Courtney Love Says Homely Girls Do It Better
Military scientists should carefully study Courtney Love's snatch, because she claims she's the real sexual napalm and has the shit to make the dicks go boom. And a good morning to you too! There's nothing like waking up with a giant image of Courtney's war zone vagina winking at you. If you're head isn't already in a pinata from your acts of Cinco de Mayo debauchery last night, then you might want to stick your head in one now. Right before you suck the last drop of Patron from the bottle.
In an interview with music journalist Toure (via Page Six), Courtney Love admitted that she's a star in the sex sack, because she's not pretty. Courtney said that beautiful women fuck like the plastic on a Fruit Roll-Up, because they can rely on their looks to bring the orgasms. Courtney went on to say, "Pretty girls just lie there. Us girls who grew up a little more homely have to try a lot harder. That's why pretty girls never threaten me -- it's like, yeah, you want to take me on? Take me on. Go for it."
When a dude finishes screwing on Courtney's dilapidated roach motel, he immediately sprints his ass into the nearest bathroom, locks the door, turns on the hot water and runs his dick under it while punching himself in the eyes with a bar of soap. Courtney lounges in the bed giving her snatch a pat for a job well done, because she thinks the dude's cries of pain are really screams of pleasure from thinking about what just happened. Delusion is a fucked up drug. Stay crazy, Courtney.
Here's Sexual Crack leaving a club in London last night.
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She's had so much plastic surgery she's starting to look like Kate Gosselin in the face.
I only want to have sex with the person I marry, so I don't really know about this whole subject. However, I can comment on kissing (which at least has some level of chemistry and being in tune with another person involved) and there's really no correlation. Dated good-looking guys and how great kisses were ranged all across the board. Again, I think she's just trying to justify why someone should be attracted to her despite her looks. I'd usually call that other factor personality/heart but I have no idea what hers is like. It's kind of sad that she has to offer up the opportunity for a "good time" as a reason she can compare to a better looking person. She's in need of true self-confidence.
She's easier on the eyes than any Lohan.
delusion thy name by Courtney Love...if "fugly girls do it better" then why didn't you leave your original fugly face alone....you be stupid and schizo....you need meds....or maybe a lobotomy so you will quit thinking you have answers to questions nobody asked or even want to know....why can you not just disappear...you give me the heeby jeeby's and a headache...please go now crazy biatch!!
I don't think there is a more openly desperate women that this one. She goes on about not being in the mainstream - not being pretty, etc... and yet does everything she can to look as hollywood as possible. She did a performance over here on the Jools Holland show with Hole and her face doesn't even move anymore. So here she is - singing in a band that is supposed to be all alternative, 'real' and anti-establishment, and she's looking like a wax doll that can't even open her mouth wide enough to sing anymore.
Submitted by JustAnotherBlonde on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 9:22am.
co-sign +1!
Although my current bf won me over with his personality. I think he's adorable and cute NOW, but it took time for his looks to grow on me. The sex was just meh at first because honestly he didn't get many women. He's a quick learner so it's all good now :)
But prior to him, I always went for the hot pieces...better to look at it and better in bed.
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You got lucky that he was a fast and willing learner. I've tried with some people and they would. not. listen. Like I don't know how my genitals work. Or they'd start showing promise but would be back to their old ways the next night. Sigh.
You heard right Jacko!
Hahaha Raul!
ahahahahhahahahahahah Jacko!
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Sounds like a lie perpetuated by ugly people to get the opposite sex to have sex with them.
IF THEYRE WILLING
ABLE AND READY
THAT ALL THAT COUNTS
EVEN IF THEY GOT ONLY ONE EYE AND A HUMP ON THEIR BACK W/ A HAIRY ASS MOLE LIKE STONEY BALONEY
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LMAO raulllllio!! makes it easier... they keep thinking I am winking at them and I'm really just shutting my good eye so I don't have to look at them!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
ahahahahhaah Raul
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ahahahahahahah DWM! YOU BITCH!!!! I had a chick start eating an apple in the middle of sex one time... hell yea, bitches, jacko has nutritional value!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
Submitted by Womanoftheyear on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 9:17am.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=641_1203021600
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holy crap!!! You're right she looks like the "special" sister of Tina Yothers. Aww now I feel bad.. she must have been told she was homely all her life :(
This is like Plastic Surgery on the level of fraud... the real Courtney is where Francis Bean gets her looks from.
That's like saying pretty girls are dumb-some are, but many are not. It's sour grapes, I think.
I think Kim Kardashian proved her theory right with that weak ass sextape.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 9:13am.
looks have nothing to do whether or not you're a good fuck... zero.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 9:18am.
Submitted by YourCuntiness on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 9:14am.
I suppose its different with men, cuz its been my experience that the hot guys do it better. The less attractive ones get no practice and although theyre usually more giving, they're totally clueless. And I don't have the patience to train people how to have sex
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co-sign +1!
Although my current bf won me over with his personality. I think he's adorable and cute NOW, but it took time for his looks to grow on me. The sex was just meh at first because honestly he didn't get many women. He's a quick learner so it's all good now :)
But prior to him, I always went for the hot pieces...better to look at it and better in bed.
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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 9:02am.
Are ugly girls more willing to please a man? There aren't pretty girls with low self-esteem? Really?
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Um, isn't "plain" v "pretty" subjective? Your "handsome" might not even touch my definition of handsome (barring certain examples of the extremely ugly/extraordinarily attractive)...
Although that would explain the run of homely HW mistresses of late (I'm looking at you Hairlip McGee)...
I once had a guy get up and leave cause I started watching whatever was on the television. Don't get mad at me.. you did it.. or didn't do it. ____________________________________________
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Submitted by YourCuntiness on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 9:14am.
I suppose its different with men, cuz its been my experience that the hot guys do it better. The less attractive ones get no practice and although theyre usually more giving, they're totally clueless. And I don't have the patience to train people how to have sex
COSIGN!!!!
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LOL @ Jill!
The most beautiful boy I ever bedded (is that even a fucken word?...) was the worst damned kisser I ever experienced. SUCH a turn-off :o(
It was like being sucked into a slobbery Hoover, but with knashing teeth 'n shit. Ah, fuck...
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OMG she thinks she would have been bag lady if she wouldn't have been an actress. She's damn lucky she met Kirk because that probably would have been her fate.
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I don't know about her hypothesis regarding sex, but she was sure right about being homely when she was younger and pre-cosmetic surgery.
I've posted this before, but check out sociopathic Court circa 1987:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=641_1203021600
omg she looked just like tina yothers
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I hear EEG is a fucking FREAK!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
Thats like saying...... "its not the plane, its the pilot"......... bullshit.. its the plane!!
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Submitted by Wood Dragon on Fri, 04/30/2010 - 8:50am.
May is National Masturbation Month! Give yourself a hand girl!
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I suppose its different with men, cuz its been my experience that the hot guys do it better. The less attractive ones get no practice and although theyre usually more giving, they're totally clueless. And I don't have the patience to train people how to have sex.
looks have nothing to do whether or not you're a good fuck... zero.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
The problem with the person being fugly is just that... you really need to be physically attracted to your partner.
Jill! lol
Some of the best sex I have had was with someone considered average at best.
Must do what jill tells me to do.
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Ew.
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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 9:04am.
Everyone, fuck one homely person and one "looker" and report back.
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Been there, done them! The looker wins. More experience maybe? Homely dude made me think about doing my laundry and what I wanted for dinner. Yawn! I cut off all communication with him after that. It. Was. Awful.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
Hmmmmm. Well, I consider myself cute...sooo...is she challenging me to a whore off?? I may be a respectable married lady now, but trust I can still bring it. I believe in being a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets. STFU Courtney! How would you know anyways? You watch pretty girls do it??
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
It's hard to say whether a pesron would be good or bad in bed based soley upon their looks, or the lack thereof.
We will all just have to go out today and have a two-fer. Everyone, fuck one homely person and one "looker" and report back.
She missed the mark. Again. It's the crazy (w/out meds) who are good in sex.
Btw MK, I lol'd!!!!
SO pretty people are lazy? Is that what she's saying?
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Are ugly girls more willing to please a man? There aren't pretty girls with low self-esteem? Really?
She's just saying she's an ugly who's a freak in bed. Big deal.
I think Kurt got out just in time. This bitch makes batshit crazy look sane.
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Submitted by Wood Dragon on Fri, 04/30/2010 - 8:50am.
May is National Masturbation Month! Give yourself a hand girl!
I kinda agree with her about pretty people being kinda boring in bed... Some of my best lays have been with guys that are just regular looking, but man did we have some sweaty fun.
Back to Courtney Love... Does anyone remember back in the mid 90's when she decided to shower, dress up and put on a horse and pony show at the Oscars, by looking normal?
She was with Edward Norton at the time...
i don't know about girls, but with guys i think they are just good at sex or they aren't... there's no correlation with looks. Some of the hottest sex I've had were with really good looking dudes *le SIGH*
Doesn't prowess differ from person to person? That's my experience. *shrug*
I kind-of see what she means. I mean, what does someone like Kim Kardashian have to offer besides her "beauty"? Court, on the the other hand, is on the complete other side of the spectrum of ugly AND psychotic.
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Douchechill!
Doesn't homely mean plain looking? Plain is not necessarily UGLY. Just not Beautiful and not ugly.
Oh damn Mike she looks just like Francis bean there!!!
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I don't know about her hypothesis regarding sex, but she was sure right about being homely when she was younger and pre-cosmetic surgery.
I've posted this before, but check out sociopathic Court circa 1987:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=641_1203021600
omg she looked just like tina yothers
You have a point, Sucky,
also, ugly people don't get much practice!
LOL Snowy!
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I would rather eat actual napalm than bang that busted up hag.
ugly people suck in bed
cause they got no practice time
except on themselves & their ugly cousins
thats why incest was fking invented so ugly
people can breed more fking retarded bucktooth fat asses living in a trailer on cement blocks
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