Wherefore Art Thou, Rojo? (UPDATE: Rojo Was There!)
When I first read Cynthia Nixon's name on the list of celebrities attending the White House Correspondents' Dinner, I immediately rubbed a layer of SPF 10 million over my eyes to prepare them for the vision of the glorious Rojo Caliente in a custom made white tuxedo from the GOD collection at Men's Warehouse. Well, I nearly blinded myself for no reason, because it doesn't look like Rojo Caliente was even there. Oh, Rojo continues to elude me like proper grammar.
Doesn't Rojo know that Obama only agreed to show up because he wanted to witness her beauty for himself? Sigh. Even though Rojo was not there to dazzle Obama's soul, he still managed to perform. Here he is throwing ZINGS and SNAPS left and fucking right:
UPDATE: Forget everything I said above, because Rojo Caliente was there. AND HOW!
Doesn't Rojo look sharp as all fuck? Rojo looks like she's about to tap dance off walls and shit! How is that frosty beverage she's holding not bubbling over? It's the luckiest glass in the world. I've never wanted to spoon with a glass until now.
And here's some celebrities who were invited to last night's dinner for whatever reason. Don't ask me how some (Michelle Obama and Betty White not included) of these hos got an invitation. Most of them don't even belong at the White Castle Correspondents' Dinner let alone the White House Correspondents' Dinner.
In order: a future People Magazine "I'm a lesbian" cover fetus, some drag queen, Jessica Simpson with Gabourey Sidibe, Patricia Arquette (looking dreadful) with Wendie Malick (ditto) , the Jonas Brothers, Donatella Versace, ScarJo with her twin brother, the Tasmanian Devil, MiserAlba with her husband, BETTY WHITE and Michelle Obama.
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Submitted by parkerj on Sun, 05/02/2010 - 6:16pm.
Bush didn't even cancel his event with 2nd graders during 9/11
~He was already at the 2nd grade event when 9/11 happened. Holy shit. How dumb are people?
Anyone who would attend an Obama event is an idiot. Funny how his delay with Haiti and the Gulf oil spill was ok but Bush hates black people because he wasn't in New Orleans while Katrina was striking.
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Actually, the feds had someone at the site 2 hours after news of the explosion, but there wasn't much they could do at the time that BP wasn't dong. It was a much faster response than King George the Lesser's team to Hurricane Katrina.
Of' Barry has Played MORE golf than BUSH did in his Entire 8 years.
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Bush spent more time out of the office than any other president in history, moron, which includes Camp David and his pretend-ranch in Crawford, Texas.
Miseralba's husband looks like a huge geek.
@ Provy:
No worries, I'm just having one of those days. Anyway, you should check out this link. It speaks volumes about Americans voting without thinking:
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"They're trying to make gay people straight? Good Lord! Don't they know what that'll do to the fall line?" --Karen Walker
Submitted by julesinSD on Mon, 05/03/2010 - 12:25am.
“Obama has come right out and said he doesn't support gay marriage as it's 'against his religion"
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Which is totally fine. Some aspects of marriage are religious and some are political. As long as his religion doesn't get all caught up in his politics....
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Submitted by GrlBhvingBadly on Mon, 05/03/2010 - 8:42am.
I wasn't arguing, somebody made a comment and needed to be corrected by facts. : )
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I don't know who is uglier, my country's first lady (Ingerid Schulerud) or the first lady of USA.
Ingerid has an extremely hot husband (Jens Stoltenberg), so I vote her.
Michelle's face is ugly, but I would kill for that body.
On another note...how much more is Kim Kardassian going to carve her face?
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"They're trying to make gay people straight? Good Lord! Don't they know what that'll do to the fall line?" --Karen Walker
Provolone and a few others, I love you all but:
I think it's really stupid that people want to argue about which side is better (Republican vs. Democrat). When really, all their hands are in the same damn pockets. Get real. For one, never mix beliefs with politics. Two, never claim to put all your eggs in one basket. The same person claiming to be liberal can be fiscally conservative.
This is exactly why we can't get shit done. People are too blinded by the notion that they are rooting for a team when -- in the long run -- we're all affected by the same shit no matter who runs the country. Two political parties with the same shit going on behind the curtains.
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Oh yea, and every time is see Justin Bieber I just want to plant my foot in his face. I fucking can't even look at this little fucking goof.
What the fuck happened to Patricia A? She looks like shit, I mean I know we can't keep it together for ever but sweet lord she's a long way from True Romance.
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Submitted by putas on Sun, 05/02/2010 - 3:40pm.
Chairman Maobama's wifey looks angry all the time. When she smiles she has a knitted up brow and it's rather terrifying.
I made a pit stop at Jezebel (think estrogen levels of Lilith Fair with zero humor/totally taking selves too seriously... CHRIST) and always read the supercillious ass kissing that pops up whenver Michelle is there. Why Shelle' dresses like a 50s house wife is beyond my ken. The ugly cardigans and pearls, etc..
She's built like a battle ax so I wouldn't fuck with her. She's all business. But people who declare her beautiful? Are you sure 'bout that? Maybe her personality/spirit is, but looks wise not really.
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%100 right. Only liberal cowards who are afraid to grow some balls and speak the truth about how this woman looks would call her beautiful. She's obviously not and anyone who says she is is a dumbass!
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You're both dumbasses. Beauty is in the eye....!. YOU, may not find her beautiful, but OTHERS DO!. Get to fuck over it, and move to fuck on with trying to slight this Lady constantly with your jealousy, because your (lack of) standards are different.
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Barbara Bush is hotter than Michelle Obama.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 10:19am.
mcnightmare, don't argue with ZiggyStardust. You will just get frustrated. Her mind doesn't work like the rest of ours.
Michelle is NOT dressing for her figure, her clothes are too tight and imo, too young for her at times.
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I think part of Michelle's fashion problem is that she's not going with established designers (as far as I know, I could be wrong). She's stated that she's pretty practical and wears alot of J. Crew. I know her favorite Chicago designer has closed up shop, but I'd love to see what a Dolce & Gabbana (sp?) or Vivienne Westwood could do for Michelle, I think she'd look phenomenal in the right hands.
Niice!
“Obama has come right out and said he doesn't support gay marriage as it's 'against his religion"
INDEED!
MUSLIMS also believe that homosexuality is an Abomination.
Per Usual, a Parade of PIGS, THUGS, and Homo's at the B-HO whitehouse.
Since he actually can't Govern, he might as well entertain.
When is the next Earth, Wind & Fire Concert Barry?
See that the party went on with yet another near miss terrorist attack -so much for the Oil Spill, it's PARTY TIME or GOLF.
Of' Barry has Played MORE golf than BUSH did in his Entire 8 years.
Rojo should take lessons from k.d. Lang. It was hard work to convince my mother that she is not a dude. That woman sure knows how to wear a tux. Hallelujah!
Submitted by kiwikim on Sun, 05/02/2010 - 11:39pm.
Obama has come right out and said he doesn't support gay marriage as it's 'against his religion" (check the NY times before the election)...so actually...don't think this couple should show
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Quotes from one NY Times article;
President Obama was noticeably silent last month when the Iowa Supreme Court overturned the state’s ban on same-sex marriage.
But now Mr. Obama — who has said he opposes same-sex marriage as a Christian but describes himself as a “fierce advocate of equality” for gay men and lesbians — is under pressure to engage on a variety of gay issues that are coming to the fore amid a dizzying pace of social, political, legal and legislative change.
Two of Mr. Obama’s potential Supreme Court nominees are openly gay; some advocates, irked that there are no gay men or lesbians in his cabinet, are mounting a campaign to influence his choice to replace Justice David H. Souter, who is retiring. Same-sex marriage is advancing in states — the latest to allow it is Maine — and a new flare-up in the District of Columbia could ultimately put the controversy in the lap of the president.
Mr. Obama’s new global health initiative has infuriated activists who say he is not financing AIDS programs generously enough. And while the president has urged Congress to pass a hate crimes bill, a high priority for gay groups, he has delayed action on one of his key campaign promises, repealing the military’s “don’t ask, don’t tell” rule.
Social issues like same-sex marriage bring together deeply held principles and flashpoint politics, and many gay activists, aware that Mr. Obama is also dealing with enormous challenges at home and overseas, have counseled patience.
But some are unsettled by what they see as the president’s cautious approach. Many are still seething over his choice of the Rev. Rick Warren, the evangelical pastor who opposes same-sex marriage, to deliver the invocation at his inaugural, and remain suspicious of Mr. Obama’s commitment to their cause.
In the words of David Mixner, a writer, gay activists are beginning to wonder, “How much longer do we give him the benefit of the doubt?” Last weekend, Richard Socarides, who advised President Bill Clinton on gay issues, published an opinion piece in The Washington Post headlined, “Where’s our fierce advocate?”
The White House, aware of the discontent, invited leaders of some prominent gay rights organizations to meet Monday with top officials, including Jim Messina, Mr. Obama’s deputy chief of staff, to plot legislative strategy on the hate crimes bill as well as “don’t ask, don’t tell.” Among those attending was Joe Solmonese, president of the Human Rights Campaign, who said afterward that while the gay rights agenda might not be “unfolding exactly as we thought,” he was pleased.
“They have a vision,” Mr. Solmonese said. “They have a plan.”
While Mr. Obama has said he is “open to the possibility” that his views on same-sex marriage are misguided, he has offered no signal that he intends to change his position. And as he confronts that and other issues important to gay rights advocates, he faces an array of pressures and risks.
Anything substantive he might say on same-sex marriage — after the Iowa ruling, the White House put out a statement saying the president “respects the decision” — would be endlessly parsed. If Mr. Obama were to embrace same-sex marriage, he would be seen as reversing a campaign position and alienating some moderate and religious voters he has courted.
And if he appoints a gay person to the Supreme Court, he would be viewed by social conservatives — including many black ministers, another of his core constituency groups — as putting a vote for same-sex marriage on the highest court in the land. Two gay women, Kathleen M. Sullivan and Pamela S. Karlan, both of Stanford Law School, have been suggested as potential nominees.
“That would be tantamount to opening the gate for the other side,” said Bishop Harry J. Jackson Jr. of the Hope Christian Church in Beltsville, Md., who is organizing protests in Washington, where the City Council passed an ordinance this week recognizing same-sex marriages in other states. “If he meant what he said about marriage then I think he has got to stand up and be a president who acts on his beliefs.”
Some say change is inevitable, not only for Mr. Obama but also for other Democratic politicians who have embraced civil unions but rejected same-sex marriage. Now that the Iowa ruling has pushed the battle into the nation’s heartland, the issue will inevitably come up during the 2010 midterm elections and the 2012 presidential campaign.
“We’ve elected probably the most pro-gay president in history; he’s very good on the issues but he is not good on gay marriage,” said Steven Elmendorf, a gay Democratic lobbyist. “From the gay community’s perspective, he and a lot of other elected officials are wrong on this. My view is that over time, they’re going to realize they’re wrong and they’re going to change.”
Mr. Obama has chosen a number of openly gay people for prominent jobs, including Fred P. Hochberg as chairman of the Export-Import Bank and John Berry to run the Office of Personnel Management. And he is the first president to set aside tickets for gay families to attend the White House Easter Egg Roll.
But on legislation, allies of Mr. Obama’s are not surprised that he is charting a careful course. In addition to calling for the repeal of the “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy in the military, Mr. Obama supports a legislative repeal of the Defense of Marriage Act, the 1996 law that said states need not recognize same-sex marriages performed in other states. Opponents of same-sex marriage say that is an inconsistency.
Tobias Wolff, a law professor at the University of Pennsylvania who was Mr. Obama’s top campaign adviser on gay rights, said the president needed time to build political consensus.
“I think he has a genuine sense,” Mr. Wolff said, “that in order to move these issues forward you need broader buy-in than you are going to get if you poke a stick in too many people’s eyes.”
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It seems to me that gays, like blacks and other groups, want change and they want it now and damn what anyone else has to say about it. That's a quick way to get run out of office, change can't be affected if you're on the outside.
The only people who had the balls to do things regardless of any criticism got run out of office in 2008 after bankrupting this country and entangling us in conflicts that will take decades to resolve. The guy is doing what he can, he's more pro gay issue than any prez before but he's gotta consider the ramifications of his actions.
Let him take his baby steps, they're still steps toward the goal.
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@ Submitted by Centaurious on Sun, 05/02/2010 - 8:27pm.
"I think Rojo looks like a blocky Ellen DeGeneres with curly red hair and rosacea".
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I almost chocked on my burger over "rosacea" !
Obama has come right out and said he doesn't support gay marriage as it's 'against his religion" (check the NY times before the election)...so actually...don't think this couple should show.
Submitted by dementa on Sun, 05/02/2010 - 10:19pm.
The zingers ain't bad. Wonder who wrote them for him? Seriously this turnout (except for Betty White) doesn't exactly reflect well on the Obamanation, because it makes him look like a noob celeb wannabe who's trying to get all the "celebrities" he can as his "friends."
He got the JONAS BROTHERS and CHESTICA to come there, fer cryin out loud. And if it weren't for the southern redneck thing, I betcha he would have invited Miley Bucktooth and her trashy ass family.
Michelle Obama always makes my eyes bleed. She wears the WORST clothes for her body and accentuates the broad shoulders and lack of figure. Anyone who compares her to Jackie is trippin. As for her face... well, she looks like the black offspring of SJP and Taterhead.
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Jon Favreu's his speechwriter, so maybe he contributed...I think Obama is kinda funny on his own, actually. Don't assume I voted for him, either! :)
Losers are always at that event. Always.
Do you really think Michelle is not pretty? I think she is pretty, she's not a beauty, but you know...Jackie wasn't a beauty, either. Her sister, Lee, was.
However, Jackie was thin and dressed for her figure. Michelle is NOT dressing for her figure, her clothes are too tight and imo, too young for her at times.
Just my opinion. I thought your opinion was good.
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
fine the companies who hire illegal immigrants. fine the corporations who break US laws to save money by hiring illegal immigrants to pick their lettuce, cook their meals, clean their houses and take care of their kids. throw them in jail. anything else is bullshit scapegoating.
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now, time to go rinse my brain out with some psychic mind-wash. lemony fresh!
i don't care how proud to be a dyke you are, strap em down, wear a bra, do something. nobody needs to see those puppies swinging at a formal event..
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now, time to go rinse my brain out with some psychic mind-wash. lemony fresh!
i don't care how proud to be a dyke you are, strap em down, wear a bra, do something. nobody needs to see those puppies swinging at a formal event..
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now, time to go rinse my brain out with some psychic mind-wash. lemony fresh!
...And I WANT SCARJO'S SHOES.
WTF is KardASSian doing there? And J Simp. And half the fucking "celebrities" there? Who the fuck was in charge of this guest list???
Awwww Rojo girl, you need a better bra sweetheart.
Submitted by parkerj on Sun, 05/02/2010 - 6:16pm.
Bush didn't even cancel his event with 2nd graders during 9/11
~He was already at the 2nd grade event when 9/11 happened. Holy shit. How dumb are people?
Anyone who would attend an Obama event is an idiot. Funny how his delay with Haiti and the Gulf oil spill was ok but Bush hates black people because he wasn't in New Orleans while Katrina was striking.
The zingers ain't bad. Wonder who wrote them for him? Seriously this turnout (except for Betty White) doesn't exactly reflect well on the Obamanation, because it makes him look like a noob celeb wannabe who's trying to get all the "celebrities" he can as his "friends."
He got the JONAS BROTHERS and CHESTICA to come there, fer cryin out loud. And if it weren't for the southern redneck thing, I betcha he would have invited Miley Bucktooth and her trashy ass family.
Michelle Obama always makes my eyes bleed. She wears the WORST clothes for her body and accentuates the broad shoulders and lack of figure. Anyone who compares her to Jackie is trippin. As for her face... well, she looks like the black offspring of SJP and Taterhead.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 05/02/2010 - 8:08pm.
Michelle's fashion choices are almost always consistently an Ombamanation...Oh, Michelle...it hurts to look at you with that obnoxiously toned red dress that one might find at Bebe...with accessories reminiscent of a special needs child raiding her ex-stripper mother's joo'ree box...
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It's not just her clothes, she stoops over when she sits down. I guess as a tall kid she kept trying to shrink herself by hunching over. She is going to have a HUGE hump by the time she is 60.
I'm a jealous lesbian who wants Cynthia to myself damn it! That Rojo has to go! Or include me in the mix. Never mind I just took another look at Rojo, I couldn't do it.
You've got a thing for Rojo and I've got a thing for Cynthia Nixon...she seems like a real class act. Rojo & Cynthia look quite the power couple together at this do. She makes SATC watchable for me...
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Donatella can pass for Gaga's mama.
Jessica has the shoulders of a linebacker, and her stylist seems determined to accentuate that.
I think Michelle Obama is pretty, well more like that old-fashioned term "handsome,", but she is a BIG GIRL, not fat at all, but BIG.
Her clothes are always too tight, they make her look bigger, she needs to wear up a size or get a better tailor.
The White House can afford it.
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
Miranda and Rojo are totally in love!
Look at the way Miranda is leaning toward her in the pic.
I think Rojo looks like a blocky Ellen DeGeneres with curly red hair and rosacea.
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
Michelle's fashion choices are almost always consistently an Ombamanation...Oh, Michelle...it hurts to look at you with that obnoxiously toned red dress that one might find at Bebe...with accessories reminiscent of a special needs child raiding her ex-stripper mother's joo'ree box...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Oops my bad. The picture is fixed now! Rojo is stealing all kinds of thunder at this event!!!
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Borrachas of the world unite and take over!
What gives???!! Finally a picture of that elusive gayelle Rojo Caliente and it's messed up and half blurred out? Is Rojo's full beauty too much for ya?
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Borrachas of the world unite and take over!
Rojo looks like she's getting ready to accept her Emmy for her starring role in Happy Days.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Sun, 05/02/2010 - 7:29pm.
LOVE Rojo Caliente in the full tux. She knows how to dress for these events!
Yes, she looks quite hansome!
No Ali Larter pics...boo!
LOVE Rojo Caliente in the full tux. She knows how to dress for these events!
So EvilShoe: I take it you are on standby to go help with the sea animal clean-up? Thank goodness for the people in the world like you, who don't turn their back and say, not my problem. I always believe that animals are pure souls and they need protection from humans and their deeds. You are getting some good Karma for your unselfishness. Your great-aunt would be proud!
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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 05/02/2010 - 6:03pm
Can i at least bring a six pack and a tv?
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
Submitted by zomay on Sun, 05/02/2010 - 6:41pm.
And Rush Limpass actually had the insane idea to blame environmentalists. Saying they blew up the oil towers to prove a point.
Yes brilliant theory.
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Thank you Dog, that is sweet. :)
This is what I helped with before:
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Not knowing what exactly you're cleaning (animal/reptile/bird) until you're done is fucked up.
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EvilShoe, if I don't talk to you before you go, please stay safe. You are an angel for these animals but you have to keep yourself safe and take precautions against the chemicals. I really admire you, not that my opinion means anything. :-)
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If you didn't tell me Rojo was a woman I'd say she's looks good for a man of her age. Homegirl looks like she's 40-something hitting 13. Nixon picked the manliest lezzie I've ever seen.