This Is What Happens When You Tell Ceiling Eyes To Look Up
Those malicious paps are not right for telling Ceiling Eyes to look in the opposite direction of where her "career" is going at last night's UsWeekly party in Hollywood. Ceiling Eyes is already permanently staring into space, so when she looks up her eyes get stuck.
It took hours before they were able to get her eyes back to the place where they belong. They dropped an anvil on her head. No movement. They dangled a "buy one implant, get one free" coupon below her. Nothing. Things were looking bleak, but then someone got the bright idea to call Spencer Pratt and ask him to stand on a ladder above Ceiling Eyes and flash his chocha at her. Eyes dropped in a millisecond flat. Crisis averted. Spencer saved the day.
Here's more completely relevant celebrities at last night's party including: an elegantly dressed Angela Simmons, Bridget Marquardt, Drag Race reject Ciara, future VH1 reality star JLo with Skeletor, Hemorrhoid Rinna, a creature from the herp lagoon, Aubrey O'Wildenstein and Kelly Osbourne with her piece.
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Kelly Osbourne is looking cute! Hope she keeps the weight off. Her boyfriend is fugly though.
god dammit mk, the title was just making me laugh like a retard here in the office. damn you! LOL ahahaahahahahhahaha
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It's official..Kelly O. is the hottest and classiest of that bunch. Jello, C.E., Ho-day, Pillowlips and Wonky need to all realize that it's over.
kelly does look great. but the rest of the human stains.. wtf? these are the best people US could get to show up? sad.
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I miss the glamour days in Hollywood when Gregory Peck, Grace Kelly, Bette Davis, and all the other Glamazons did the red carpet. Now we have ceiling eyes, wonky mcvaltrex and her piece of the moment, speidi, etc. What the hell happened to all the glamour????
...and they are honoring JLO!??? for what...?
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What a bunch of asswipes. That poor Simmons girl is not much to look at.
Christ-wonkys eye is looking REALLLY wonky...
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Did the Wonk get a boob job ?
Either way, she looks hideous as usual.
Kelly Osborne looks great! But for how long, I wonder...
Her fiancee looks ridiculous. Isn't he like 20 years old? Yeeeeeah, that'll last.
she needs to seriously practice her face in the mirror if she's going to events...most unphotogenic whore
Ugh...JLO is becoming like a cockroach; she is everywhere. Jesus.
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Wow. Kelly Osbourne is looking damn good. (That won't last.) I would have thought that Andy Warhol was too big of a fag to have fathered a son.
I think Kelly looks like a prettier version of her mom with just a dash of Ozz Man. Her piece is so cute and they look adorable. Ozzy is one of my life long Heroes. I'm glad to see his baby girl healthy and happy. Jack has grown into a first class hottie too. He looks so much like daddy except the curly hair. Everone else, Gaaaaaaaaaack!
Why are Lisa Rinna's titty balls on divergent paths?
And Ms. Osbourne has been looking pretty decent the past few months, so I have to toss this slut a bone.
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I don't know her name, but Rev. Run's daughter looks a hot mess in that gray and black dress. What is going on with the hair and make-up on that one? Kelly Osbourne tries so hard to be seen as one of the beautiful people. I suspect she's been under the knife more than a couple of times already.
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Lisa Rinna: PLEASE STOP with the lips. They look gross.
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Other than being skinny, what is so great about Audrina? She has bad fake boobs that strangely sag, long torso, and that those eyes. Yech.
Has Kelly Osborne had plastic surgery? Because I'm guessing that mommy helped her diet by getting more fat sucked out. I don't think anyone raised by Sharon Osbourne could be surgery free.
Kelly looks good. She is trying so hard to be pretty and petite for her cutie man. We've all been there.
However, if they ever break up the old Kelly will surely be back.
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Kelly looks fab, but Lisa Rinna's got a cancerous hemorrhoid eating up her face.
Nice.
Skeletor and He-Man were representing.
Lisa Rinna's left breast is hitchhiking EAST, while the right one wants to cross the Pacific Ocean.
Paris' wonk eye is clearly a birth defect. Can't hate on her hand with that GINORMOUS bauble on it.
Not long before Kelly Osbourne is throwing back 35 vicodins a day again. Pfft.
Who are the rest of those ppl?
all a bunch of drag queens...RuPaul would put them to shame....
Kelly Osbourne looks shapely in those photos.
wow, what an A-list party....where are the Jersey Shore people?
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Wow Kelly looks georgeous! you go girl!
I never noticed before that Kelly face looks almost exactly like her mom's face until these pcs.
I wonder what the "power dynamic" of attending a party like that is.(?)Some people "need" to attend...or risk anonymity.Others "better" attend...or risk unflattering coverage.(?)This looks like the industry equivalent of an office party.That aside...K.Osbourne is looking positively feminine.When did she cut weight? O'Days' face is frozen-but that's what doggy style is for.She could get my business.Paris' rack looks good.(DJM) As does Lisa Rinna's.(again DJM) I would give J-lo a good anger banging.She needs it.Ciara's body is on point.Now-about that shitty music she puts out...
Bridgette looks like the Texas truck-stop waitress who found a sugar daddy...and brought her sister Jolene with her to the big city for style advice.
Should'nt black women be aging better than Angela Simmons? She should see Ciara's trainer...STAT.I'd have no problem with Ceiling Eyes staring up at me from her knees.She's gonna have plenty of free time for that shortly anyway.
This is one big group of no. It's as if they were all in a contest to see who could look the worst. Everyone looks terrible!
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Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 04/23/2010 - 9:48am.
Where was Lindsay in all of this? Oh, right. She was busy homeschooling Ali.
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Where was Lindsay in all of this? Oh, right. She was busy homeschooling Ali.
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Yeah JLo is officially desperate if she is at this thing ..lol..major downgrade
Disgraceful for Paris to show up at a premiere without a manicure. I expected nothing less.
How obvious that Kelly Osbourne got all the fat sucked out of her. She wants up to believe she lost all the weight through diet and exercise? Bitch please!
Kelly still looks like a 10 pound sausage stuffed into a 5 pound casing.
"a creature from the herp lagoon"
Ha Ha Ha Ha
I used to like Angela Simmons (hell the whole Run family seems grounded), but poor thing turned into some celebutante. By the way I love the cross hanging right above her tits lol.
Audrina: perpetual habitué of 40-Seconal Street.
Kelly Osbourne looks gorgeous. I always thought she was nice.
J.LO looks like she should be on the top of a Quicenera Cake or whatever that cake is called.
Audrey H'Oday is washed up!
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ROFLMAO! Look at these pics of Kelly!
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Ciara looks big. Preggers?
Submitted by Pamela on Fri, 04/23/2010 - 8:52am.
Kelly has chronic fat head she will always have a fat head no matter how skinny she gets.
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Ha, ITA...Everyone thinks she looks so fabulous, but she basically looks exactly the same except with a smaller midsection & ass.
Where to begin...Ok Ill dive right in here Aubrey O'day is skanking up the place, imma have to go take a bath after this one.
All the Simmons kids are looking like they where beat with ugly sticks and no matter how hard the "REV" trys to act like his kids are well disciplined the fact is they aint. His son was arrested for drugs twice and his daughters are keeping the skanky course with Aubrey.
Kelly has chronic fat head she will always have a fat head no matter how skinny she gets.
Bridgett Marquart um why???
Whoa I didnt even know that was Kelly. She looks good
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
YIKES! Why is this chick famous?
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