Kim Kardassian As You've Never Seen Her Before
And by "as you've never seen her before," I really mean as you've only seen her. Seriously, will somebody clap at Kim Kardassian and tell her to get up off the floor and put on some damn clothes already. The world is not her nudist colony. The minute we go back to the cave man days where everybody ran around the land practically naked, she'll be the first to know.
Anytheroomsuddenlysmellslikepissscentedfarts, here's Kim Kardassian naked and unretouched in Harper's Bazaar. Kim says that she decided to go sans Photoshop to show all the young "curvy" girls out there to be proud of their natural bodies. Says the bitch who has enough motor oil (or whatever) in her face to fill up a dozen cars at Jiffy Lube.
Here's Kim:
On being a curvy role model: "I feel proud if young girls look up to me and say, 'I'm curvy, and I'm proud of it now."On having big bitties as a kid: "I was wearing a C cup by the time I was 11. I would go to bed and pray, 'Please, Lord, don't let my boobs grow any bigger. I hated what was happening."
On her supposedly free-range and organic ass: "I'm Armenian. It's normal. My butt is probably not as big as you might think, because I have small legs and a small waist, which makes it appear bigger."
Now I'm not saying that Kim isn't Photoshopped (Yish, I am), but I am saying that she's probably covered with buckets of bronzer and foundation. Zac Efron is going to be pissed when he goes into MAC for the usual and they tell him that Kim wiped them out. Better go rub your face on Kim's ass, Zac.
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@ freshfacestripper
You're an idiot to say the least, what the hell are you talking about? Where did you get Iraq from? She's Armenian but not from Iraq and guess what moron there are Armenians in Iraq and all over the world.
I'm curious to know your ethnicity or lack there of. It's because of ignorant Amerikkkans like you that the rest of the world hates this country and sees Amerikkkans as clueless about the rest of the world.
Even though she's not a celebrity, I'm at least glad that there is a more curvaceous and ethnic woman out there. I'm tired of all these generic white girls and society pushing their bland faces down our throats. We need to celebrate diversity more in this country!
Well, Kim is talentless, and showing off her hot body is the one way for her to stay in the public's eye.
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If she's so proud to be curvy, why is she supporting diet pills? Make up your mind woman! I'm so sick of her and her stupid sisters. Go away!
Submitted by freshfacestripper on Sat, 04/17/2010 - 6:37am.
She's fucking Iraqi! I hate when people say.."I'm Armenian." From fucking where, Iraq??
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How do you know she's from Iraq? Not to be a bother - I just searched it. And it seems to me there COULD be Armenians in Iraq....
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She's fucking Iraqi! I hate when people say.."I'm Armenian." From fucking where, Iraq?? Cool. What is her deal she cant even be honest about her life.
Passed out drunk whore! LOL Whata fucking stupid ass pose. This Bish??
Her flattened left boob looks real weird. Should her fat be showing on both sides? I think they forgot to photoshop out her left side.
KIM LIED!!!!!!!!!
bitch where your cellulite went? Did Reggie pick it up with his piss cups on a way out ?
plz.... a trick with a big booty like that has extremy amount of cheese on her thighs esp in her age soooo bitch turn around.... give us a picture of ur ass with no angles and no photoshop
lets see those crooked cheese drops homegirl
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Where art tho Mr Big!
Submitted by buddhistgirl69 on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 11:09pm.
Her ASS is a size 14 and her BRAIN is a size 00!
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My ass is a size 12/14 but they have not invented a device with the capacity to correctly measure my brain yet.
Team big ass/big brains!! :P xo
I wonder if the "golden showers" she indulges in with her boyfriends takes off any of that grease layer she's sporting? Her ASS is a size 14 and her BRAIN is a size 00!
She's so full of shit. She's proud to be curvy but admits to getting cellulite treatments and is a spokesperson for diet pills. I have an Asian friend who is a size 2 and is skinny as a rail, there's no way in hell Kim is a size 2, not with that plastic ass. She's a pretty girl but her head is so far up her own ass, it's pathetic.
Not photoshopped?? Bull-fucking-shit!
I emailed HarpersBazaar:
Do you know how this woman got famous? A released sex tape, and she was peed on. This is who you put in your magazine, along with the Jersey Shore pieces of garbage, for girls/women to emulate? Your magazine has become a joke.
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AAAARRRGGGHHHHHH!
Your legs are SHORT, not "small" you asshole. I have stood 6 inches from you, and you were wearing jeans. You were stumpy, and had so much fucking makeup on that plastic face of yours, it was sickening. At 2 in the afternoon, when no one was even looking at you.
If she is so proud of being "curvy", why the fuck doe she insist she is a size 2? I have been a size 2, and am a size 4- you could not fit that ass into my pants. You just couldn't. Another one who can't open her fucking TRAP without lying.
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that's just natural looking. Nothing to see here. Big Deal. I'm sexier than she is.
She needs a golden shower mister to class up these pics.
id hit it until she fking pissed on me
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@ Supermartian
Personally, I would not call her beautiful. Attractive - yes. But beautiful - nope.
Kim,
When your ass bones themselves protrude out 4 inches each side beyond your shoulders (obvious as you lay on your side) it is safe to say that you have a big ass.
"It is what it is"
She's sucking in that gut for dear life; no love for her "organic" bloat, I guess.
She is very attractive and sexy, however, I would agree that she is also highly in love with herself. ;P
"People are strange when you're a stranger..." ~ The Doors
I feel like saying something mean, but I don't want to wrong-foot my avatar/imaginary bff.
Hey, since it's apparent she has make up on her face here, can they use make up to cover cellulite as well? She must have SOME.
OK -so no Photoshop. That still leaves Painter, PaintShop Pro, GIMP (insert joke here), Picasa, PhotoShow, etc etc - hell, maybe it took all of them to smoove out this shot.
Submitted by Supertramp on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 7:31pm.
Maybe its because I'm older, but I don't get why fashion magazines (media)are wasting time on her.
She only became famous for a sex tape (she released) depicting someone urinating all over her.
Has the world become so screwed up that trash like this are the new icons?
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Because she is stunningly beautiful.. unfortunately. You know if she was some fat white pasty looking thing with no teeth, she wouldn't get any attention. It is what it is, unfortunately. And the media loves trash, too.
Maybe its because I'm older, but I don't get why fashion magazines (media)are wasting time on her.
She only became famous for a sex tape (she released) depicting someone urinating all over her.
Has the world become so screwed up that trash like this are the new icons?
God help us all.
Short shapeless legs. Huge ass. No talent. Sextape.
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What is with these top of the line magazines debasing themselves with trashy whores? First Vanity Fair with Tiger's whores and now Harper's with this tramp. Is nothing safe?
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I can't imagine how anyone would look at that and think "ugly". She's hot.
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Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Mon, 06/15/2009
It's like trying to put Herpes in its place, when you're syphilis.
She does not deserve my attention, but I think she is purdy.
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Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
UrMomma!!!
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kylimayrow and LaChaylo,
Yeah, great minds. :) It was so uncomfortable in that conference room because the others were like "That was great, she's amazing....." then I'm like "Excuse me, John? Yeah, I'm going to have to disagree here" "Do you all know why she's even famous? Let me run this down for you"
Shit got real in there and I was like "wtf ever". I don't really talk about my eBay/PayPal dealings but I thought you all would like that. They got her ass a limo and everything. Blech.
On a emotional PMS day, I might feel bad for her. Most my male friends say she's hot, but always follow it up with, "Boy, I like to piss all over her".
Submitted by EvilShoe on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 6:14pm.
I told them this "home made pornstar" who had someone piss on her for fame made the company look like shit.
They love it when I tell them shit nobody else will, I'm no fucking yes man.
I would like to thank you for making my heart sing with your story. *Sigh* That was beautiful. :)
Ha Ha Ha - Love the tag: Farts & Queefs
Submitted by EvilShoe on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 6:14pm.
Submitted by kylimayrow on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 6:06pm.
why is a shitty home made pornstar even getting this much attention?
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In Nov/Dec eBay had these pop-up stores all over the US. One was in NY and this whore was there and they promoted her being there.
I was in San Jose the first week of Dec, I was doing this lunch thing with the CEO and Pres of eBay and they asked me what I thought of it all. I told them this "home made pornstar" who had someone piss on her for fame made the company look like shit.
They love it when I tell them shit nobody else will, I'm no fucking yes man
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Submitted by kylimayrow on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 6:06pm.
why is a shitty home made pornstar even getting this much attention?
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In Nov/Dec eBay had these pop-up stores all over the US. One was in NY and this whore was there and they promoted her being there.
I was in San Jose the first week of Dec, I was doing this lunch thing with the CEO and Pres of eBay and they asked me what I thought of it all. I told them this "home made pornstar" who had someone piss on her for fame made the company look like shit.
They love it when I tell them shit nobody else will, I'm no fucking yes man.
I dig the chick.Kim looks good.(DJM)
"I feel proud if young girls look up to me and say, 'I'm curvy, and I'm proud of it now." this from the bitch that was on a grape only diet and promoting some slimming juice. Theses people are so far up their own asses they can't even see whats what anymore. Ridiculous hag.
Really? This bitch needs to STFU already! She is 100% plastic from the toe-up. Her ass is fake, her breast are fake and her face is made of PVC....I am about to write Harper's and ask why... why is a shitty home made pornstar even getting this much attention? I would rather see a real hardcore star getting the love then this wannabe
Submitted by Goldshift on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:33pm.
Cool, thanks! It's quite alright if he's short. He's friggin hot!
A better question would be
WHY DO I HAVE TO SEE HER AT ALL?
Make it go away
On her supposedly free-range and organic ass: "I'm Armenian. It's normal. My butt is probably not as big as you might think, because I have small legs and a small waist, which makes it appear bigger."
Then how come she can't find a bikini bottom that fits?
http://www.tmz.com/2010/04/09/kim-kardashian-bikini-cracks-miami-photo/
yeah, they played all of their greats from all three LPs. Alex Turner has a great voice and is the only guy shorter than me that I've been attracted to: http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e142/qcardy/04152010.jpg (kinda blurry but I'm too lazy to post the videos right now).
Submitted by Goldshift on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:15pm.
Did they play "I bet you look good on the dancefloor"? Gawd, I love that song! Is the lead singer still semi-boyish charm-cute?
Sorry you almost got crushed but it's cool you saw them! The lead singer has a great voice.
I saw the Arctic Monkeys last night! almost got crushed in the crowd and hassled by security for sparking up three rows away from Alex Turner. he's a lot shorter than I expected. Kim looks great but I'm tired of seeing her everywhere now. fuck that whole family with the same dildo!