Wasting The Sweet Nectar
Snooki, Snookers, Snookums... When is the little butterball pickle fucker going to learn? Radar says that while filming Jersey Shore in Miami yesterday, Snooks got into a TOTALLY STAGED fight with a dude who kept trying to get on her. The dude probably spends most of his nights in his mother's basement fapping to Oompa Loompa porn and he just wanted to live out his wildest fantasy. But Snooki didn't want to play along, so she finally threw a piece of food at his face after he didn't get the hint. And then she did the unthinkable, she threw a delicious cocktail at him. And he did the same back to her. ILLEGAL!
You don't ever EVER waste a drop of heaven's sweet nectar. It's a special gift the gods have given us. That's like punching an angel in its pussy bone. Piss in your palm and splash your enemy with that mess instead of wasting booze. Have some decency!
Even monkeys know that alcohol is for guzzling, not throwing. That's why they attack each other with their own caca nuggets. Although, in Snooki's defense most monkeys are smarter than her.
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I call "Alcohol Abuse" on that scene... do not throw the cocktail, you drink it down like the lady you are, and lead with a left jab, followed by a fast right hook... then you finish your meal. I learned that in charm school.
First time sighting this lil thang but where were her Assistants and or Guards before and after the fact as least cleaning her up and helping her deal with this most likely impotent fool fucking with her?!!
Nookie is a little sex-midget with a nasty twist.
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
Submitted by stake_spike on Sun, 04/25/2010 - 7:16pm.
Jwow jumping in hahaha. I like that trick because you know she's the kind to always have your back and she isn't afraid to fuck a bitch up, male or female.
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Yeah, Jwoww seems to have some sort of Spidey Sense when it comes to Snooki. Maybe her boobs are tingling.
that is sooo staged, that whole fight is as real as jwow's tits.
It's not fair to pick a fight with someone like Snooki, unless you're a tiny, seven week old Shiba Inu puppy of course.
They should have gotten a new cast. I want them to make that new Persian show they're talking about. Persian Princes/Princesses are like this but richer and with more hair gel and jewelry! Can't wait.
Shnooky = Joisey Klass.
Miserable weirdos.
I wish JWoww knew how ridiculous she looked with those implants
most monkeys are smarter than SHE.
it does look completely staged, i mean did he even stop walking before her hobbit hand was on the plate? and can she please stop with that awful white hair clip? we know you're not about anything, b/c when it wasn't staged you got punched in the face (not that i condone that type of behavior)
just can't w/ this warped bitch.
you throw the golden nectar, you're dead to me. convinced special-ed butterball is walking around w/ half a hemisphere only.
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The only glimpse of this shit show is what I see here on Dlisted. And now I am reminded of why I avoid it (and will continue to avoid it).
Looks like he was trying to grab her a$$
Lil Scrapper...this pudgy little thing is actually more entertaining than the other Jersey Bores, but their 15 minutes will soon be up...
So THIS is what we have to look forward to? (yes, i was looking forward to it)...totally contrived, everyone in their roles, hordes of people watching the "show" filming. Boo.
Jwow jumping in hahaha. I like that trick because you know she's the kind to always have your back and she isn't afraid to fuck a bitch up, male or female.
Where was their 'security' people?
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Well, Sean Paul music was playing, and Sean Paul music is like the call of the trash (white trash, Euro trash, it doesn't matter). So this doesn't really surprise me.
J.Judy will not approve this type of behavior!
Coma Caca!
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fucking classy
I thin J-CoWW is getting uglier.
Yet MTV wonders why some establishments refuse them entry.
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Shiitake happens...
Pure garbage.
"Mutts" comics did Jersey Shore better than these never was. These people deserve no fame. And in 2 years, will be selling rides on their snatch at a sideshow carnival, or twitter fighting with fellow losers, in hopes of making TMZ (Spencer, Tila, etc..).
Have you seen the video of Snookums getting punched? It's hilaaarious!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_6kT07xw-8
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This fat little fart should be flattered anyone would give her the time of day, on that note why the fuck is this show still on?
I don't know how people can stand scenes like that. Blaring obnoxious, repetitive music, drunk roid-heads everywhere and the non-stop size-up. Fucking nightmarish.
Cap it all off with people who get into stupid shit like Snooki every time they go anywhere.
I would think Snookie would be grateful for some male attention, considering how desperate she acted and how much she got blown off on Jersey Shore.
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Suck yourself!
Stop talking about my cousin like that!!!!!!
"That's like punching an angel in its pussy bone."
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this will get me through all-day-today!!
Snooki is such a loathsome little piggy twat! She smells so bad, she could knock out a buzzard from a tuna boat shithouse from 500 yards, lol!
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this is such a class act and I love how she-hulk Jwow or what's her name runs to protect tiny snookums
Never really sat down and watched it but - I thought I read they got tossed out of Miami. And I thought they were supposed to be deliberately obnoxious and irritating so I'm surprised there aren't fights, food and otherwise, occurring every 15 minutes.
I know this isn't the OP so since we're talking about the cockroach that is Snooki, I can tie in my next comment.
Those Terminix commercials with the insect talking in that creepy voice and then driving away in a muscle car is HILARIOUS!
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I'm not a coke addict - I just like the way it smells.
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how tall is she really...4"7 or 4"8 ?
That's like punching an angel in its pussy bone. Piss in your palm and splash your enemy with that mess instead of wasting booze. Have some decency!
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Flol!
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Why would she turn him down? It's not like she has options.
This dumb slut is wasting the booze that made her marginally attractive to him to begin with!
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