XXXtina's Ho Shit Extravaganza
If Vadge's "Express Yourself" video and a remake of her "Human Nature" video done by round-the-way trannies borrowed Lady Caca's prosthetic penis to fuck each other in the Showgirls costume closet, it would look just like Xtina's "Not Myself Tonight" video. Watch as Xtina thumps, bumps and sluts her way to the middle!
It's a good thing MTV doesn't play music videos anymore, because if they did they could never show this. On the other hand, Spice Xcess TV will be playing this video on a loop. So will Vanilla Gorilla. Although, he's going to watch it while blasting "Heil Hitler Marschlied."
Since Xtina is parading around like a foolish skank ho who will hump on anything but dignity....I LOVE THIS! When all else fails, do ho shit in a church. This is Pope Eggs Benedict approved!
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Apple said no iphone 3gs or ipad. So christina used the nokia n97 instead. Ha!
Despite the fact that the song is horrible, how desperate is this video??
I'm thinking balls are to men what purses are to women. It's just a little bag, but we feel naked in public without it.
Carrie Bradshaw
This video is certainly giving a nod to other videos.
When she pours that bowl of black stuff over her shoulder, what was that symbolic of?
Shirtless hot dudes dancing outside in the rain seemed a bit funny actually.
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What a shame! This girl really does have a good voice (unlike the other pop tarts) and this is what she does with it.
What did I just watch? Was that a phone ad or a perfume ad? Or was it a "music video"? I'm really confused.
Heres the thing, I am good looking, I can dance, I can write songs about clubbing and humping, and I can use auto-tune, sooooooooo why am I not famous?? *shakes head* whatev
This video is tackier than a pack of Blu Tack. Come on Xtina, you didn't have to stoop to this!
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"Dog, you ain't seen the last of me! You better lick your ass with both eyes open!" - Mother Squirrel (MK)
I HATE THIS!
OH and the perfumes are real. I own them. I know y'all shocked at that. Lmao
BIONIC. The new album by Christina Aguilera. June 8th 2010
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
Trying way too hard.
There was way too much incohesive stuff going on, regardless of the innumerable "unoriginal" things involved.
I'm not really a fan of her music, but I don't mind her and would prefer her to be successful rather than not. So she wanted to make something cool and show that she's in shape--it could have been done so much better. I think this is what someone slightly out of touch would think is a really relevant video to make.
that was really bad.
Ooh, if you want everyone to know that you still have a hot bod after you've had a baby, just get the paps to take shots of you at the beach. Spare us your vanity videos.
I can't stop watching this mess! The scream, everything is so damn repulsive to me. She looks ghastly! Not pretty, no matter what you do with it. Her youth was her beauty..its gone! This makes me laugh at her interview. "It was magical"?? I can't wait for this to bomb, bitch.
How desperate will her next video be?
What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?
-Mel G.
You are so hot, let's get crazy, do some coke
-Pat O'Brien
I see shades of "3" fo sho! The men look like the exact same ones. Also..the beginning backup dancers, Robert Palmer anyone? And didn't Asshole Simpson do the cat licking milk thing? hahaha
What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?
-Mel G.
You are so hot, let's get crazy, do some coke
-Pat O'Brien
Major bowleggedness at 0:48
Christina makes a hot gimp.
She is even copying Britney with the perfume in her video ala "3".
This whole thing just made me uncomfortable for her.
What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?
-Mel G.
You are so hot, let's get crazy, do some coke
-Pat O'Brien
"Ho shit, move along pplz." LOL!!!
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!
i mean, there were a number of things wrong with that video, but she's christina aguilera, one of the few actually singers left...so i'll ignore those errors that hit my eyes. hot shades though
Im convinced that pop music only exists for strippers and drug dealers today.
this slutted up mess is so done, the track is warmed over Timbaland from 3 yrs ago, the looks are all done done done, the premise... ugh DONE.
shame because this one can really sing and has had some decent pop ballads.
nothing to see here. move along.
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Love the clothes/costumes, accessories, and the hot piece she dry-humps predictably at the end. But this is soooooooo DONE. Such a gorgeous, strong voice, and all she manages to do is make fetish sex BLAND. Oh yeah, the awkward perfume/product placement: WTF moment.
once again, a talented singer who joins the untalented ones in whoring herself out in a playboy-esque video--whatever happened to showcasing talent?
i liked it. the song is decent and i like the whore clothes. but it's too much like a madonna video tribute, unless that's what they were going for.
Ho shit, move along pplz.
"This is really confusing. Usually singers with very little talent (lady caca, madonna, shitney, etc) resort to these buffoonish antics to get people to notice them, because they can't sing their way out of a paper bag & need to act the dumbass or nobody will know they're alive. But Christina Aguilera has an incredible voice & talent for miles. Why is she acting like a whore in heat?"
One word: sellout.
And I enjoy Christina Aguilera. The only talented Mouseketeer alive who can sing without auto-tune.
not to sound like an old fart or anything, but she's a mother now. time to class it up a bit christina. if i had kids, i wouldn't want to explain this mess to them one day if they asked, but that's just me.
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!
The desperation emanating from my screen is chilling me to the marrow.
Submitted by boomsy on Fri, 04/30/2010 - 7:00pm.
When did xtina come out with a perfume? Or was that some made up thing for the video?
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I think it's real, or it's gonna be. When I saw her basically drown herself in that then the guy all licked up and down on her, I literally gagged thinking he was licking any shit that she comes up with for a perfume. Or any perfume for that matter.
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Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK
When did xtina come out with a perfume? Or was that some made up thing for the video?
Oh for #*&% sake christina!!! The longer celebrities are in the spotlight the further from reality they become and she's getting out there. I like christina's music but this just does not suit her sound or her look and I'm not one to judge parenting skills but what I do know is that no one wants to see their mother as a whore.
Okay, why the fuck would Christia Aguilara bother to do a tribute video to Madonna's Express Yourself 20 years later?! What is the whole point? I have never understood people who insist on ripping off other people's trends and ideas that they came up with first and then spinning them off as their own.
Oh wait.. Madonna did that with Marilyn Monroe in the Material Girl video and countless other things she has ripped off from other people.. so I guess it just comes full circle for everyone huh??
I finally sat through this fuckery. Every fucking frame of it is a ripoff of Madonna! Holy shit! Epic, extreme FAIL.
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This video stinks of desperation. It reminds me of that "friend" that we all have that probably is a mother of two or three kids, but insists on wearing clothes from Forever 21, wear an anklet, and perhaps a tramp stamp and a bare midriff. Totally situationally inappropriate. The slut ship sailed a long time ago, Christina. What a horrid display. I'm embarrassed for her and her son.
I find this sort of cheezy and contrived.
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
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There was also a hint of Like a Prayer and Freedom '90 (there were burning clothes in that video right?).
Just when I thought she was starting to make wiser choices with her makeup, she goes back to her tranny ways, which leaves her a base case of wonk face. Will she ever give up the bright red lipstick?
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yet another mother who feels the need to be a complete disgusting slut to show that's shes STILL GOT IT!! good for you...moving on...
I JUST CAN'T TAKE ANOTHER FUCKING LEOTARD THINGY! AND I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHO COPIED WHO,I JUST WANT IT TO STOP ALL FUCKING READY PLEASE!!!!!
Ha! Love that it's tagged "Madonna"
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If you have to preface a statement with "Not to be a total prude, but..." YOU ARE A TOTAL PRUDE.
The Google ads running across the bottom of the video were for Meow Mix and Glade air freshener. This has made my day.
First off I don't think Christina "copied" Madonna. I see the video as "paying homage" to Madonna.
But as for GaGa...
GaGa's "style" is a direct rip-off of Grace Jones so it's impossible to "copy" GaGa anyway because there is nothing original about GaGa to copy!
I'm not even slightly annoyed at the obvious "borrowing", what bothers me most is the orange red lipstick she wears in some parts. That and the parts where she's with a bunch of look alikes all in white it has a low budget effects feel to it.
Remember kids, fame is fleeting and money is just a number!
lady gaga meets madonna courtesy of christina a. who should know better. girlfriend has an amazing voice. song is crap too.
This is like...10 years too late to be either a)shocking b)interesting c) sexy. It comes off dated and desperate from Christina. And she needs to be more self aware of the fact she's very talented singing wise, but she's not a natural performer or dancer. I'm not a Gaga fan, but at least that girl can move, you can tell she's a dancer. Christina just looks all bowlegged and gawky when she dances. So the harder she tries to dance sexy, the more I just wince in second hand embarrassment. She just doesn't have a lot of charisma or sex appeal to pull something like this off. It looks desperate.
In a few weeks nobody will remember this shit..Just like when she made out with Madonna on stage at the VMA's with Britney...The media made a big deal about the kiss with Brit and Madge...they complety forgot about Xtina...
Her body, crotch up (minus boobs) is fine. Her extremely bow-legged legs? YUCK! She'll never be a ten.
It's funny, I loved Stripped and I loved her raunchy image and the songs back in 01-02. But this shit, knowing that she's a mother, repulses me. People need to mature and move on for a reason. Growth. Family. Christina… I'm no longer your fan. I still like Stripped but FUCK YOU; I'm disappointed.
Submitted by morphoeugenia on Fri, 04/30/2010 - 12:06pm.
I don't think anybody's saying Madonna lurched from the primordial ooze and begat Pop music and fashion without the influence of icons before her. But I didn't see anybody else biting her shit WHEN she was doing it. Whenever her videos came out, they were inventive. Same with Cyndi Lauper, and Janet too. There used to be all these completely unique pop stars during the same era making good music with their own style and that is missing now.
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yeah good point, u r right about that. videos like like a prayer, pleasure principle just to name a few stick out as being different and unique and no one came out a few monts later w/ anything similar. that is definately missing now.
So this is her magical artistic vision she has deigned to share with all of us little people in our little world?
She even ripped off Annie Lennox, for fuck's sake.
If you call chasing a note around for an entire song singing, then yes, she can sing.
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"You gonna give me my car, or do I gotta go to your house and shove your dog's head down the toilet?" Repo Man
I don't think anybody's saying Madonna lurched from the primordial ooze and begat Pop music and fashion without the influence of icons before her. But I didn't see anybody else biting her shit WHEN she was doing it. Whenever her videos came out, they were inventive. Same with Cyndi Lauper, and Janet too. There used to be all these completely unique pop stars during the same era making good music with their own style and that is missing now.
YousayyougotmybabybutIknowitainttrue
Ha! Gays are gonna cum out of their asses when they see this video. NSFG (Not Safe for Gays)
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Don't hate me cause I'm DLeautiful
You guys hear that? That's Gaga chuckling at this dead bitch. Why, Cristina, whyyyy?
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now, time to go rinse my brain out with some psychic mind-wash. lemony fresh!
angel-i, i think that's like saying the first person to see was the only one to see.
everyone is influenced by the language expressed around them, but it is possible to have an original vision, and to fight to express that. it doesn't mean you speak an entirely brand new made up language, especially if you want to be understood. but you can find a way to say something new with the same words, the same letters.
madonna's a plagiarist because she lifts whole sentences, paragraphs and chapters without citing the original work. as far as black and gay culture, she takes the whole book, erases the name of the writers, and scracthes in her own - then jacks up the price
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now, time to go rinse my brain out with some psychic mind-wash. lemony fresh!
Can we just stop using the words ORIGINALITY and MAINSTREAM POP in the same thought process?????
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