Cameron Douglas Gets Five Years In The Chokey
Michael Douglas' 31-year-old butch lezzie son Cameron Douglas was sentenced to 5 years in prison today for conspiring to sell meth and heroin. Cameron was arrested last summer after a police informant received a half-pound of crystal meth from him in the mail. Cameron faced 10 years in the dick dungeon, but the judge knocked off 5 years for whatever reason.
The judge still managed to throw in a few words of bitchery during his sentencing in NYC today. Cameron's father, mother and stepmother all set in letters to the judge crying about how he's sober now and cleaning up his act. The judge thought the letters painted Cameron as some victim who got caught up in the bad shit which led him into the hood rat way of life. The judge told Cameron in court today, "Get over that idea."
In addition to the 5 years in prison, Cameron also received a $25,000 fine and 450 hours of community service. The judge also said that once Cameron gets out of prison, he has to dye his hair ginger, legally change his name to Rojo Caliente and move next door to a certain gayling in Brooklyn. Okay, I made up that last part, but Cameron does give off an air of saw dust. I probably would.
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Wait...why are Michael Douglas and his son impersonating a butch lezzie mother/daughter team on the LPGA circuit?
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This guy was SELLING drugs. He deserves to be in the slammer.
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Fugly Cameron is unlikely to receive much 'pokey' in the pokey!
@stake_spike: If it makes you feel any better, I had a poster of George Michael in my teenage room and Mickey is short for Michelle. To this day I still don't get how I could have missed this one.
Oh jeez I used to have a crush on this guy when he was in that Family movie (w/ Kirk & Michael).
I knew that judge wasn't going to take the shit that Zeta-Jones wrote and just magically say 1 year because you're a Douglas. I'm sure he didn't appreciate her letter (it sounded condescending).
Kirk's letter though was sad (he said he doesn't want to die knowing his grankid is in jail). Any way sucks for him he didn't commit this is Cali. All that overcrowding they would have let him out early.
Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 04/20/2010 - 6:01pm.
I can't even imagine what his "OLD" kids think about these insensitive statements, although I'm pretty sure Cameron is the only kid he has from before.
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It actually explains a lot about Cameron, doesn't it?
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Submitted by buddhistgirl69 on Tue, 04/20/2010 - 8:38pm.
He will find more drugs in prison then he ever found on the street... nice move Your Honor! I think addicts need rehab, and more rehab, and some more, then, they get old and can't do as many.
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"And people try to tell me that God wasn't high on the good shit when he made this place" -by angel_i
the Douglas' group polkadot hell pic can't get anymore awkward. plus, it's almost 'through the looking glass' w/ these two. mirror images if issues, if you will. you know their bond is tight.
'get over it' - SHUTDOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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Cameron should really consider becoming a minister or cult leader.
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i don't "smoke" it was a once in a while thing..sorry- my little brother hates it too and it makes me sad so i don't all the time- Lindsay Lohan. March 29,2010.
That double chin is enough to put him away! eww
that's a bunch of shit, this asshole should have gotten the full 10 years.
unless he really IS the Tootsie Pop Owl, his head is seriously misshapen.
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now, time to go rinse my brain out with some psychic mind-wash. lemony fresh!
Cameron looks dead in the eyes in this picture, IMO. Like he'd rather be smoking a rock than posing for pics with his dad on the red carpet.
Boo Hoo Hoo
Cameron is the US version of Pete Doherty..a teflon coated skank
Had I been the judge I would have thrown in another five years for Cam sporting those eyeglasses
What a stupid thing to do: mailing drugs to someone. Especially given how connected to the film industry his family is; all he'd have to do to get a high paying job in the industry is ask his dad to make 1 phone call, and he's set for life. Instead, he craps all over it by being a drug dealer. What a stupid dumbass...
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That whole family is screwed up. I actually met and spent some time with Eric Douglas back before he went off the deep end and basically lost his mind (and then died). He was in my city appearing in "Romeo and Juliet" at the theatre I acted at and it was during his stay that Michael won his Academy Award. He was so starved for attention and validation from his dad and brother and said they basically ignored him and everything he tried to do because it wasn't good enough. It's all about Kirk and Michael in that family.
The evening I met Eric, he invited me to a cast party he threw and the next day I called and left a message thanking him for the invitation and saying I'd had a great time. I'll never forget my Mom being introduced to him shortly thereafter and her telling me what a fuss he made about me when he found out she was my Mom. She said he went on and on about what a lovely young (long time ago) lady I was, how well mannered I was, and how much he appreciated my taking the time to thank him. He seemed like a guy who expected the worst from people and it makes me sad to this day that he was so bowled over by a simple thank you.
Anyway, long story, but I always get the sads when I think about how he ended up.
He will find more drugs in prison then he ever found on the street... nice move Your Honor! I think addicts need rehab, and more rehab, and some more, then, they get old and can't do as many.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
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Submitted by putsomestankonit: "If God forbid something should happen to him while in the pokey that's one less person on Michael's will."
Ha, ha, I so agree! Catherine Zeta Jones is probably great at pretending that she cares (hey, she won an Oscar). With Cameron in the pokey, she can lean on her golddigger shovel for a bit.
I still think the Rockefeller Drug Laws suck. Or if we're going to have them, apply them to EVERYONE.
Snowpiece, it that Bruce Willis in your avie? Yuck. (Sorry, but I still have images of him with black toenail polish in that W spread with his bride, who is like two years older than his daughter, Jay Leno, Jr.)
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/20/2010 - 7:19pm.
good. Michael wrote a letter to save Cameron's ass, but apparently it did not work.
Actually I think the judge DID take 5 years off the sentence.
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i don't "smoke" it was a once in a while thing..sorry- my little brother hates it too and it makes me sad so i don't all the time- Lindsay Lohan. March 29,2010.
So true, Banayna, so true. He has always been enabled and Michael and his other family members continue to enable him.
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'Didn't he try to get his girlfriend to sneak in drugs via electric toothbrush? He should have gotten the full 10 yrs. Mark my words, once he gets out of the chokey, he will OD. Redmond O'Neal will share the same junkie fate'
Seriously. There is no hope for people like this. They spent their entire lives having money thrown at them while their absentee parents frig around. Never had to work (selling meth doesn't count Cam, sorry), have zero sense of responsibility or structure in their lives. Same goes for that low life Redmond.
The sentence is way to light however, he will get clean and sober whether he likes it or not!!!
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So, how is that hopey, changey thing working for you?
He looks like another Beverly Hills spoiled brat. They all have that nasty longer hair (since daddy can afford those 1000 monthly haircuts)and sleazy "I'm the next Tarantino!" look. Blech.
good. Michael wrote a letter to save Cameron's ass, but apparently it did not work.
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We're partners in crime, you got that certain something
What you give to me takes my breath away
-Aerosmith "Cryin"
Cry me a river. Fucker messed up, now he pays a very light price. Be grateful, idiot.
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"You don't fucking say.”
just noticed his nasty little ginge flavor saver, ewwwwwwww
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"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
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MK - you totally nailed it (again) he totally IS a dead ringer for Cynthia Nixon's cunt lapping, ugly-as-sin, “girlfriend.”
No thanks to to Ginger “Golden Girls in the City” too - in this recession I won't be paying a dime to watch that piece of trash either.
LOL Kirk....Cameron
should tell you something
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"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
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Centaurious:
i heard it whispered a few times that old kirk forced himself on a few young ladies back in his day. and as for his sons being the way they were? kirk raised them to be misogynistic arrogant cunts so it shouldn't be anhy surprise as to how ALL turned out.
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Why does Cameron Douglas look a little like Emilio Estevez in this picture?
The bitch is lucky. This could have been a 20 year to life sentence. Some poor schmuck would have gotten it. But I agree, rapists and child molesters serve less time. Unless you are a homocidal maniac ( Like the meth dealer in " Breaking Bad " ), I don't think drug dealers should serve a long sentence.
Somuchbetterthanyou on TMZ they showed Michael and his first wife showing up to court. Not defending anyone, just tha facts, mam!
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Submitted by just a floozy on Tue, 04/20/2010 - 5:47pm.
They ought to lock Michael Douglas up right along with him for being a nasty egotistical prick his entire life. Kirk Douglas to. that said, all of the Douglas men are vain, contemptible misogynistic assholes who need to be buried (alive) six feet under and rotting for the rest of their lives.
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Yeah, Kirk was a real prince. He freely admitted in his book that he was never, ever home, his kids were strangers to him, he fucked anything in a skirt and dangled it right under his long-suffering wife Anne's nose, was a complete and total asshole, etc. and then ended the book by saying what a saint Anne was and he's so glad she stuck by him through the "hard years" just in time to wipe drool off his chin, push his wheelchair and change his Depends.
I really hope she doesn't croak before he does. If anyone has earned that money, it's her.
I also love the way Michael is always giving interviews in which he says how great his life is with his new family, how much he loves Catherine and respects her "because she has a career" (did your first wife have a nanny, douchebag? THAT was her career), and how he was a terrible father to his first kids and is so glad he has a "second chance" and how much he loves and enjoys his new kids, spending so much time with them!
I can't even imagine what his "OLD" kids think about these insensitive statements, although I'm pretty sure Cameron is the only kid he has from before.
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Um...none of his bitch-ass "parents" made the trip to plead for leniency in person?
Don't they usually let you stand there all shaky and snotty, hyper-ventilating while you read your victim impact letter aloud or some such?
I would have loved to know the judge was able to spit "Get over that idea" right in their collective eye
EDIT: And ITA with everyone else -- this loser will be let out and strung out in 2 years
He should have received the full sentence. Unfortunately, it was cut down to half because his daddy and granddaddy are famous.
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Submitted by Violet on Tue, 04/20/2010 - 5:51pm.
and the son should totally be with taterhead
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OMG LOL. That would be like two worlds of FUG colliding.
Didn't he try to get his girlfriend to sneak in drugs via electric toothbrush? He should have gotten the full 10 yrs. Mark my words, once he gets out of the chokey, he will OD. Redmond O'Neal will share the same junkie fate.
i've always found them so sleazy, yuck. and the son should totally be with taterhead
They ought to lock Michael Douglas up right along with him for being a nasty egotistical prick his entire life. Kirk Douglas to. that said, all of the Douglas men are vain, contemptible misogynistic assholes who should be buried (alive)six feet under and left to rot for the rest of their disgusting lives.
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I've been reading about this fuck up for awhile. He's a longtime junkie and frankly, unless he finds god or something, I can't be bothered being concerned by someone who has no respect for life or himself and his loved ones. He's the type to drag everyone down with him, if he only could.
1- Kirk - Somewhat hot- Hollywood legend
2- Michael - Fug - overrated buffon at best
3- Cameron - Fuglier - drug dealer
Damn is like with every generation the Douglas family deteriorates in looks and career achievements.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 04/20/2010 - 4:22pm.
parkerj I have always found MD disgusting, nothing worse than seeing him act all horny and "sexy" in a movie, UGH!
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I have never gotten his appeal.. unless his appeal is that he plays a repellant person well.
Submitted by James Haven on Tue, 04/20/2010 - 5:12pm.
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Great to see that the punk is going to the slammer. He's no victim ... yet. Wait until some monster named Bubba get a hold of his puny ass. The judge messed up by not giving him ten years.
"If you can't do the time, don't do the crime."
I hope the punk's ass resembles the Lincoln Tunnel within six months of his sentence. Dealers need to be pounded into the ground.
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Submitted by Morbidosity on Tue, 04/20/2010 - 4:43pm.
Submitted by salacious on Tue, 04/20/2010 - 4:40pm.
I can't feel sorry for this pampered little prince. He was born into a wealthy family, and always had resources to make something useful out of his life and over the years he's done nothing but piss it all away. Many people would've killed to have the opportunities that he's had. What a waste of oxygen he is.
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Agreed and might I add,this speaks volumes as to the parenting skills of his parents.
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He probably had absentee parents, and they ended up separating when he was a kid, but it can't be their fault too.
I've had this discussion with a friend of mine who's got three other siblings. They all graduated college except for the older brother who became a junkie, who at 34 y.o, still lives with his parents. She feels that it was his choice, because he had the same opportunities as his siblings and was raised in a loving environment.
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"fuck you" is the new "thank you"
Irregardless of the negative comments I have been reading about this half wit, he put several lives on the line with his dealing drugs and now he is getting his just reward. And irregardless of his Daddy and Mommy and all the rest of those imbeciles who have been his enablers.
You do the time boy-oh. Meet Bubba.