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Posh Beckham (36)
Monet Mazur (34)
Jennifer Garner (38)
Redman (40)
Liz Phair (43)
Kimberly Elise (43)
Henry Ian Cusick (43)
William Mapother (45)
Maynard James Keenan (46)
Lela Rochon (46)
Sean Bean (51)
"Rowdy" Roddy Piper (56)
Olivia Hussey (59)
Nick Hornby (59)
L. Scott Caldwell (60)

Posted by: Michael K

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Birthday Sluts

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Submitted by loopygorilla on Sat, 04/17/2010 - 10:25pm.

LOL MK how did you get that pic of vintage posh?!! lol
classic, i miss her and her piggy nose and chola eye brows and purple lip sticks... girl what happened?! :(

Submitted by RubyGlare on Sat, 04/17/2010 - 7:16pm.

"Posh"-bitch looks SO UGLY & HATEFUL
yet has what everyone supposedly
wants, money, children, a husband some
think is hot & she looks miserable.
Idiot. Plus she mostly has ZERO
fashion sense, neon green? This isn't
1985.

Submitted by pixieshoes on Sat, 04/17/2010 - 3:55pm.

Happy Birthday Maynard and Sean Bean!

Submitted by PuppyJuice on Sat, 04/17/2010 - 12:44pm.

I like Jennifer Garner, so happy birthday to her.

PuppyJuice.com

Submitted by johnnysgirl on Sat, 04/17/2010 - 12:07pm.

Happy Birthday Liz Phair!!!

"Every time I see your face
I think of things unpure, unchaste
I want to fuck you like a dog
I'll take you home and make you like it..."

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If you have to preface a statement with "Not to be a total prude, but..." YOU ARE A TOTAL PRUDE.

Submitted by Hysteria on Sat, 04/17/2010 - 11:33am.

I wonder if William Mapother is as nutty as his cousin Tommy Girl. They kinda look alike.

There were rumors that he was Suri's actual father.

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Submitted by Sky King on Sat, 04/17/2010 - 10:40am.

3 of the cast from Lost all having birthdays today! Rose, Desmond and what's his name? Eric I think...

Submitted by govt_cheese on Sat, 04/17/2010 - 10:40am.

When Posh still looked normal ... Is she really 36? *highly doubts it*

Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 04/17/2010 - 10:00am.

I don't know where I got the impression that Liz Phair was just another angry lesbian. HB LIZ!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpx_VXRG_qc

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i don't "smoke" it was a once in a while thing..sorry- my little brother hates it too and it makes me sad so i don't all the time- Lindsay Lohan. March 29,2010.

Submitted by Jana on Sat, 04/17/2010 - 9:47am.

...not to mention the numerous plastic surgeries. Ironically, it just makes one look older. You can't buy youth. And it's retarded to weigh 100lbs and have double D's.

Submitted by QueenieBK on Sat, 04/17/2010 - 9:46am.

HB Sean Bean, you hot piece!

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Life's a jest, and all things show it/I thought so once, but now I know it.

Submitted by Dog on Sat, 04/17/2010 - 9:45am.

What in hell? ONE post today???

HB to Olivia Hussey. Sexiest version of Romeo and Juliet EVER.

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I'm not a coke addict - I just like the way it smells.

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Submitted by Albatross on Sat, 04/17/2010 - 9:41am.

I don't even know who most of these sluts are! Well, anyway, HB to Posh. She used to be so cute, when she had a little more meat on her and didn't have those ghastly implants.

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I worship at the Church of Brian Kinney.

Submitted by Bella on Sat, 04/17/2010 - 9:40am.

My little niece was obsessed with the Spice Girls and she was constantly asking me over and over again who I thought was the prettiest, and who I thought was second prettiest and etc...
I always ranked Mel B as number 1, damn she had tight body... And Victoria came in second. It really is sad to see how anorexia and body dysmorphia in general has ravaged her.

Submitted by Jana on Sat, 04/17/2010 - 9:25am.

Ginger was my favorite. She only got better looking with age. Scary too.

Submitted by Bella on Sat, 04/17/2010 - 9:21am.

She used to have quite the hot little body...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_32q2zR8m0

Submitted by moomarse on Sat, 04/17/2010 - 9:14am.

Well no wonder she doesn't smile! She's incapable of it.

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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.

You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck! MK

Submitted by anony54321 on Sat, 04/17/2010 - 8:58am.

so, she is a ridiculous liar when she says she is naturally a skin hanging off bones skeleton, then?

how in gods name can they have sex? i think the only way is if david tells himself she is a 12 year old boy.

which is unfortunate, cause it looks like he did marry a female. alas, she no longer is.

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The McCanns Did It

Submitted by .Child. on Sat, 04/17/2010 - 8:58am.

back when posh was still hot (she's only 36??)

Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 04/17/2010 - 8:43am.

Ok, everybody - SMILE!
SAY CHEEEEEEEEEEESE! :D

♥ Threadkilla!
People are always wondering what the smoke monster is gonna be but I know already..........a huge letdown.~Anthony Jeselnek

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Sat, 04/17/2010 - 8:21am.

She's only 36. Man, she is going to be one huge plastic surgery disaster in another 10 years. She is not aging well.

Submitted by carefreea on Sat, 04/17/2010 - 8:20am.

What a class, funny picture MK. Naturally skinny, my arse.

HB to the birthday sluts though.

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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?

Submitted by Soultonic on Sat, 04/17/2010 - 8:19am.

Happy Birthday Posh!!! Love you and your man!

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Don't hate me cause I'm DLeautiful

Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 04/17/2010 - 8:11am.

That's gonna be my new saying:
Don't go giving me Posh face now.

HB, hos!

♥ Threadkilla!
People are always wondering what the smoke monster is gonna be but I know already..........a huge letdown.~Anthony Jeselnek

Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Sat, 04/17/2010 - 8:04am.

I love Posh/VB. I can't help it. It's a sickness. *sprints out to dodge flying, rotten fruit*
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If love had a dick I would eff with it. But it doesn't (it has a no crotch like Barbie).

Submitted by Kerfuffles on Sat, 04/17/2010 - 8:03am.

Coincidentally, I have been on a trip down memory lane and rewatching some old, old Spice Girls videos. What gets me the most was how pretty Posh was, as well as low-key. Who would have thought, uh.

Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 04/17/2010 - 7:57am.

Submitted by IrishFury on Sat, 04/17/2010 - 9:04am.
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So true. By the time she's 45 (three years from now), she'll be a walking hump supported by bunions. Or look like this...

http://palomapentarian.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/skinny-old-lady-in-bi...

Submitted by freshfacestripper on Sat, 04/17/2010 - 7:52am.

Posh,u 2 skinny now,girl! LOL @ picture

Submitted by Infamous on Sat, 04/17/2010 - 7:40am.

LOL@ that picture

www.theinfamouslife.com
www.twitter.com/so_infamous

Submitted by IrishFury on Sat, 04/17/2010 - 7:34am.

Posh could have been an attractive 36 year old who married a football star instead of a bone thin "soccer mom" (HA!) who spends her days begging for fame, all while acting like she finds it all amusing and ironic. Truthfully, she craves it despite her self-deprecating, 'witty' comments.

Welcome to osteoporosis-ville, hon, and remember that skinny bodies and faces are not a friend to anyone over 35.
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Dark-sided!

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Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 04/17/2010 - 7:30am.

Ooooh, Sean Bean. Me likey.

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