Thursday, April 15th 2010

Panty Creamer Of The Day?

The question mark is there for a reason. The hood on Ryan Phillipe's head reminds me too much of when I was just a little gayling growing up in California and was forced to wear pantyhose or a hoodie on my head while dancing around to Janet Jackson's "What Have You Done For Me Lately" because I didn't have any wigs at my disposal. Sadly.

And it doesn't help that Ryan's eyebrow situation makes him look like a drag queen without her glamour face on. Just keep your eyes focused on his nipples.

via USA Today

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He is fucking dripping hot PERIOD.

i don't think he's taking himself seriously enough.

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TexnDoc's picture

He looks like he's auditioning for "Song of Bernadette".

Stock Broker's picture

So, what the time bomb in my medicine cabinet?

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Centaurious's picture

Cleopatra? Is that you?
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hamblettamaud's picture

I'd stick it into him down my local gay sauna, but I hear he has stinky bad breath ... so I could only do him from the back. Although the front is pretty, so maybe I could work something up.

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ScarfnBarf's picture

A sweaty and smelly version of King Tut with hideous airbrushed abs.

Infamous's picture
Cara's picture

He's physically attractive but seems to have the personality (and acting talent) of a brick.

Soultonic's picture

He has body and face. He is such a hottie. He's actually prettier than Reese. Delicious!

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Whatever's picture

Ryan who?

stinkbutt's picture

Douche!

mharker's picture

Submitted by The Mad Catter on Thu, 04/15/2010 - 1:38pm.
Ryan Phillipe has SOOOO dyed his hair - doesn't anyone remember the 90s? Spiked and highlighted. Probably still colors it to this day, too.
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I'll bet that's his natural color. Every teen idol dude frosted or bleached his hair in the 90's.

mina's picture

White guys don't usually do it for me lol but... WOW!!!

The Mad Catter's picture

Ryan Phillipe has SOOOO dyed his hair - doesn't anyone remember the 90s? Spiked and highlighted. Probably still colors it to this day, too.

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salacious's picture

I have no respect for guys who dye their hair such as Pitt or that Kellan Lutz. I think this douche hasn't done it yet, though.

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azgirl's picture

I wouldn't hit it but I can appreciate the view.

ILovePapaSmurf's picture

He's one hot douche!
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GoTexan40mg's picture

oooOOOOOooooo Weeeeeeeeeeeeee... I'd hit it ..

vidz's picture

@snowpiece

OMG, I dont find blond guys attractive either. Only Sawyer and brad back in the day. Im all over Ian Somerhalder now, he unleashes my panty pudding everytime he smirks.

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Miss Thang's picture

what the fucking hell... they made him look like Simon Rex. This makes my vagina very sad.

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NonnyMouse's picture

I don't think they shopped his body. I think they did an Andy Roddick and replaced his body with someone else's.

LaChaylo's picture

Wouldn't hit it - something about the always cheating peen.

Kerfuffles's picture

Still wouldn't hit it.

maadbeacon's picture

Delicious

buddhistgirl69's picture

Damn, I have always thought this boy was hot... then he married Reese Witherspoon??? I never could figure that out!? He would be in big trouble if I got my hands on him!

Lutrelle's picture

YEAH SON!!

toofargone's picture

he's hot but some obvious photoshopping going on there

Albatross's picture

Yeah, I'd hit it.

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DirtyWhoreMouth's picture

Ooh Queenie.. nice one. That one may sting 'em a little.

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 04/15/2010 - 12:19pm.
Let me reveal "Her Secret Sex Thoughts" --- Hurry up already I've got shit to do.

There.. now you don't have to buy the magazine.
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I've got one:

"She's fantasizing about fucking the neighbor, while she's banging you."

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DirtyWhoreMouth's picture

Good one Snowy! Also -- never ask "am I hurting you".. because in our heads we're doing this...

"baaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"

Unless you have it hangin to your knees or your elbow is on our hair the answer is NO!

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Double post.. sorry guys.

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cadebra1961's picture

I'd still let him bang me from here 'til next Tuesday, lol! He ain't too awful at all, from what I know of him. Whatever....
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madam s.'s picture

That is one crazy cut and paste cover right there.

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elmo533's picture

I had a run in with this cover when I saw it on the newstand at my grocery store. Clean up on aisle 3!!!

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LMAO @ DWM!
Here's another one
"Are you KIDDING me with that lil thing!?!?'

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Crawford67's picture

Paul Walker and Ryan Reynolds.....I think you're writing gay porn. I'm there with bells on my knees!
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Her Secret Sex Thoughts - *Ryan Phillipe in Cruel Intentions, Ryan Phillipe in Cruel Intentions...*

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Let me reveal "Her Secret Sex Thoughts" --- Hurry up already I've got shit to do.

There.. now you don't have to buy the magazine.

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Submitted by Crawford67 on Thu, 04/15/2010 - 12:15pm.
Submitted by salacious on Thu, 04/15/2010 - 12:08pm.

Really? He was a hot little piece back then, albeit presumably a douche
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Yes I always got that vibe from him, and I felt it was confirmed when Reese divorced him. Nothing screams douche more than showing off shaved low abs.

snowpiece's picture

lynniepoo I would like to see Paul Walker, that's one blonde, besides my avie man that I think is HAWT

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Mar909269's picture

La PepsiGirl
He looks better than Reese!! well after the photoshop!!.....