Is Marc Jacobs Single Again?
Page Six brings us the sad news that Marc Jacobs and his fiance Lorenzo Martone have broken up. Sigh. At least we'll always have this sessay picture of them looking like Batman and Robin taking a romantic stroll down the beach.
According to some source, Marc and Lorenzo are both telling friends that they are no longer tickling each other's prostates at all hours of the night. Lorenzo is in the process of moving out of Marc's fancy apartment in Chelsea. Page Six also adds that Lorenzo was nowhere to be seen at the Provincentown wedding of Marc's business partner, Robert Duffy, last week.
However, the Boston Herald claims Lorenzo was Marc's date at Robert's wedding.
Spokeswhores for both Marc and Lorenzo kept their lips shut on this subject.
Just picturing Marc alone in front of his bathroom mirror painstakingly trimming each beard follicle with platinum shears is giving me the weeps. Besides Marc, nobody cares about the exact length of their beard the way Lorenzo does. They are meant to be together. It's written in their OCD beards...
via The Cut
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@ Carl B
Great story Carl. I almost want to have sex with you after reading that...but unfortunately I'm not a woman, however, I am good at role playing and you can certainly call me Nancy. *wink* *wink*
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Don't hate me cause I'm DLeautiful
Total gayness!
No one likes a bossy bottom (Marc)
dude they're both fuckin fugly..like fugly n fuglier..n my advice stick together cuz where else are either of you gonna find someone as self involved and narcistic as each other? Marc may have lots of cash but no looks ,and zero personality!
Never marry a whore.
This advice applies to both Marc and Lorenzo.
How much anyone wanna bet that gold-digger Jason Preston's back in the game...?
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"I guess time seems to stretch out when you don't really give a fuck." -- MK, 07/07/08
As we speak Marc is probably throwing a dart at a wall map of the world to find his next jump-off. By tomorrow we see him holding hands with some porn star named Marko from Montenegro outside of Kitson's.
Marc is a total hot piece. His boyfriend not so much. I have a thing for shorter guys with nice bodies...
I want Marc to go out and gain 30 pounds and let his hair grow.
There is no real love left in this world!
Hmm so many things I wanna say
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What a couple of hot bitches they are-Im heartbroken......
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
I wear Speedos and I am not gay.
Or Eurotrash.
At least not today.
I am just concerned he will raise the prices of his already expensive pieces in retaliation for his loss.
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If only I, as a woman, could ever be in gay shape.
Hate the trunks, though. Looks like their both smuggling big loads on the wrong side.
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
I miss the nerdy, overweight Marc Jacobs.
Aw..po little thang...
I hope he doesn't run off and get another ugly superfluous tattoo...
I thought that Amy was back with Blllllllaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkeeeeeeeee, what is she doing with
Lorenzo?????
The Sexuation
Marc Jacobs feels like the type who is never alone for long. He will be with someone new this weekend.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Mon, 04/26/2010 - 12:16pm.
Who gives a shit about this pretentious skirt-wearing fashion queen or his husband? They did get married, remember?
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I thought I was remembering a wedding cake.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 04/26/2010 - 12:46pm.
In sadder news, I think something may be amiss with my inner ear. I don't feel sick, but every time I move my head quickly or get up from a seated position, I feel slightly dizzy.
Oh mike, that sucks. I was diagnosed with BPPV (Benign Paroxysmal Positional Vertigo) several months ago, after repeated bouts of dizziness, nausea/vomiting and nystagmus. There's exercises that really help (Google 'BPPV exercises'.)
Sorry for the off-topic, but mike's problem is far more worrisome than Marc and Lorenzo's!
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Marc is a tiny princess!
Are there nude photos of her (ex) husband?
Now that I've had time to absorb the utter shock of this news, perhaps through some glittery miracle Marc will move on bravely *wipes crocodile tears* and marry Kenny Chesney! Then he can design shirt sleeves for all Kenny's stage outfits...or make gingham skirts for him.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
Speedos, they were the shit until along came the 90's and the "long bathing suits", which is just another way to say I'm insecure and/or waaaay too self-concious....
Don't give me that "nobody wants to see that" because nobody is forcing you, plus there is a difference between wearing a 4-size smaller neon speedo freak and wearing an actual swimming trunk (i.e. what Marc is wearing).
"They are meant to be together. It's written in their OCD beards..."
LOL
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Larry King: "What is the secret to a lasting marriage?"
Paul Newman: "Lust, respect, patience and determination."
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typical. when anyone crows so loudly about their "love", go ahead and stick a fork in 'em - they're done. besides, Jacobs may be a great designer, but he strikes me as a total douche.
oh yeah, and Lorenzo's not that hot for a paid piece.
Marc Jacobs: overrated, skirt-wearing, trashy-looking, escort-loving lil 'mo.
BTW, yes, Martone used to put out for money back in Brazil. Talk about a "gay" marriage.
mike, yes, get your ears checked.
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But as it came down near, so did a weary tear
I though it was a bird but it was just a paper bag
-Fiona Apple
Marc Jacobs is to much of a man whore to settle down!
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Submitted by 2Di4 on Mon, 04/26/2010 - 12:37pm.
"I want to put Marc Jacobs in my pocket. He's so cute in his Euro-cut panties. Like my own little gay Stretch Armstrong."
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LOL!
Love Stretch Armstrong. (Love Stretch Monster even better.)
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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus
In sadder news, I think something may be amiss with my inner ear. I don't feel sick, but every time I move my head quickly or get up from a seated position, I feel slightly dizzy.
Marc is all about the piece of the moment. I was surprised he even tied the knot. Hey, if you got to pick from all sorts of no-no holes, why wouldn't you?
I want to put Marc Jacobs in my pocket. He's so cute in his Euro-cut panties. Like my own little gay Stretch Armstrong.
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2010: Year of the Skanky Self-Promoting Mistress
Marc has a nice body. The ink is ugly though.
They've lost their equilibrium because they've lost their faith in love. - The Countess DeLave in "The Women"
Man, Speedos are SO gay...
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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus
hey, as someone going through a break up right now, I can't make fun. Hope he doesn't feel too shitty.
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But as it came down near, so did a weary tear
I though it was a bird but it was just a paper bag
-Fiona Apple
Never trust a gay with both a Spam and a Spongebob tattoo. Trust. Plus, Lorenzo isn't hot. At all. Especially for an Italian born in Brazil. Especially when I would basically fuck anyone Italian or anyone in Brazil. Fail.
(Buddhistgirl69, My avatar is some hottie escort in NYC. I just liked the picture)
NOOOOOO
They're so cute together! Sad face :(
Those tattoos are rank and good, maybe decent Marc Jacobs stuff will be designed again.
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Two old leathery, dirty looking dudes bumping each others no no holes. meh...
Oh no!!! Say it ain't so! they are so hot together and Marc looked sooo happy! :[ this gives me the sads in a major way
Who gives a shit about this pretentious skirt-wearing fashion queen or his husband? They did get married, remember? Gay men like these two twats give me the creeps, supposed A-listers who throw smug attitude at "lesser" gays who aren't priviliged, wealthy, and manscaped within an inch of their lives. Fuck them both, and I don't mean that in a literal way.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
@RickiLake:Love the avie!!! Who is that fabulous piece? On subject: Sad for Marc.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: I want pudgy, bespectacled, curly haired Marc back!! I do not want this tatted up, drugged up, coiffed, tanned and Speedo'd bitch! What happened to my sweet insecure wunderkind???
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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Marc was much older and acted like his dad, in other words..he didn't like the way he was being reared! *********************************************************************************************** "Hey Howard, there's your chinaman." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tktNZpUTMoQ
Why is it when I look at these two I want to throw Clorox at them? They just look so damn dirty!
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