Vadge Goes In For The Kill
Baby Jesus better pack up all his Tonka trucks and find a new nursery to call home, because it looks like Vadge has found herself another fetus of the latin variety to suck the youth out of. At a photo shoot in Harlem for Dolce & Yo Gabba Gabanna yesterday, Vadge sniffed on her new prey who looks like he just stumbled out of Mama Jonas' womb two seconds ago. Seriously, it's not fair! He hasn't learned to speak words yet so he can't say "no" when Vadge tries to adopt or fuck on him.
If that boy knows what's good for him he'd crawl away as fast as he can, because Vadge is going to rip off his newborn nalgas and stuff them in her face cheeks like she did with her last victim. Oh, well. It's your young life, baby.
Here's more of Vadge and her fetus model looking like an Italian mother and son coming home from Sunday mass to make stew. Why do I have an image of Vadge stirring a giant cauldron filled with root vegetables, coconut water and that boy? Stir them in my witches' brew, I got magic, Alakazamakazoo......