Fetus Fever Hits Australia
Justin Bieber was supposed to crawl and goo-goo-ga-ga in a free outdoor concert in Australia this morning, but it was canceled after thousands of crazed fangirls swarmed the venue at 2 this morning. Many girls had been camping out near the arena since last night. Justin wasn't supposed to take the stage until later on in the morning, but a rumor that he had arrived early caused the fetusholics to rush the arena. One girl probably got a whiff of baby diarrhea and figured Bieber's mommy was changing him in the back. Baby diarrhea ruins everything!
Several girls were taken to the hospital after they were crushed during the chaos. About ten girls were treated at the scene after they fainted.
Justin later performed one song from the safety of a studio.
This is ridiculous. Justin Bieber is turning tween girls into lesbian-loving pedophiles! I mean, fainting over a newborn fetus?! Only OctoMom does that shit! Although, I guess it's better that they are worshiping a baby instead of having one (I think).
Here's a few pictures of Australian tweens suffering through the most devastating experience of their lives. They tried to commit mass suicide, but downing 3 Flinstones Vitamins didn't really do the trick.
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RUN away ... It's Biebonic Plague! This shit is gonna get deadly.
For reals?
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If I have to come back here it's gonna get fuckin ugly.
Submitted by Morbidosity on Mon, 04/26/2010 - 1:38pm.
Yeah, I still am, too, a little. He's brilliant. :)
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I used to be a teenage girl, and I get loving a band/artist.
However, this is fuckery is just ridiculous. Excessive screaming, crying, posters.... he's a little kid singing a shitty song.
I will say, he seems like he's got a good head on his shoulders, but damn. Girls, calm the fuck down!
just the thought of that fetus makes me want to vomit
The Illuminati have really outdone themselves this time .....
You can get girls to buy any shit. Literally.
And when did all teenage girls get so fat and ugly?
Kids have been doing this for years. My first girlfriend had it bad for Charles in Charge!
The other now funny memory is a classmate of mine(female) going gaga over Menudo and Ricky Martin and our gay male classmate having a crush on Belinda Carlisle.
Nothing wrong with a healthy dose of disappointment.
Submitted by copacabanagirl on Mon, 04/26/2010 - 2:28pm.
Awwwww! All those tender little broken hearts...."Leave It To Bieber", eh?
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Looks like a 12 yr old, sounds like a 9 yr old, in other words: Border Security should have deported his ass!
1) Dude can't sing. Just can't.
2) Dude should really be looking like a dude right now, but intead looks like a baby boy/young girl.
3) Girls need to look at some pics from the 80s to see what WE thought was hot back in the day. REAL men. Nikki Sixx comes to mind. Yum.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
These girls are fucking idiots. This boy is not worth all the hype. Have they seen him live? UGH. It is moments like these that I really understand when old folks say they wipe for the future generations. My god. What a bunch of idiot.
*HUH?
ARE THEY FKING KIDDING?
KID IS A BUCKTOOTH GAYDONG WHO CANT SING WORTH A SHIT
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WANNA MEET MY MOM HERE SHE IS:
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I'm from Australia and I'm not even embarassed by this, cause teenagers are stupid everywhere. My question is what's up with all the white shoe wearing? This isn't in fashion, please tell me no????
Do teenage girls really like this kid that much? I'm not buying it.
I don't believe any of this hype. You can Google or go to YouTube to see his Easter White House "concert" in the garden. The audience was bored stiff and he was lipsynching into a microphone that he often forgot to lift to his mouth when his voice was "singing".
Submitted by Soy on Mon, 04/26/2010 - 3:41pm.
Of course it was necessary! If they didn't cancel the concert they wouldn't take that picture of the girls crying and we couldn't laugh at them.
These girls are the best argument for abortions. Yuck.
I don't get Beiber Fever as much as the next person but was canceling the concert really necessary? What cunts.
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Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Mon, 06/15/2009
It's like trying to put Herpes in its place, when you're syphilis.
That is totally ridiculous. I do think he is cute and charming but I'm older so I have no intentions on wanting to fuck him but my god! What the fuck is wrong with those girls? Like really?
Things like this make me lose faith in humanity. Don't get the appeal of this little fucker AT ALL.
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Suck yourself!
This kid came out of nowhere and now my 14 year old daughter is acting like a crazed fan. It's Andy Gibb and Shaun Cassidy all over again.
"Fuck me running..."
All those Australian lesbians are gonna revolt and there will be a revolt of vulvas!
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I feel sorry for these girls. Not because they missed out on seeing Justin Bieber but because they were born at the wrong moment and given a teen idol that looks like Justin Bieber.
Disgusting.
That is fucking depressing.
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If you have to preface a statement with "Not to be a total prude, but..." YOU ARE A TOTAL PRUDE.
Awwwww! All those tender little broken hearts...."Leave It To Bieber", eh?
Submitted by kat on Mon, 04/26/2010 - 2:07pm.
Is this kid the spawn of the devil?
maybe....maybe
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Teenage girls have been doing this for a looooong time.
If my girls do this, I will laugh my ass off at them and then smack some sense into them. I never got all groupie for anyone and if I HAD, my mother would have told me to get real.
Is this kid the spawn of the devil?
I don't understand why out of the blue he is huge!
Please explain :( I'm confused.
He is not talented and not cute and he looks like he is 10.
I'm surprised nobody has a "Beavers for Beiber" sign.
I had the misfortune of hearing this twink "sing" and he was atrocious. YouTube sensation, yeah. Teen girls just want to fuck him, he's cute, end of story.
Canada, take him back, PLEASE!
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Submitted by Albatross on Mon, 04/26/2010 - 1:33pm.
Submitted by Morbidosity on Mon, 04/26/2010 - 12:13pm.
In the 90's, I was crushing hard on the gentleman in your avie. :)
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Dont tell anyone, but I still am. ;]
Submitted by Morbidosity on Mon, 04/26/2010 - 12:13pm.
In the 90's, I was crushing hard on the gentleman in your avie. :)
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Submitted by Oyster on Mon, 04/26/2010 - 1:20pm.
Im with you! My sister and I where just not into New Kids! We where listening to Beatles and Whitney at the time they came out
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 04/26/2010 - 1:22pm.
Me neither. I was way too full of myself. I was thinking: Does he scream for me? No, he does not - I might like him but until he's a fan of MINE he can go fuck himself.
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LMFAO and that is why you are fucking awesome!!!!!
Submitted by Pamela on Mon, 04/26/2010 - 12:31pm.
I dont get the mass hysteria that girls go thru now a days! I never went thru that kinda shit as a young girl.
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Me neither. I was way too full of myself. I was thinking: Does he scream for me? No, he does not - I might like him but until he's a fan of MINE he can go fuck himself.
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I'm 25, which means I was a little girl subjected to the New Kids on the Block hype. I remember that sleeping over anyone's house meant I was expected to sleep on bedsheets with the faces of five strange men printed on them.
I just didn't get it, I was in love with Rex Harrison and Bruce Wayne.
Everyone thought I'd grow up to be gay because I'd didn't harbor some twisted fantasy that a pop star was going to single me out.
Turns out I just wasn't fucking retarded and have grown into a well adjusted adult without the psycho-bitch tendencies of my peers (jealousy, cattiness, megalomania, exc). I can't help but think there is a correlation between the two.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 04/26/2010 - 1:08pm
Its sad that someone like him felt like he had nothing to live for! Just goes to show depression is a dark ugly thing! :(
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Submitted by Pamela on Mon, 04/26/2010 - 12:43pm.
Submitted by onthefringe on Mon, 04/26/2010 - 12:38pm.
I think everyones had a crush! I had Jonathan Brandis posters all over my wall but I never cryed about it. This is just nonsense.
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No shit. It was sad when he died a few years ago though. I liked him.
I think I spotted the one who is going to grow out of it and become a scientist. She's in the 4th thumbnail. :)
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There will always be screamers for the latest teen idol. They did it for David Cassidy, Donny Osmond and Leif Garrett.
Me? I liked my idols androgynous/ambiguous like Nick Gilder, Brian Eno, Gary Numan.
If they would have all just cut there bullshit they would have been able to see the show! See folks it all comes back to not enough parents telling there kids to CUT THE BULLSHIT! I think I tell my kids that on a daily basis, and I never hear a bad word about them. They may grow up to be serial killers but we will cross that bridge when we get to it!
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Submitted by onthefringe on Mon, 04/26/2010 - 12:38pm.
I think everyones had a crush! I had Jonathan Brandis posters all over my wall but I never cryed about it. This is just nonsense.
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Do girls who act like this grow up to be productive citizens or "The Real Housewives of Some Boring Suburb"?
I would love if some brave dlisted soul stepped forward and admited that she once screamed, wet her pants and fainted for ---- but she now has a phd in chemical engineering. It's one thing to have a crush (I did have a Paul McCartney poster on my wall when I was 13) but the hysteria is just brainless.
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Submitted by Eddie on Mon, 04/26/2010 - 12:35pm.
2 much hormones in food today = JB
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another mother and I where talking about this the other day! Thats why my stepdaughter had size double d by the time she was 12! Shit she had bigger boobs then I had when I was nursing my first born! Pathetic!
Bieber Fever? I don't even know who this kid is! I honestly thought he was Dani from A Shot at Herpes.
This weekend I discovered there is a whole underground of kiddie music I've never heard. I put on some satelite station listed as "Kid Tunez", thinking it would be good background noise for my seven-month-old. Holy crud! An entire station dedicated to teenagers I've never heard of singing through auto-tune modifiers. Dreadful stuff. I hope my baby is not scarred for life.
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2 much hormones in food today = JB
I dont get the mass hysteria that girls go thru now a days! I never went thru that kinda shit as a young girl.
Back then I was into green day, bush, no doubt, ect ect
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