Cut It Short
Since you might have already seen Coco's twat wax on Twitter, why not add another one to the overshare pile. Stick your fingers up your nostrils, because this one smells like microwaved brisket with notes of Hawaiian Breeze Glade. That's also what it smells like when your dignity catches on fire and burns to ash.
Jessica Simpson's assistant, CaCee Cobs, decided to share this picture with her Twitter audience of her boyfriend Donald Faison (of Clueless and Scrubs) releasing a prairie dog into the pond. Naked caca times is no longer sacred.
And this means that it won't be long before Ashton Kutcher Tweets a picture of his asshole getting bleach, or dumb fuck Scott Baio Tweets a picture of his equally dumb fuck wife trying to remove the "lesbian shitasses" from his back with a sandblaster dipped in holy water.
Anyways, here's Donald and CaCee leaving their hotel in NYC yesterday. Based on Donald's thumbs up, I'm guessing everything went well.