Tuesday, May 4th 2010

James Franco Stays Away From The Gay Question

Performance fartist, Yale student and sometimes actor James Franco refused to answer a question regarding his sexuality at a Q&A for his documentary Saturday Night at the Tribeca Film Festival. Bitch dodged that shit like he was Vanilla and the question was a yarmulke.

Apparently, some nosy ass ho in the audience asked James about a dude-on-dude kiss he shared with Will Forte on SNL. James' publicist shot the question down and told James to keep all his lips shut.

A witness tells Gatecrasher, "One of the guests asked James a few things that alluded to his sexuality. Franco's rep stopped him from answering, and the crowd got really uncomfortable."

The witness says that James later laughed about it with Will while they took pictures of themselves at the after-party, "And then James turned to Will and joked, ‘Uh-oh, this one is going to make people talk!' Will even told a passerby, 'James is a very passionate kisser!'"

How rude and disrespectful of that bitch to ask James such a personal question! If James prefers the cock to the cooch (or vice versa), it's still not going to stop hos from massaging their fuck parts to his movies.

That dumb bitch should've asked something more important like: "James, is your peen shaped more like a burrito, a taquito or a churro?"

Or: "James, can you please show us the face you make when you're about to nud all over a pair of succulent ass cheeks? Oh, and can you scream 'Here comes the fiesta, bitch!' right before you make that face? Thanks."

Those are the kind of questions that will further our cause. Not the stupid gay question. I swear, some people are so fucking tacky.

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Pinkismyblack's picture

I think it makes a cool statement to not answer questions about your sexual life even if you are straight- it's saying it doesn't matter either way.

The churro, burrito and taquito part made LOL irl,

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this is my favorite post right now...*crying*....LMMFAO

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madam ex's picture

I love James and really dont care, I would take him either way (if he'd have me), I can strap on a strap on like no ones business if that's what he wants. Please James give this desperate ho a chance.
Love you anyway.
Sexy Mofo.
I going for the fat Burrito with extra rice and beans so its heavier.

MyFingersHurt's picture

I absolutely adore James Franco. I have always found him super sexy. I've never gotten a gay "vibe" from him, but who cares either way? I love his movies & my crush will keep on keepin' on even if he's gay.

BUST-A-NUT's picture

Not only is his gayness an open secret at this point, especially in the art world, but he's incredibly overrated in my opinion. He's cute, but so are many others. I find him to be a phony, pretentious attention whore.

salacious's picture

Submitted by fishsticksfan on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 11:11am.
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 10:50am.

I think he's Toothy Tile. I've thought that for a while now, actually.
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LaChaylo's picture

Who he does sexy times with is his business, but yes, I agree he's been looking a little worn lately. I mean, I get PhD programs can be intense, but he looks like he's been pulling a Jessie Spano and some to keep up.

chaka1's picture

PLEASE LET HIM BE GAY!!!! PLEASE!!!!! :)

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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 10:50am.

I think he's Toothy Tile. I've thought that for a while now, actually.
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Soultonic's picture

Here's the SNL skit where Franco kisses Will Forte. They have a full on tongue twister at the end of the skit:

The Kissing Family
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Dgrin's picture

big deal,anyone who has watch more than 3 episodes the last few seasons know that the male hosts have to share intimate kisses with all the members of the SNL cast in one of their sketch,

TheBreakdown's picture

It's no one's business who he's fucking unless he's fucking you.

Who cares how he bats as long as he plays ball!?

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I think he bats for both teams. I just get that vibe. But I think he likes dudes a lil' more.

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Dirk Diggler's picture

Love the guy but the recent pictures are worrisome re: substance abuse.

Kerfuffles's picture

Don't care if he's gay, personally think he's straight, but celebrities shouldn't be forced to answer this kind of private questions to the press. It's like magazines asking Taylor Swift whether she was a virgin - she had every right to be freaked out.

Submitted by fatgurrl on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 10:05am.
Gay or not, I'd fuck him.....often.
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WorleyBird's picture

I'm still getting over the shock of Danny Pintauro being gay. I never suspected.

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You_Complete_Me.'s picture

Anyone have a link to his SNL tongue-ramming scene(s)? *bewbs leaking*

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I think he's Toothy Tile. I've thought that for a while now, actually.
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Douchechill!

i forgot he was in Milk. hmm, nah. i still don't think he's gay.

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Thanks, MK - now I have a new sig line! LOL

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Soultonic's picture

James Franco obviously doesn't have any qualms with gayness (ex. his gay roles and kissing other guys on screen). Just for that, I love the guy.

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copacabanagirl's picture

Everybody likes James Franco...and why not? He seems so easygoing and non-pretentious. Bisexuals create a cloud of dust around themselves so nobody assumes anything about them. My verdict...He's bi.

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Albatross's picture

He will always be James Dean to me, after seeing him in that TV movie. I can't look at him and not see JD.

He's a space cadet, but yeah, I'd hit it.

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Crystal Lynn's picture

He is so hot when he smiles...damn! And I really dont get the gay vibe from him at all...I think we have someone extremely comfortable in their sexuality.

Jayda's picture

He's gorgeous. I guess because he played a gay man in Milk people think he's gay? Whatever. Given the chance I'd let him break me off

Morbidosity's picture

In the end ...... no pun intended...... it really isn't our business if he is gay, straight or likes to chase little fluffy sheep through the pastures o' love.

He is an actor...... ACTOR. We aren't paying to see a gay man act, we are paying to see AN ACTOR ACT.

I hate all of this forced outing shit. Reminds me of bully behavior. If and when someone comes out it should be their decision... not some punk ass pos' with an axe to grind decision.

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angel_i's picture

I think the big thing for James is keeping it a secret. It really is a big draw for him.

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Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

James is a twerpy-looking young homosexual who seems to bear a slight resemblance to the once beautiful homosexual Richard Gere.

KD's picture

My bf calls skits "skids". Like he actually thinks that is what they are called.

KD's picture

Whether he is straight or gay, I don't think that is an appropriate question to ask.

wasn't that part of a skit about the overly-affectionate family? they repeated one of those this past saturday. that other guy on SNL in the dark-rimmed glasses is always kissing on Forte too. i need more proof than some lame SNL skit.

YourCuntiness's picture

I used to think he was hot, but he's aging way too fast.

Vern's picture

I'm still stuck on the burrito, churro, taquito images.
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Wake me up for the fiesta!

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NovaNightly's picture

Not hawt....but I'd smoke a fattie with him. :))

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LondonHockeyGurL's picture

I don't think he is gay. I think he may like to swing both ways. He was in a long relationship with some girl that guest starred on Full house, I can't think of her name.

salacious's picture

It's likely he's an equal opportunity lay but this shit looks like a publicity stunt. I would've answered that it was the highlight of my SNL experience.

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harveyprice's picture

Would smoke a bowl with him, then hit it and quit it.

lifeislikecake's picture

well slap me in my dirty whore mouth, ricki lake has a crush

agirl's picture

Hmmm, sounds like he is straight and trying to stir up some "mystery" about his sexuality. Yaaaawn.

The publicist interrupting to prevent him from answering the ghey question = fake, manufactured drah-ma. He's not testifying in a murder trial, for jeebus sake. He'd only been asked if he likes to suck a dick now & then.

mharker's picture

I remember seeing that sketch. I was a bit drunk at the time, but when I saw James Franco slip him the tongue I yelled out, "OH MY GOD! THAT WAS REAL!" I get the impression that he likes people wondering if he's gay or not. He'd probably let anyone fuck him. Not in an Andy Dick crazy sense, but in a hey-whatever-that's cool-sense.

SpiceDong's picture

yes, I would much rather know what his dick is like than whether or not he is gay...yawn.

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ricki lake's picture

James Franco is the ultimate in dimpled laidback cuteness. He is a sort of neo-Deansian poet slacker who has captured my heart and certainly sealed a place in my top 5. With just one look of those crinkly eyes and one twist of his dimpled smile and *swoon* Plus the picture of him sleeping in class at Columbia was truly amazing. Go James. I want him to feed me potato chips and recite lines from Freaks & Geeks.

Hekki's picture

"Here comes the fiesta, bitch!"

Love it.

fatgurrl's picture

Gay or not, I'd fuck him.....often.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 10:01am.
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never saw the hotness in this guy. he just does not do it for me.

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