He Said, She Said
After Tito Ortiz was arrested for allegedly whooping Jenna Jameson's ass, she brought her twin boys outside to talk to the media about the incident. If it was me, I would be inside watching the last 45-minutes of What's Love Got To Do With It for inspiration, but Jenna does things differently I guess.
Jenna said that Baby Huey tossed her into the bath tub after she said something "very hurtful to his ego." Jenna suffered two tore up ligaments in her shoulder. Jenna left for Las Vegas yesterday to get away from his ass.
After Baby Huey was released on bail, he held a press conference with his lawyer to give his side of the story. Baby Huey swears he never put his hands on Jenna. He says that she's a longtime OxyContinhead who had a relapse yesterday. Baby Huey's lawyer said:
"Jenna has been fighting a battle with OxyContin addiction for the past year. For Tito and her family this has been an uphill battle. Unfortunately this morning she had a relapse. Tito was trying to help her, she has threatened suicide before. Tito has done everything in his power to protect her privacy and the privacy of their children.When you're dealing with people on OxyContin they don't always have the best sense of balance. Jenna and Tito have two children together, they planned on spending the rest of their lives together. They want nothing more than to work together on this."
Jenna denies she's thirsty for OxyContin and said Baby Huey's accusation is the "last nail in the coffin."
What I want to know is what did Jenna say to Baby Huey? Did she tell him that when he fucks her it feels like he's throwing a flea's leg down an airport hangar? Did she tell him that he's as hung as her belly button? Did she tell him that his jizz load smells like foie gras? This is what we need to know.
In the meantime, here's some pictures of Jenna, her father, her twinsies and their hot nanny hanging outside her house yesterday. Since Jenna has been through some shit, I will refrain from talking about how she looks like Muffy from Antz after getting the Wildenstein Special.
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Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Tue, 04/27/2010 - 11:58am.
Jenna said in an interview that her dad dated her pornstar friends when she was in the business and that he supported her fucking on film for coin. Obviously serious shit has gone wrong in that family from the beginning.
Yes...I've heard that he was "behind" her from the beginning!
Is her dad wearing an Ed Hardy shirt??
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Tue, 04/27/2010 - 11:53am.
---> rape is NEVER ever ok. EVER! and i'm sure that occasionally happens, but I think on the whole, most rape survivors are too violated mentally and physically to entertain partying all night and fucking everything that moves until several years later and even then...Lets be real - sometimes skanks are just being skanks! I'm sure they're really very nice people when they're not fucking your husband/significant other and ruining your life. Some people just don't have a reliable moral compass, and I've met a couple who didn't seem to have one at all!
She gives excellent "poor me" face.
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Jenna said in an interview that her dad dated her pornstar friends when she was in the business and that he supported her fucking on film for coin. Obviously serious shit has gone wrong in that family from the beginning.
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I can't even get to the end yet!
Jenna said that Baby Huey tossed her into the bath tub after she said something "very hurtful to his ego."
Somebody said that yesterday! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!
They said she'd said something to him about him being tiny compared to the three big cocks she's used to taking in front of the camera! LOLOLOLOL!
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Sometimes, rape survivors do become sexually promiscuous in a misguided effort to take their sexual power back. Rumor has it, according to another gossip blog, that actress Gabrielle Union has the same issue. She is a rape survivor who allegedy has banged bunches of rappers and athletes--married and single--from L.A. to Miami. It's even hurt her career because she spends more time partying and fucking than auditioning. Or at least that's the rumor...
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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Submitted by smeltonjohn on Tue, 04/27/2010 - 11:47am.
*snicker*
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Submitted by Dog on Tue, 04/27/2010 - 11:43am.
Submitted by smeltonjohn on Tue, 04/27/2010 - 11:39am.
Apparently they admit cretins, though.
---> Hey, it's located in Quebec, what can I say?
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Submitted by sugar free on Tue, 04/27/2010 - 11:38am.
i'm Team Neutral on this one until more info comes out.
but i am a little disturbed by some of the comments here. granted, she didn't choose the most respectable profession, but does that give him or any man a free pass to slap her around - allegedly?
she's fucked hundreds (thousands?) of men, so this means she deserves to be unloved or treated like shit? i'll give her credit that at the very least she had the good sense to "retire" when her babies were born.
---> no, she does not deserve to be (allegedly) slapped around regardless of her profession.No one should be treated like shit. Violence is not the answer. However do I think her career choice has influenced her ability to be in long-term stable relationship. You dont fuck hundreds of guys on camera and walk away from it normal. MY question really is what type of man would WANT her at this point? buy her dvd's! save yourself the time, effort and money.
Submitted by smeltonjohn on Tue, 04/27/2010 - 11:39am.
Apparently they admit cretins, though.
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Submitted by Dog on Tue, 04/27/2010 - 11:32am.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Tue, 04/27/2010 - 11:23am.
I'm with you guys. I knew something from the beginning.
Also, all I have to say is: How did two humanoid ducks make such cute kids?! Her arm must hurt so bad that she's carrying one of her toddlers... oh wait.
i'm Team Neutral on this one until more info comes out.
but i am a little disturbed by some of the comments here. granted, she didn't choose the most respectable profession, but does that give him or any man a free pass to slap her around - allegedly?
she's fucked hundreds (thousands?) of men, so this means she deserves to be unloved or treated like shit? i'll give her credit that at the very least she had the good sense to "retire" when her babies were born.
*hums "naughty girls need love too"*
So there are 2 true whores on Dlisted.. that number seems low.
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"I truly don't like you as a person. Can't one human being not like another human being? Can't we all just not get along?"
Holy shit!
I just realized I'm wearing the EXACT SAME OUTFIT as Jenna RIGHT NOW!
Sans ugly belt, Payless scrunch boots and 3 sizes too small jeans.
Regular size jeans and flip flops, but still.
Should I change?
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
I've been guilty of it now and then. Women gots to realize that if you date a jerk, no matter how differently and special they treat you at the beginning of the relationship, they will revert back to being an ass at some point down the line.
oh great... more "alt" theories...
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
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Submitted by rukiddingme on Tue, 04/27/2010 - 11:26am.
I find it hard to believe that being gang raped would make you want to go into the porn industry. I don't buy it.
--->AMEN! I've been saying that for an hour now LOL
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 04/27/2010 - 11:21am.
The reason she went into sex work is because she was sexually abused as a child. The drug addictions, plastic surgery despite her exceptional good looks, choice of profession; tells me she was abused. Breaks my heart if I think about it too hard. And strengthens my resolve to keep my daughters as safe from molestation as I possibly can.
I know I say this ad nauseam, but watching "Intervention" taught me that. 90% of the addicts on that show were sexually abused as children
----> so get THERAPY, not gangbanged as a living! spend money on THERAPY not bad plastic surgery! And don't even get me started on the "Intervention" show...what should be someone's personal hell is broadcast across the country as entertainment?? It's sensationalism...we'll help your addict kid only if you help us get ratings?? I like to think as a species we're better than that and have more compassion for our fellow beings than that.
I find it hard to believe that being gang raped would make you want to go into the porn industry. I don't buy it.
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I bet she is kind of regretting calling out Kendra for being a BAD MOMMY for shaking her ass on stage.
oh good, is Jana gone? cuz Ize so SKAIRT!!!!!
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"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
"Pray for us Oranges" CHIRIO
I believe her side that Tito grabbed her arm but I also believe his side that it had to do with her addiction to pills. He has probably put up with a lot of shit and finally snapped. They need to stay away from each other.
On a side note, I wish Jenna would put some sunblock on those kids.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
The reason she went into sex work is because she was sexually abused as a child. The drug addictions, plastic surgery despite her exceptional good looks, choice of profession; tells me she was abused. Breaks my heart if I think about it too hard. And strengthens my resolve to keep my daughters as safe from molestation as I possibly can.
I know I say this ad nauseam, but watching "Intervention" taught me that. 90% of the addicts on that show were sexually abused as children.
well, if they stay in LA it wont be nearly a big deal as it would be anywhere else. Lots of kids in LA have parents who are in sex tapes...they'll fit right in! (like a dick into Jenna's box)
oh the jokes write themselves with this story
Waka Baka let's not limit her to dicks.. you know better.
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"I truly don't like you as a person. Can't one human being not like another human being? Can't we all just not get along?"
Ahh...Jenna, the mouth that's tasted ten thousand dicks (amongst other things) and a vagina that's had more trains than Grand Central Station.
Your kids will be proud to learn that when they grow up, go to school and be teased to death. Ha, Ha your monmmy was a bottomless pit for dicks. Ha, ha.....
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Bahaha Dog. Poor sucky.
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"I truly don't like you as a person. Can't one human being not like another human being? Can't we all just not get along?"
when those poor babies are teenagers....man, they're gonna suffer over their mom's past. every boy in their school will have watched their mom's porno.
she looks like her eyes have been punched out with a hole punch, her face is all blurry and wobbly, and she's clearly lying about the shoulder injury. addiction is a bitch. i seriously hope she gets help and can get sober and stay that way; a porn star past ain't no joke.
ps: is this what heidi montag was aiming for?
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now, time to go rinse my brain out with some psychic mind-wash. lemony fresh!
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 04/27/2010 - 11:05am.
Dog, we're all fat. Just ask Sucky!
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Sucky is fat except where it counts, mon.
*sniff*
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Dog, we're all fat. Just ask Sucky!
Those poor children. They are beautiful and don't deserve this shit.
Also, Jenna has gotten waaaay too much plastic surgery. She looks terrible.
If Tito hit her once, then that is once too many. She needs to leave him. I don't care how colorful this woman's past is, no one deserves this.
They both sound fat Dog. Methinks Marvin protests too much.
I think Jana should date Marvin and maybe they'll be too busy to post on here anymore.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Tue, 04/27/2010 - 10:56am.
I bet Jana is a fatty who works at Golden Corral. Her "business meetings" take place on the toilet.
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Judging by what went on yesterday, I thought that is Marvin!
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Does anyone else think she looks like catwoman (jocelyn wildenstien) in some of these pics?!?!?! WTF happened to her, she use to be attractive!
I second that. The kids are precious. Really sad for them.
"I'm talking scorched earth mother fucker!"
Submitted by Bunnyman on Tue, 04/27/2010 - 10:49am.
Said something "very hurtful to his ego" = you got a small, stubby, boring dick.
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No, she sent that in an email to Jon Gosselin. He cried like a little bitch, too, then went on "ET" to tell the world about it. Then he sued.
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Submitted by thegobbler on Tue, 04/27/2010 - 10:49am.
Oooh, lunch meetings and weekend pr events! A 90k job! A McGill education and model looks! Yes, keep reminding us all of how jealous we should be of your incredible life, and how lucky we are to be blessed by your presence on dlisted.
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I bet Jana is a fatty who works at Golden Corral. Her "business meetings" take place on the toilet.
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"I truly don't like you as a person. Can't one human being not like another human being? Can't we all just not get along?"
Those boys look adorable.
Her face looks like Vanilla pudding thats been left out overnight. I bet she smells like wet diaper and Oxycontin powder. ugh. I used to love her.
"I'm talking scorched earth mother fucker!"
Submitted by smeltonjohn on Tue, 04/27/2010 - 10:37am.
ok, i imagine this will come across wrong but i'm sort of lost here...
I am all for women "empowering" themselves by getting fucked for money by lots of men on camera...what you do with your life is your business
BUT
I cannot see what any man would want with a pornstar (and by man, i mean a real man, not a tiger/jesse/douchbaggy kind of man)
I mean....tons of guys have been inside her, you know what every inch of her body looks like and what faces she makes when she's getting rammed...so what is left to share between the 2 of you that's special?
I can't imagine it's special to fuck someone and at the same time there could be thousands of people watching her get fucked by someone else...? That isn't disconcerting?
I mean...I feel bad she got her ass beat (if that is the case) but WTF was she doing in a serious relationship anyways?
It's like wanting to be a celebrity but have lots of privacy...if I see your face everywhere, i'm going to want to know who you are and what's different about you...if you're going to fuck lots of men for money on camera...you kind give up your ability to have a stable, long-term relationship I think...every decision has a consequence and i'm not saying it's right or wrong since everyone is different, i just don't understand who would want to be in a relationship with someone who's been engaging in that career choice, that's all. You've already seen it! Been there,done that! He could have watched the dvd's and saved himself child support payments
You can't tell me that someone who did THAT to their face isn't completely fucked up. I'm sick of porn stars and their "empowerment" bs. Getting fucked in every orifice by hundreds and hundreds of men in your lifetime isn't normal and will haunt you.
thegobbler - Oops, my bad.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 04/27/2010 - 10:49am.
Don't forget to bang your boss after lunch!
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ahahahaha-Only if he's married.
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"gobble a bowl of dicks" submitted by HOTNEY
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 04/27/2010 - 10:46am.
I think people deal with things like that in different ways just like people grieve death in different ways. But I don't think normal people who grew up living well adjusted lives say "i wanna do gang-bangs for a living"
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For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Submitted by Jana on Tue, 04/27/2010 - 10:45am.
damn, and now I have to get going to a biz lunch meeting, just when it was heating up on here.
Team morale-less whores!
I'm quitting your bitch asses.
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Oooh, lunch meetings and weekend pr events! A 90k job! A McGill education and model looks! Yes, keep reminding us all of how jealous we should be of your incredible life, and how lucky we are to be blessed by your presence on dlisted.
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"gobble a bowl of dicks" submitted by HOTNEY
Don't forget to bang your boss after lunch!
Said something "very hurtful to his ego" = you got a small, stubby, boring dick.