Tuesday, April 20th 2010
It Could Be Worse....
Here's former homewrecking slut hero Sienna Miller leaving some store in West Hollywood yesterday with her current full-time fuck partner Jude Law. Oh, how Sienna Miller continues to disappoint us sluts with no morals. Not only is her vagina still carousing with an old piece, but she actually agreed to be seen in public with a dude wearing flip flops with a shiny suit?!
Jude looks like a greasy French gigolo who smells like coconut oil, foreskin fromage, Binaca, cigar ash and saltwater crust. I bet he's wearing a spandex leopard thong under his suit.
With all that being said, Jude (who might be wearing a fluffy merkin on his head) gets a pass this time, because at least he's not wearing condom socks.
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i thought this was skarsgaard and bosworth, all dandied up.
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now, time to go rinse my brain out with some psychic mind-wash. lemony fresh!
My diagnosis for this relationship is: keep on having that good, good sex and maybe retire from your careers so you can keep on having more good sex!
Perfect pair. She has no shame and little or no career and he has no shame and little or no hair. Pretty soon, Snooki and The Situation will be farther up the Hollywood ladder than either of them. And they are *less* sleazy.
I wonder if their combined sluttiness could possible cause a gravitational shift that could wrinkle the space time continuum and I go back to a time when I gave a flying fuck about either of these two losers. Now they just curdle my menstrual fluid.
On a more cosmic note. It must suck to be a slut when no one will do fucky times with you anymore. Maybe that's why they ended up together. I do agree it's a public service that they are no longer messing with anyone else's shit anymore. I don't believe there is an STD that they don't have between them.
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You make me wonder, did I live my life right.
At least he's not wearing HER shoes. Thoses things could kill you!
They seem to really like each other and since they're both unrepentant sluts I think they should give it another go. As long as they don't try monogamy for the sake of their careers, not that Sienna has one, they should do well long term.
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Strip the leaves from the trees.
I think Jude Law likes Sienna Miller's slutness. He tried the family man act, banging the nanny and co-stars, but something about Sienna's blatant slutness appeals to him. They do seem happy ( at least for now ).
Is she wearing boots or did she lace up a cardboard shoe box?
"Jude looks like a greasy French gigolo who smells like coconut oil, foreskin fromage, Binaca, cigar ash and saltwater crust. I bet he's wearing a spandex leopard thong under his suit"
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Damn, MK, you fucked him up. I bet that after you introduced that paragraph into the universe Jude doubled over with a vicious gas pain and didn't know why.
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If I have to come back here it's gonna get fuckin ugly.
Actually I find them both attractive. Jude Law is looking very good here. Not sure if this will last though. Sienna comes over like the kind of woman that ends up single. Single but happy though.
LMFAO @ greasy French gigolo etc. etc.. too funny!
These two deserve each other. Jude's flips probably smell like old fart.
I know we like to goof on Sienna but I find her all sorts of sexez. That cosmetic commercial she does with the super close up...I mean come on she IS pretty. Homewrecking pretty albeit but pretty none the less.
Homewreckers of a feather....
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
btw those flip flops look about as beat up as Amy Winohouse's ballet slippers. Was he issued those at the bathhouse or jail I wonder.
Michael K should write for US Weekly: Fashion Police, your wise cracks actually make me laugh instead of roll my eyes.
Who's that old gay man who used to always dish out the worst dressed, forget his name, I think he died, you could be him too Michael!
That's just so funny, because you see, we knew a Frenchman (was deported recently on drug charges) who dressed the exact same way! You are always so spot on, MK. And yes, Jude always looks so dirty and seedy and Sienna needs some help in the clothes department too. These to were made for each other!
i love jude law. despite myself i really do. he's such a skanky std ridden brit bucket of scum. HOT.
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Sienna's outfit is ridiculously stupid too.
Who would have thought Jude would end up so skeevy looking and with such a slimy style? He had hope in the beginning.
Flip-flops can be cute on girls but on guys.... mmmm... not really. With the suit and tank top though! Ahhaha, MK's description is perfect.
@ carefreea
Ditto and ditto.
There has to be a slut rule somewhere that if your man has less hair than your vadge, it's time to move on.
What about ankle-socks, the flip-flops of the ruffians?
@moriah, you and me both! That seems worse than Jude Law and Jesse James. Oh the shame...
@Crystal Lynn Jesse is gross to me, but I think Greasy Bear is hot and that disgusts me!
Orange & Vanilla
Love him because its clear all he thinks about is sex. Im attracted to him like Im attracted to Jesse James.
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Tue, 04/20/2010 - 12:11pm.
Submitted by OVO-606 on Tue, 04/20/2010 - 12:05pm.
Jude Law used to be really attractive. In the 90's. Now he's just slimy.
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Ohhhhh my god. Perfect example: The Talented Mr. Ripley. *fap fap fap*
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Gattaca!
As a couple I find them boring... Two cheaters cannot maintain a relationship anyhow.
Heyyy, Jude...Flipflops are for wearing to the beach, or with a cute little sundress or something.
Whatever happened to Balthazar? Did his peen finally rot off from dipping it in her swamp?
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I'm not a coke addict - I just like the way it smells.
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Submitted by OVO-606 on Tue, 04/20/2010 - 12:05pm.
Jude Law used to be really attractive. In the 90's. Now he's just slimy.
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Ohhhhh my god. Perfect example: The Talented Mr. Ripley. *fap fap fap*
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 04/20/2010 - 11:58am.
he's not gay he's just British!
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did they break up before because he cheated on her? with his kids nanny? good luck with that Slutienna
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"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
"Pray for us Oranges" CHIRIO
Does Sienna's cooch EVER snooze?!
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We don't need to see Jude's feet. I see why they are together though, they are perfect for each other. Both smarmy.
Jude Law used to be really attractive. In the 90's. Now he's just slimy.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 04/20/2010 - 11:53am.
What a pair of flaming assholes.
Jude is gay and just won't admit it
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He just keeps pumping out more bastards as beards? =D
He looks ridiculous with those shoes, but I agree with carefreea, Sienna's are worse.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
These two should be together because then they are not thrust on to the rest of society. Honestly, they are just gross. If I saw either of them coming towards me, I would cross the street.
Jude just creeps me out. He always looks like he's sweating like Tom Sizemore.
I'm surprised he isn't wearing one of his fishnet shirts and those GAY kerchiefs he wears.
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I'm not a coke addict - I just like the way it smells.
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Look at the bright side. As long as these two are together, the rate of spreading STDs just went down by half.
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I'm not a coke addict - I just like the way it smells.
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Why is she not topless? Why does he wear tank top lookin shit under his suit? Why am I standing in my front yard? Where the HELL are my flamingos!!!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
BOO, YOU WHORE. MissJaneTexas 04/14/10
Not as bad as HER footwear. I hope she twists her ankle and it snaps off and she falls in a pile of homeless person diarrhea and contracts sepsis.
Dumb homewrecking slut.
Douche attracts douche, go figure.
Ms Miller's (let me go) shoes are horrendous though, maybe even more so than Mr Law's.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
he's not gay he's just British!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
"Pray for us Oranges" CHIRIO
SUCKY fryin some chicken
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oohhhhhhhh Siiiiiiiiena!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
BOO, YOU WHORE. MissJaneTexas 04/14/10
I actually like these 2 together.
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