Sandra Bullock Outsmarts The Paps
Last night, Entertaintment Tonight aired the first clear pictures of Sandra Bullock (sans wedding ring) since that whole tattooed Nazi whore scandal exploded in our faces.
Page Six says that the pictures were set up by Sandra's people and taken in Northern California on Friday by a photographer from Getty. Sandra pulled a Tiger Woods by releasing her own post-scandal photos so that the paparazzi agencies can't make millions upon zillions of dollars on her. Apparently, ET bought the rights from Getty for around $60,000.
Somewhere in the woods of Northern California, there's a sad pap cleaning bear piss off of his pine tree disguise.
And if nobody told me these were new pictures of Sandra, I would've guessed they were just stills from 24 Days. That's a total rehab/hangover ensemble.
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fuck her and her nasty ex.
Ha! I already viewed this image today... and what the hell is with the latte in the middle of the forest? Oh yeah, so we can see that she is holding a cup without her ring on.
Hopefully she stirs clear of that nazi loser.
Submitted by justincase on Tue, 04/20/2010 - 1:41pm.
@ angel_i
You are very perceptive and articulate on these matters. I agree that SB is a career celebrity which is why people tend to like her. It's her job and she is trying to do it well (under the circumstances). I am not worried for her.
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Y thank u, dear. I'm not worried for her either. She made a mistake and now she's dealing with it. That's what life is all about.
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Submitted by rukiddingme on Tue, 04/20/2010 - 11:07am.
I used to watch ET, but then they became more tabloidish, which totally turned me off.
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me too. I hate how ET and even People magazine hold themselves as these prestigious news agencies even though they hunt down their subjects and turn the paparazzi into bounty hunters.
she is smart, naturally pretty and talented...sure I can see why Jesse cheated on her(sarcasm intended)...she has bad taste in men, and I really don't think men take her seriously...she needs to up her bitch game with men...get them to crawl...she has the looks and money to do that..it may not feel natural at first, but she deserves to treat men like putty in her hands after what she went through with VG. I say treat them bad, get it out of your system, and eventually she will find a real good one that respects her and is loyal. I am just thinking here, but it has worked for other women, don't be a total bitch, but don't be nice either!!!
@ angel_i
You are very perceptive and articulate on these matters. I agree that SB is a career celebrity which is why people tend to like her. It's her job and she is trying to do it well (under the circumstances). I am not worried for her.
She's in the woods with... a latte?
24 Days? Isn't it 28 Days?
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"Somewhere in the woods of Northern California, there's a sad pap cleaning bear piss off of his pine tree disguise."
LOL, Michael, you're in fine form today.
Hell yea, a huge Fuck you to Jesse and the Paps in one shot, thats beautiful!
LOL! I can hear National Geographic now:
Unlike the Megalomaniac Celebrity, the Career Celebrity chooses to discreetly flash hand signs at photographers instead of issuing a written statement or, alternately, allowing photographers to chase her until they get the photograph they need (see: Famewhore Celebrity).
Often these hand signs will include the addition or removal of jewelry and, sometimes messages are written on Tshirts. If the hand sign is negative it will often be immersed in some other action, such as pushing on glasses or scratching one's face. The same is true for sensitive subjects...for instance, one might show her hand by holding up a coffee cup;p
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I love the holding of the coffee cup to show off the ringless finger. It's genius yet a perfectly classy way to do it.
That was the best staged outing of oneself EVER.....No money to paps, shows that she is not with Vanilla Gorilla and gets to keep her dignity a bit. Smart.
I'm telling you sluts...
When Vanilla Gorilla is found in a ditch buried deep in the woods of northern California, just remember...
I called that shit!
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I used to watch ET, but then they became more tabloidish, which totally turned me off.
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"Somewhere in the woods of Northern California, there's a sad pap cleaning bear piss off of his pine tree disguise."
ROFL.....seriously. I'm in such a giggle mode today!!!
can she make it any clearer that the ring is off?
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Tue, 04/20/2010 - 10:21am.
Lol @ Jazzy. That just made Jack's head explode.
I am NOT cleaning that up.
*hands Jazzy mop*\
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*mops up mess*
*throws chunky bits back in*
*band-aids skull back together*
Entertainment Tonight, etc are so nauseating. I can't stand listening to how they talk and describe things.
I haven't watched one of those shows in years and watching this clip just reminds me why. It's just too stupid.
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Larry King: "What is the secret to a lasting marriage?"
Paul Newman: "Lust, respect, patience and determination."
Glad to see she seems OK. It was a beautiful ring but clearly JJ was not worthy of her.
What pains me in this situation is that Sandy waited and waited before committing to a guy, only to fall in love with Mr. wrong.
I have to admit, Sandra is one classy laaaaaady.
*snaps in to a slim jim*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
BOO, YOU WHORE. MissJaneTexas 04/14/10
LOL snowy....
*grabs camera, 12 pack, ball gag and feather and runs down to the basement*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
BOO, YOU WHORE. MissJaneTexas 04/14/10
Somewhere in the woods of Northern California, there's a sad pap cleaning bear piss off of his pine tree disguise.
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God that's so funny.
puff, puff, pass@snowy:)
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Submitted by WinnieT on Tue, 04/20/2010 - 10:31am.
Wait, wha? I might be a dumbass here but I don't get it, so these are photos that she deliberately orchestrated so that the Insider couldn't get their own??
I'm getting a headache and maybe it's fucking with my brain but I don't get it.
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angel, thanks for the afroman link, best song ever!!!
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Wait, wha? I might be a dumbass here but I don't get it, so these are photos that she deliberately orchestrated so that the Insider couldn't get their own??
I'm getting a headache and maybe it's fucking with my brain but I don't get it.
Also, glad she's not wearing a wedding wing, I just wish she'd make some sort of statement about the whole Nazi shit. I know she doesn't have to nor should she but I can't help be curious about it, especially when she quickly made a statement about the sex tape rumour and then her sisters comes out all snappy all because some tabloids said Sandra spent the holidays with her. Like how about all these Nazi ties?
Anyway, whatever, she looks good.
"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped"
- Elbert Hubbard
Go Sandra!!!
Get in line Jack. Octo Sana is tryin' ta get SB's #.
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i'm sure you'll hear this enough, but MK, it's 28 days, hon.
LOL, snowy!
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Thank you Wild Child.. we'll make sure to white-out our screens and make the corrections.
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LOL @ 24 days. MK got thrown out of rehab early for fraternization in the showers
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
"Pray for us Oranges" CHIRIO
its 28 days...not 24..lol..
jack how can she call you when she's tied to your hot water heater?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
"Pray for us Oranges" CHIRIO
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Lol @ Jazzy. That just made Jack's head explode.
I am NOT cleaning that up.
*hands Jazzy mop*
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"I truly don't like you as a person. Can't one human being not like another human being? Can't we all just not get along?"
If she's really almost sans fards here, then I must say that she's a natural beauty. Looks so much better here than at the Oscars with that blood-stained goo on her lips.
Of course, not having the @$$hat Nazi douchetard on her arm could have also improved her look ;)
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Submitted by luscious_t on Tue, 04/20/2010 - 10:06am.
Good for her - 100% in support of Sandy dumping that mofo - and screwing over the paps is a nice touch, too. Hold your head high, girl - all you did was get schnookered by an asshat - he's the one who should feel the shame
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Exactly! and this is why I love Sandra Bullock.
SO SAY WE ALL!!!
I heard Sandra and Elin have started dating.
Sandra!!!
CAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
BOO, YOU WHORE. MissJaneTexas 04/14/10
She really went out of her way to show she didn't have her ring on. And wow ET, hiking with NO makeup?!@
Loved that movie! Best part was Sandy's character diving out the window of her room to retrieve percocets she tossed out earlier.
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That's how you do it...nothing else to say.
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Strip the leaves from the trees.
Good for her being in control like that. I love it.
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"I truly don't like you as a person. Can't one human being not like another human being? Can't we all just not get along?"
Good for her - 100% in support of Sandy dumping that mofo - and screwing over the paps is a nice touch, too. Hold your head high, girl - all you did was get schnookered by an asshat - he's the one who should feel the shame
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