Woe Is Jenna Jameson, Part II
When it rains it pours for Jenna Jameson. Specifically, it rained baby barf all over her last night. Just a few days after Jenna Jameson's husband Baby Huey got arrested for allegedly getting violent on her ass, she was taken to the hospital via ambulance after one of her twin sons started spewing the insides of his stomach all over the place. You would think that Jenna is used to being sprayed...Okay, I'll stop!
Jenna tells TMZ that her son Journey started projectile vomiting at 11 at night. Jenna was home by herself, so she decided to call 911. The paramedics shuffled Jenna and her son off to the hospital, where Journey was given fluids before going home a couple of hours later. The doctors told Jenna her son probably has the stomach flu.
Hm. While the doctors think her son's vom party was a direct result of him having the flu, I think it was the exact moment he realized his name is fucking JOURNEY. Dude just couldn't hold on to that feeling.
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I want to know when she's going to stop messing with her face. She's only thirty something. Funny she never got her ears done.
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
1. the kid is fugly and looks like his dad is asian.
2. journey is a terrible name
I actually like the name Journey. I had my kid at McD's playland last week and there was a girl named Whisper, another girl named Serenity, and a boy named Ransom. I have never heard Ransom used as a name before.
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Who takes their kid to the ER for pink eye!
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I realize that you didn't use a question mark so maybe you don't want an answer, but I believe that would be people without health insurance.
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Personally, I think Steven is just one of those natural crackheads. You know, those hos who act strung out, but aren't. They are primarily known as "Born-Again Christians."
911 for the flu? Really?
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Personally, I think Steven is just one of those natural crackheads. You know, those hos who act strung out, but aren't. They are primarily known as "Born-Again Christians."
His middle and high school years will be ROUGH, everyone knowing your mom is a porn star?! good luck with that
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Her ears are weird, wtf?
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People use the ER for the stupidest reasons. My son was in the ER for a seizure, and the dip shits in the curtain next to us were there with their kid for pink eye.
Who takes their kid to the ER for pink eye!
Who the hell calls 911 when their kid pukes? I guess the nanny was off for the night and she didn't know what to do. Dumb bitch.
And the wheel in the sky keeps on turnin'.
Next.
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
Wow, that is one trailer trash face she has there! Girl is not attractive san fards. Doesn't even look like the Jenna we usually see but dangnabbit if she doesn't look higher than a kite on them there hillbilly heroin pills she likes. I hope the kid does have the flu and didn't pop into his mouth an oxycontin he found on the floor...floor score! Not good for kids.
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Her sons are fucking cute though.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 11:00am.
Hey Journey, when the lights go down in the city so does your mom!
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The writer of the above deserves some kind of prestigious award.
Or at the very least, unlimited bjs for life.
Brilliant! LOLOL!!!
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LOL...I was JUST gearing up to write, "kid is vomiting because his name is fucking JOURNEY!," when I got to the last paragraph,
and as usual, MK, YOU HAD IT COVERED!!!!!
PS -- He'll be fine, Jenna. Don't stop believin'.
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I was curious, so I had to look it up. Her kids are named Jesse Jameson and Journey Jett. Yep.
"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."
cute kid...poor choice of mommy though...
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Wonder what mix Tito is, cause I gotta give props to the boys, they are adorable.
But enough w/Jenna!!! MK why are you wasting bandwidth on this old hoe?? Who gives a fuck??
Quick... everybody spaz out.
This kid looks part Asian and/or black. This is Tito's kid?
I think that she doesn't really deal with her kids on a daily basis, they have a nanny. So this was probably the first time she had to deal with one of them being sick and she couldn't handle it.
Or she is to stupid to know what the stomach flu is.
So probably Huey was the one who would take care of the kids when they got sick? That kid is going to change his name as soon as he gets of age.
My 8 month old pukes all the time I have to feed him a bottle with a pail next to me. It's projectile vomiting from him being a preemie (9 weeks early). Jenna needs to get her shit together. All she really had to do was to go get some pedialite for the kid.
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Holy shit...her kid puked??? Fuck me, call the authorities....fucking moron.
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How and why is she the most famous porn star and Belladonna (who can deep-throat ten inches of dick) isn't? Jenna isn't even a looker. Plain Jane.
Absolute retard!!!
Poor kid. . .He has Jenna Jameson as his mom and that name.
Also, WTF did she get all that surgery? She use to be pretty.
All that plastic surgery and she didn't get those elfin magic ears pinned? I did not co-sign this poor decision.
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Another waste of tax payer's money -- one of the many reasons California is broke.
KIDS BARF! DEAL WITH IT JENNA!
Call your doctor - DON'T dial 911 unless it's a REAL emergency dummy !
"Submitted by itsthebritneybitch on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 11:48am.
What is wrong with these women (and sometimes men like Mickey Rourke)? She used to be HOOOTTTTTTTTTT. Now, she looks like the love child of Joyce Wildenstein and Aileen Wuornos"
HAHAHAHAHA!!! So funny and so very true.
I really hope she's not all high and strung out around the kids.
Faces of Meth.
Journey?
I hope they have another kid...name him REO Speedwagon
What is wrong with these women (and sometimes men like Mickey Rourke)? She used to be HOOOTTTTTTTTTT. Now, she looks like the love child of Joyce Wildenstein and Aileen Wuornos
I feel sorry for the kid. Not so much because he's got a stomach bug, but because of his name.
That's a nice picture of her for once. If I didn't know who she was I would say I'd hit it.
*runs away before the collective "ewwwwwwwws" begins*
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Maybe Tito should do a paternity test
Submitted by lisadob on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 10:52am.
He ate her duck lips! I figured it out, yes!
seriously though, I can't imagine the amount of vom that comes from having twins. There is no way this bitch normally watches them on a daily basis if she can't handle puke from just one. Maids night off and someones gold encrusted memorabilia porn dvd collection got ralphed on or something and she freaked. There is just no other explanation for this if she were a "real" mom to these kids she would have known it's normal and easily treated at home. I mean seriously with two of them how could she not have experienced this already at least 8,000 times if not more
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I have twin boys who are 5 now...and they still puke all the time. *COUGH*...puke...*COUGH*...puke...rinse and repeat. LOL...it SUCKS!!!! I hate cleaning puke up more than anything!
Just wait...her twins are still pretty young but they will get more into that puking stage around 2 years old. FUNTIMES!! She needs to get used to it. :-P
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she looks like an elf hooker.
lol @ Vern. You are on fiyah!
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What the deal with the kid that looks half black?.Tito had better get a DNA test.
Regrettably, YCM, ITA.
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At this point, I'm thinkin Jenna is feeling ill-suited for mommydom.
Happens to a lot of image-conscious, selfish women who are completely unprepared for the reality that kids bring.
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So its not bad enough that this kid is going to have to deal with his mother being a prostitution whore but on top of that he has to deal with that hideous name ...just start the therapy fund now
LMAO Raul!
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 11:00am.
Hey Journey, when the lights go down in the city so does your mom!
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See what I'm sayin'?:(
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Ha, I hope tito gets the kids from jenna, shes a dumb tramp who obviously knows nothing more then blowing dick or fitting two dicks in her ass, let alone how to raise twins.