Wednesday, April 28th 2010
Face! Face! Face! I Give Face! Beauty! Face!
Kate Hudson usually gives me cotton mouth, but she's actually moisturizing my chops here.
Wearing a cape from Cache's "Ode to Dominique Deveraux" collection, Kate POSED FOR HER LIFE at last night's NYC premiere of The Killer Inside Me. The killer inside Kate commanded her to murder camera lenses with her posing skills, because she laid it on thick. Incontinent drag queens on Ecstasy ain't got shit on Kate.
Here's more of Kate mugging and bugging at last night's premiere with her co-star The Ghost Of Crib Skirts Past.


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If Jerry Hall and Sharon Stone had a midget love child you'd have Kate Hudson.
Miseralba looks like she should be sipping sangria on a balcony sonewhere, not at a movie premier.
WOW lots of Kate haters here, whatever, I like her and think she looks fab, and last nite was very very cold in NYC, so her dress was appropriate and so was the cape.
I thought we were all whorz, what's so wrong about being married a few times and sucking lots of diff dicks???? I dont get it?
Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Wed, 04/28/2010 - 3:58pm.
Johnny's girl she's definitely had a lot of work done. Her original nose wasn't that bad--just shaved it down I guess.
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Damn - looks like sh'e had a couple jobs done on it. She better stop, it's disappearing!
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Johnny's girl she's definitely had a lot of work done. Her original nose wasn't that bad--just shaved it down I guess.
http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/49/82/kate_slide8.0.0.0x0.432x432.jpeg
I usually don't like capes or ponchos or anything of that ilk - but I actually like this one. Prob cuz I'm a slore for black-and-grey and stripes, and hardware.
My question is: what is up with her non-nose? I never really noticed before how so not-there it is. Anybody know if that is her natural nose?
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If you have to preface a statement with "Not to be a total prude, but..." YOU ARE A TOTAL PRUDE.
Does she have a fan base? And who would these people be? I don't understand what her appeal would be for any demographic.
PREGGERS!
Tex Perkins.
Google him you dumb fuck!
I have to disagree MK - she looks terrible. She's getting to an age where piles of makeup make her look worse.
She looks wasted.
She looks fabulous, I guess the A-Rod cock is keeping her very happy. I like her for some reason, some movies I just wanna gouge my eyes out that she is in, but Ive always liked her, and she looks beyond beautiful. That cape is to die for. *(sighs at being poor*)
Cant find a flaw in anything on her, from hair to makeup to legs, bronzer, shoes, toe polish, she just really really looks spectacular tonite, much better than Ive seen her look in a very long time. Im loving that cape, oh lord,and Im not a LV fan at all.
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 04/28/2010 - 11:49am.
Pamela, dahling! The reason this trick can't keep a man is because she is ready to move in after the third date and ready for a ring by the seventh.
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This is true. She totally has Anistonitis. And it is 100 times worse when she is always draggin that kid into it. I don't know what happened with her and Chris Robinson, but he would have to do something pretty heinous before I could walk away from that voice of his. Laadamercy.
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If I have to come back here it's gonna get fuckin ugly.
Git it girl!
If only I was her chola cousin... true beauty would finally blossom upon this earf
This wench's next movie should be a remake of "Snow White." With those elephantine ears she can portray Dopey!
She's just a desperate lass seeking attention. She reminds me of "Taterhead." She wants to be famous and a celebrity but comes short of ability. Being related to a has-been actress does not guarantee anything.
Is it me or is she getting less attractive?
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 04/28/2010 - 11:57am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 04/28/2010 - 11:52am.
I think she's hot... JAlba not so much.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
BOO, YOU WHORE. MissJaneTexas 04/14/10
Dominique Deveraux collection - LOL. Good one! This tramp is so fake and annoying. She's a celebrity-fucker, a has-been's kid, and that's about all.
What the hell is Alba wearing? yikes. The both of 'em look ridiculous.
It's obviously not a good idea to time your pill popping to be coming up just as you pose for a barrage of photographers. She'll be embarrased in the morning.
WTF with the poses?? Was she huffing paint before walking the carpet?
Really LOL when she made the most beautiful list a couple of years ago. She is as fake as her boobies and very annoying, one might add. Compared to this poser Goldie Hawn is the real thing in every sense (comic talent, cute, star appeal, balanced belief system and lifestyle).
Dominique Devereaux???
MK, have I told you lately that I love you?
Why is Kates head twice the size of Miseralba's?
She always had big ears. But what's with the cheekbones? Usually her cheeks are totally flat. Did she had them plumped when she had the boob job?
Wow. Finally some photos where Miseralba doesn't look like a miserable bitch.
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LMAO !! is that what she got implants for to wear panchos? loser..I despise this cunt
She annoys the hell out of me. And those ears! LMAO
MiserAlba looks like she's the bride in a hippie wedding.
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I don't think that's a gift on the floor, it might be a sandbag to help hold down the backdrop.
Kate's cape looks like the zarape my abuelita drapes over her plastic couch.
I DON'T GET IT WITH WHORE, SHE IS NOT FUCKING HOT AT ALL! HER FACE IS SHIT, SHE HAS ZERO TITIES AND SHE GAINS WEIGHT OVERNIGHT BUT SOME REASON SHE IS CONSIDERED "SEXY".....FUCK NOT!
Submitted by Reeter on Wed, 04/28/2010 - 12:25pm.
Submitted by Chirio on Wed, 04/28/2010 - 12:20pm.
is that a gift on the floor? that green thing? Yes, that's how important I think of kate..i get distracted by boring shit
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It kind of looks like an ugly (and flat) pillow. ; )
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Submitted by Chirio on Wed, 04/28/2010 - 12:20pm.
is that a gift on the floor? that green thing? Yes, that's how important I think of kate..i get distracted by boring shit
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It kind of looks like an ugly (and flat) pillow. ; )
She has gnarly, nasty Vadge talons; especially, in the last thumbnail pic.
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is that a gift on the floor? that green thing? Yes, that's how important I think of kate..i get distracted by boring shit
Coma Caca!
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She looks like a 50+ golddigging alcholic, on her third husband already. FAIL.
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Must be the new boobies. She got titties now y'all!!!
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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what?
Coma Caca!
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I think Kate's dress is totally inappropriate for it being almost May. Is it wool? I mean c'mon, the poncho is OVERKILL! That is the best her face has looked in a long time. I dont like Alba, but at least her dress fits the season.
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 04/28/2010 - 12:01pm.
I'm thinking that "Don't worry, I'm in remission right now" will do that a leedle faster.
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LMFAO!!! Yeah I think you have me there.
Mugging and bugging, I love it!
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Gawd, this is hollywood royalty. I remember how hot Melanie Griffith used to look (before PS and alcohol) and Kate just never had it like that.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 04/28/2010 - 11:35am.
WTF, Miseralba's shoes?
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Nepotism in full bloom. (Her acting skills suck.)
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Submitted by Pamela on Wed, 04/28/2010 - 11:55am.
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 04/28/2010 - 11:49am.
Pamela, dahling! The reason this trick can't keep a man is because she is ready to move in after the third date and ready for a ring by the seventh.
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When are women gonna learn? Nothing makes a man flaccid and out the door faster then marriage talk?? Not even hollywood actresses are immune. tsk tsk
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I'm thinking that "Don't worry, I'm in remission right now" will do that a leedle faster.
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sushi, this will be a crazy night. Hope it doesn't put our friendship to the test. It's just a game after all, but it's do or die tonight.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 04/28/2010 - 11:52am.
I think she's hot... JAlba not so much.
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Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters.
You're just enchanted by her "I'll blow a guy anytime" face.
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Ha! You're making me laugh today MK. I totally envisioned some vogue moves around the face and pictured Kate saying, "Face! Face! Face! I Give Face! Beauty! Face!"
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Well, now we know for sure Kate can't do sophisticated. Uggs yes, Vuitton no.
I'll give her that she looks decent here, but really people, how long do you think it took her to get that look?
Bitch had to have hired a whole damn team to put that shit on her face and do her hair.
What guy wants a chick that takes an 1/8 (or more) of their day to look like this?