Jenna Jameson And Baby Huey Call The Whole Thing Off
If you stopped caring about this story two snaps after it broke, just focus on Apollonia's bodacious titty area in the picture above.
Jenna Jameson and her husband Tito Ortiz have backed away from the allegations they both made on Monday. Jenna claimed she suffered two torn ligaments after Baby Huey tossed her into a tub. Baby Huey claimed Jenna was cracked out on OxyContin at the time. Well, now lawyers for both sides have labeled it a "misunderstanding."
Jenna says: "What actually happened has now been dramatically distorted and misinterpreted and remarks that both Tito and I made after the police arrived reflect the state of shock that we were both in."
Baby Huey is now saying that he should've never accused Jenna of being high on OxyContin. He jumped to conclusions after finding two pills in the house.
A source tells TMZ that Baby Huey would've lost his UFC contract worth millions of dollars if he was charged with domestic abuse.
Baby Huey and Jenna can kindly take their bows now and exit stage left. CURTAIN DOWN. Then they need to use some of their millions to buy a handful of clues. Shit, while they're at it, they should buy me one too. Obviously, I need one since I've been posting about them over and over again during the past few days. Wait, can I trade my clue in for those two OxyContin pills?
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Jenna, as a true fren, I advise you need to lay off that man. Keep my advice on the down-low baby.
I knew that was Appollonia! Long time no see, still gorgeous. What is she doing next to those two turds though? So in summary they both back off their stories so they can keep the money rolling in, huh? Big surprise from these two.
Is that Appolonia in the background!?
I debated whether I should post on this, but I like Dlisted and feel comfortable with you hot sluts…
I know Tito very well. He is NOT what he looks like. Is he smart? No, but he is a very, very nice guy. He is very loyal, very sweet, and Jenna should be thanking fucking God or whoever that she landed his big, dumb ass, because he will stick with her through whatever abject fuckery she subjects him to. He’s not a saint by any means and he’s not a genius, but he SO is not the wifebeater/mean asshole/stereotypical roid freak that everyone keeps saying he is.
That is all.
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"To be irreplaceable, you must be different" - Coco Chanel
i hate to generalize and judge people based on how they look but he really does look like a womanbeater. if he ever headbutted her she'd be dead. poor kids, a whore for a mother and a wifebeater for a father. they have no chance.
These two losers deserve each other. I feel bad for their kids.
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Always have, always will.
2 people who should have never had kids, good god i feel sorry for them. i haven't been following this shit because quite frankly i don't care but i think this whole thing is staged.
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!
Yes...Appollonia could still get the business.
Poor Tito. He almost had an out. Now he's stuck with this lump and the two genetically conceived "twins." So sad.
Another dumb bitch that stays with her abusive man and endangers her kids...wtf is new. NEXT
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I hate to say I told you so but .......
um. what?
okay, but what does she stand to gain from this whole "misunderstanding" arrangement?
I always feel for the children as well. I hope they are shielded from the crazy.
Alot of domestic abuse cases go this way... and then she ends up OJ'd!
I pity those two kids. They don't deserve this fuckery. If Jenna was any kind of mother, she would leave this guy.
She is an insult to women who have really suffered from abuse.
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amen to that comment. For once, I'm being serious.
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Submitted by Stoney:
*puts yana's parents back on the market*
Submitted by pinklady23 on Thu, 04/29/2010 - 5:29pm.
UGH! pathetic! i swear that i felt so bad for her (having a DV past myself) i felt anger towards him and felt no matter what her past was she shouldnt be hurt... especially physically & by someone of that size! and now... im even more angry @her than hiM!
She is an insult to women who have really suffered from abuse.
Now Jenna finds out she may be losing money so she changes her story? LOL! Send this waste of space back to the sewer she crawled out of.
Wow, is that really Apollonia upstairs? Haven't seen her since the 80's (I think...that was the 80's when she was making herself a household name right? I might be confusing her with others in the Prince entourage/harem)...anyhoo, she looks good!
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Let me introduce myself: I'm a misanthropic jerk with no friends and even my enemies are embarrassed they know me. I live in a vacuum of booze, cigarettes, fast food, celebrity and junk culture.
I'm starting to care...nah!
*swoons* they're all so classy. Right up my alley.
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Submitted by Stoney:
*puts yana's parents back on the market*
Damn, Apollonia is still beautiful. I remember her in Purple Rain - she looked perfect. Her face was like a doll face. I always wanted to look just like her.
I stopped caring about this shit the minute I heard it. This needs a "The Who Cares News" tag.
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"Draw a chalk outline of your vagina on the floor, because I'm going to murder it tonight! Cooch Scene Investigation!" MK
These assholes are perfect for each other.
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Don't hate me cause I'm DLeautiful
I LOVE IT, I LOVE IT, I LOVE IT...I'm so down with this couple, it's awesome....It's like when Roy came forward and blamed himself when I...er, 'that tiger' mauled his ass...only BETTER cuz I...er, I mean... 'that tiger' was really high on catnip at the time...I hear ounces were found in my...er, her cage...but Roy later denied that too...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Got these two some air time...blog time..and time away from each other. WIN WIN WIN!
"Fuck me running..."
What do you expect from a couple of dirtbags?
Trailer-trash with money.
(Not that there aren't some nice people that live in trailers.) :^D
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Larry King: "What is the secret to a lasting marriage?"
Paul Newman: "Lust, respect, patience and determination."
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 04/29/2010 - 7:20pm.
Submitted by caprica six on Thu, 04/29/2010 - 6:59pm.
disasters, denials, curtains, porn, jumping to conclusions, oxycontin, misunderstandings, titties, bruising, $$$, babies and clues.
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EQUALS!:
A career in the music industry!
http://www.deathandtaxesmagazine.com/?p=11111
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"....In an interview with LadieZ Night, Jameson claims to have gotten involved with singing early on in her career..."
flmao, i'd have loved to witness the classy LadieZ Night interview. where was this interview? at a back alley free clinic? bet anything that this classy mag or whatever is owned by the same peeps that did the genius hailey potted-plantman 'Steppin out' treat.
ugh-a-rama
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Ha...if you are going to bury a ho like this in a dessert...make sure it is covered by mucho whipped cream and cherries...(to avoid the stench)...but I would much rather bury her in the desert...(sorry but I couldn't resist that!!)
Yea, if I had been fucked as many times as Jenna, I'd be on OxyContin too.
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So why are we all here again?
Submitted by caprica six on Thu, 04/29/2010 - 6:59pm.
disasters, denials, curtains, porn, jumping to conclusions, oxycontin, misunderstandings, titties, bruising, $$$, babies and clues.
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EQUALS!:
A career in the music industry!
http://www.deathandtaxesmagazine.com/?p=11111
♥ Threadkilla!
BRING BACK THE BOOT MOVES!~:
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disasters, denials, curtains, porn, jumping to conclusions, oxycontin, misunderstandings, titties, bruising, $$$, babies and clues.
so much for wishing something extraordinary would happen today *snark* =P
=== "...Find...And Fulfill...Your Destiny..." ===
Shouldn't Gloria Allred be involved in this fuckery somehow by now?
Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 04/29/2010 - 6:32pm.
I'm going to start a band called "Fat & Jesus-y"
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I wanna play the harp!
I'm going to start a band called "Fat & Jesus-y".
There for a minute I thought I cared, but it was only gas.
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Submitted by Michael K on Thu, 04/29/2010 - 9:33am.
I wish I had something to suck on. Love you all like a dildo. Even the ghost chasers (I'm looking at you, you dumb bitch Morbid).
Meeeeeeeeeeat Faaaaaaaaaaaaace
it worked out so well for both parties, then didn't it? he's going to keep his contract worth million$ and she gets to keep snorting Oxy's to deal w/ the pain of a double miscarriage and scarring from the HP virus.
I'm trying to work up some energy to care
Nope, couldn't do it.
Even after repeated blows to the head, I would still have the common sense to never marry a hooker/porn star. And even if I was that mentally incapacitated, my buddies would have the good sense to give her a stack of Benjies and send her packing. And if that didn't work, kill the bitch and bury her in the dessert for me.
Tito's bros really let him down on this one. I blame them.
mike,
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So it's looking like Tito did it and Jenna withdrew the charges because it'd mean she would lose her cash cow?
Yikes. I think I'm going to choose to believe it was a "misunderstanding" because if it weren't, it's major fucked up.
DRAMA! and why can i totally play out how this scenario/conversation may have gone down (pun!) in my head?! I NEED A HOBBY!
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
What-the-fuck-ever.
Relatedly, I was recently watching the retardation that is Insane Clown Posse's "Miracles" over on youtube, and and noticed that some juggalo commenter spelled oxycontin "oxy cotton." Another said that people should quit hating and just focus on the message which was to "not take shit for granite."
I almost peed myself laughing! hee heeeeeeeee
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If you have to preface a statement with "Not to be a total prude, but..." YOU ARE A TOTAL PRUDE.
o.k. so we don't have to see them for a while until Jenna needs to feel significant again...what a looozer...and fake...she is so transparent...and without a doubt using drugs...he probably is too, she just used the last of the stuff, he got mad and pushed her...just like the little babies they are...dumb ass turds!!
I fucking agree with you 100% Jim!!!!!
Fucking fuckers!! Faking this shit for attention. I think there was even a blind item about a couple that was gonna fake some drama for attention.
BINGO!
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!
ATTENTION WHORES!!!!!!!!!! I LIVE IN ORANGE COUNTY, MAKE THESE 2 FUCKS PAY ALL THE FUCKING BILLS FOR THIS PUBLICITY STUNT!
Submitted by zomay on Thu, 04/29/2010 - 5:41pm.
Apollonia is still hot.
Vanity was always #1 in my book, but Apollonia has eclipsed her with age. Vanity's all fat and Jesus-y now.
When he hit her she said something to the fact that he had never done it before, she had never seen him get angry and she hoped it would work out between them so I never figured they would end it.
Dude flipped because he jumped to conclusions, she got side tracked with the paps, he got pissed she was talking and then they both fucked themselves. Now no one's going to give two fucks because they both wanted to outdo each other by making the other look bad. When really they enver intended to fuck each othr over in the first palce.
The story always changes once everyone sobers up (and realizes what they have to lose). Damn shame for the kids involved.
We'll be seeing this scenario again with these two. And I think Apollonia needs to put an ice pack on her boobs... it looks like she's having an allergic reaction to something.