Awkward Family Photos
Oh, Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart always hang out with their baby while not wearing tops. You know, Eric, Rebecca and Kari Ann Peniche lounge around with only their nipples on while baby is trying to climb the tripod to turn the camera OFF. So it's no surprise that they are all half-nekkid on the cover of UsWeekly. This was obviously a project with AFP.com.
The most offensive thing about this cover is McSteamy's black heart tattoo which looks like it belongs on a 13-year-old Goth girl's Emily the Strange folder. The other offensive thing is the choice of words. McSteamy does diapers? That mess sounds like the title of a NOT RIGHT scat porn. Even I'll pass.
In the issue, McSteamy and the Noxzema Girl talk all about how their baby daughter changed their lives. Noxzema Girl said, "We felt so blessed. The moment we've been waiting for finally came." McSteamy added, "It changes how you look at things and how you feel about things. I like to think of myself as an artist -- but now I'm working for my kid. Now I'm a father. I've got a lunch pail, I go to work and I come home and I make sure my kid is taken care of, and I make sure my wife is take care of. Childbirth is a miracle, and we've created this life."
Back to the cover, is it just me or is Baby Billie trying to push daddy away while thinking to herself, "DO NOT WANT." Yeah, probably. And what the hell is Noxzema Girl doing back there? WHERE IS HER OTHER HAND?!
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I hate it when moms tell me their kids have always slept through the night and weened themselves at 10 months.
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Oh no, my baby did just that.
And Hockey Fan, sorry, but I can't "get over" someone killing a child with their stupidity. Your dad had an accident he couldn't avoid, this bitch swerved around stopped traffic because she was in a hurry and on the phone and mowed down a fucking child. Fuck her.
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Personally, I think Steven is just one of those natural crackheads. You know, those hos who act strung out, but aren't. They are primarily known as "Born-Again Christians."
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 1:03pm.
I have to admit, I would hit McSteamy any day of the week. But wasn't there a rumour that she was addicted to the hard stuff? Like the proper hard stuff? And she gets to have a kid?
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Well, it certainly doesn't stop the ghetto trash from having a zillion kids and living on welfare. Or Octopussy. That bitch was on fucking speed when she was on The View. Or coke. Girl was wired to the shit!
And yes, I would SOOOO hit McSteamy.
Submitted by dementa on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 3:21am.
Submitted by Hockey fan on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 9:25pm.
And what about those of us who hated MJ? Are we allowed to rake it up?
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Sure, if they keep bringing it up every time there's a picture of Rebecca Gayheart. I personally know very little about her (I'm more a fan of her husband's, lol) but I just get sick of everyone bringing it up all the time. I also was appalled by MJ and his behaviors/crimes. I love the man's music, but he was a horrible human being. And what about Gary Clitter (the typo stays)? Everyone loves "Rock and Roll Part 2" but the man is convicted pedophile. Scum. So why not bring up every celebrity who's ever committed a crime?
Sorry, but I just get upset when every time she's mentioned, everyone jumps in with the "news" that she killed someone.
Submitted by Hockey fan on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 9:25pm.
And what about those of us who hated MJ? Are we allowed to rake it up?
Jebus Christmas, people, let it go!!! Brandy killed someone too in an accident. I'm sorry for the little boy and their family but what was Rebecca supposed to do, kill herself??? Let it fucking GO!
My dad hit and killed a drunk man stumbling out into traffic when he was in his 20s. It was not his fault,but he's now 80 and has had to live with that for sixty FUCKING YEARS. Would that be enough for you people?
And what about all of you still weeping over the death of Michael Jackson??? Um, wasn't he a PEDOPHILE who sexually abused little boys??? Yeah. But he was allowed (even encouraged!) to go on and lead his crazy-ass life, and his fans forgot about all that. The little boys didn't forget, I can assure you that.
So if you forgive MJ, forgive Rebecca and Brandy and MOVE THE FUCK ON.
Jebus Christmas, people, let it go!!! Brandy killed someone too in an accident. I'm sorry for the little boy and their family but what was Rebecca supposed to do, kill herself??? Let it fucking GO!
My dad hit and killed a drunk man stumbling out into traffic when he was in his 20s. It was not his fault,but he's now 80 and has had to live with that for sixty FUCKING YEARS. Would that be enough for you people?
And what about all of you still weeping over the death of Michael Jackson??? Um, wasn't he a PEDOPHILE who sexually abused little boys??? Yeah. But he was allowed (even encouraged!) to go on and lead his crazy-ass life, and his fans forgot about all that. The little boys didn't forget, I can assure you that.
So if you forgive MJ, forgive Rebecca and Brandy and MOVE THE FUCK ON.
I'm probably in the minority, but I could not find this man any less attractive.
Madame ex but of course
and yes Gayheart killed a kid and walked
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Hope the kid never crosses the street....
@ SNOWY, are you still watching all the Housewives?
Did you see last weeks NY one and Monday's NJ one?? (If you are still watching)
Submitted by Banayna on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 1:07pm.
Hey Rebecca what about the 9 year old miracle you sent to his grave while you were chatting on your cell phone?? Dumb bitch she got off without a slap on the wrist and she's a murderer.
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OHHHHHH SHIT, I didnt know this, where've I been under a damn rock, wowzers, I know about Brandy, but I didnt know about Rebecca...hmmmm money gets ya alot of things. With all the money Weezy/Lil Wayne has, why didn't he get off, hes rich as fuck, with all his money, his lawyers couldnt buy him probation???
Very, very interesting. Thanks for sharing that cause Ive never heard it before....So her and Brandy, no time, no fine, no nothing?!!!
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I'll take SteppinOut. I've gotta be a major improvement from the haggy bitches they have on the cover. God. the last one was one of the old sluts from Real Housewives from Jersey.
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Sorry, my English is not very good looking." Celia Cruz
Billie's a cute name for a girl.
Submitted by angel_i: "PS. I think some of those moms that gloat are just proud. It's not like they're tryna bring anyone down but when they do that shit it's HARD! They want some acknowledgment for that. Sometimes. And why the fuck not? It IS hard."
Oh, angel_i, why'd you go and take the steam out of my self-righteousness with your kindness and logic? Shucks!
I could understand the birth of their baby being mentioned in a small blurb in the rags, but the COVER??? Who the fuck cares about these two meth faced assholes? He seems like a perverted freak, and didn't she kill a little boy because she was texting while driving??? They're both losers.
weird pic, and I forgot she killed someone with her car just like that self-entitled bitch Brandy and got off with nary a slap on the hand. I guess it is o.k. to kill people while driving if you are famous and a celebutard. It looks like he birfed the baby in this pic...weird...
You mean they don't being Kari Ann Peniche home anymore for threesomes?? Awwwwwww.
Does anyone else notice that that kid killing trick is starring at the husband and not the baby? I think she had the kid to please him. Didn't she say she didn't want kids? He probably would have dumped her ass and then she'd be fucked cause she has no career. Who would take her picture then?!?!
Puke.
Billie is definitely pushing herself away from these self-centered motherfuckers. She put an ad on Craigslist looking for a responsible pack of wolves to take her in. They'll do a much better job than her "artist" daddy and manslaughtering mommy.
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"Thank you for a memorable afternoon. Usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature."
~~Hobson, in Arthur
Y'know, here's the thing. Every time I see this woman, I get angry and think, what a fucking waste of pretty. If I had that face and that body, I'd be fucking president right now (or at least fucking a president, one or the other). But I would have MADE something of myself. Seriously, I may never go down in history as the greatest person to hit this planet since Jeebus, but at least I'll die with a modicum more dignity than the gorgeous Noxzema girl who made some cheap half-assed sex tape with McSteamy and Whats-her-name. That little baby would do better in foster care than to be raised by those two nitwits.
Every day a little bit closer to Idiocracy, I swear.
"Pregnant Women Are Smug"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJRzBpFjJS8
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If you have to preface a statement with "Not to be a total prude, but..." YOU ARE A TOTAL PRUDE.
Eric is looking less hot which means that Eric might be a fish-loving nonhomosexual.
Discuss!
I wonder what's on his lunch box? Thundercats or turtles???
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Drop in a bucket, motherfuck it.
So this guy is on a tv show. And this lady does commercials. Okay, big whooptie doo.
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Soup's on boys...
Look, I know that everyone who has a kid thinks their kid is a "miracle" and all, but sometimes when I hear people yammer on like this my eyes just start to roll upwards..."Childbirth is a miracle, and we've created this life." Congratulations for breeding. That's real special. Now STFU
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If you have to preface a statement with "Not to be a total prude, but..." YOU ARE A TOTAL PRUDE.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 11:27am.
TEAM JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN PROCREATE DOESN'T MAKE YOU A FUCKING GREEK GOD!
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Hey Rebecca what about the 9 year old miracle you sent to his grave while you were chatting on your cell phone?? Dumb bitch she got off without a slap on the wrist and she's a murderer.
I have to admit, I would hit McSteamy any day of the week. But wasn't there a rumour that she was addicted to the hard stuff? Like the proper hard stuff? And she gets to have a kid? And of course the fact she took a life anyway? Man she must be amazing in the sack for him to stay with her.
Babies being "their little miracle" is the sister of "being over the moon".
I have no clue who those people are.
It's pretty damn obvious they had the baby to DISTRACT from that embarrassingly lame sex tape. Dane wasn't going to risk losing his cushy job on a popular TV show.
Tape was leaked Aug 2009, baby was conceived in Sept 2009, resulting in a quickie announcement. Not entirely smart, as you're suppose to wait until after the first trimester - 3 months - before announcing.
All this talk about "the miracle" baby is utter and total bullshit.
That tattoo looks like that bird I shot, falling out of the tree. Thunk.
I hate myself for wanting him.
The only thing McSteamy in this picture is the load in the baby's diaper.
Totally awkward. The noxema girl looks stoned out of her tree.
So the Noxzema bitch gets to kill someone else's child with her suv and escape punishment and yet is still allowed to have a baby?! Fuck that shit.
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"This is America Liz, none of us belong here."
Oh these attention whores are funny, I'm sure they procreated to stay in the limelight, they have nothing else unless another sex tape comes out.
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"fuck you" is the new "thank you"
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 12:23pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 12:21pm.
And don't get me started on potty-training!
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 12:21pm.
And don't get me started on potty-training!
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I'm not a coke addict - I just like the way it smells.
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take Rebecca and the baby out the picture and it'd be great!
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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 12:20pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 12:18pm.
@Dog: Yeah, those of you that COULD switch to disposables. I hate it when moms tell me their kids have always slept through the night and weened themselves at 10 months.
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Mine slept through pretty early on but before they did, it was HELLZAPOPPIN!
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Mine was the worst. She slept through the night for the first 8 months and then never slept again until she was 4! UGH! She tricked me!
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PS. I think some of those moms that gloat are just proud. It's not like they're tryna bring anyone down but when they do that shit it's HARD! They want some acknowledgment for that. Sometimes. And why the fuck not? It IS hard.
♥ Threadkilla!
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 12:18pm.
@Dog: Yeah, those of you that COULD switch to disposables. I hate it when moms tell me their kids have always slept through the night and weened themselves at 10 months.
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Mine slept through pretty early on but before they did, it was HELLZAPOPPIN!
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I'm not a coke addict - I just like the way it smells.
http://www.modestneeds.org/
@Dog: Yeah, those of you that COULD switch to disposables. I hate it when moms tell me their kids have always slept through the night and weened themselves at 10 months.
♥ Threadkilla!
BRING BACK THE BOOT MOVES!~:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Boot%20Moves
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fv3AvJtWuUA
"I like to think of myself as an artist."
Bitch, please! Not even if Van Gogh magically crawled out of your anus. I think of you as a mega-douche. You and your vehicular child-slaughtering wife.
Submitted by TexnDoc: "Doesn't Halle use toilet paper?"
I haven't laughed so hard in WEEKS! Oh my god, that killed.
Since Halle's Split (is Getting) Nasty,
I wanna know what curdled product is oozing out of there now.
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Submitted by elmo533 on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 12:05pm.
I hate when cunty moms try and brow beat other moms or talk to them like their failures; i.e. "I only use cloth diapers"..."I breast fed until he was 2"..."We eat only organic food"..."I would never use that kind of bottle"... STFU!
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Usually the really insufferable ones are the first-time mothers. HA! I remember my sister was pregnant with her first and she said how she was only going to use cloth diapers. I just smiled. I think a lot of us said that but the reality made us switch to disposables. She'll learn.
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I'm not a coke addict - I just like the way it smells.
http://www.modestneeds.org/
Jesus fuck! I thought that was Angelina....so I didn't even look at the guy you know? Then I noticed that behbeh was new and THEN the guy. Then I realized - I haven't a clue who these people are. That photo is awkward and stupid and boring and ugly!
♥ Threadkilla!
BRING BACK THE BOOT MOVES!~:
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