Things That Have Returned To Jude Law: Sienna Miller & Hair
Former gold medal homewrecker (her medal has since been revoked) Sienna Miller showed up to that Met Testicle thing last night with her on-again boyfriend Jude Law. This was their first event as a couple since they got back together for like the millionth time. Sienna wore navy, but she should've worn black to mourn her whory days as one of the hardest working sluts on the stroll. I know that every time I see a picture of Sienna with Jude, I throw the black lace veil my abuelita got me over my head and light a patron saint jar candle. The recession has finally hit Sienna's vagina.
Speaking of follicle-less dry spots, what happened to Jude Law's puzzle piece hairline?! It has magically been filled in. Usually Sienna Miller's touch causes every strand of hair to fall off, but the opposite has happened to Jude! Chi chi chi chia! It's magic!
But I'm guessing that the pubic hairs from Jude Law's dick bush simply migrated north to his head to escape Sienna's pussy. That's all.
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Jude has the 2nd worst rug next to Trump....but what I want to know is who is the hot piece wearing my velour couch cover in the last pic?
once a cueball, always a cueball - who does he think he's fooling with that bad rug?
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If I were to interview his toupee, I wonder what it would say.
Medusa is a snake-headed beauty!
Of course. How dare I forget the greatest SKANK in the history of the Earth?
Submitted by salacious on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 12:26pm.
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Excuse me but Kim has a long way to go to take that spot from Sienna. And I don't think she's #2 either. Hello, Paris is still as skanky as ever.
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I'm sorry, did I fall on my ass into 2004? I will forever love the person who spray painted * SLUT on Sienna's home.
She does look good, but does this bitch have a job???
I like her even though she spreads it around town.
And her dress and shoes are gorgeous, she looks fantastic IMO.
i luvs this brazen hussie! she's ok too....
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These two asswipes deserve each other. They both already have signs of sun damage.
I think his hair is just grown longer and strategically brushed over the empty spots.
I think he is a Handsome Devil and I hate thathe is with the Slore, but they are both Slores I guess so whatev.
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If you have to preface a statement with "Not to be a total prude, but..." YOU ARE A TOTAL PRUDE.
His weave looks better than Britney's.
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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 12:09pm.
I don't care if I'm the only one but I find Sienna crazy pretty. I'd hit that like a baby seal.
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I could never believe she was born in 1981... I've only known her for her skanky habits so she looks like she's been around a lifetime. Seriously, she looks ten years older at least, just like Lindsay.
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Submitted by chaka1 on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 11:27am.
Despite her efforts, she is only the #2 skank in the world - behind Kim Kardashian.
Where did Jude get all of that HAIR? Seriously...
He is cute though. I would run over skanky to get some of that.
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Excuse me but Kim has a long way to go to take that spot from Sienna. And I don't think she's #2 either. Hello, Paris is still as skanky as ever.
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Okay. I'll say this: I think Sienna has one of the prettiest smiles in Hollywood.
That aside, didn't JL cheat on Sadie Frost with this trick? Then he cheats on Sienna with that nanny... then SHE cheats w/ Balthazar Getty (who should really get that eyebrow looked at), and now they find their way back to each other. Again.
It really must be a match made in Homewrecker Heaven.
I don't care if I'm the only one but I find Sienna crazy pretty. I'd hit that like a baby seal.
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front & back & side to side i'd hit that! have to choke her out so I wouldn't have to chance hearing an awful English accent...
The funny thing about being a porn star is that everyone automatically assumes that they can sleep with you. This is what I do for a living. I don`t just let anyone get into my pants.
Despite her efforts, she is only the #2 skank in the world - behind Kim Kardashian.
Where did Jude get all of that HAIR? Seriously...
He is cute though. I would run over skanky to get some of that.
i cannot stand that cunt
Submitted by salacious on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 11:01am.
A skank is a skank, regardless of looks or wealth, and is only worthy of despise.
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Good point salacious...a skank is a skank but the wealth part doesn't hurt. Ask any Rachel Uchitel that's out there.
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He's just doin the peepaw comb forward!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 10:17am.
Deb, I loved "Deadwood"! I still have nightmares of Ian McShane passing that gallstone! eeeek!
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That was brutal, PSL! I prefer to dream of "breakin' the law" with Sheriff Bullock! I watched the reruns on T101 on DirectTV, until a couple of weeks ago when they stopped including it in our package. :( I think it was one of the best ensemble casts, with the best writers, ever. Too bad that cocksucker, David Milch, decided to focus his energy on that shit show "John From Cincinnati".
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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I think Jude should cue ball it and call it a day. Bald and proud.
I adore that vile creature Anna Wintour even more now that I saw 'The September Issue'. Sienna was on a cover of Vogue (??!!) and all Anna did was write a huge post it on the cover mock up - a close up of Sienna with garish red lipstick and looking frightful. The post it just said 'TEETH'.
Those chompers looked like picket fences. They were corrected soon after. There was a clip in the movie of Wintour gasping in horror then laughing viciously when she first laid eyes on Sienna clomping around in a couture gown. GOLD.
Submitted by OhThatTink on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 9:59am.
HOLY ESS!!!
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Submitted by Soultonic on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 10:51am.
I know, I know, Jude is a man whore....but I really think he's a cutie. Must be the English thing.
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So does that mean you'd forgive his skanky, cheating ways only because he's a cutie?
A skank is a skank, regardless of looks or wealth, and is only worthy of despise.
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I know, I know, Jude is a man whore....but I really think he's a cutie. Must be the English thing.
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Jeez Louise, Sienna, could you put some more blush on ....? Your face looks so naked! *eyeroll*
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Is that some sort of rug Jude has?
Also, next time please print photos of Jude with alll fish photoshopped OUT! (We were contemplating 'pleasuring' ourself looking at Jude until the sight of the stinkfish ruined everything.)
Oh these two...they belong together! Sometimes I could swear I'm looking at a brother and sister instead of a couple...they seem like they were sprung from the very same place.
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Ew! I see Whoreangelina dreams in Sienna's eyes.
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sorry, it's more ridiculous to wear a wig (plugs etc) than just accept you're hair-challenged
so what if he's losing his hair? he'd look 100% better if he just swallowed reality
this dude should just take a cue from Chris Meloni & wear his nature well
there are a hell of a lot of hot guys with thin hair/bald heads
he looks laughable yuck
say something nice, say something nice....ummm....i like her shoes.
She looks at least 10 years older than she is. Never got the appeal of either.
I've met cute attractive british couples like Sienna and Jude.. They are just adorable to be around.
Spice Dong, I hope Jude's hair turns out better than Eltons:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/03/20/article-1163554-040299C0000005...
Deb, I loved "Deadwood"! I still have nightmares of Ian McShane passing that gallstone! eeeek!
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Jesus people! Why are you all so negative? I think she looks gorgeous (if a little overtanned) and he looks happy and her dress is pretty and her shoes are to die for.
Calm the hating juices, flowing too freely I would say
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Submitted by OhThatTink on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 9:59am.
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NASHVILLE, TN IS UNDER WATER. We are pretty much being ignore
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It's 2004 all over again.
They've reclaimed love. Divine. Sensual!
They look as happy as two peas in a gutter-pod.
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Sienna's dress looks like it was salvaged from the old set of "Deadwood", formerly belonging to one of the whores at the Gem.
It also looks like one of Wu's hogs ate the front of it.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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I've always thought she is kind of pretty....admittedly though, she is the whore of whores.
Submitted by parkerj on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 9:58am.
So he grew his hair back? I don't know how that works but do they take hair follicles from the back of his head and implanted them on his bald spots?
LMAO
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Jude growing hair, I can believe....Make him grow a dick and I'll give you five whole dollars.
Give me the good news.......Where do you get your hair done?
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 9:46am.
Sy Spurling is not only the President, but a client... LMAO at that commercial
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those commercials lie!!!! Back in the 90s, I went out with a guy who was a HairClub for Men client too. Yes it is true that at first glance you could not tell it was fake hair, but the part about being able to run fingers through it and all that shit is bullshit. Either that or the guy in question was too paranoid about his weave. Needless to say we did not last long. Wonder if Sienna goes through the same "don't touch my hair" with Jude Law. She looks like the kind of slut who will scratch and pull the guy's hair out while getting pounded. LOL
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NASHVILLE, TN IS UNDER WATER. We are pretty much being ignored by the national news. Get the word out...THINGS ARE BAD HERE!!!
So he grew his hair back? I don't know how that works but do they take hair follicles from the back of his head and implanted them on his bald spots?
LMAO