Monday, April 12th 2010

Open Post: Hosted By Lin Yu Chun


Lin Yu Chun, the chubby Taiwanese boy who captured hearts with his version of "I Will Always Love You," is back! And this time he's brought his moves.

Not only does this glazed butterball with a bowl cut have the hypnotic voice of a sea siren beckoning sailors to her rock, but he also has the serious moves of a Glittery Gay of YouTube. This pretty much confirms that Lin Yu Chun should star in a remake of The Bodyguard. Queen of the Night, in-fucking-deed!

via Buzzfeed

Posted by: Michael K


Centaurious's picture

LawDog, I thought you were out!

The narcisstic assholes? Who were they?!

Well, I am supposedly out, too, so good to see you again. :)

There is nobody here tonight, but if you are here tonight that is enough for me.

You're my favorite little doggie!

Did Speaky really get banned?
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"I can resist everything but temptation."

LawDog's picture

BB you're too much! Eiffel Tower!

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I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. Dr. Suess

YOUR FEET STINK! Dr.Scholl

LawDog's picture

Night BB, Peanut didn't say anything though because he is already asleep with his head tucked under his wing.

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I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. Dr. Suess

YOUR FEET STINK! Dr.Scholl

beakers bitch's picture

Ni nite LD and Peanut.

ETA: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd_nopTFuZA Just for LD :)

LawDog's picture

Though PP we should have left you out here by yourself as punishment for making us listen to that french music.

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I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. Dr. Suess

YOUR FEET STINK! Dr.Scholl

LawDog's picture

BB, made it home. Night all. PP, couldn't leave you out here twisting in the wind. Get that FB set up already bitch.

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I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. Dr. Suess

YOUR FEET STINK! Dr.Scholl

pixieshoes's picture

He can sing and dance! He's clearly a jack of trades, and master of all of them.

beakers bitch's picture

Submitted by peopleperson on Tue, 04/13/2010 - 12:38am.
*pushes tumbleweed through the thread*

In the words of Jacky, AMF!

What's AMF stand for?

peopleperson's picture

*pushes tumbleweed through the thread*

In the words of Jacky, AMF!

sunflower99's picture

Right now.

Actually, I'm gonna start leaving >>>

Bye!

Certifed Alt's picture

When are you going to start lurking?

sunflower99's picture

Submitted by bambam on Mon, 04/12/2010 - 11:49pm.
Speaks is banned? Well I guess Cert Alt, Jizz and kittymuffin have no reason to be here then huh? sunflower99, what about you?

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If it's just to mess around and have fun yesssss

if it's gonna be some stupid shit, noooooo

Cert Alt = bookitty
kittymuffin = Enny
Jizz = asshole

at least I know I got one right.

peopleperson's picture

Submitted by crazyinjapan on Mon, 04/12/2010 - 11:17pm.

Dear God, I just went to CDAN and saw a picture of Suri Cruise sucking on a bottle. Four years old! And wearing high heels! What kind of dumbasses would base their parenting on the word of some hack pulp writer?

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We should thank gawd she still doesn't want the tit (if she ever had it). That's an eerie pic, btw.

sunflower99's picture

This is true.

Would you care?

Because I really didn't. It was more just of an eye roll.

Certifed Alt's picture

At least I didn't get banned.

sunflower99's picture

Hi.

I'm new.

peopleperson's picture

*tip toes in*

Submitted by lifeislikecake on Mon, 04/12/2010 - 11:13pm.

omg yall are being fuckin nerds with these videos and shit now.

fuckin bunch of nerds.

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ME AND YOU ARE DONE PROFESSIONALLY!

*tip toes out*

sunflower99's picture

wait.... I don't know speakit. Never heard of her/him/it.

I'm just some random poster.

:D

sunflower99's picture

Submitted by Certifed Alt on Mon, 04/12/2010 - 11:50pm.
Everyone thinks I am a dick.

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You are.

sunflower99's picture

Night bambam

I loooooooooovvveeee you. *kiss*

Certifed Alt's picture

Everyone thinks I am a dick.

bambam's picture

Speaks is banned? Well I guess Cert Alt, Jizz and kittymuffin have no reason to be here then huh? sunflower99, what about you?

nite

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTtddTpl4m8&feature=related

sunflower99's picture

"Username Speakit has not been activated or has been blocked."

Didn't get an email, so idk.

same ol shit, that's what I say

sunflower99's picture

I have no idea.

Certifed Alt's picture

Speakit is banned? Why?

sunflower99's picture

Well, this was fun readin' but speakit was BANNED so I guess sunflower99 can only READ.

and I liked the music links!

okay, going back to lurking mode.

seriously, why ban me? how childish.

beakers bitch's picture

Laters LawDoggie and Thenty.

Lutrelle's picture

What's good? Who works this damn late?

LawDog's picture

Speaking of narcisstic assholes, I am out. I am still at the office and have to get home. The cop took the kids to some Black Hole discussion with some high flutin scholar at Huntington Library tonight..

I'm sure the kids LOVED that...

Thanks for the great music tonight guys. Really enjoyed it. Cake, thank you for your contribution of the hillbilly with the dog, nice addition!

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I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. Dr. Suess

YOUR FEET STINK! Dr.Scholl

Centaurious's picture

Oh, Jesus...when itunes comes, I go!

(I'm intimidated, don't hate!:)

Nite, all.

Thanks, as always, for the laughs!

Thenty xo

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"I can resist everything but temptation."

LawDog's picture

Bambam uses the powers of his nipples for good!

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I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. Dr. Suess

YOUR FEET STINK! Dr.Scholl

beakers bitch's picture

Submitted by crazyinjapan on Mon, 04/12/2010 - 11:17pm.
Dear God, I just went to CDAN and saw a picture of Suri Cruise sucking on a bottle. Four years old! And wearing high heels! What kind of dumbasses would base their parenting on the word of some hack pulp writer?

Narcissistic Hollyweird assholes.

LawDog's picture

PP, clean YOUR ears out with this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxbFLYa0_bw
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I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. Dr. Suess

YOUR FEET STINK! Dr.Scholl

crazyinjapan's picture

Dear God, I just went to CDAN and saw a picture of Suri Cruise sucking on a bottle. Four years old! And wearing high heels! What kind of dumbasses would base their parenting on the word of some hack pulp writer?

peopleperson's picture

Here is a cute local band, Nico Vega, performing on the street. I ♥ Nico Vega.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTSbaYV_R_c

and in a bathroom

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0aFgCWTk3I&feature=related

lifeislikecake's picture

omg yall are being fuckin nerds with these videos and shit now.

fuckin bunch of nerds.

Lutrelle's picture

What's good?

Centaurious's picture

Submitted by lifeislikecake on Mon, 04/12/2010 - 11:05pm.
thenty, good point. let me talk to some of my whore-ish friends and see what advice they can give me.

*calls up LD*

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I am seriously thinking about just getting really dressed up and having my phone to my ear and busting in, talking.

I mean, it's a college campus venue, not Madison Square Garden.

I could probably intimidate the gatekeepers, but then where do I go?

There are just so many checkpoints these days....

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"I can resist everything but temptation."

@peopleperson on Mon, 04/12/2010 - 11:04pm.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grw5AT5kq0c

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rocked. lanegan's voice turns me on. im a swaying tree in the summer sun at heart. hehe

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lifeislikecake's picture

cappy!!

night cappy, i missed yall so much! dont worry, we will make it thru this week girl! lol! somehow.

Centaurious's picture

Submitted by beakers bitch on Mon, 04/12/2010 - 10:53pm.
LOL, cakey. I love that vid. That accent.....*melts* I used to have a phone fuck buddy from Alabama and I swear he could make me cum reading from the bloody newspaper (don't judge).
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Beaky, no pressure, but I just want you to know that if I can recruit a new phone sex operator, I get a commission.

Again, no pressure.

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"I can resist everything but temptation."

LawDog's picture

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haAhdtDmsOw&feature=related

Bambam, this is one of my favorites of all time

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I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. Dr. Suess

YOUR FEET STINK! Dr.Scholl

lifeislikecake's picture

thenty, good point. let me talk to some of my whore-ish friends and see what advice they can give me.

*calls up LD*

peopleperson's picture

kd lang used to be hot.

CAKES?? welcome the hell back!!!. you were much missed. for serious.

im so unbelievably exhausted from pulling all nighters that i can't even scroll back, recap, or realize whose here.

it cheers me up to know you're back =) good to see ya here.

i gots to hit the hay now. i am seriously nodding off inbetween keystrokes and making crazy grammatical/spelling errors.

not even sure if i was on last night. im in a time warp. most importantly, miss all of yall.

TEAM AMAZING SUNRISES, GRACE AND THE DL OP PEOPLE N MICHAELK (for making it all happen when we're all on our last thread of hope some days)

'nites everybody *hugs to all* see y'all on the flip side.

=== "Find...And Fulfill...Your Destiny..." ===

peopleperson's picture

F*ck you LD, wash your ears out with this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grw5AT5kq0c

bambam's picture

@LD, yeah, a better version.

I own three of her cd's and I got in good graces with an asshole manager cuz of kd. She was this no nonsense lez trying to impress her superiors by riding my ass at work and I could sing.

One day I saw her in the back office right by the cardboard compacter. I tossed in my boxes and nonchalantly started singing Constant Craving.

She stuck her head out the door, asked me what I knew about that music. I told her I got two cd's by her, she said I had a beautiful voice, said I was a surprising guy.

I said thank you and we were cool after that. heheheheheh (Snidely Whiplash laugh)

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTtddTpl4m8&feature=related

beakers bitch's picture

*busts in on the song sharing* I got this movie from the library on the weekend, haven't seen it in ages and love this song.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65GfSt75MVc

LawDog's picture

@BamBam, don't you think K.D. lang looks like lyle lovett?

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I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. Dr. Suess

YOUR FEET STINK! Dr.Scholl

Centaurious's picture

Submitted by lifeislikecake on Mon, 04/12/2010 - 10:56pm.
thenty, just go to the place where he's performing, the day of, and fuck some important looking person.

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LOL....like, where? It's at the Long Center for the Arts, very sophisicated....

Also, who am I supposed to fuck?

I've been to several events there and all the gatekeepers are chicks!

Usually UT students.

I don't think I could fuck a girl, even for Conan, and although I am pretty, I'm goddamn 42, for Crissake!

I doubt they're into fucking their mothers.

Just a hunch.

Think of something else!!!!!

I must see Conando.....

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"I can resist everything but temptation."