Sandra Bullock Outsmarts The Paps
Last night, Entertaintment Tonight aired the first clear pictures of Sandra Bullock (sans wedding ring) since that whole tattooed Nazi whore scandal exploded in our faces.
Page Six says that the pictures were set up by Sandra's people and taken in Northern California on Friday by a photographer from Getty. Sandra pulled a Tiger Woods by releasing her own post-scandal photos so that the paparazzi agencies can't make millions upon zillions of dollars on her. Apparently, ET bought the rights from Getty for around $60,000.
Somewhere in the woods of Northern California, there's a sad pap cleaning bear piss off of his pine tree disguise.
And if nobody told me these were new pictures of Sandra, I would've guessed they were just stills from 24 Days. That's a total rehab/hangover ensemble.