Jennifer Aniston Eats Like A Baby
If you happen to see Jennifer Aniston at the grocery store filling her shopping cart with jars of baby food, there's no need to tap her on the shoulder to tell her that feeding that stuff to her Baby Alive could break it. No, Jennifer is buying the baby food for herself! That's because she's apparently on something called The Baby Food Cleanse. Jennifer Aniston is turning "making it easy" into an art form.
OK! Magazine says that Jennifer Aniston hired GOOPY's partner in assholery, Tracy Anderson, to help her "shift" a few pounds before she started shooting her latest movie in Hawaii. Tracy immediately put Jennifer on The Baby Food Cleanse, which involves eating 14 portions of pureed food a day followed by a healthy dinner. Basically, you eat fruit barf all day so that your butt can barf all night.
A source, "Tracy is all about 'clean eating', which means no oils, spices or salt. With 'baby eating', the food is easily processed by the body. Tracy believes efficient digestion equals quick weight loss. But this is a temporary diet for shifting a few pounds quickly, before going back to a normal, healthy eating plan."
No, that's not weird at all. It also isn't weird that Jennifer Aniston puts on a bib and bonnet and forces her assistant to spoon feed her in a giant high chair. And it's the opposite of weird that Jennifer insists on sleeping in a crib and asks her driver to push her around in a stroller. If Jennifer keeps that shit up, St. Angie Jo is going to adopt her ass! Hey, if you can't beat them (the holy child army), join them!
Here's Baby Jen with Nicole Kidman on the set of that movie in Hawaii yesterday.
• 
input this URL:
( http://www.shoes2.us/ )
you can find many cheap and fashion stuff
(jor dan shoes)
(NBA NFL NHL MLB jersey)
( lv handbag)
(cha nel wallet)
(D&G sunglasses)
(ed har dy jacket)
(UGG boot)
WE ACCEPT PYAPAL PAYMENT AND CREDIT CARD
YOU MUST NOT MISS IT!!!
that "clean eating" shit is way too crazy for me. People talk about how wonderful it is - oh I'm sure it is when you're eating nothing but bland puree. Mmm yum. *yak*
Wow, Nicole Kidman looks ravishing these days, sooo happy. I want what she's having!!
back on topic: Food without spice? WTF?
Submitted by joanne on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 1:23pm.
These Hollyweird 'stars' make way too much money.
***
WORD!
Isn't that trainer some sort of scammer person?
*googles trainer*
Hollywood ppl are so dumb.
Actually, she's done quite well for a plain, HUGE chinned girl with a permanent afghan hound 'do, and who can't act to save her own precious life.....
How utterly neurotic, and how very irrelevant she is!..AND how she pampers herself!! There are people actually starving to death, in the world. Why doesn't she provide them all with a multi-thousand dollar hair-do each? - THAT'LL make them all feel better!!....
having her publicist release this story: what a pathetically desperate cry for attention from a love-starved, middle-aged woman!
Submitted by sonah22 on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 7:07pm.
How much weight does she need to lose??? Where were these pounds before they were "shifted"?
Fucking idiots.
====
I don't know why but you made me laugh really hard.
*************
Don't hate me cause I'm DLeautiful
How much weight does she need to lose??? Where were these pounds before they were "shifted"?
Fucking idiots.
She looks fine. She does not need to lose more weight.
...Someone needs to alert Sandra Lee about this baby food diet...she could do a whole show on it with her sitting in a foo-foo pink tablescaped highchair eating babyfood FROM THE STORE and getting shitfaced drunk on white lightning that she makes out back in the shed...70% store bought - 30% homeade!....
"no oils or spices"
Tracy sounds like a quack. Lots of literature on how important healthy oils/fats (olive oil, nuts, avocados, flax) are for the body. And spices? What the hell is wrong with spices?
These Hollyweird 'stars' make way too much money.
Baby food diet? Really? Why don't you start a cat can food diet
I mean its all from same factory but different labels
SMH
<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>
Where art tho Mr Big!
This diet sounds disgusting.I mean, I can see a diet that restricts oils/salt/spices for health reasons, but to exclude those items just to lose weight is pretty neurotic.
And isn't it bad for your teeth/gums to eat only pureed stuff?
Also, why wouldn't you just buy whole fruits/vegetables and eat them raw or cook them without additives? Why do you have to eat them in pureed form? (I mean, you're pureeing them in your mouth when you eat them anyways. It shouldn't make any difference as to how you digest it.)
Every time I see a picture of Jennifer Aniston she is hugging or touching someone. What's up with that? Is she that desperate for human contact??
Um....how many skinny babies have you seen? What makes someone believe this would help with weight loss?
LOL
actors have way too much money for really no good reason (i know a random comment)
_______________________________________________
Dale Doback: Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!
double post :)
_______________________________________________
Dale Doback: Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!
I remember years ago Matthew Perry did a talk show interview (around when Friends started) joking about the "lack of food" Jennifer and Courtney seemed to not eat while on set. He described how the set used to stock up on healthy things like fruit and bagels, but he would see Jen obsessively "scooping out" the bagel, only eating the outer husk.
I'm sure she wasn't pleased with that, and secretly started feeding him Vicodin in his cream cheese bagels (resulting in him getting super bloated and chemically addicted.)
I'm no Jeniloonie, but I think she's pretty when she smiles.
*runs out of thread*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Life's a jest, and all things show it/I thought so once, but now I know it.
Submitted by Erika_Leigh on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 11:10am.
that is the fucking STUPIDEST thing i have EVER heard. it would be fucking healthier AND cheaper, not that she would care about the cheap part, to just buy the goddamn vegetables and puree them yourself. baby food DOES have shit added to it morons. the only way to get it without shit added is to just mash the veggies yourself. GOD celebrities are such idiots. i am goint to market the eat your own feces diet and make a million off those aholes
-------------------------------------------
I couldn't have said it better myself. Why on earth would you eat baby food? It's mashed 'cause rugrats don't have teeth. Instead of eating mashed bananas from the jar, why not eat a fucking banana like a normal person? God gave you teeth to mash the damn thing, and you may actually burn a calorie or two when you're digesting it in your stomach--a stomach made to mush food even further. If you MUST mash it, do it yourself. This is really the pinnacle of douchebaggery.
On a new note, the feces diet would certainly get the system going, wouldn't it.
Submitted by HellaciousB on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 11:18am.
The DP must be having a hell of a time trying to light both of them in the same scene.
HA! Brilliant observation... I guess it's going to need a lot of post processing.
___________________________________________
"fuck you" is the new "thank you"
What is this woman going to do when her beauty fades?
She will crack up and be insufferable.
If she spent half the time on her soul - she'd be married with a family by now - but no, she's a shallow, vapid cow who's only self worth comes from what see see's in the mirror.
Ah, Hollywood. Losers getting paid millions to play pretend on camera. Impress us more.
ADAM SANDLER!!!!! aaaaaaaahahahahahahahahhahaa Adam Sandler is behind Frost Bit Kidman in thumb 2!!! love that guy!!
_____________________________________________
"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
Hmmmm:
1. baby food dieting works? I'll have to try it :)
2. She looks great, so I'll definitely try it
3. When are these barren lonely Jennifer jokes going to quit being made. Its beyond predictable and boring
Um..the baby food diet is not new. We used to do that in highschool- those of us who weren't starving or vomiting, that is.
♥ Threadkilla!
BRING BACK THE BOOT MOVES!~:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Boot%20Moves
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fv3AvJtWuUA
Gawd, but Nicole Kidman's skin is amazing. I'm a ginger, but my skin is the color of a dead baby. Also, I don't have a soul.
_________________________________
I like boring things.
Jennifer looks fine. She doesn't need to lose weight or "shift" anything.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Well I hope she doesn't develop an iodine deficiency from no salt and get a big ole goiter right on her neck. That'd suck for her.
Nicole Kidman looks nice, that alabaster pale skin is gorgeous. Jennifer needs to learn from Nicole and stay away from the sun, she looks brown & crispy.
Submitted by Few Words on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 11:07am.
"NOTHING A TRIP TO TACO HELL
CANT TAKE CARE OF
COLON BLOW OUTS ROCK!"
_______________________
LMAO! Indeedie, FW. Gotta love those blow-outs. KFC gives me monumental ones as well, which is why I consume that shit almost daily.
<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>
"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus
jennifer needs to realize that it is NOT 1995 anymore and she needs to fucking disappear and take her cargo pants capris with her...
Submitted by Statler and Waldorf on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 11:20am.
Since when are spices bad for you?
_____________________________________________
Too many hot spices can irritate your digestive system. *shrugs* But the right amount can help you feel full on smaller portions, so who knows.
Since when are spices bad for you?
I think Tracy Anderson is bonkers.
PS...and baby food is full of crap unless you can find something organic. I say the best way to lose a few pounds is to get some thetans off your back by gulping barley water.
The DP must be having a hell of a time trying to light both of them in the same scene.
Submitted by Meeshie on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 11:01am.
I never watched "Friends" in my life but decided to watch an episode this weekend since nothing else was on. Terrible acting, awful laugh-track and it just wasn't funny. At all. Why was this show (and Aniston who overacts) so popular?
-----------------------------------------------
Never figured it out myself. Literally the most unfunny shit ever.
Baby food makes you constipated though
that is the fucking STUPIDEST thing i have EVER heard. it would be fucking healthier AND cheaper, not that she would care about the cheap part, to just buy the goddamn vegetables and puree them yourself. baby food DOES have shit added to it morons. the only way to get it without shit added is to just mash the veggies yourself. GOD celebrities are such idiots. i am goint to market the eat your own feces diet and make a million off those aholes
NOTHING A TRIP TO TACO HELL
CANT TAKE CARE OF
COLON BLOW OUTS ROCK!
Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 11:01am.
"Tracy is all about 'clean eating', which means no oils, spices or salt. With 'baby eating', the food is easily processed by the body."
WRONG.
The body needs certain oils and fats in order to digest and to absorb vitamins.
A diet without any oils is very unhealthy and causes constipation.
☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺
WANNA MEET MY MOM HERE SHE IS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9HJSolyhpg&feature=related
Baby food, like baby formula, is an industry product. Babies have survived for thousands of years without either. The worst insult to human intelligence I have seen was distilled water formulated for babies. Water, H2O, for babies?? How fucking stupid are people?
*rereads post*
Oh, I see.
I never watched "Friends" in my life but decided to watch an episode this weekend since nothing else was on. Terrible acting, awful laugh-track and it just wasn't funny. At all. Why was this show (and Aniston who overacts) so popular?
"Tracy is all about 'clean eating', which means no oils, spices or salt. With 'baby eating', the food is easily processed by the body."
WRONG.
The body needs certain oils and fats in order to digest and to absorb vitamins.
A diet without any oils is very unhealthy and causes constipation.
"Clean eating" is NOT removing oils, spices and salt from the diet. It's eating highly nutritious food; nothing processed, low fat, lean meats, lots of fruits and vegetables. I've said it before and I'll say it again Tracey Anderson is a hack and this is, and that baby food diet BS, is just more proof. If you want to truly eat clean to lose weight, pick up "Clean Eating" magazine (No, I don't work for them) and educate yourself.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 10:27am.
"Tracy is all about 'clean eating', which means no oils, spices or salt."
Tracy is a dumb fuck.
====
Suckandfuck is a prophet.
*puts on robe and becomes a disciple*
Love the look on that woman's face in the 5th thumb. She looks like Aniston's bunghole feels.
Ridiculous.
God Kidman is awful to look at.
I'm sick of these skinny bitches going on and on about dieting. She needs to stfu.
That blonde behind Jen is so pretty!!! :D