guy around the U.S and she lives in Vancouver, B.C. She tells her husband she's attending conferences, and she has never worked in her life. It might have been her! She is an anorexic freak, ex-model, almost 50 and doing this stalking crap!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SX2KzqM3qU
I'm pretty sure I had this poster on my wall back in the day. At no time did I ever consider sticking it up my nether regions. Well, maybe once.
*dry humps Bobby Sherman action figure*
EEWW & LOL
Homegirl is crazy & needed to go to a nearest bar to pick up a real/live MAN.
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 1:56pm.
Ugh, reminds me of that awful sensation of pulling out a dry tampon. Arrgh!
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Most uncomfortable sensation EVER!
Every worry that some cotton got "stuck" inside?
*shudders*
can't stop laughing, thanks guys!
Submitted by Chilly on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 1:53pm.
The worst part is that it was framed.
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*rimshot*
LMAFO!!
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"You, sir, have the charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk."
Why, thank you, Salacious! I'm flattered!
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"You, sir, have the charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk."
Mr. Osmond is going to blush when he hears about this.
Ugh, reminds me of that awful sensation of pulling out a dry tampon. Arrgh!
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If you have to preface a statement with "Not to be a total prude, but..." YOU ARE A TOTAL PRUDE.
The worst part is that it was framed.
sounds like she was trying to work the voodoo angle. like "donny osmond will come to me in three, two, one....."
uh-oh.
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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 12:03pm.
For some reason this reminds me of the time when my sister was working in a nursing home. They had served scrambled hamburger in gravy over mashed potatoes for lunch that day.
And when she went into one woman's room to get her lunch tray, the old lady was shoveling that mess into her twat with a spoon and saying "This damn cat won't stop eating!" Gross but true.
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OMG Jilly!!! Please, you have to tell that story again at OP!
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Cunt Plug: When you love something so much you must roll it up and shove it in your vagina. -Impertinent Vixen
Bieber lookin rough eh?
Anyway WTF
but then again I heard a story from a friend about this lady in her 40s who was masturbating in a kid park at 3 a.m near this lounge in brooklyn
I guess she was a bum or some old whore
cuz when people noticed her on a bench butt naked she didnt even care till cops came but she ran away before they even got to that block lolllllll
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Where art tho Mr Big!
Submitted by tsklala on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 9:40am.
BUT this story still doesn't beat ...
OR, that one creative woman and her man who strapped a dildo to a drill and ended up butchering her vagina.
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That gave me nightmares.
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M.E. Glad the little one is excited as well!!
This story is beyond gross. Speaking of... I need a new vibrator......
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tu puta madre
Oh this is just all kinds of lol!
A poster child for abortion rights.
Does anyone remember the SNL skits 'Appalachian Emergency Room'? Too funny.
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 12:03pm.
I'm not sure that I can ever forgive you for that visual. JESUS!
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What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764, in walking with my
For some reason this reminds me of the time when my sister was working in a nursing home. They had served scrambled hamburger in gravy over mashed potatoes for lunch that day.
And when she went into one woman's room to get her lunch tray, the old lady was shoveling that mess into her twat with a spoon and saying "This damn cat won't stop eating!" Gross but true.
Maybe she ran out of cucumbers.
Hahahahahaha! I love this story! Speculation abounds about the "how the poster got stuck" so let's check off some possibilities:
1. She rolled it in a tube to make a paper dick and pushed too far.
2. She tore it in little pieces and gently shoved them in one at a time, moaning "Donny..Donny".
3. She wadded the poster up and took it the hard way, screaming "Donny!! Donny!!!
4. She chewed up the poster into a paste and pretended she was stuffing a turkey.
By the way...there's a giant building size banner of Donny AND Marie on the Flamingo here in Vegas. I'd like to see this woman take that on.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
OMG! Looked what just shot out of my yes-yes!
Submitted by Paquita on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 11:24am.
Is M.E. is still around?? I saw you posted about wanting to see Iron Man.. It came out in my new town (I say new cause its only been two months of my move and cant wait to get back to DC buaaa)
But Iron Man 2 IS THE SHIT!! Seriously it was great. I had a great time
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SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!! I cannot wait!! It comes out today here. But we're going to have to wait till next weekend to see it. My youngest has his Tony Stark obsession starting all over again. LOL
Is this what the poster looked like? I could have found a hotter poster to shove up the vadge...Come to think of it, I had a really hot poster of Marky Mark (no Funky Bunch) in my locker my freshman year of high school that would have been hoo-ha ready.
Are there no Ann Summers shops where this dumb broad lives? You can even get massagers in drugstores.
Sheesh.
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OMG Errbuddy is beginning to look like Justin Bieber to me! I have Bieber Fiever! ACK!
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Is M.E. is still around?? I saw you posted about wanting to see Iron Man.. It came out in my new town (I say new cause its only been two months of my move and cant wait to get back to DC buaaa)
But Iron Man 2 IS THE SHIT!! Seriously it was great. I had a great time.
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Shit, girl. Don't know how I missed those knockers when I read back. Sowwy. :)
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 10:37am.
I SWEAR THIS WASN'T ME! *side-eyes entire thread*
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
WHERE IS DRAMAQUEEN????? I'M NOT SAYIN' BUT I'M JUST SAYIN' AFTER HER LOOOOOOVE AFFAIR WITH THE OSMOND AFTER DWTS.
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
Submitted by wristband on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 11:00am.
Is it just me or the fetus Bieber looks like this Donny person?
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I thought the exact same thing!
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
Is it just me or the fetus Bieber looks like this Donny person?
Yes, Mabel must respond to this one!
In third grade I told my "friend"(yeah, sure--throw me some shade here, I deserve it) she was too fat and had hair that was too curly for Donny ever to love her.
Oh, Mabel had a big case of loves for Donny!!
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Love,
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
The only was I can believe it happened was:
dirty bitch was swatting flies away from her hoo-hoo and looked at the rolled up poster and....
The Sexuation
Agreed, MK! How big was that poster? How big is her vag?
Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 10:16am.
Yes, the old "I sat on it accidentally" foreign body in an orifice excuse.
I have no idea how this
crystal bud vase
can of Pillsbury Crescent Rolls
Bag of Mother's Cookies
Harry Potter action figure
Mr. Microphone
came to be lodged in my
no-no
yes-yes
I must have accidentally sat on it.
HEY! How did you find out about my...unfortunate crescent roll incident??? I DID sit on it! It was on the chair but I didn't see it! REALLY!
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 10:41am.
MK needs a new tag: Cunt Plug. When you love something so much you must roll it up and shove it in your vagina.
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LOL! Approved! I'm going use this definition as my signature to make everyone aware of it.
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"fuck you" is the new "thank you"
Of all the nasty things MK's reported, this has to be the most shocking, vomit inducing, sucio, skanky shit ever.
How could a woman keep something in her vagina for 35 years and pretend to have forgotten about it?
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"fuck you" is the new "thank you"
MK needs a new tag: Cunt Plug. When you love something so much you must roll it up and shove it in your vagina.
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"You, sir, have the charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk."
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 9:21am.
Boo! You whore!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
I SWEAR THIS WASN'T ME! *side-eyes entire thread*
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
PAPER CUTS!
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)
Confession time: When I was younger (okay, yesterday), I was known to have kissed a poster or two. But never would I even think of putting a rolled-up piece of paper up my hoo-ha!
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Aww... Horny British Bitches.... you got to love them! lol
When I was in high school there was a soph that shoved a hot dog up there. Her last name was Hoodiman. From that day on, she was known as hot dog Hoodiman.
Yes, the old "I sat on it accidentally" foreign body in an orifice excuse.
I have no idea how this
crystal bud vase
can of Pillsbury Crescent Rolls
Bag of Mother's Cookies
Harry Potter action figure
Mr. Microphone
came to be lodged in my
no-no
yes-yes
I must have accidentally sat on it.
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"You, sir, have the charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk."