Tuesday, April 13th 2010
Our Lady Of Cheetos: Before & After Photoshop
The Daily Mail claims Brit Brit released two Candies pictures of her before and after being rolled through Photoshop, so that her fans know that she naturally doesn't look like she's been dipped in wax and slathered with chitlin grease. Um, okay, but we've all seen the Louisiana trailer park flower in her beautiful and natural state.
The Daily Mail was nice enough to point all the changes Candies made to Brit Brit's body. Although, they didn't mention the fact that Candies scared away Brit Brit's camel toe:
That's a travesty. Why do they have to hate on camel toes like that? Brit's camel toe probably got the sads and shuffled off to a place where it is wanted: Coco's crotch. It's better off.
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ALL these celeb slutbags get a photoshop make-over, whatelse is new, you don't want to see most in their natural form..it will burn your retinas.
Having said that, Brit looks good without.
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i was all prepared to GO IN. these photos aren't terribly photo-shopped. her body isn't bad.
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Submitted by vidz on Wed, 04/14/2010 - 9:37am.
For all you horz who are wondernig, I shaved my head in solidarity (not really)
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LOL! Me too! A little bit later. Mine is almost to the middle of my back in a mass of curls.
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For all you horz who are wondernig, I shaved my head in solidarity (not really) just about the time britney did. IT's almost to my bra now, even with repeated cutting.
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PS. A "little" photoshop would be to just smooth out her skin tone on her legs and brush off that cellulite. And remove the tramp stamp, of course.
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People are always wondering what the smoke monster is gonna be but I know already..........a huge letdown.~Anthony Jeselnek
Submitted by The Mad Catter on Wed, 04/14/2010 - 6:48am.
LMAO some of you people act like you're Photoshop EXPERTS. The first picture isn't "Photoshopped to hell"
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I'm no expert but I do like to play with photoshop. That's a LOT of work to do to one picture. They chopped up her right leg pretty bad in the first pic and took away all her muscles in the second. Like I said, it would have been easier to replace her legs...which they may well have done. That's a lot.
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People are always wondering what the smoke monster is gonna be but I know already..........a huge letdown.~Anthony Jeselnek
LMAO some of you people act like you're Photoshop EXPERTS. The first picture isn't "Photoshopped to hell". Jesus. Look how much flab and cellulite there is in the first one. I'm not even commenting about Britney, just all the Detective LaToya disciples out there.
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I'm a size 7/8 in Canadian sizes so her body is something I would love to attain.
I have a bit of a tummy I'm trying to work off before summer rolls around...
but I've always been not too thin but not too fat, just in between.
I haven't had kids yet though so idk I hope I don't end up being a size 12...
I love junk food like Britney, that's my biggest issue! Cheetos, McDonalds, Starbucks are really tasty to me, but yeah I don't really have any of it because I know it's bad and it makes me feel like crap afterwards...
Love the first picture A LOT! :)
And LOVE Britney A LOT!
I'm not a woman, I'm not married to her, and girl-talk in general is like Swahili to me, so whatever...
"Before"... more like "a while after before" :-P
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They're both photoshoped to hell, both the before and after images! Candies is only doing this for the publicity and it worked.
I seriously doubt that Candies cares about the fragile mindsets of their customers. They want money and publicity. Trust me.
Britney is too out of it to even know what is going on. She's never been one to care about her image either.
Ugh. That photoshop is a mess. Her body is nice and actually attainable if you follow a good diet and take care of yourself. It's smaller than most peoples,' but it looks healthy. Fuck you Candies for reminding us to emaciate ourselves. And Britney's hot, no matter her craycray.
Estrogen makes women's skin thinner and softer, so fat shows more (ever notice men can have more fat and it doesn't get dimpley as quick?) and it also makes women have more body fat....hence the pretty shape and curves.
All I know is all the some tranny's I know were so proud to have cellulite after being on female hormones because it proved they were female.....How's that perspective from someone who's got a unique perspective on life? Women, born women need to take a clue and not be so self conscious about it!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/13/2010 - 8:08pm.
I have 11 years on Britney, had never had a Trainer/lipo, or whatever else she has had access to.....and I have less cellulite than her. I don't understand. Genetics?
Wow, this is shocking. Blink.
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At least she is being honest about the pictures. And just looking at the before pictures, she has a pretty good body for having had two kids. I know a lot of women who would KILL for her body. She doesn't look bad.
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She still has that dead/drugged up look in her eyes. I wonder if they keep her locked-up.
Big fucking deal about the photoshopping! Everybody gets retouched for a magazine cover. Duh.
You gotta hand it to Bitchney. She has really matured and is not giving out interviews every other day or making an ass out of herself in front of paparazzies every day, and still has the public's attention. I think she finally learned how to to play the media game by herself.
Career wise, she's still relevant and making hit records. She's outlasted N'Sync, the Backstreet Boys and even Xtina can't touch her.
I just realized they almost erased her knees in the photoshopped pic. Seriously-even knees are ugly now? Sweet Jebus, deliver us from photoshop retouch.
After her humiliating meltdown, where she is carted off to the psych ward at the hospital, I give her alot of credit for where she is today. Look at Lindsay Lohan and Mischa Barton. Those hos are a mess. Brittany Spears has gained my respect by coming back fairly intact and staying mostly straight after a drug induced meltdown of major proportions. I have to say the parents are a factor in this, even though they get some bad press.
They straight-up replaced her lower half in the first picture.
I don't know why photoshoppers do that with celebrities who are papped so much. Everyone knows that Britney has big old ham hock legs. They're not fooling anyone.
Cellulite aside, I don't think she looks bad at all in the before pictures. She's got a nice, proportionate shape.
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she looks better than most American women her age do after they have two kids. she would look a lot better if she stopped smoking and eating so much junk food. homegirl needs a new weave too but overall, she's still more fuckable than either GaGa or Christina.
So the before pic looks photshopped already...then it's photoshopped again.
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i don't "smoke" it was a once in a while thing..sorry- my little brother hates it too and it makes me sad so i don't all the time- Lindsay Lohan. March 29,2010.
She looked better before. That makes me sad. Being human is a crime now. :(
Man, give it a rest, shit "music" manufacturers. So tired of this special ed fame casualty being retread over and over AND over and pushed back in our collective grills.
Fake, as usual. Fake music, fake pics, fake bitchass. Why doesn't this smelly chunkleg take a fuckin hike....forever.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/13/2010 - 8:08pm.
I have 11 years on Britney, had never had a Trainer/lipo, or whatever else she has had access to.....and I have less cellulite than her. I don't understand. Genetics?
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I'm younger than she is and probably have more no matter how hard I exercise and eat right and maintain a healthy weight. Genetics are a bitch and so are shorts in the summertime.
who the hell still wears candies?
I have 11 years on Britney, had never had a Trainer/lipo, or whatever else she has had access to.....and I have less cellulite than her. I don't understand. Genetics?
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I have to say Brit's looking pretty good before photoshop! I mean, some of the stars that the photoshop look like totally different people, but Britney looks good either way.
If she had maintained a bald head and let the public watch her as she grew it out, I would have been on her team, but alas, no.
Her team slapped a left behind Beyonce lace-front on her cranium as soon as fuckin' possible in an attempt to act like the crazy never happened.
And it is apparent to anyone blessed with sight that it happened.
Hell, it IS happening.
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I was expecting a total mess but she looks really good. Easy to hate on the Cheeto Queen but considering where she's been, 2 kids, etc. she looks damn good.
I'd like to see the hair, though...did it fall out? Why wear a full-on, HORRIBLE weave if you have your own hair...even the littlest bit?
PeachPie and simoneenomis,
Yeah, I seriously want a leak on her hair situation!
PSL - What a bunch of loons! I'm with you, they seemed like a pack of mom jean wearing heifers. Britney Spears could care LESS about her fans unless it's a PR move. What happened to her teaching kids how to dance? Yeah.
Well, I did my online damage for the night, time to log out of the digital world. Night all!!
She looks fine, but hasn't she had work done? lipo, tummy tuck, that kinda stuff?
heeheehee Evil Shoe! Could you believe those comments? I hate the "You must be fat" attitude about snarkiness, but damn, these ladies sound fat!
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I also really want to see her hair without extensions ... it must be at least shoulder length by now
So they photoshopped almost every part of her body but left her face untouched ... something isn't adding up here ...
Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 04/13/2010 - 7:39pm.
When Britney releases photos of her real hair and not extensions/weaves let me know.
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Right about that. I'd love to see that too.
I feel cheated. After she shaved her head, I'd have liked to see her with REAL hair. I mean, does ANYONE really know what it looks like? Just wondering.
PSL - I posted:
Hey, just because Brit Brit has stumpy legs and a linebacker neck and I say it doesn't mean I don't have empathy, people. This girl is a damn mess. Take the weave off and show those photos and we'll talk. That crap should have grown back by now! This girl is fakery from head-to-toe. Offended? So what. Deal with it. The world isn't full of rainbows and unicorns ladies.
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And...ummm...Candies...Blanche Devereaux called and she wants her shoes back. Those shoes need Photoshop.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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This is an example of when photoshop goes right. Although I hate the message it sends. If nobody looks good enough to pimp your products, then don't use anybody. Use scenery of majestic vistas and kittehs and puppehs. I dunno. Just sick of the fakery.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/13/2010 - 7:31pm.
Wow. My FB crowd would've ate her alive. She has stumpy legs, deal with it people!
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Tue, 04/13/2010 - 6:28pm.
The "before" photos are also photoshopped and they look somewhat better than the after.
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That's how it looks to me. Her face is 'shopped in the before.
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When Britney releases photos of her real hair and not extensions/weaves let me know.
wonder what that obese hillbilly looked like before the "before" pictures ... if you don't think those were double-photoshopped you're beyond naive!