Kate Hudson Titty Watch
All eyes (not really) have been on Kate Hudson's chest area ever since the rumor went around that she got stuffed with tiny titty sacks the size of Heidi Montag's nipple implants (you know that bitch got nipple implants too). Lately, Kate has been hiding her freshmen chichis, but she brought them out to play last night SANS bra.
Kate was as flat as Jon Grosselin's crotch before, but I'm still not convinced that she got them plumped. Maybe her chest is swelling, because they are allergic to her douchebag poses. That could be it.
But you know what I am convinced of? I'm convinced that I need a hobby, because I've been staring at Kate Hudson's chichis for 10 minutes straight. It's probably because they look like two dwarf gerbils masturbating next to each other. Can't you see their tiny penises? Yes, I need a hobby.
While I go and find one, look at these pictures of Kate at some Chopard event in NYC last night with Fishsticks Paltrow who looks like a lace butt tampon.
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I like Goop's dress.
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Eww, the third breasts are really UGLY! And here I was, feeling sorry abt my saggy bewbies. Great job though. Sounds like an actresses dream come true, get skinnier AND have geat boobs. SO MUCH better than boltons.
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Seriously, who can muster up curiousity about this slag?
I don't really care, but there soooo much talk about it, I don't really think she had implants, I mean why bother for that size???? I just think she gained some weight, look at her arm in the 8th pic - She's not fat, but filled in a little more than usual twig size
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http://www.lipostructure.com/COLE_Detail.asp?RecID=19665&x0=3&X1=19663&X...
Who cares about this slut, new tittay balls or not?!
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i agree. Kate can pull off some unique pieces. but this one, idk.
*still befuddled on any supposed "implant" watch* if one is gonna pay $$$ and boobage out, go the full damn monty! maybe she's begun the pill; that usually brings a slut's boobage up at least half a cup or whatever. she looks no different to me and my boyfriend *just showed him this post and he's like "wtf?!! um, no" harlol. ahhh, DListed gold.
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Ooooo...I just love Kate's dress. Sometimes she surprises me with an ultra feminine number that's hard to pull off but she makes it work. Most of the time her taste is hit&miss with me...
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she's got nothing still?!!! *bewildered*
wait, what are we watching for again????? why's she making the damn pickle-sucking-lip face???
you know when you had a Barbie (or ken or whatever) and you tiled the head in unusual positions on that stupid ball-stump neck? well kate's doing that creepy ball-stump head tilt. enough!
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She looks kind of pregnant to me...I understand her getting implants that are on the small side, but THAT small seems like such a waste of surgery, even if she was totally flat before. I think a B cup would have perfect on her.
Does she know she's not Asian?
EEEK! Fishy and Flat Kate together in one foto??!
My puter froze up from starchy blandness.
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Submitted by roxie on Fri, 04/30/2010 - 2:46pm.
I think it's the new fat transfer procedure she had cuz they don't make size A implants.It's super expensive.
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Actually, there is no such thing as a cup size for an implant. They're filled according to cc's. It's at the discretion of the patient and doctor as to how full the implant should be. Plenty of A cup cancer patients opt for small implants after mastectomy to match their remaining breast. Now you know.
Hometrick in the background needs to quit it with the dress from her 1951 Sadie Hawkins Day Dance. That is all.
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Am I the only person that thinks Kate's pregnant? That totally looks like first trimester swell right there.
She's a ho from way back!
I think it's the new fat transfer procedure she had cuz they don't make size A implants.It's super expensive.
I hate this ho and her stoopid poses. And what in the wide, wide world of sports is Fishsticks wearing?!
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I personally think that Fishsticks got the mini boob job at some point as well. I remember seeing her in a movie with Michael Douglas (playing his wife) and she was wearing a turtleneck sweater and had absolutely nothing going on except for 2 mosquito bites. Now she seems to have something up there, not huge but something. Just my personal opinion.
Sorry to post again, but a lace butt tampon? Wow MK, you really hate her. That kinda hate don't happen every day. Did she steal gay ass Chris Martin away from you? I swear I saw glitter and rainbows last time he was prancing around on SNL. He looked right up your, um, alley.
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If I have to come back here it's gonna get fuckin ugly.
OMG! Fishy in a dress covering her legs? Do my eyes deceive me?
Kate got her tits done, but it is extremely subtle. She is much thinner than I thought she was, almost too thin. I dont think I've ever said this, but her shoes make her look thinner! She's onto something!
One look at that face and I am immediately possessed by the spirit of Anthony Anderson -
"Kate, if you don't stop making that duck face, I swear fore God...."
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If I have to come back here it's gonna get fuckin ugly.
I commend her for not getting frankenboobs. Seems alot of women can't help themselves when they go for implants. They go waaaaaaay overboardn and get hot air balloons stuffed in their chests. Those suckers are subtle, but definitely more than she had before which was nothing.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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Ugh, she's making the dreaded DUCKFACE! Even worse, the evil combination of duckface-plus-peace-sign. The implants must be leaking and fucking with her brain. Is it just me, or does she seem to be acting especially 'tarded lately?
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She has had a very modest boob job, good for her! In other news, Fishsticks wore a garbage bag on Letterman last night and Courtney MICHELLE was on Jimmy Kimmel jumping out of her skin! Her band was lame too!
She may not have been stuffed, but she's definitely high. Eh. don't care either way.
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Submitted by madam s. on Fri, 04/30/2010 - 1:20pm.
I find Kate Hudson so despicably unlikable that Gwyneth next to her seems downright adorable.
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hehe, just the opposite for me!
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Gwennie looks like she's 50 year old society lady in that getup. Kate is really reminding me of her mom in these pics.
Don't like the shoes but I find Kate Hudson adorable. I don't know why, so shut up!
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I find Kate Hudson so despicably unlikable that Gwyneth next to her seems downright adorable.
kh needs a gay in her life to tell her how awful those shoes are.
goop looks like poop, she clearly has a best gay tell her how great that dress was, sent her on her way then snickered about how bad she looks.
kh needs a gay in her life to tell her how awful those shoes are.
goop looks like poop, she clearly has a best gay tell her how great that dress was, sent her on her way then snickered about how bad she looks.
i think she got that new augmentation procedure called "fat grafting", where they lipo fat from other parts of your body and insert it in the breast. it is new and expensive and instead of having "bolt-on's" you can go up one or two cup sizes without an implant. my guess is she had very little body fat, which is why there is not a bigger size increase. supposedly you will then have live tissue instead of an implant. i heard about it on NPR a couple of weeks ago. I looked at some plastic surgery websites, and the results look really natural:
http://www.lipostructure.com/COLE_Detail.asp?RecID=19663&X0=1&X1=19663&X...
Submitted by urmomma on Fri, 04/30/2010 - 12:45pm.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 04/30/2010 - 12:34pm.
Raul has a nicer rack than Flatsy Cline here.
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Submitted by NovaNightly on Fri, 04/30/2010 - 12:59pm.
Submitted by tojo on Fri, 04/30/2010 - 12:56pm.
Submitted by NovaNightly on Fri, 04/30/2010 - 12:52pm.
I do find it funny that she is pressing her tip up against Gwennie's in the 4th picture.
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LOL!!! I totally typoed that....I meant TIT...lol..not tip.
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oop...I read it as NIP!!!
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Submitted by Bossy on Fri, 04/30/2010 - 12:53pm.
I think whoever said that she was probably going to start small and gradually go bigger was right. It makes sense. It seems like celebwhores switch their implants up constantly. How many sets has Hohan alone gone through? Remember when she had huuuge D's?
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Submitted by Bossy on Fri, 04/30/2010 - 1:04pm.
@NovaNightly, wow her chest was really that of a teenage boy, wasn't it? She really could have gone around shirtless without being obscene. That must have sucked. I've seen the MTV picture too: http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/bfm_gallery/2009/11/kate_hudsons_2009_...
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Totally!! She was as flat as she could be...and then all of a sudden there was a hint of a boobie curve there. She did good by getting them small...it balances her out.
I did the same thing on myself...several years ago. Like I said...I know my implants. ;-)
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I don't hate on her because of her itty bitty titties - she can't help that shit - I hate on her because she's bland and thinks she's the shit. Her having no chesteses and her poor choice in wardrobe just added to that. Ick. Women with ittie bitty titties can be sexy, but this bitch is not.
I'm a little jealous of itty bitty titties. I can't find shit to wear with my big ass melons that make me look like a linebacker up top depending on what I'm wearing. Ok, pity party over.
@NovaNightly, wow her chest was really that of a teenage boy, wasn't it? She really could have gone around shirtless without being obscene. That must have sucked. I've seen the MTV picture too: http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/bfm_gallery/2009/11/kate_hudsons_2009_...
Small jugs are nice.
Eh, I think she picked a good size for her body type. She's got an athletic build. She'd look like Posh with her grapefruit tits if she went for much bigger.
I've mentioned it before, but I'm about as flat as she used to be. If I got implants, I'd probably do what she did and go for small enough to pass for natural/keep them guessing. But I have enough self-confidence not to need implants.
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Personally her original boobies were fine on her...but I hear that ARod made her self conscious of them, so she decided to get them done....but only a little because of all the "oh, I just love my tiny boobs" comments and shit.
k....im posting too much now...lol.
Boobs R cool...k?
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Submitted by tojo on Fri, 04/30/2010 - 12:56pm.
Submitted by NovaNightly on Fri, 04/30/2010 - 12:52pm.
I do find it funny that she is pressing her tip up against Gwennie's in the 4th picture.
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LOL!!! I totally typoed that....I meant TIT...lol..not tip.
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and another example...
http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2009/01/kate-hudson-adam-...
She even has a bit more weight on in these pictures so that discounts the whole "oh her boobs are bigger because she's put on weight" theory.
I know my implants...dammit.
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That first pic I posted was a comparison to her movie poster with Matthew Mconewhatever...where they made her look bigger. She now actually looks like the poster.
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Submitted by NovaNightly on Fri, 04/30/2010 - 12:53pm.
Yeah but MK...this bitch was flat as a board.
example: http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/sm3/apr2008/3/2/6B27F143-930C-EB48-76B4AE...
I do find it funny that she is pressing her tit up against Gwennie's in the 4th picture.
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THANK YOU for posting that link - the photo of her in the black bikini really made me feel better about my itty bitty titties.
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Submitted by NovaNightly on Fri, 04/30/2010 - 12:52pm.
I do find it funny that she is pressing her tip up against Gwennie's in the 4th picture.
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