OctoMom's Crazy Circus Hits Oprah
After OctoMom wrote Oprah a long ass letter asking for a chance to tell her story through her own words, The Mighty O granted her wish and spent the day inside her house of diapers and insanity. OctoMom's cave is filled with nannies, screeching brats, diarrhea-filled diapers and flying peas. It pretty much looks like feeding hour at Larry King's house.
During the interview with Oprah, OctoMom said she has several regrets including posing in a bikini for Star Magazine. We regret that too, Octo (SAID THE WORLD).
Octo said that Star paid her ass $100,000 and she had no choice but to take their offer so that she could feed her child army. She said that she would never ever do a reality show or give her kids away, "I will do anything in my power to secure what I need to, on my own, without exploiting my children, to secure revenue so I can provide that."
Octo admitted that she also feels all sorts of guilt for bringing a million chirruns into the home of a single woman without a job. She went on to explain, "We're so busy going, going, going, moving, moving, moving, trying to keep up that you don't have time to think, to reflect, to feel anything. And it is a choice. I own all of the responsibility for my poor choices in the past. Do I regret it? You can't regret children. But the choices were childish. They were immature. They were selfish. Are we defined by our choices? Our behavior? Our actions? No. I don't believe that defines our worth. I feel as though I wasn't thinking at that time"
And I feel as though you're never fucking thinking, Octo! Actually, Octo seemed a little less Crazy McCrazy during her hour with Oprah. Maybe she smoked a bowl or devoured an entire bottle of Valium beforehand, because she normally acts like she's about to give Snow White a poisonous apple. Which leads me to the clip above....
In the clip, Octo catches Clarissa Riverdancing all over one of the babies in his crib. Baby was probably stressed the hell out from being in that crazy house, so Clarissa was trying to give him a massage. That's all!
A few seconds later, one of Octo's sons refused to go to school. She told him that if he didn't go, Child Protective Services would come to take his ass away. Strangely enough, the kid didn't start screaming, "CALL THEM! PLEASE! CALL THEM!"
You know, threatening CPS on a child is amateur hour. My abuelita used to threaten me with a little visit from her chankla. And if that didn't work, she threatened to send me to the gypsies who would force me to sleep in a wolf cave and steal bread from bakeries. So a CPS threat ain't shit!


this is absolutely sickening to watch let alone live through, those poor kids
Looks like hell. Poor little buggers
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Submitted by Stan Hooper on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 8:22am.
More like 1%.
Seriously WHERE IS CPS?
I have no sympathy for this trick because she is in a catch 22 that she created.
So fuck that OctoSwampussy in her rotting ass!
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I'm glad I live in a country where you can still punish your kids with more than "time out", because if that girl was my kid, it would be the first and LAST time she stomped on my baby. Hell! she wouldn't even THINK about stomping on her little brother. Fuck!.
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@ M.E.-She has one son with autism. He is 5 and non-verbal. I can't understand why anyone would continue to have more children in that situation esp. since she already had two older kids. (I know many people with kids on the autism spectrum. They will be the first to tell you how challenging it is. Many of them stop having kids because that child needs so much attention.)
"Are we defined by our choices? Our behavior? Our actions? No."
THEN WHAT THE HELL DEFINES US, you dumb bitch??? That is ALL that we are. When judging someone, as a mother over all, you look at her choices, behavior and actions. Dumbass. Major backpedalling to get into the public's good graces so than she can sell out some more in peace.
I confess that I Tivo Oprah and I watched this one last night. This woman is crazy. I totally feel for those kids.
As far as the comment about making the father pay, most likely he was an anon. sperm donor. Therefore, he has no legal responsiblity to those kids.
She claims she had a relationship with the father but I don't believe it. She also still claims she has never had plastic surgery! Er, yeah. . .
CA law rules that daycare facilities have a teacher to child ratio. This dipshit obviously cannot care for 14 children herself. THe kids with the most needs need to be taken from her care.
Doesn't she have disabled kids in the home? How much attention and caregiving are they receiving?
Octo mom deserves a harsh punishment but what can anyone do to her? They can't jail her because the kids will be without parents. They can't fine her, or she will be penniless. They can't make her face look any worse than it is now after all the botched plastic surgeries.
I hate her more than Paris Hilton and Kim Karda$$ian combined.
How long till one of those kids ends up dead? Seriously.
Time out for stomping on a baby? EXCUSE ME! Saying time out and walking away is NOT a time out.
CPS TAKE THOSE KIDS!
My mom and grandmother used to drive really slowly past the children's home in the town I grew up in and threaten to drop me off so that I could live there instead...
"I will do anything in my power to secure what I need to, on my own, without exploiting my children, to secure revenue so I can provide that."
What the christ, you fucking loon! Everything you have ever done since being implanted with your litter has DONE THAT VERY THING, including this VERY OPRAH SPOT! Delusional immature selfish famewhore, you are right: YOU DON'T THINK!
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I'm kinda glad Oprah (who I can't stand) went in there with cameras. Now millions have seen the fuckery. Those poor babies. Perhaps CPS will take a look at the video and keep a closer watch.
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Holy shitfuck. Clarissa is just stomping on that baby. As in a "die you stupid kid who took attention away and now i have no attention cuz my mommy is crazy and insane and i'm going to probably smother that baby at some point" way.
seriously. WTF. The police will come? For a second I thought she was talking to her child with autism, since a lot of the kids with autism I know are very into "rules" and following the rules. But turns out lady is just being a crazy person, like usual. Oy to the vey.
also, why would that kid ever WANT to stay in that house. I need a drink now...
First and foremost, Octomom is an attention whore and will do anything for attention. She is irresponsible for having fourteen kids and no father. Whoever was the sperm donor did her no favor. In fact, the doctor who implanted the embryos in her should be disbarred for life.
Second, she has no idea as to how to deal with the kids. The state should take them away from her cause she has no means to support them and is not right in the headbone.
Third, Oprah and the other TV show hosts are at fault for putting the nitwit on the air. They are only feeding her hunger for attention and fame. None of the hosts show any integrity by refusing to have her on the show. Then again, it's all about ratings and money.
Finally, what man would want anything to do with this nutcase and her brood of fourteen? He'd need the kids to wear name tags just to identify them!
That video is disturbing! Why can't Oprah take in some of the babies from her!
Oprah can raise them all with 10% of her wealth.
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This flappy-vag attention whore has learned to tell people what she thinks they want to hear. But you can't hide crazy.
OHMAHGAH! "Because it's against the law!" WTF!! I've never heard a mom say that! I guess the Law is her "you just wait until Daddy get's home".
Are they serious with the kid JUMPING ON THE BABY??? How many of Octo's kids are going to end up rapists and murderers? 50%? 75%?
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Oh my god. I must admit when I saw Octo on Oprah she seemed so rational and intelligent (well, if you LOOK at her, you know she's crazy, with all that plastic surgery and shoe-polish ropy hair). But she SOUNDED rational.
What a manipulator. She said everything people wanted to hear.
I didn't see the rest of it because, well, I have only three kids and I had a bunch of stuff to do.
This whole video made me sad and I hate being sad. What a misery. Yeah I'm sure she's regretting some things...ass!!
Also, why does this one have money for plastic surgery but not enough to support her kids? I wonder how much those ridiculous lips cost? I can't wait til 1 (or 5) of her kids decide to write tell-alls. And I love how she said "Remember them" (CPS) then caught herself. I hope they do come back and take those kids away. There is no way in hell one mother can raise 14 kids on her own. Shoot, I'm 23 and I can't even picture having one kid right now.
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Submitted by Bowchickawawa on Tue, 04/20/2010 - 9:21pm.
Someone else with the threat of the gypsies! My father always threatened to trade me to the gypsys, for a donkey, the next time they came through town. It was the very epitome of the empty threat. Thing is, I desparately wanted to be traded to the gypsies! That sounded damned fun to me. They're gypsies for crying out loud! "When did you say they were coming around again?" Gypsies had cool hippie clothes and tambourines, as I imagined them. They liked music and partying. They're Deadheads with Goulash! I went out and married a "gypsy".
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"Are we defined by our choices? Our behavior? Our actions?"
YES, BITCH. That and nothing else.
omg we got the chankla tooooo but we never had a warning before hand but my mother was such a lousy throw that no matter when she threw it she always missed and took out one of her nik nacks so now we are in double trouble cause not only did we fuck up the first time but now WE MADE HER break something so yeah we never really won but she always missed so that to us was a win win!!
Cali taxpayers support this dirty, crazy bitch. When is she signing that fat check over to pay for her medical, WIC, and welfare checks? Anyone else who gets money gets cut from the program she's on. The doctor who impregnated her should be footing the bill, he knew she had 6 kids, 2 were defective and he put in 8 more she couldn't support. Make him pay for her brood of bastards. Give the rest of us a break for a while. When the state paid nannies go, the older kids will kill the younger ones. In Nadya's world that's called natural selection I guess.
Speechless at the horror in that short clip.
Submitted by dementa on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 1:27am.
Do they still have those "nannies" who basically whip kids like this into shape and tell off the parents?
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They must. But I think that this crazy lady has put herself in such a position that she wouldn't be able to trust anyone who tried to help her with those kids. That's a REALLY bad position to be in. I've seen single mothers with this issue - they feel shunned, paranoid and they need help but they just can't ask for it and it becomes a self-perpetuating misery. It's really sad.
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 1:17am.
Damn right. That kid's gonna grow up to be a psycho at this rate, she doesn't even care or know that she could have KILLED that baby. And Mommy doesn't even give her a damn swat for it.
I'm not a fan of spanking kids but in the case of these little horrors I'd make an exception. Do they still have those "nannies" who basically whip kids like this into shape and tell off the parents?
I'm sorry for the crazy Off-topic. I think I was thinking this is how Octo's kids are gonna turn out. Ugh.
That kid feels no remorse, huh? None - she doesn't even get that it was wrong. That's spooky. I'm not a huge fan of angry parenting but you have to, at least, PRETEND to show some emotion about some things.
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@bambam: I think, too, you'll find a lot of those women who complain about their men were pressured into sex. A man might not see it as all that much pressure but when you're an insecure 16 year old girl "IN LOVE" with a boy....and you know: Girls tend to act sexier when they're more insecure sexually to begin with...and mostly I blame the parents in that sitch. They should make an effort to contact the boy's parents (who NEVER even know!) and the bunch of them should be helping their CHILDREN through the ordeal. Or better yet - raise'em up right. You're always going to get the occasional Octo but it shouldn't be EVERYBODY! (unless that's culturally acceptable - I know a very nice woman from Chile who started having kids at 14 when she got married)
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Submitted by bambam on Tue, 04/20/2010 - 10:12pm.
. The talk is always about men being the problem but wimmen never hold themselves accountable for having children when they're ill prepared.
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Bambam, are you serious?! You're gonna say that on an Octo thread? Where it's ALL the mom's fault.
I think you feel it cuz you're a man. That makes sense. But ALL of us take shit for being who we are every day. Trust.
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Submitted by caprica six on Tue, 04/20/2010 - 10:22pm.
I applaud you for your brains.
As for this stupid bitch, crap! First she spawns mroe than a dozen kids for the fame only, bankrupts her poor parents, sponges off others, then she fires all the child help so her toddler brats can stomp on innocent babies because mommy put them in time-out.
I swear I think one of those kids is going to die soon. They're not supervised or disciplined, they are obviously spoiled rotten brats, and there are way way too many for one person to keep an eye on. What happens when the eight babies start zooming around? Is she gonna lock them in cages until they turn eighteen?
One of those kids is going to jump out a second story window or crawl into the oven. I just hope someone takes all of them away before that shit can happen.
This is all especially selfish because the kids are all about the same age. I know there families with lots of kids, but the thing is that they had 'em one at a time so the older kids could help care for the younger ones when the numbers got high. She's got eight babies and a bunch of preschoolers.
Holy shit can you imagine the family reunions one day, with her cackling in the middle of dozens of kids?
OMG it looks like I must have missed a fun night!
Are we defined by our choices? Our behavior? Our actions?
Um. Yes. What the hell else is going to define us?
You just can't really RAISE that many children. You can keep them alive - barely, it seems - but that's about it.
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I just saw a glimpse of hell. How any grown person can put themselves - and their kids - in this position is byond me. The doctor that enabled her should be banned from his profession. She needed mental felp, not fertility treatment.
omg. this makes me so glad i use condoms. all those screaming kids, i'd tear my hair out.
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I actually don't dislike her. I think she's batshit crazy but not a mean person, just had misguided intentions. As a mother of one, I can say that if I lived her life for two hours I would be in a mental hospital tied to a bed.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Tue, 04/20/2010 - 10:35pm.
@moomarse...you raise a good point since every time I publicly post anything about this freak, I'm aiding and abetting in her publicity. The only caveat I can offer is that sites like Dlisted allow all of us to openly discuss the negative aspects of such lost souls. The negatives opinioned here will never see the level of misinformation or visibility offered by Oprah, et. al. Still, you make me stop and think that by remaining silent, maybe I'm helping to put this sorry woman into obscurity.
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You're getting philosophical on us Mr. Mercury! If a rubber-uterused famewhore gets lip injections in the woods and no one's around to film it, did it really happen? :-)
Don't beat yourself up about enabling Octo's attention addiction. There are worse people you could encourage, such as Boobshit, in my opinion. Think of it this way, by aiding and abetting Octo you are actually helping her poor children to have food to eat, clothes to wear and a roof over their heads. We don't want Octo to get so desparate for money that she becomes willing to pimp out her kids in order to keep the dough and donations flowing in. It's kind of like a Hollywood version of "Save the Children". Everytime you post about Octo, you provide one of her children with a package of Twinkies and a bottle of Yoohoo. You are a regular old Jolie, aren't you?
You are on the west coast, no? If you are, that means it is still a holiday where you are. I'm extending my holiday out here on the east coast until each and every dlister has arrived in 4/21. It's the least I can do.
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The State of California child services should seriously step into this vortex of crazy. These children are obviously a danger to themselves and each other and Octocunt is not able to care for them.
"Help make the world a better place. Slap a stupid person today."
i work in a group home for the mentally/behaviorally disturbed, and let me tell you, that looks to be about a thousand times worse.
my work also gives people days off in order to ensure their own mental sanity.
this, however, is a home and she has to be there 24/7. it is no wonder that she may seem to be a bit "crazy" at times.
How long before crazy goes out for a surgical procedure and "forgets" to come home?
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Omilord, that footage makes me sadder than I ever thought I could feel. Ugh. There's no way that can be healthy.
Oh, by the by, THANKS A LOT! NOW YOU MADE ME GO AND POST A GODDAMN SERIOUS COMMENT ON YOUR SITE! I HOPE IN YOUR NEXT LIFE YOU COME BACK AS ONE OF OCTOCRAZY'S BABIES!
I'm sorry, that was harsh. :D But, no more depressing. More Betty White nomming on a weiner.
She doesn't appear to be a very effective disciplinarian. The little girl seems totally unfazed by "time out" and the boy she's trying to wake up threatens to take off at the very end of the clip. How did she tone down the crazy for Oprah? She couldn't hide it on the View when she looked all loopy and kept cackling at nothing.
I agree with you both. I think that women who plan on having ONE child without taking the father's opinion into account is idiotically selfish.
They don't think about the man's fitness as a parent let alone how they themselves are gonna financially provide for the child.
It's like have a baby, get on Section 8 and work fast food or get a cosmetology license. Like there aren't enough hairdressers in the world.
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This woman is a mental case and should never have been implanted in the first place.
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I get what your point is. Circumstances aside, you're correct... if one is an octo-bitch w/ mental issues (just deciding on an insane amount of embryos being implanted qualifies mental issues) w/ no dad cosigning and/or some means of providing individual emotional, physical, mental and educational is def selfish (beyond selfish actually).
as referenced earlier, she/society will be facing a 'lord of the flies' sitch when they're old/big enough.
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