Monday, April 12th 2010
Ken Paves Is Turning Jessica Simpson Into A Clone of Himself
Jessica Simpson Tweeted a couple of photos yesterday of her wig orgy with Ken Paves during a flight. Jessica posted the picture above with the caption: "Carol Brady who? :)" CAROL BRADY?! Bitch wishes she looked like Barry Williams' favorite MILF to fap to.
Jessica looks more like a middle-aged Palm Springs swinger from the 70s who spends her days sipping vodka lemonade in her backyard while her Latin house boy spreads tanning oil all over her body. So basically, she looks like Ken Paves.
And here's another one:
Obviously, Jessica didn't take a pair of scissors to her mane. If she did, Papa Joe would be proudly walking the streets in a bikini made from Jessica's hair.
via USWeekly
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She needs to send John Mayer a box of chocolates and a thank you letter.
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 04/12/2010 - 9:55am.
why, why, why, why, WHY!!!.... WHY do i still think she's pretty?!
Because she is! Jean Seberg did it better though!
They are trying to recreate the look of The Queen of Goop circa 1996
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She looks good in the first pic (or at least different in a not unacceptable manner), but not the the second.
Vodka lemonade=pure awesomeness
Fuck the Paves is spawning. Asexual reproduction?
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"To be irreplaceable, you must be different" - Coco Chanel
I actually like her in the second pic. The short hair takes a lot of the trashiness from her, but ages her a little.
Chop it, chop it, chop it!!!!!
I love the smell of Sexual Napalm in the morning! It smells like tuna on burnt toast. *********************************************************************************************** Are you addressing me? Well lick it, stamp it and mail it to someone who gives a shit.
She actually does look like Ken Paves in these pics.
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"Number 12 Looks Just Like You"
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why, why, why, why, WHY!!!.... WHY do i still think she's pretty?!
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"I slink down the alley, lookin' for a fight.
Howlin' to the moonlight on a hot summer night."
She looks like Goldie Hawn in the second pic.
Long neck and hair reminds me of TWIGGY.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.