Wednesday, April 28th 2010

The Hills Have Kids


From the same child pimps who brought us Little Jersey Shore, here's The Hills as performed by kids! Although, The Hills that is on MTV right now IS filled with children who droll uncontrollably, leave turds in the tub, can't chew on solid foods all the way and scream for mommy in the middle of the night. Maybe Little Spencer can teach Big Spencer how to pee pee in the toilet without getting any on the bathroom floor. Probably not. Big Spencer is a lost cause.

And the little girl who plays Ceiling Eyes better win every single Emmy, Webby, Oscar, Pulitzer, Nobel Peace Prize, etc...etc...

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Meeshie's picture

Usually these videos are not funny (like SNL, Tracy Morgan or Sinbad) but this one actually made me laugh..alot! Brilliant!

angel_i's picture

I'm watching the hills right now. To see.
What I see is that it's EXACTLY like this!
LOL! Even that it's all these little baby voiced girls Ha.

ETA: I can see why tweens love this shit tho. The tween in me is mesmerized even while totally bored by it all.

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Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Wed, 04/28/2010 - 11:37am.

That plastic mask bit was a stroke of genius.
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So true. It made her look JUST like Heidi!:)

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johnnysgirl's picture

Hahaha, love it.

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I never watched one episode of The Hills, but the playing Audrina was fucking hilarious!

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Pookie's picture

Had to watch it just to see Baby Ceiling Eyes & her award-worthy performance.

BRAVO!! Brilliant! Baby Ceiling Eyes FTW!

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This was more entertaining than the actual episode of "The Hills" which aired last night.

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Sexecution's picture

Better "acting" and it moves at a faster pace than the real Hills. Agreed, Ceiling eyed child is brills! Hilarious! Child Spencer should replace molester Spencer for sure.

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OMG that was so fucking funny the little audrina
girl kept lookup up HAHAHA ceiling eyes!!!

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The girl who played Audrina was really cute, she's going to grow up into a beautiful lady.

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LMAO..that was cute. Awesome performance by little 'ceiling eyes!'

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salacious's picture

It's bad that these kids acting puts the original cast to shame. Well, except for the Barbie doll maybe, which gave the same performance as the "original" Heidi.

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im mom's picture

that is 10 times more amusing then the real show. too funny. lil audrina was amazing! "Oh my god, Justin". haha, hilarious

angel_i's picture

y thank u, stanky! :D

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kari54's picture

haha, don't watch the hills (but know who the ppl are b/c of dlisted).. and this is awesome... and cute :)

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That's the most I've ever seen of the Hills. I'm not surprised to see that the second three minutes is the same as the first three and so on....kids are cute. But this show is SO dry even these kids weren't THAT cute. The boys were cute tho;p

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Total riot.

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LMAO!

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jack-n-the-hat's picture

lil Audrina = fucking hilarious!!
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ImpertinentVixen's picture

I can't look at this, I just can't.

Remember the little swearing girl, Pearl, in that video with Will Ferrell? Put that up again.

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I'm not watching this shit. I can't even handle The Hills commercials.

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pass on this turd

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shandiRW's picture

watching dvr'd 'the hills' from last night (missed it), the beginning is very "twilight zone", the old one with the woman who got a face transplant and the pig looking people?>! aghh! this is getting good...

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Anonymous101's picture

Lil Spencer holding a Barbie doll (aka Heidi post surgery) at the end. BWAHAHAHAHA - that was cute ;)

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Mabel Hodges's picture

This version is WAY better!!

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wristband's picture

OMG the little Audrina nailed the ceiling eyes!

I am such a sucker for these damn videos. And the kid who plays Spencer was Pauly in the Jersey Shore video!

Wanna play trucks?

babybunny's picture

dayum that was cute...and right on the money...LOVE Ceiling Eyes...and why is Spencer holding a doll..funny as hell and I would much rather watch this than the real thing!

Great idea! These girls are younger, prettier, smarter and more sophisticated than the originals. Let it echo through your ears ladies: YOUNGER, YOUnger, younger...PRETTIER, PREtier, prettier, etc.

Bossy's picture

Spot on! I'd like to see the version TexnDoc mentioned but I'm too lazy to find it, sounds entertaining though.

snowpiece's picture

that was hysterical, LMAO @ Audrina and Spencer
and the captions
"Spencer: Horrible Person"

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TexnDoc's picture

It was funny, but the other one you had a while back, with senior citizens re-enacting actual "Hills" moments, was funnier. The Spence - Heidi octogenarian's going "Oh, Spencer." "Oh, Heidi."

Captain Obvious's picture

Fucking brilliant! The Audrina character nailed it.

I only made it to "I am daiting him, I think"

Lmao @ Audrina