And Then They Shot Him
During an interview for her new album Bionic, Xtina (who is looking a little like a blonde Ann Magnuson in Glitter) flipped the bitch switch on when some dude let out a cough in the room. A quick second later, she sent him to the firing squad. Yeah, I know she was joking (sort of, kind of, not really), but she should still blame her self!
Whenever Xtina moves just a bit, thousands of bronzing powder and crusted mascara particles fly off her face and dance through the air before diving into the throat of an unsuspecting innocent person. A frog made out of foundation and bronzer jumped down that dude's throat.
Besides, Xtina shouldn't worry about catching the sicks. Bitch's face is protected by several layers of toxic chemicals, so any germ that gets near her will be eaten alive before it finds its way into her system. I saw this on the Discovery Channel.
via ONTD
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I can't see the video! It won't let me play it.
Anyway, I love her bitchiness, it's refreshing. Taylor Swift and her super-sweetness makes me want to vomit.
VIVA LA BITCH!!!
This bitch isn't Mimi, go back to the circus you freakshow
I was at a photo shoot with this chick once. The energy was TOXIC (like her face). She glared at everyone and made the set so unpleasant. It's known around town that she is one of the nastiest stars ever (much worse than Madonna, and without the smarts); I think karma is starting to nibble on her arse...
She is such an Asshole!
Some chola NEEDS to beat her ass but good!
When was the last time she had a hit song anyway?
Can't stand this lil fuck!
Submitted by Meeshie on Mon, 04/26/2010 - 9:52am.
I remember seeing a VH1 documentary about her and she said she had to drop out of High School because the other students were mean to her. I bet she was a complete cunt even back then before her breakthrough. I bet she was entitled and thought her shit didn't stink. I would've been ruthless to her too. Bitch.
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Welcome to high school bitch! WTF is with people! At one point in time everyone gets picked on kids need to suck it the fuck up!
I remember seeing a VH1 documentary about her and she said she had to drop out of High School because the other students were mean to her. I bet she was a complete cunt even back then before her breakthrough. I bet she was entitled and thought her shit didn't stink. I would've been ruthless to her too. Bitch.
Dyou remember when this little runt started?
That was pre fake tittys,Bat Boy and 5000 Ilbs of makeup and yeah she can sing but in the mean time when shes not singing the most inane bullsiht comes dribbling out of her mouth...
Look dear-we dont care-your only a singer and if people want to cough during your interview they can and will and anyway-what the fuck were your talking about??
Dy"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Wish my man was there, he would have cut a real noisy one. She would have been REAL annoyed.
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Sorry, my English is not very good looking." Celia Cruz
Yah, I like Christina well enough, but she takes herself wayyyyy too seriously. She may have a great voice, but she is not a great artist and does not make great music. Apparently she thinks she's "above" it all and singing songs with discernible melodies is so "pedestrian." Anyway, this is a bit above and beyond. That cough wasn't distracting at all. What a bitch. And ditto everyone else on her affected accent. It's ridiculous. We all know you're PA white trash, not the Princess of Wales. You were born on Staten Island, for fuck's sake. So shut the fuck up before you ruin my love for you forever. K thanks.
does she demand absolute silence to do farty times too?
Submitted by sunflower99 on Sun, 04/25/2010 - 10:13pm.
I dont know the whole story, Im coming in late on this but Im gonna say shit anyway. You seem like a naive sweet girl and he seems like a piece of shit douche. Dont trust people you dont know over the internet the end.
~~Submitted by Glitter.Dust on Mon, 04/26/2010 - 6:45am.
The Lohan Dynasty, bringing family values, dignity,and social awareness of model behavior back to Hollywood (and New York). Eat it Barrymores!~~
Just burned my only Cuntina Aguilera cd, and it feels so good! :)
Well put, tonta. I just wish he had wet farted.
This is what happens to spoilt people. They think they are the centre of the universe so much that the very idea of someone ELSE having bodily functions or needs is terrible for them. Its takes away two seconds of the attention.
Spoilt people are the scurge of this earth.
You are NOT that important dear.
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
I think she looks more like a hybrid of Eva Braun and Ilsa She-Wolf of the SS.
her song sucks. and, payback is a bitch with gaga all up in your shit. xtina. memba how you tried to upstage mariah?????
Blue eye shadow and red lipstick do not mix well on the same face. She looks like she cannot open her eyes.
What a bitch. Her new song sucks and her movie will suck also.
eww what a bitch,ur not curing cancer sweetheart lighten up
She look like a tranny.
Don't hate on Christina. Smelly is the foot that wants to wear the diva shoe. Stank attitude is a must. The Stank is strong with this one.
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for CSG;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtZmzSk7v4Y
Girlfriend looks beat
Take care of yourself, hon. I must to bed go.
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)
Jizz emailed a telephone number and told me to call him. When I called, it wasn't him.
Some random guy, I suppose, anyway he's really nice. OR Jizz is a really good actor OR it's a friend of Jizz's who is a really good actor.
Anyway, whoever, he's nice. He gave me his email address and I gave him mine. But he asked me if he could still talk to me even though he's not who I thought he was and I said suuuurrrreee!!!
I don't understand what's going on either.
what??!!
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Mon, 04/26/2010 - 12:52am.
Wow, word travels fast! :D Thanks. I start tomorrow. It sounds more busy than my temp jobs. How are you?
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I'm okay, thx. I was off today so I went to dinner with my mom, and then I've been reorganizing my closet because I can't fit anymore shoes. And I've been chatting with the guy from Arkansas on and off all day. Jizz did me a favor by giving me a fake number! He's a really nice guy. He's from Jerusalem. He wants to come to Kentucky and hang with me and my friends sometime.
Fuck y'all!
Not really. I'm about to call it quits after putting my nephew to bed...
not sorry for reading up on your cynical, jealous, uncalled for threads.
I think all d-listers should support and be together.
But hey, sometimes, it just not work out that way.
Wow, word travels fast! :D Thanks. I start tomorrow. It sounds more busy than my temp jobs. How are you?
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)
Congrats on the new job, fish
when do you start?
hey girl!
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)
Yet another one who had lost all perspective. The humour is not even skin-deep, this is definitely her being Diva. She comes off looking like a complete and utter twat, with her pretentious manerism and wanna-be deep way of speaking. I've seen more animated and life-like Japanese sex-dolls (not really, but for the sake of argument).
hey fishy!
You are so random.
I volunteer her for the short bus to hell.
the seeds or the shells, cad?
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)
My Hot Springs are ready to erupt
I wish you'd stop acting like you're afraid of me.
I'm so harmless. I'm the most approachable person I know. Fer realz.
Did you get my email? That guy is really nice! Do you know him or was he just a random victim?
My hemorrhoids hurt every day when I come here too...
Could you please stop all of the nonsense? PLEASE.
I'm a really straightforward person, and I would appreciate the same.
My wife likes it when I spit sunflower seeds on her tits.
Lay Low...sorry I'm being brainwashed by my nephews rap tunes.
Who leaves a kid to be babysat by me? I'll probably be the first whore to introduce him to the sweet nectar.
Advice to ALL: do not let me babysit, i don't know what to do with those fuckers after an hour.
her laugh reminded me of octomom..
is this what fame & money does to you? lol
Submitted by Supreme Soviet on Sun, 04/25/2010 - 11:35pm.
Damn. When did Mimi from "Drew Carey" get a lapband and make a record??
lol. I just peed a little.
Damn. When did Mimi from "Drew Carey" get a lapband and make a record??
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It is possible blondes also prefer gentlemen. -Mamie Van Doren
Submitted by Jana on Sun, 04/25/2010 - 9:51pm.
I ask of all Dlisters, god bless your souls, to rock the red tomorrow (except if you're from WSH, bitch) and tear overly pretentious' Ovechkins a new asshole.
GO HABS!
If it goes to game 7, I promise you, I will deliver live pics of me dressed head to toe as a MTL CDN fanatic, complete with face paint.
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damn, I think i had one (2,3,4) too many tonight because I'm a girl of my word and if this happens, I'll have to oblige. Don't know now if I want the Habs to win tomorrow.
NAH, I'm a die-hard Habs fan, no silly pic will deter me from rooting for my team.
Be ready for anything whores.
I really, really hate to say this, but I do like her hairstyle. That doesn't detract from the fact that she is a major cunt, however.
awwww and I have to say as sickening as she is her son really is a cutie!
http://www.people.com/people/christina_aguilera/0,,,00.html