No Love For Whitney In Birmingham
After postponing several shows, Whitney Houston finally started the UK and European leg of her world tour in Birmingham last night. Several audience members said Whitney couldn't reach the high notes and was sweating more than Vanilla Gorilla at temple. Um. Do those bitches think it's 1995 again? The Whitney of the new millennium has barfing pores and cracks notes in two! This isn't your memaw's Whitney. The Sun reports:
The singer was even booed by disappointed fans.One jeered "where are you", after she disappeared from the stage for three songs. The break, after Houston had been performing for barely 20 minutes, featured backing singers giving renditions of For The Love Of You and Queen Of The Night.
And then there was a video montage soundtracked by her recorded version of One Moment In Time. When Whitney returned to the stage she apologised, saying: "I heard you get mad. You're a little pissed off I understand. However I thought you would enjoy the montage. I humble myself and thank you for being so good over the years. Well, I'm here now and have even changed my clothes."
That sounds like a show to me, but I also stand up and throw a bouquet of opening night roses whenever a crackhead on my train rattles on about how her goody bag doesn't work like it used to (true story).
Anyway, here's Whitney sounding like a deaf walrus giving birth to a full grown elephant covered in spikes.
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In Whitney's defense....she is singing live and not singing to a prerecorded track. I give her credit for not going that route....then again, she would take a beating from fans and the media if she did that. Then again, it couldn't be worse than the press she is getting now.
All singers experience changes in their voice as they age....not saying smoking and drugs won't have an effect...but if you search, you can find youtube clips of everyone from Patti Labelle unable to hit the notes on her songs from a concert in Florida a few years back to Beyonce sounding like a sick cat trying to do Alanis's "You Oughta Know" live in concert.
Even Mariah's voice has changed some....she doesn't hit those high high octaves she once did. Nor does she sell albums like she used to, but then again, who does nowadays?
Whitney has more than proven her vocal abilities over the years. I just wish she hadn't toured right now. This could be a setback for her...it can't be good for one's self-esteem to not be quite as good as you once were, and have the whole world see it. She is trying...let he who has ever dealt with some personal demon...from obesity to dysfunctional relationships to building debilitating debt... not throw stones.
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Good to see her like this, I hate whigney houston.
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
Her lungs are severely compromised after years of crack smokin. It's obvious that there's an inability to hold a note or hit the high range. Now and again glimpses of the old voice come thru but it's grossly overshadowed by the raspiness and shortness of breath. The all around ruination is pitiful but when there's an auditorium full of woo-hooing and clapping seals, these bints still think they got it. Their world is delusional. She's been over for years but it's still all about money.
I laughed my ass off yesterday when I heard a headline about this concert that read:
Houston, We Still Have a Problem.
I guess she figured that since Natalie Cole went crazy on the crack for years and could still sing she could do it too. Oh well. She has fucked herself for real now. She better hope Bobbi Christine can sing so she can keep up her cracky habits because I don't know what you do when you can't afford crack. Huffing? Robitussin? Banging you head against a brick wall?
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I made it to 3:46 then I had to bail on the nightmare. WFT is she even trying to sing for? when she trys to improvise around those high notes she warbels around even worse. Poor WH cocaine IS a hell of a drug.
Submitted by mcnightmare on Wed, 04/14/2010 - 1:23p ~~or sarah palin. and she's actually dangerous
sarah palin is dangerous how ?
"Whitney sounding like a deaf walrus giving birth to a full grown elephant covered in spikes."
wow. I never thought I would hear this about WHITNEY HOUSTON! But sadly it's true. I grew up in the 80s when WH was a goddess who was perfection.
These people should have known what they were paying for anyway. This is what happens when you buy concert tickets out of sympathy. It's called sympathy marketing. It doesn't matter how bad the performance was because they already got your money. Make that paper, Whitney!
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Is it wrong to find absolutely hilarious to see a ho doing the comeback thing and failing all the way? Thanks, Britney and Whitney for the laugh.
Ribbit, ribbit.
Submitted by original putas on Wed, 04/14/2010 - 8:08pm.
o.k. fine the phrasing and all that is off. In my VERY unprofessional opinion, shes dragging the song out too much and placing emphasis on all the wrong notes and whatnot, but that's easily fixed.
As far as the huge outcry on here about her "lost" voice, gimme a break sheeple.
She sounds perfectly fine.
My broke ass would not be disappointed to see her live.
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Did you listen to the whole thing? It's not fine!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/14/2010 - 6:25pm.
...Also, Whitney has always sweat profusely at her concerts. Nothing new!
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Amphetamines, speed, crack, coke or any of the other 'uppers' will make a bitch sweat, even when the AC is blasting full-force. Sorry 'bout that Miss Thang. Hopefully Cracknee will get off the shit ASAP. Calling Dr. Drew! STAT!!!
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Sounds like Crackney is being torchered by the Nazis when she sings. Just say no to drugs, beotch. Ok, I can't listen to anymore of this screeching & croaking. Sounds like some of the audience members are laughing at her attempts to warble...ahahahaha, she sucks!!!
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I listened to a little of it. She doesn't sound THAT bad.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
what a tragic and sad winding down of a fabulous career,,this once amazing God given talent just wasted and burned because of drugs. it really makes me sad to watch and hear this,,she sounds like a cheap imitator.
Andre,could you bring me my fan,,could you bake it in a cake or stick it up your ass or something? I must have my fan RIGHT AWAY"
CrackKnee Houston
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Basically, this is her farewell tour since I doubt people will be paying big bucks to see her in concert the next go round.
Why didn't she get an auto tune micro phone? Everyone is using one.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
o.k. fine the phrasing and all that is off. In my VERY unprofessional opinion, shes dragging the song out too much and placing emphasis on all the wrong notes and whatnot, but that's easily fixed.
As far as the huge outcry on here about her "lost" voice, gimme a break sheeple.
She sounds perfectly fine.
My broke ass would not be disappointed to see her live.
snideychick, Mariah is an alcoholic and a pothead.
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Snideychick sez:
Say what you want about Mariah but she never fucked up her voice with crack.
The drugs really took their toll here. Same thing happended to Marianne Faithfull. Sad.
Oh Jesus I hadn't even made it to the 3:10 mark. Got damn that's terrible. The long pause made it worse.
She should have had that little bowlheaded kid to cover for her ass. Watching him and then watching this is a big let down. She shouldn't have been doing a song that required so much, vocally.
What we are all witnessing in the 2010 version of "Lady Sings The Blues".
I dont care if she cant sing like she used to! She still does have a voice and she is still lovable and I wish her well. Also, Whitney has always sweat profusely at her concerts. Nothing new!
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
She must really have blown all her money on crack to keep this up.
You will always be my girl Whitney. **Essex County for sure**
Medusa is a snake-headed beauty!
LMFAO at Whitney's "speech"...omg, i lvoe you girl but please retire or get your shit together. dont half-ass this shit. it's not cute.
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Look at the backup singers...even they cant believe how terrible she is....you know they are pinching themselves to keep from laughing!
Crack is not the only thing Whitney's addicted to. She seems to be even more addicted to fame and fawning adoration. So much so that she doesn't acknowledge or care how much she's embarrassing herself or her daughter.
Her story is starting to play out like the story of The Emperor's New Clothes, and everyone watching can see that it's going to end badly. Clearly the Empress Whitney has no clothes on. It's sad that no one will tell her.
she's not gonna get anyone to attend her concerts anymore. i hope she's made a lot of money on this tour overseas.
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Dale Doback: Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!
I guess you would be annoyed after you've spent good money on tickets, but that sounds quite entertaining. Unscheduled, random fuckery. Not knowing what's gonna happen next. Now that's entertainment!
I guess Whitney Houston is back to being Whitty Hooten, crackhead extraordinaire.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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Team Taiwanese Boy for sure
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@Sworm of Locusts, I totally agree, she needed time after Rehab if she did in fact go and stay and work it. She needs time to work her steps, regroup and at least have a year under her belt before she tries to do anything. This was a big fuck up and she is sad, sad, sad. I do feel sorry cause she once was very talented, but those days are long, long gone and she is sweating a bit too much till still be detoxing from anything unless she's still using and then going under those hot lights with a gown on..bad news all around. Sorry Whit, time to hang it up, or smoke it all up and go away and lay down somewhere to die.
She actually hurt my ears, they're sensitive, she sounded so bad, I actually felt bad for this crackhead.
Ok I tried again and now I cant stop watching minute 3:19.....I didnt even know a note like that existed!
Submitted by zomay on Wed, 04/14/2010 - 2:12pm.
angel_i on Wed, 04/14/2010 - 1:42pm.
I'd watch that. Religiously.
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I know! Haaaahaaaaaahaaaaaaahaaaaa.
Put them in a house and start filming.
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O gawd. I hope "they"'re paying attention.
I'm getting impatient about it already!
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People are always wondering what the smoke monster is gonna be but I know already..........a huge letdown.~Anthony Jeselnek
I got through a minute and half before airsickness from the camera work and Whitneys " Life treat you kind" kicked in.......Bring on the Tawainese boy Whitney...now he really rocks!
Guess at her age, you can't trust a fart anymore...
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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 04/14/2010 - 2:12pm.
Submitted by Whitney Houston: "Well, I'm here now and have even changed my clothes."
Sad. Especially for the people who forked out 100 GP. But there you see what would have happened to Michael Jackson from the 10th of his 50 concerts in O2-Arena on (at the latest).
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So brilliant!
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oops mispost
Hmmm....I wonder what the reasons were those people bought the tickets for.
I mean....haven't they heard her voice went down the drain a while back.
This just sounded really really terrible...especially after she took that little break from singing. Erghh...
Better that lipsynching?
Ashton Kutcher gets shit on:
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Submitted by Whitney Houston: "Well, I'm here now and have even changed my clothes."
Made me laugh so hard it's my signature. And you bitches know I've never had a signature.
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angel_i on Wed, 04/14/2010 - 1:42pm.
I'd watch that. Religiously.
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I know! Haaaahaaaaaahaaaaaaahaaaaa.
Put them in a house and start filming.
The only reason anyone bought tickets to that show is because they wanted to see her smoke some crack onstage. It certainly can't be for her "singing".
That sounded like a high school talent show performance. very sad, considering where she started off.
If I ever want to hear her sing, I'll watch
The Bodyguard. I wouldn't buy a ticket for this.
Damn..when I saw that pic of Whitney at first I thought it was Esther Rolle from "Good Times" in a Dollar Store wig.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"