Cut It Short
Since you might have already seen Coco's twat wax on Twitter, why not add another one to the overshare pile. Stick your fingers up your nostrils, because this one smells like microwaved brisket with notes of Hawaiian Breeze Glade. That's also what it smells like when your dignity catches on fire and burns to ash.
Jessica Simpson's assistant, CaCee Cobs, decided to share this picture with her Twitter audience of her boyfriend Donald Faison (of Clueless and Scrubs) releasing a prairie dog into the pond. Naked caca times is no longer sacred.
And this means that it won't be long before Ashton Kutcher Tweets a picture of his asshole getting bleach, or dumb fuck Scott Baio Tweets a picture of his equally dumb fuck wife trying to remove the "lesbian shitasses" from his back with a sandblaster dipped in holy water.
Anyways, here's Donald and CaCee leaving their hotel in NYC yesterday. Based on Donald's thumbs up, I'm guessing everything went well.
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i thought they got married.
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I remember when I was little, my mom or my dad would be on the toilet, or in the shower and we'd all be in the bathroom doing our thing. I never thought it was a big deal. Family bonding, I guess lol
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She is as big an idiot as Jestica. I tried watching Simpson's "beauty" show but I just couldn't with TWO supposedly grown women acting like idiots!
Paves seems to be the only sane one in the bunch.
MK, it's droppin kids off in the pool, not "releasing a prairie dog into the pond."
LOL
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R.I.P. my baby dog (avatar).
Uh...why is this potentially very hot piece dating a famewhore who posts pictures of him SHITTING??!!
Yeah well Minka Kelly is a hot bitch. So, you know. Whatever.
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He left his wife and kids For Minka Kelly. She was the other woman and there are tons of pictures of the two making red carpet appearances Minka all over him like a leach. This was when Minka was sporting her natural hair color. Blonde. Minka Kelly was the other woman after she had an affair with a married producer also. Faison dumped her as with her other famous boyfriends. Kelly is a well known star f*cker in Hollywood. Now shes' getting herpes from Derek Jeter who keeps announcing that he is not getting married nor is he engaged to Minka Kelly.
He left his wife and children to have his picture taken butt naked on the can by jessica's bimbo assistant? Dummy.
Could he be going #1? My fiance pees sitting down when he's tired. We are not shy about pee pee times, but we don't mess with each other during #2s. Door closed, no communication. I draw the line at poop.
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This is so uncomfortable. Both Chestica and her assistant have MAJOR issues.
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I consider extended periods of toilet time personal, like picking my nose. I don't share that shit with people. A pee, I get it, we all do that especially after a night of drinking and there's a long line for the bathroom, so you know.
This idiot did leave his wife and kids for Chestica's asst.
Douchebaggery at its finest.
wait he left his wife and two kids to be with Jessucka's assistant!?
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How did they hook up? She has got to be annoying if she is good friends with Jessica.
wait he left his wife and two kids to be with Jessucka's assistant!? UGH! CRUSH OFFICIALLY OVAH!
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Turk always takes off his pants for twosies.
More proof that Twitter is for dumbasses who didn't get enough attention as a child and were dropped way too many times and bumped their heads by their jaded parents. What the fuck with these people?!.
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I always thought it was a weird fucking pairing when those two got together. How do you go from moving from Texas to be Jessica Simpson's "assistant" to dating Murray from Clueless?
I think I'd rather see him naked and taking a shit than with those absolutely hideous day-glo 90s trainers
So he left his wife and two kids for someone with bad enough judgment to post a toilet picture of him. I'm sure the ex is loving this.
Unless there are fine powders involved, I do not share my toilet time with ANYONE!
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No - no toilet pictures, that's wrong.
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I'd rather look at maggoty leg than someone on the ter-let.
People take shit way too far! I don't want to see that negro on a toilet?!? I'm black, so I can call him negro.
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Submitted by JaneDoe on Thu, 04/22/2010 - 10:45am.
See, showering together with a spouse or a bf/gf is fine, by my book. Toilet-related activities are the line, though. I don't know whether this is inconsistent.
It's completely natural to be reticent about sharing bathroom times. Look at cats, they're hella embarassed if you walk in on them doing their stuff.
My ex-boyfriend had this thing where he'd like to talk to me in the bathroom while he took a shit like it's no biggy. Um, me, not so much.
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This might be funny, but I guess I'm not in that mood right now.
I had no idea so many of you were a bunch of bathroom prudes. BB (my bf) and I were very comfortable with eachother at a very early point in our relationship. It is great to be in a relationship that is so open that we are even accepting of eachothers poo smells.
I think Faison and Cobb are engaged. At least they were... if I were Christopher Duncan Turk, I'd drop this bitch faster than I dropped the deuce pictured above.
Wow, MK! Yesterday when you posted Coco getting her crotch waxed, I commented that I couldn't wait for the toilet shot. Well, thank you very much!
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 04/22/2010 - 9:49am.
Male Dog and I have been married for 3781 years and never ONCE have either of us intruded in the bathroom when the other is voiding the poop chute. I don't even know what his "strain" face looks like and don't care to!
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Ditto with my old man and me. I don't think in the 14 years we've been together he's ever seen me on the toilet.
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John Doe and I shower together all the time lol.
on our vacation he tried to come in to the bathroom whenever I want to go potty, I freaked out and kicked him out..I just cant have someone staring at me when I'm pottying. his reason was because he was in Iraq for over than a year and it made him have the urge to look at me anytime he wants even in the bathroom..
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Submitted by Kerfuffles on Thu, 04/22/2010 - 9:48am.
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See, that's much hotter than this picture could ever be.
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I would so dump her. (Sorry, couldn't resist.)
I agree with another poster; he must have lost a bet or something or they had a huge fight.
I mean, Good god.
I just CAN'T with this thread
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A friend of mine used to date a girl who after having sex one time, went in the bathroom and took a dump with the door open. Not only that, but she kept talking to him and asking him to look at her when he tried to look away. That was a permanent boner killer for him and dumped her afterwards.
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i had no idea he was open to dating white girls.
time for a new girlfriend.
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Submitted by Kerfuffles on Thu, 04/22/2010 - 10:26am.
Submitted by sugar free on Thu, 04/22/2010 - 10:04am.
i never understood couples that share all their private moments, i.e. shower together, pee/shit with the door open, etc.
Some people just don't have boundaries. I had this weird roommate who would come in when I was in the bathroom and sit on the floor next to me and weird shit like that. She saw nothing wrong with it and then broke down in tears when I had the "personal space talk" with her. Suffices to say the living arrangement didn't last.
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My first flatmate was like that. I'm very private, so I didn't gel well with a girl who wanted to burst into the bathroom when I was in the shower and tell me details about herself that would make a gynocologist squirm.
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Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 04/22/2010 - 10:05am.
Interesting. I had no idea she was open to dating a black man.
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Submitted by sugar free on Thu, 04/22/2010 - 10:04am.
i never understood couples that share all their private moments, i.e. shower together, pee/shit with the door open, etc.
Some people just don't have boundaries. I had this weird roommate who would come in when I was in the bathroom and sit on the floor next to me and weird shit like that. She saw nothing wrong with it and then broke down in tears when I had the "personal space talk" with her. Suffices to say the living arrangement didn't last.
TUUURRKKK!!! Love him, but in the last "season" of Scrubs, I couldn't pay attention to what he was saying when he was on-screen because he had THE WHITEST TEETH EVER. They blinded me!!!!
Submitted by CuriouserAndCur... on Thu, 04/22/2010 - 9:49am.
The world would be a better place if everyone's cell phones were taken away.
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I totally agree.
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Submitted by sugar free on Thu, 04/22/2010 - 10:04am.
i never understood couples that share all their private moments, i.e. shower together, pee/shit with the door open, etc.
With the showering thing at least they're getting clean together, so that I understand but using the restroom to defecate, urinate, wax, or any preening type activities require a closed door. And unless you only have one bathroom and it's an ABSOLUTE emergency no spouse should be in the bathroom defecating/urinating while the other is in the shower.
Unless you sleep naked and it's the middle of the night. Going potty naked is just weird.
I HATE going to the bathroom naked. HATE it. I have to have on a shirt and, preferably, pants (pulled down, of course). Is this weird?
Also, when I see "CaCee" I always read it as "cocky", as in feces. And I remember reading that she fingered Jessica.
That girl is dirty.
Submitted by pickles: "Maybe it's just me (I'm a tad germaphobey) but the grossest thing about this photo is that he is barefoot in a hotel bathroom! "
I am notoriously NOT a germaphobe (I only pretend to be in front of other moms) and hotel rooms gross me out. Ever since the time Mr. Hekki and I stayed at a motel and after two minutes of walking around barefoot on the carpet, the bottoms of my feet were BLACK. I'm with you on the flipflops thing.