Justin Bieber's Fans Want To Murder Kim Kardassian
When singing fetus Justin Bieber and porn star Kim Kardassian first met at the White House Correspondents' Dinner in DC on Saturday night, it was true love at first sight. Justin called Kim his girlfriend, and said she was struck down with Bieber fever (medical term: cerebral hemorrhage).
Kim should be thrown in jail for flirting with a toddler, but his fans might get to her before Chris Hansen does. Kim Tweeted yesterday that Bieber's crazed fans threatened to shank her with their rattles:
Seriously Biebs! @JustinBieber I'm getting death threats from your fans! This is unBeliebable!!!
The average age of a Bieber fan is like what, 6-months-old? 8-months-old tops? They can't kill Kim. It's almost impossible. If anything they will just slobber, piss and caca all over her. If that happens she should just record it with a camera, leak the tape to the internet and collect her check. Bitch knows the drill.