Wednesday, May 5th 2010
Betty White Meets A Crazy Bitch
Remember when international treasure and animal activist Betty White called Sarah Palin a "crazy bitch" on Craig Ferguson a couple of years ago? Well, Betty White and Sarah Palin came face-to-boobs at Time's Most Influential People Gala in NYC last night. They laughed about how they both made their outfits from bedspreads bought at a bordello fire sale. Then they laughed some more about how Sarah mistakenly shot Betty's dog in the leg in Central Park earlier in the day. The laughs!
You know, I'm sure Betty didn't even know who she was talking to. Betty was probably crunked as all fuck from doing Metamucil and Henny shots in the limo. Smoking that fat blunt laced with Geritol didn't help either.
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Submitted by Cara on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 2:24pm.
Hey Sarah, how's that "drill, baby, drill" thing workin' out for ya? You betcha!
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Cara, Cara, Cara ....you sadden me with this overused parrot talk. Snippets which are usually babbled incessantly and incoherently by the lowest common denominator of wannabe Progressives .
Sarah's "drill, baby drill thing" isn't working out quite as well as Obama's plan, which was announced last month. Obama's plan is to allow drilling along the Atlantic coastline, the eastern Gulf of Mexico and the north coast of Alaska. Obama's plan will also end a longstanding moratorium on exploration from the northern tip of Delaware to the central coast of Florida, covering 167 million acres of ocean. There's more, but I won't bore you with the details as I'm sure your brain is at maximum overload with the tidbit I fed you.
Cara, it's best to keep silent when you don't know what you're talking about. You're making progressives look more and more like complete idiots. I'll put it in terms that even your small, undeveloped mind can comprehend: STFU. You're not helping the Progressive cause.
Submitted by Miss Malevolent on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 11:40am.
"Why does the media continue to fawn over Palin and give her so much coverage? She's a fucking joke. Also, why does she drag her young kids to these events then bleat about the media invading their privacy?"
I think you are confused over what the world fawning means.
The media HATES Palin. I have not seen one kind word about that chick. (Not that I care, but I'm not going to be a liar and say she's a media darling when she isn't.)
As to the other, she trots out her children just like every other politician including the worthless ass Obamas...using their kids to talk about childhood obesity, bad homework skills, some lie about an emergency room visit to prop up that lie of a health care bill.
But no outrage about that eh? Just Palin and what a shit ass mother she is?
Given the state of our country, I think she's pretty far down the list for shit ass parenting skills.
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If the media hates Palin then why is she is millionaire with gigs on FAUX news, book deals and why does CNN report her every word like she matters?
Also, she is NOT a politician. She is not in office anymore.
As far comparing her kids to the Obama kids, I hardly see the Obama kids whereas I she trots these kids out a regular basis which is all the more puzzling when you consider she isn't in office anymore.
And yeah, Palin truly is a WONDERFUL parent and really embodies family values given that her 17 year old daughter got knocked up before she finished high school and she & her harebrained hubby actually let DD's bf live with them.
Best Betty White is when she was the voice for Petetopia erotic stories on Family Guy.
Betty's voice is hot.
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Sorry, my English is not very good looking." Celia Cruz
Hey Sarah, how's that "drill, baby, drill" thing workin' out for ya? You betcha!
My favorite Palin looks bored out of her 8-year-old gourd. Piper never disappoints.
Thumbnail 2...the old guy looking down at Sarah's Ass and smiling...how did MK miss that?
Odd that Sarah Palin will tote her disabled child out at book signing events...like he's bullet protection...but at fancy parties...he's not good enough. I guess giving the impression that she's a good mother only needs to happen for the dull masses. When she's with this crowd, she wants to show off (what she thinks) is her neato clothing and having a disabled child on her hip would wrinkle her outfit.
Later that night Sarah wrote, "Dear Diary: My political education continues. Today I met Golda Meir!"
First its a picture of her kissing a grandbaby dater and now this. I hope she's senile and someone stops her from disgracing herself more.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 12:33pm.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 12:32pm.
ENOUGH OF BETTY FUCKIN' WHITE!
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OMG. We agree.
*dies*
OMG YES! SUDDENLY every single fuck cant shut up about how frikking awesome betty white is.
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"We're all in the gutter, but atleast some of us are looking up at the stars..."
look at what dumb shit Hasselcrack is spewing now!?
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/05/05/2010-05-05_elisabeth_hassel...
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►I hate you, Darlton. I hate your freaking sadistic guts◄
Betty run away from that inbred moron!
Betty White seems different these days...I can't put my finger on it, but she looks evil somehow. I used to think of her as this sweet cuddly lady who loved animals. Now she's feeling up on Sarah palin?! Ugh!
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 12:33pm.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 12:32pm.
ENOUGH OF BETTY FUCKIN' WHITE!
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OMG. We agree.
*dies*
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LOL. Am I a bad person for agreeing with you too? I don't wish anything bad upon her but she's getting overexposed. Blame it on the media.
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/04/30/2010-04-30_golden_girl_bett...
It's funny that she's aware of this.
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"fuck you" is the new "thank you"
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 12:32pm.
ENOUGH OF BETTY FUCKIN' WHITE!
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OMG. We agree.
*dies*
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ENOUGH OF BETTY FUCKIN' WHITE!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 10:19am.
mcnightmare, don't argue with ZiggyStardust. You will just get frustrated. Her mind doesn't work like the rest of ours.
Stoney, ever the mouth breathing jackass.
Die, you ignorant cunt. You are a phony, uneducated narrow-minded numbskull and your flip-flop clad kid looks miserable. Gobble of a bowl of dicks.
*tazes miss malevolent*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Todd Palin is hot. Wow.
Isn't Sarah late for that Van Halen video re-shoot?
Nailin' Palin? I'll pass.
I don't care who you are. Sarah Palin is smokin hot.
And Betty White, for her age, ain't so bad, either.
"Why does the media continue to fawn over Palin and give her so much coverage? She's a fucking joke. Also, why does she drag her young kids to these events then bleat about the media invading their privacy?"
I think you are confused over what the world fawning means.
The media HATES Palin. I have not seen one kind word about that chick. (Not that I care, but I'm not going to be a liar and say she's a media darling when she isn't.)
As to the other, she trots out her children just like every other politician including the worthless ass Obamas...using their kids to talk about childhood obesity, bad homework skills, some lie about an emergency room visit to prop up that lie of a health care bill.
But no outrage about that eh? Just Palin and what a shit ass mother she is?
Given the state of our country, I think she's pretty far down the list for shit ass parenting skills.
I love the fact that Sarah Palin can whip some of you into a incoherent hate frenzy.
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"You, sir, have the charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk."
Submitted by Few Words on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 8:39am.
TAG, GAG & BAG
THAT BIBLE THUMPING
BACKWATER IGLOO HILLBILLY
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ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
Backwater igloo hillbilly ha ha ha ha ha!
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Life's a jest, and all things show it/I thought so once, but now I know it.
Why does the media continue to fawn over Palin and give her so much coverage? She's a fucking joke. Also, why does she drag her young kids to these events then bleat about the media invading their privacy?
You want her to be dumb Rose, but in real life she is an excellent comedian!!!!!! She used to be on password or sum shit and she was a riot!!!! Who isn't a bitch?
She is like an underappreciated Lucy!
Why can't you let Betty be great?
The Sexuation
Submitted by WinnieT on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 8:45am.
"As far as I am concerned, Obama could spend the whole day buck-naked jerking off at the front of The White House for all to see and I'd still prefer him as a human being than Sarah Palin."
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*high Fives* Fuck Sarah Palin her house that overviews Russia, her "nu-cue-o-lar" pronunciation, and fuck her death panels! Matt Damon said it best shes like a Disney movie gone bad.
Betty how could you? =[
You people are losing the love cause you're too young to remember Betty as Sue Ann Niven!!!!! Which is your loss, really.
The Sexuation
Betty thought she was talking to Tina Fey...
"Stop trying to make FETCH, er, Batty White HAPPEN!"
I know I'll get flamed for this and that's fine. But I'm fucking over this Betty White Mania. She looks like she has a mean streak and I don;t find her charming at all. Dorothy was the cool one anyway! But yeah.. this whole will Betty host SNL, etc etc. Who gives a flying fuck. As for old ladies Cloris Leachman is funnier.
Submitted by Anonymous101 on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 8:31am.
Why still all the hate for Palin?? Like Hobama turned out to be such a good idea.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
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I can see November from my house!
Please, MK, print something worthwhile - like a nude photo of Todd Palin!!!!!
LMAO at "They laughed about how they both made their outfits from bedspreads bought at a bordello fire sale."
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"You, sir, have the charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk."
I had no idea Time included a category for Most Influential Among White People Who Are Afraid to Leave The House Since President Obama's Inauguration
Submitted by parkerj on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 9:10am.
She was one of the most visible cheerleaders of "Drill, baby, Drill!"
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That's how she ended up with half a Duggar army
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
OMG!! But what does Tila have to say about this???
Submitted by Anonymous101 on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 8:31am.
She was one of the most visible cheerleaders of "Drill, baby, Drill!" while even to this day, oil still washes up on Alaska's shores from the the Exxon Valdez spill over 20 years.
I wonder if Betty is a natural blond.
LMAO ESE!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
Where is the photo of when Betty kicked that bitch Palin in the throat?
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 8:55am.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 8:45am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 8:35am.
Being the sick bastard that I am, I really wanna see Palin in the raw....
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your choices in women are never anything but astounding... i'm sure if you put a hefty donation into her campaign fund you would be able to fuck her while clubbing an endangered species...
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sign me up.......
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fuck you, i thought of it first!LOL!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
I usually hate Sarah Palin's taste in clothing but I like what she's wearing here. She's a very good looking lady...too bad she makes herself a person people love to hate. I think her popularity factor could be through the roof if she wasn't such a stiff with such hard line views.
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Let me introduce myself: I'm a misanthropic jerk with no friends and even my enemies are embarrassed they know me. I live in a vacuum of booze, cigarettes, fast food, celebrity and junk culture.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 8:45am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 8:35am.
Being the sick bastard that I am, I really wanna see Palin in the raw....
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your choices in women are never anything but astounding... i'm sure if you put a hefty donation into her campaign fund you would be able to fuck her while clubbing an endangered species...
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sign me up.......
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
Submitted by DonkeyPunched on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 8:42am.
"I'll prob get stoned for this but... I'm getting sick of all this "Betty White" cumfest."
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Let's get stoned together - LOL!
I don't get the Betty White idolatry, either.
All I see is yellow teeth in a bleached skull on a desert with the wind howling and a gentle dusting of White Shoulders whorling in the air...
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JACK HAT
we can take turns on the palin train
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spread eagle palin
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Submitted by WinnieT on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 8:45am.
As far as I am concerned, Obama could spend the whole day buck-naked jerking off at the front of The White House for all to see and I'd still prefer him as a human being than Sarah Palin
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and, yet... he would be sued for stealing the idea for my documentary... "Jerking for Freedom"... it's a hard hitting political commentary
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 8:46am.
All of the Girls were monsters during and after the show. No soft lighting and make up does to you.
Submitted by DonkeyPunched on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 8:42am.
I'll prob get stoned for this but... I'm getting sick of all this "Betty White" cumfest. Back in the day, it was known that Betty was a stone cold cunt and that her and Bea Arthur hated each other. My money was always on Bea.
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Bea was a raspy monster! DORK SIDED!! You ever see what she looked like after Golden Girls? Bags under her eyes that drooped down to her knees. She looked like Herman Munster!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.