Saturday, April 17th 2010
Let's Not Jump To Conclusions....
Here we have genital awakener Alexander Skarsgard getting close to Kate Bosworth at Coachella yesterday. The two have never come out and said that they are bumping nipples in the night, so let's just assume they are friends. Maybe Askars isn't resisting the urge to hump her lips with his. Maybe he's just trying to find a gentle way of telling her that she's got food caca all up in her teefs. Or maybe he's trying to glamour her into going back to the hotel to change her dress so she doesn't look like a crocheted dildo cozy. Yeah, that's it.
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There were other photos taken later in which she's on his shoulders, watching some band. There's also some pix of him trying to punch out some paps for getting too close to his pretty princess (who in previous photos has her hands in his back pockets). The Coachella cops had to hold him back before he choked a bitch - Askars is pretty gangsta for a Scandinavian.
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Even though he looks bad, I'd still hit it.
The gentle swell of tummy will be a full-blown out fuckbelly before you know it.
Bland. the both of them. Next!
I dunno. Maybe he hasn't seen her tits yet, they look like wet teabags.
Maybe she can crochet herself a personality.
The funniest thing about her losing weight is that she hasn't got any big roles. Directors probably think she looks lifeless. She was good in Blue Crush, and she could have had a career playing stronger roles. Now I don't know what the hell she does except hang out with designers, which is probs why she became so skinny. But guess what, she's too short to be a model. Once again, dumbass!
Lets just hope she doesn't introduce hottie Askars to the coke. We've been hearing for years how she's a full blown coke fiend.
Bitch please, I have heard straight from this horsefaces mouth the lengths she will go to to not eat anything! I wanna be skinny too but I couldn't be bothered with half that shit. They would have to staple my mouth closed for me to be as ana as this chick. I still don't understand how she has any hair on her head? Maybe they are extensions? ASkars you need a real woman not this skinny ho.
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Submitted by Dog on Sat, 04/17/2010 - 6:55pm.
The shoes on the women in these pics look like they were designed by a blind alligator whisperer.
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Submitted by ricki lake on Sat, 04/17/2010 - 9:19pm.
Kate Bosworth is beautiful. So much more beautiful than a fatty lard pillow like Christina "I'm not zafting or Ruebenesque, I'm just a plain fatty fatty fat fat" Hendricks.
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Not to be picky or anything, but it's "zaftig". Weren't you paying attention in Yiddush class?
Some guys like chicks that are built like pre-pubescent boys I guess. To each their own. I'm far smaller than zaftig myself but I sure am glad my hubby is a T & A kind of guy.
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"crocheted dildo cozy."
This? Is pure beauty. Brings a tear to the eye, it does.
Submitted by TrashyWilma on Sat, 04/17/2010 - 3:19pm.
Bosworth is not naturally rail-thin. Check out "Blue Crush" (not the whole thing, of course, maybe a few seconds) to see what this girl really looks like.
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The Blue Crush body was the result of a shitload of working out, but if you check her out in her pre-Blue Crush days, she's still not rail thin. Petite, yes, but with a lush, feminine form. Now she just looks like a swizzle stick in a cheap wig. It's sad, not sexy, and if she really does have a full-blown case of anorexia nervosa, it makes all of the queefing over her "stunning beauty" seem pretty creepy.
Kate Bosworth is beautiful. So much more beautiful than a fatty lard pillow like Christina "I'm not zafting or Ruebenesque, I'm just a plain fatty fatty fat fat" Hendricks. If KBos were a male I would love to rub my dick all over h[is] skeletal frame, praying h[is] hip bones and ribs would be protrudey enough to cause pain but not sharp enough to pierce my flawless tawny skin. Mmmm, corpsalicious. As it stands, she has a vajayjay and I want to dress her up like a hooker Barbie in sky-high platform heels, sequin gown and drag queen makeup, because skinny girls look so much better in that kind of the thing than farm animals a la Chendricks and America Ferrara.
wtf with the hate over Bosworth's eyes? She can't help it
& it's natural & extremely rare. That's bull
about her
lack of muscle tone-her shoulders/deltoids
are finally looking closer to her "Blue Crush"
physique. She may have self loathing probs
& punishes herself by not eating, who knows?
She can act better than Winona Ryder but
I haven't seen her in anything in awhile.
What is wrong with Skarsgard? He should know that he could get way higher grade ass than the skanky cokehead leftovers of Gloopy's husband.
If anyone ever wanted to know what Michael Jackson would have looked like as a blonde, we know now.
The shoes on the women in these pics look like they were designed by a blind alligator whisperer.
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This bitch is so anorexic. Ha.
She is so skinny she looks one step up from an ano.
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LMFAO @ 'throw yo mamma down the stairs hot"!
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I don't know, it looks like she wants, him, not so much. Not that he would turn it down if nothing else was going on, but given what he looks like, he's got plenty of whatever he wants on offer morning, noon and night.
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What are those ugly shoes he has on? I can't get past that bit of fug. Also, who cares anyway???
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LOL @ seldom used "Hand me my shank" category... Nice one MK.
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The thing is, they are at a rock fest, not a fashion show, cant she ever not be shilling for some designer? Who the hell is the old lady in that jumper with them? I think I had that outfit in 1985, seriously. AS is a laid back hippie Swede, she is very pretty but never relaxed anymore, not like when she was with Orly. That looked like a real hook-up, these too look different too stiff ( not in a good way).
Does anyone really care about these two? C'mon, bland and blander.
I've seen her in real life when I was working at a grocery store, and she bought food. I was so surprised. She bought meatballs. Maybe it was for her family. She does have nice skin, however, but she definitely has hongray mouth, and she probably thinks it makes her look like a model. Dumbass.
He is an idiot for being seen with such a famewhore, that said he is flaming whore himself! Kate Bos is a no talent fame hustling hussies. It make me believe more & more that she is his beard or he is just a complete idiot. She used Orlando Blommey the same way, photo ops...etc. etc
he is so HOT. omg..
Ok, on a lighter topic whores, let's all root for MTL this evening vs the evil Caps.
Sushi, I hope you don't read this thread.
Submitted by parkerj on Sat, 04/17/2010 - 2:48pm.
Homegirl is not rail thin skinny, but she looks wrong. I don't know if its the lack of muscle tone or what, but something is very forced about her.
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Bosworth is not naturally rail-thin. Check out "Blue Crush" (not the whole thing, of course, maybe a few seconds) to see what this girl really looks like.
It must be miserable to live in a constant state of starvation.
Mmm, lasagna.
Submitted by parkerj on Sat, 04/17/2010 - 2:48pm.
Homegirl is not rail thin skinny, but she looks wrong. I don't know if its the lack of muscle tone or what, but something is very forced about her. She looks like she should be a big person.
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roger that. I think it's her hair colour. Totally wrong for her skin colour.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sat, 04/17/2010 - 2:18pm.
I am a man (quelle surprise) and I do not prefer skinny, emaciated, hungry-looking girls.
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I wonder if Kate looks at pictures of herself from Blue Crush and cries?
Everybody looks fat while standing next to Bosworth.
That girl behind Bosworth looks healthy & normal. Askars should be checking out the lively chicks, not the ones who look like they've been drained by his vampire posse.
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Well, he sure is a tall drink of water. It's nice to see a hollywood type guy who is taller than 5'6. No offense to short dudes.
Submitted by justincase on Sat, 04/17/2010 - 2:44pm.
Coachella is supposed to recreate that 70s feeling without the mud.
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Homegirl is not rail thin skinny, but she looks wrong. I don't know if its the lack of muscle tone or what, but something is very forced about her. She looks like she should be a big person.
They make a cute couple tho.
What in 1970's sartorial hell is this group of people wearing: shoes, boots, hats, crochet, jump/pantsuits, hair-don'ts?
Neither one of them is anywhere near 'push yo mama down a flight of stairs' HOT.
I hope she at least gets sack lunches out of this!
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Oh yeah that bitch in the striped mini dress with the thick legs is built like a fucking Lego person.
And WTF is going on with everyone and their fucking ugly shoes in these pictures?! Especially the hag in the animal print jumpsuit.
Submitted by whippersnapper on Sat, 04/17/2010 - 2:25pm.
"... And there is nothing special about douchebag Skarsgard."
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I would have to agree with you. He is NOTHING near that hot piece Halle Berry is married to.
Now THAT'S a man.
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TheBreakdown -- You a cold mo'fo'!! HSHAHHAHAHA!
Damn, Kate, use some dryer sheets on your hair, wouldja??
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She was in 21 (Kevin Spacey), she wasn't that memorable.
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Basically nothing, although she was in that Superman movie that enough people saw but she looked so damn homely in it nobody probably even knew it was her ass.
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I see. I myself am average. And I wasn't even thinking "skinny" kind of scrawny, more like "careful if you go downtown, I may put your eye out with my hip bone" kind of scrawny. That's what I don't get.