Lavender Champagne In A Lucite Flute
Pour the coffee down the drain, put the meth pipe back in your desk drawer and tell your co-worker that they don't need to inject your veins with Red Bull this morning. Who needs any of those things to take them up up and away when you can sip on this sparkling drink of elegance. Yes, you might get HPV warts on your gums and throat, but that's a small price to pay!
Here's the Empress of Lucite looking like a single strand of lavender sprouting out of an angel's asshole. Doesn't she just take your breath away? Again, it could be the genital warts in you throat blocking your windpipe, but she's still the most beautiful woman IN DA WORLD! You know this.
And somewhere in Buckingham Palace, Queen Elizabeth II is sending her styling team into a frenzy, because now they have to find a new outfit for her to wear to church on Sunday.
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I've never seen anyone so in love with her feet.
Did this bitch leave the house like this,and more importantly were her daughters there to witness this fuckery?! What a crazy bitch, she'll probably be buried in those things on her feet!!!!
Submitted by itsthebritneybitch on Wed, 04/28/2010 - 3:09pm.
She should hook up with Vanilla Gorilla...
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She doesn't have enough tattoos for him.
I got crabs just looking at that.
That is what a horslag looks like.
She looks pretty respectable...from the neck up!
She is a streetwalker, right? I mean who else advertises their pussay/titays like that?
The one woman who can make Coco seem demure.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Oh how proud the kids must be when they see this shit on line.
I've seen classier and more refined meth-hookers stumbling out of the park for their mid-afternoon fix. How soon before her three daughters don burkas?
Is there some sort of fantastic secret behind the gradient tan that I just don't understand?
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
P.S.-those disgusting mud flaps she calls her labia in her sex tape also are the worst set of beef curtains in the world.
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"Money is the magic wand that turns a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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She may be the skankiest and most delusional woman I have ever seen in my life-there is nothing left to say that hasn't already been stated here on Dlisted over the past 5 years. Just shaking my head in disbelief.
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"Money is the magic wand that turns a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Sad just plain sad
Medusa is a snake-headed beauty!
Ick - I can't stand the way she "paints outside the lines" with her lipstick. gross
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If you have to preface a statement with "Not to be a total prude, but..." YOU ARE A TOTAL PRUDE.
WRONG WRONG WRONG...does she NOT know that purple/lavender is the colour of OLD LADIES....get a purple hat with a huge feather in it.......
No...I saw that exact same dress on one of the old ladies at the rest home when I visted my Nana.
....so I am not sold.
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OK, now MK ıs serıously gonna have to fınd another trıck to love!
No thıs skank bıscuıt ıs NOT wearıng thıs on a street that ıs not the ho stroll?!
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Next time the Countess wants to record a song on elegance, she must consult the Empress first!
lavender fishnet is the new black!
She should hook up with Vanilla Gorilla...
Lol, all those people in the back are laughing at her. Truly, some people are seriously deluded, especially in Hollyweird!
Put some clothes on already! At least put some cream on that dried out leather skin.
Oh! Such beauty!
I hope RuPaul has her as a guest judge on the next season of Drag Race!!!!!!!!!
being a cum dumpster whore with pride, it's the way to go people
Does she or anyone else truly think there is something sexually attractive about this? This is laughable, as the woman in the background is showing us.
http://www.sceneoutlines.blogspot.com
in all these comments, how has nobody mentioned her legs are a different color?
She looks like an over the hill Paris Hilton.
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I'm your huckleberry...
Shauna Sand really does need to tie a lavender ribbon round a bottle of bubbly and leave it on your doorstep next to a suggestively dropped lucite slipper to thank you for all your consuming flattery...
Perfect dress for casual Fridays at work.
Sweet!!! Just a little something she borrowed from her daughters closet.
She totally wears this outfit to parent-teacher meetings. It must be so hard for someone like this to age that only has a nice pair of plastic tits and lucite heels to offer the world. What does she do again?
say something nice...hmmm the floor looks clean
Coma Caca!
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We should all thank those stars
I love the flower in her hair. It says "I have cultivated dis outfit." So demure!
YousayyougotmybabybutIknowitainttrue
Bitch should be arrested for indecent exposure.
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Life's a jest, and all things show it/I thought so once, but now I know it.
Is there really a point to that LV bag?! You wear an "outfit" that probably cost 10.99 on clearance from the Fredericks of Hollywood catalogue and then pair it with a LV bag, for what?! To class it up? Bitch please..its like a hooker throwing on some Loui Boutons that cost a couple grand just so she can go walk the ho stroll in Atlantic City.
" Now, I'm not sayin' I'm the best...but, I'm the best"
-Kanye West
SS surely is an attention slut.
At least she's not carrying that leopard print LV bag.
Not all who wander are lost ...
OMG just saw Xtina take Shauna's queen of elegance title right now on JJ.
There is so much competition between demure flowers at the moment.
Let's all us ladies start outlining our lips ¼" bigger than their natural contours.
http://tlc.discovery.com/tv/say-yes-dress/images/Camille.jpg
Ugh, she gets fuglier every day. What happened to the long hair extentions? Did she swap them out for shorter ones?
i'm disappointed in shauna's choice of purse...
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Nice try Shauna. Nothing matches anything, purple and orange don't mix well, that bedazzled phone you're holding looks like something you found on the beach, and we can see your aureolas peeking out from umder that doily someone told you was a dress. Too bad there's no pic of your backside because we all know there's a flower over your asshole. Right?
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
I officially feel sorry for this woman
I USED to love that color! Am I the only one that thinks Shauna looks a lil preggo? Her belly is usually flat but not today. God, I need to show my teenage daughters this so they can appreciate their mom. A person witha legitimate place in life. Shauna is getting too old for this fuckery. Slutty does not equal sessy.
I saw that outfit hanging on the clearance rack at Ross
My god, she is SO desperate for attention. You don't have to flash your skin and nips if you want to be sexy. So now she's done wearing super tight dresses and is going to start wearing 'barely there' super tight dresses. I feel so embarrassed for her daughters.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Is this from BloHan's new clothing line? Skank Couture, Limited?
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I'm not a coke addict - I just like the way it smells.
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goddamnit. i didn't need to see that. EVER. pass the eye bleach please.
jt
seriously, it's much too early for this kind of visual fuckery. now I've got to go wash my eyes out with soap!