Hasselcrack Is Sowwy
On The View today, Elisabeth Hasselcrack said that she was immediately overcome with the sads shortly after she made a joke about Dancing with the Has-Beens' Erin Andrews during yesterday's show. Elisabeth, who basically only wore a bandanna on Survivor, joked that Erin's stalker/peeping tom could have saved himself some jail time if he would've just waited a few weeks to see her half-nude on DWTS.
Elisabeth regretted making that crack and she shuffled home with a sad face on. When Elisabeth got home she went into her room to spill her heart out to her Glenn Beck doll, but he was at the cleaners so she had to confide in her 9-month-old son. He's a good listener.
Unfortunately, he kept farting while Elisabeth was trying to talk, so she went off to cry into the ear of her 5-year-old daughter Grace. Elisabeth told Grace that she was weepy because she hurt Erin's feelings. Grace rolled her eyes and told Elisabeth to shut the hell up and call Erin to apologize if she regrets it so much. Elisabeth did just that and also offered up a public apology. The clip is above and it's kind of hilarious.
Erin didn't say whether or not she accepted Elisabeth's apology, but she did say this to People: “It was a slap in the face to victims of stalking and sexual predators. As a mother and a woman, I’m disappointed she went there.”
Since Erin feels that it was a slap in the face to victims everywhere, it's only fair that the victims get to slap Hasselcrack back. Line 'em up!
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At least she apologized a sincere apology, not one set up by her publicist.
And Erin Andrews needs to get over it (the crack, not the incident) Get tough and shut the hell up already. Only a classless bitch wouldn't accept a public apology.
Soultonic, I appreciate your comment.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 2:32pm.
The only thing worse than the thinly veiled 'she was asking for it' is the overt 'mommy/I have children' deflection.
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Yep. Everyone knows if you dress sexy you deserve whatever you get from the menfolk, right? Has Elisabitch joined the Taliban?
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Personally, I think Steven is just one of those natural crackheads. You know, those hos who act strung out, but aren't. They are primarily known as "Born-Again Christians."
what's up with Hasselcrack's root situation??
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I used to hate her but I've been watching the show for a few years and actually like her now. I'm liberal but sometimes she makes some good conservative points. She definitely can stand her ground. The joke she apologized for was actually a good one.
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I'm not a fan of this retard but the joke itself was solid.
Typical conservative attitude. I cannot stand the bitch but the show would be a bore without her.
Why do republican bitches always haul out
'the children' as a smokescreen?
I just love The View, lol. And who could forget the great Rosie/Elizabeth smackdown a few years ago? Classic shit!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xht0HcPryWA
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"Since Erin feels that it was a slap in the face to victims everywhere, it's only fair that the victims get to slap Hasselcrack back. Line 'em up!"
MK, these times are a changing. What was once left is right, what was once right is left.
It's kind of like that old song. :)
Hold on! You're getting older.
Submitted by mcnightmare on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 12:48am.
i would love to think something about this, but i can't.
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Same. It's a fuss about nothing. Or a thread about nothing I guess.
Well, hell, let's discuss an orange, that's more exciting! It has taste, texture AND color! ...and vitamin C!
i would love to think something about this, but i can't.
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"Yes, women can be awesome business people and bosses, but on the whole, I'd rather work for a man any day of the week.
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Cosign!"
Women bosses aren't more difficult because they're female, per se, but because some of them have had to work harder to get where they are, and even if they haven't, women are constantly fed this "oh, you have to work twice as hard as the guy" stuff, and so they are very strict with the rules. I've had cool female bosses, but they were the laid back types who worried about the jobs more than whether or not I was late a few times or missed a little something here or there. But then I've had others who were overly strict, and they were just insecure in their footing.
And when you say that other women are "emotionally taxing," you have to consider your own projections. Not to offend, but how can people be emotionally taxing if you yourself are working on detachment and objectivity in the workplace. If you're the boss, you can decide what you'll be moved by or not by separating yourself from the drama at hand. Your subordinates are all going to certain problems, and it's your job to pick and choose what to attach your emotions to. A lot of times when people say others have attitude, it's often a reflection of their own lack of detachment...not to insult anyone here, but projection is an amazing concept that's helped me a lot with diluting any potential drama and with having patience.
And another thing about male bosses-whether they're better or not depends on the environment at times. I work retail, so yeah, male boss-great. But in an office setting at a bigger company, I felt the male bosses would never let me advance. And they were more laid back because they expected less of the younger women. It was really frustrating. And then I also had two female bosses at the same company (I switched departments), and one wanted me to fail while the other was greatly supportive, and the latter was just a more secure, confident person.
well at least she's human. these "perfect" right wingers need a slap of reality once in a while.
I loathe these aggressive, nasty women who talk out of their asses & then cry as if they are the victims. A victim of her own ridiculousness. Barf!
Submitted by itsthebritneybitch on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 4:07pm.
She's pretty damn annoying, but freedom of speech?
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Better yet, how about decorum, empathy good judgement and intelligence? Maybe if more people in this country, in AND out of the public eye practiced this things BEFORE they actually opened their mouths, maybe we wouldn't have to worry about whether or not it's free?
"Intelligence of Speech" really should be added to the Constitution.
She is a dimwit and needs to just go away already.
This is all I hear when I see clips from that show...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhlzy1Tb58s
We hate Elizabeth.....the only way we got any relief watching The View was when she was knocked up or Rosie was kicking the shit out of her. Now Entertainment Tonight is doing a retrospective on her stupidity. Jane and I volunteered to be her escorts to hell.......LOVE, Blanche Hudson....
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
I thought her comment was funny and witty.
Submitted by azgirl on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 4:17pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 2:42pm.
Yes, women can be awesome business people and bosses, but on the whole, I'd rather work for a man any day of the week.
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Cosign!
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Being a bosswoman myself I hate to say it but me too. I much prefer working with men. It's way less emotionally taxing. And I'm cryer, nevermind, but I'd never cry to people who work for me. I only cry to people I work for. LOL!
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Hasselback...why don't you just go out and play hide and go fuck yourself! Stupid comment...ok she did apologize but it still shows you what a major asshat she is,
And the Emmy for best dramatic performance goes to.....
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She is same woman that tried to convice the View audience to vote for Kate Gosselin week after week. She's a fool.
"Note to Elizabeth Hasslebeck, keep your damn mouth shut and you won't have to apologize every day!" Dry those fake tears now, we all know you don't have a heart..
you're right, Jill started the queeb talk, but I still have no idea wtf it is really. My dog's anal glands have never leaked as far as I know.
Snowy, you should try out for the next season of SURVIVOR
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 2:42pm.
Yes, women can be awesome business people and bosses, but on the whole, I'd rather work for a man any day of the week.
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Cosign!
Cakey - there are far to many variations on the definition of queeb for me to be certain what EXACTLY it is you are doing ON MY LAWN!
*gets water hose*
Submitted by itsthebritneybitch on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 4:07pm.
She's pretty damn annoying, but freedom of speech?
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Freedom of speech is one of those terms that is tossed around a lot, but all that means is that the GOVERNMENT may not restrict an individual's freedom of speech. If her boss at ABC required her to apologize or else face some consequences, then that is perfectly legal and is in no way restricting her freedom of speech.
OMG MK you call yourself a SURVIVOR (tm) Fan?!?
LOL ITS NOT A BANDANA! ITS A BUFF DAMNIT!!!
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she needs to apologize for that apology. Could not watch that mess for long. Sometimes people say things trying to be funny and it doesn't work. What she said was insensitive, but I really think she places too much importance on it. I personally don't believe in being victimized. The truth is, she only "hurt" herself with her remark, and the whole bit about the "devotional" was self-serving. Idiots say idiotic things. I really think that too much value is placed on this woman's opinions and maybe they should just turn off her mic and let her nod her head and grin from now on.
*queebs HARD all over M.E.'s lawn*
She's pretty damn annoying, but freedom of speech?
GET OFF MY LAWN CAKEY!
America is too damn sensitive.
If you can't make fun of ruhtards and chicks who get peeped on/stalked, then who the fuck can you make fun of
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 2:42pm.
And I have to say that one thing I hate is when women start crying in a professional setting. I worked with a woman who pranced around waving the fact that she went to Cornell (yes, it's an IVY LEAGUE school thankyouverymuch) and got all bossy with her little clipboard. The moment something didn't go her way, she would cry and slam the door to her office. Yes, women can be awesome business people and bosses, but on the whole, I'd rather work for a man any day of the week.
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I agree 1000%. I'm kinda a guy's girl anyway. But, I hate the crying, whining, cattiness, sluttiness and emotional blackmail that goes on at work. Chicks like that make us all look bad. If you need to cry, go to the restroom, close the stall door, and don't come out until you pull your shit together. And stop trying to screw and backstab your way to the middle while you're at it!!!
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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Submitted by Johnathan C. Frank on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 3:27pm.
I was wondering when you would pop in here for your daily liberal bashing. Dude, find a new dead horse to beat. At least your imaginary stories about your nurse mommy supposedly treating a famous gay man dying of AIDS showed some imagination. (Also, if you are going to make shit up, at least do some research. Google "HIPAA" and then you'll know why your mommy could have never disclosed that to you or anyone else.)
Joy is the only one on there who seems to have half a brain. Lost all respect for Whoopi when she made those comments about Polanski and even before defended Chris Brown.
Joy must secretly laugh her ass off over those idiots.
Joy is a walking piece of shit.
Get over it, hypocrites...You guys are the same ones who'd be creaming their panties if a liberal made Elisabeth's comments. Talking about waaaa have some tolerance, waaaaaa you're all hating on her!
Oh, I forgot, liberals love to hate, when it's someone who thinks differently than them.
Submitted by super martian r... on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 2:27pm.
I don't know any of these bitches but after reading this story I wonder if anyone these days can take a joke. What a bunch of whiny over-emotional humans in the world today.
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you have a point, but in this case I don't think anyone would ever mistake that woman for a comedian.
and it wasn't even funny.
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...Hasslecrack should be crying and apologizing for her fashion line first...
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 2:42pm.
Submitted by fishsticksfan: "Erin Andrews is MILKING IT. Milking it! Having a stalker is the best thing that ever happened to her because otherwise nobody would give a fuck about her. Truth."
That IS the truth.
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Co-sign. If not for that dumb ass dude she'd still be yet another sports comentator asking scripted questions about college football.
That being said, Lizzie should have know better than to make a coment like that. But then she gets all high and mighty when anybody says anything other that praise about her.
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What a moron-she didn't "hurt Erin's feelings", she said a shitty thing that blamed the victim for her stalker's fuckery. A stalker who has been giving death threats.
Even worse, she called herself Mommy and brought up the devotional. BARF!
Fix your roots-corn growing out of cement.
Wait wait wait...has anyone else noticed hasselcrack's NIPPLES??
TAKE ANOTHER LOOK!!!
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If you have to preface a statement with "Not to be a total prude, but..." YOU ARE A TOTAL PRUDE.
Submitted by fishsticksfan: "Erin Andrews is MILKING IT. Milking it! Having a stalker is the best thing that ever happened to her because otherwise nobody would give a fuck about her. Truth."
That IS the truth.
And I have to say that one thing I hate is when women start crying in a professional setting. I worked with a woman who pranced around waving the fact that she went to Cornell (yes, it's an IVY LEAGUE school thankyouverymuch) and got all bossy with her little clipboard. The moment something didn't go her way, she would cry and slam the door to her office. Yes, women can be awesome business people and bosses, but on the whole, I'd rather work for a man any day of the week.
Joy was loving that. I think she was about to laugh her ass off in the beginning, because she backed out of the shot.
Few Words, you are breaking my ribs today, you fuckerrrrr! XoD
(Lubs ya.)
The crux of this situation is that anyone who watches The View needs his/her fat ass slowly roasted over the hot gases emanating from this righteous cunt's rot.
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The only thing worse than the thinly veiled 'she was asking for it' is the overt 'mommy/I have children' deflection.
I think the only reason she's crying is because she's never tried (tried) to apologize before.
note - she never apologizes properly and states that when I said 'x' I was wrong and shouldn't have said it...
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She was truly near next to naked on "Survivor" that's for sure! Skin and bones too!